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Why is this so hot?
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>hole starts playing
>I think you've quite successfully stolen the torch and taken over
What did Chris Shitpost mean by this?
Chris is /ourguy/
It's crazy to me how Thor went from my least favorite character, to having my favorite movie in the mcu, the best part of IW and now the most likable actor. wtf
why is everything press related she's done steeped in awkwardness and contempt from all directions
That actor is clearly the most personable of the bunch, but thor movies are the most forgettable of the MCU, and that's a tough competition.
>GO ON TAKE ERRYTHING TAKE ERRYTHING I WON U2
They absolutely fucking HATE her
Why the fuck are they even letting her do press anymore?
She is such a dumb bitch.
she was homeschooled so she has no idea how to act in public
>Room was a documentary
wew
I hope her stunt double watches this interview
>I think you quite successfully stolen the torch and taken over
Based Chris.
There's no fucking way they keep pushing her as the new face of Marvel after all she's done in so little time.
Imagine making Endgame crash and burn with her obnoxious presence taking over the big moments, she's the embodiment of her feet fungus, quite nasty and hard to look away from the pure amusement that such thing exists, at full display like it's normal, completely unaware that everyone is grossed out and wants to be nowhere close that shit.
Because they probably hatefucked after the interview.
>Home schooled
>Rich mother
>Dad left at early age
>Grew up around Hollywood types
You can see why she hates white men so much. Her father was the only one who could protect her from her mother and her weirdo contacts.
She either dresses like an edgy teenager, or some strong independent Hillary Clinton wannabe in a pant suit.
No one finds her attractive. The Asian MCU market said she was ugly.
they would unironically make a way more handsome couple than hemsworth and his current hag wife
Which is even funnier because Chris is a chad white male with a loving wife, several children and is a loving and attentive father.
She must be torn between thot desires and rage everytime she sees him.
>this is a hag
It's almost like you're talking out of your ass
you just proved my point
Disney kikes out kiked themselves and now she has contractual obligations.
>these are the people I argue with about taste occasionally
Just fucking kill me already.
you are retarded and she is pretty ugly. no doubt even brie mogs her
>touches Don Cheadle despite him having told her not to
Kek
Brie you need to calm down and do some squats
no one cares if you like hags
I'm concerned with how the movie is going to turn out considering how much the original cast seems to hate Brie in the Endgame press tour interviews.
Last reply. If you really think pic related is ugly, I most definitely don't want to ever talk to you again about women.
Except Ragnarok was hugely successful, and made twice as much money at the box office than captain marvel.
Oh god could you imagine if they all collectively decided to half ass it or just burn it all down as retaliation? I mean, it probably would never happen as the actors probably don't want their careers torched by angry Disney execs, but it would be fucking hilarious otherwise.
Black panther made more and it's probably a worse movie (I can't say because I couldn't sit through ragnarok).
She's such an insufferable cunt and she's quite clearly frustrated that a gigachad like Chris doesn't care for her.
Cunts like her that have been catered to and told they're pretty their whole life HATE being found unattractive by guys like Chris. The only thing they probably hate more than that is seeing a less attractive woman with a guy like Chris.
She's going to play that upity kind of character doing some major shit like punching Thanos in the dick and destroying some alien spaceship with her dyke friend valkyrie while having some smug lines. She may be missing for most of the movie though.
user his wife is way hotter than Larson, even though she’s at least 5 years older and has pushed out a few kids. In her prime she was easily one of the hottest actresses at the time.
Black panther is a worse movie than ragnarok but it was WAKANDA 4EVA bullshit that made it so much money from a previously untapped audience. Cpt marvel did worse in both regards though. Panned by legitimate critics (even on rotten tomatoes where they tried to hide them it still ended at 56% or so) AND made half as much at the box office.
I don't really give that much of a shit but thor was pretty good. Cpt marvel was disappointing and she will ruin the next avengers movie.
>5 years older
More like 15. And unlike brie she’s not a shrill cunt, she actually has a warm and delightful demeanor, so she’s got that going for her.
>at least 5 years
Elsa Pataky is 42.
Brie Larson is 29.
Let that sink in.
I hope she pulls a Terrance Howard and demands as much pay as her costars and is recast with someone likeable
I have a feeling this has been happening for a long time. In the context of entertainment, she isn’t particularly attractive. Being ignored by chads for years would explain why she’s so bitter.
>that face
ohnononono
Is she a vegan? She has the same sickly physiognomy as Ellen Page
His wife like 41 and still hotter than Larson. She's also pretty cool from the two or three interviews I've seen of her.
What if thet got a really beautiful woman maybe with broad shoulders and tall to play Captain Marvel instead? That would of been awesome.
Larson at 27 has the same frail misshapen body that my 62 year old wine aunt has.
And worse toe fungus
Tom Cruise is a fearless god among inferior mortals
>unfunny
>arrogant
>gross feet
>unattractive
>not even in decent shape
What did they see in her, seriously, what the fuck does she have to offer?. She can't act and has always that Kanye West photo face look every time she's on screen. She somehow managed to drain all the charisma from others and also her acting ability for some reason. Was her plan to fuck over MCU universe for being composed of the oppressive evil white man?.
what if they got an actual human woman to play captain marvel? i'm not picky, just anyone who isn't a sopping frowny cunt
she sucks a good dick
They probably wanted a full-blown "true believer" rather than someone who just does the bit to receive a paycheck and gtfo of there. Hence why there's been so much shilling of Larson as a commodity in and of herself, rather than her just being an actress.
He's a manlet. His life holds no value so he has to do wacky stunts in order to make himself stand out.
This. Most of the main actors see it as capeshit and a check, at the end of the day. They enjoy being around each other, but they know that they're all doing it for the check.
Larson was hired to be the, "IM A FAN TOO" while hammering in gender politics.
Even Hems-dog knows you can't Bruise the Cruise.
No. I genuinely don't think so. This might be the first and only time I have doubted the likelihood of that, which is actually kind of shocking. She seems like she would not be fun to have sex with, and in fact might be lesbian.
She has really nice tits.
Where's your girls ass tho
Bro look at that ugly bum she was engaged to. Despite being a young famous actress she was dating a literal who in a band nobody's heard of for years.
You just know she's even more repulsive in person and men in hollywood have better options anyway.
has she ever not looked like a contemptuous bitch?
She has no education beyond high school, not saying it’s the reason she’s a cunt but it’s probably the reason she comes off as a retard.
They're fake and they're not.
her hairlines is fucking rekt even as a teenager
Literally looks like a corpse fresh from the morgue.
looks like a dude in a dress if you crop out the head
that might be the nicest thing anyone jas said about her on this board
pls stop bullying brie
maybe she gave them an unbeatable deal, like working for no pay the first two movies
SHES LIKE ANGRY MAN HATER DOMINATRIX THAT IS HUNGRY FOR THICK COCK
She got $5 million for Captain Marvel.
impossible. and then that attitude?
>like working for no pay the first two movies
she asked for 5 million
more than any other avenger ever got in their first movie
she got paid more than
black panther
or thor or
cap america
or iron man
in their first movies
>instead of black widow kino we get a Captain Marvel flick
I don't get why they didn't keep Captain Sue out of everything and not have Black Widow take her place. It's not like she really does anything else except "counseling" for Hulk.
geesus, belle fucking delphine seems like a hard honest worker compared to Brie's display for her pay. Like she took 5 mill and then spat in the producer's face with a bored expression
After watching a few interviews with Larson, I can't stop cringing because it's exactly how I was when I tried to be cool and tough at school and failed miserably.
She's a failure, but the fact she's a girl, moderately hot and from a high middle class background saves her ass.
God everyone must hate working with her so much.
it's a JOKE, fucking autists
i know it's a lame one, but some PR drone wrote it to fit with her retarded movie character
I can see that, but she seems to lack in every other department. Even if the others are in it for the paycheck at least they can sell you the character and bring chemistry on the screen, I can't picture a better fit for the OG avengers roster, even characters like Hawkeye or Ant-Man, or even Nebula and the Wasp do their part and you give a shit about them even with little exposition. She had an entire movie for herself to hook people on her motives and not even with the success the previous movies you can look past at how hollow she's, I'd excuse it if the comic character is as bad, but even then you could make her likable, something she hasn't managed even off screen. I'd dare say she's trying to do what RDJ does on interviews where he overdoes his personality and people get it, with her it seems like a failed experiment where her real personality comes through with her acting snobby, pushing her political bias.
I can't see how she's going to stay on the MCU, she can't even work with an already successful group of actors. It's almost a miracle that she has the chance to be on that situation at all, and still she manages to screw it up.
the highest paid for a first solo movie was black panther at 2 million
i think cap america got as little as 300k
so an angry white woman arguing about oppression got paid double what the black guy did
is there a chance that it was just made up PR that she got paid that much? Like in reality she just got maybe 400k in the contract? or is that illegal
jfc I've seen this fungus a hundred times and still cringe
Wtf is wrong with her arms? looks like an anorexic boy's arms
>a literal ghoul from the swamp
Brie only fucks niggers. Chris has a hotwife with better ass, and she's not a flaming bitchcunt hunting white dick with a sickle.
I see Brie Larson as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Brie Larson is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Brie Larson does it for me.
Nigga, you are a fucktard. When I found out who he was married to, I was like, "You whut, mate?" and had to check from more sources. Hemsworth scored big.
The interview she did with Jeremy Renner was fucking hilarious. His body language and answers could not have made it more obvious that he fucking loathes her.
It's fascinating, Hemsworth is a bit salty that his """charm""" isn't really working with her and she's pissed off she isn't being taken srs as a powerful womyn (while also obviously wanting his balls on her chin but she can't give into that)
>Crop the head out
Its a fucking tranny.
Something about Endgame's multiple endings. I think they shot two and in one Captain Marvel saves the day making all the men look like weak shite. Having to participate in the shooting of that ending is bound is make one bitter whether the ending is used or not.
Yep she's a keeper
Cuntbitch Brie likely made a pass at Tom Hiddleston in Kong. After getting told to fuck off, she doubled down and went for Hemsworth. He said, Naw bitch, maybe SLJ will give you some dick. Fuck off, my wife is hotter than a potato faced freak.
Brie looks older and more used up than Elsa.
Damn, she really is that far fucking removed from reality. Those toes match her personality
hemmy a closeted fag, married a thot who looks like fuckin basshunter of all people.
Why did I know instantly which one was McFungusfoot Potatoface?
t.lanket faggot
>hes so cute when hes confused
Imagine being Goose and every other letter you open in your mailbox, are Anna Kendrick's rape fantasies.
No wonder he needs Refn to save him
Nah I don't think Hemsworth gives a shit
>holds no value
he's worth like half a billion just from pure charisma and looks alone. stop blaming your manlet status for your failures
>all these schnozes
Is every (((beautiful))) woman in Hollywood just an uggo with rhinoplasty?
>Anna is touching my special place, please save me Refn
Um...is she melting?
>No hot woman will ever look at you endearingly while you have a sperg moment
fuck this made me realize something. Do these crossdressers and trannies have some secret code where they must have fucked up feet? Ezra I know you browse Yea Forums, can you chime in?
Why in seven fucks do you have that image saved on your computer
Her feet might not be something she can control, but why the fuck is she wearing open toed shoes if they look like that?
>"I walked into a restuarant and the waiter literally asked me to put on shoes. This is what being a woman is like"
Yeah nah, that's bullshit. He's pissed because she seems to have zero understanding of self-deprecating humour and banter. Hemsworth jokes constantly about how he's nowhere near as cool as his character irl, she flips her shit whenever anyone jokes she's otherwise.
You will never have a women look at you like this ...
That can't be a real quote, right?
>Don roast
>her struggle because she can't get angry at a black guy
GOLD
her arms look like iggy pop
speak for yourself you fucking incel, god I like this board but you guys make me hate it, you never leave your fucking house or something? fuckin Christ get laid you relentless faggots
that's called heroin, user, its pretty based. didn't expect brie to enjoy drug kino tho. guess she does it to not think about her, ahem, foot issues
marvel retards consider this attractive
what makes you so sure it hasn't happened already? it's not like you can tell
no u
t.delusional tranny
nah bruh I'm just fucking tired of every thread having faggy wojack posters saying the same sad shit they've been posting since fuckin 2008, we get it, you're grand wizards, no one feels even a little bad for you
>he doesn't like my pathetic whining
>must be a discord tranny!
trannies are just as fucking disgusting as incelposters and both should be gassed unironically
lose weight
forgive your father
love your own body
...
perhaps it is you who outgrew this place. perhaps you are the one who doesnt belong here anymore.
perhaps is not Yea Forums but it is your time to move on
will shitpost late at night forever, gf or not
Hey where’s that virgin that I destroy in every arguement who defends a 29 year old who looks older than my mom
>who
argues
>like
this
I summon you virgin
then dont complain about the grand wizards, they are part of Yea Forums culture
how do you figure my derision is not also Yea Forums culture? let me live user, I'm not the one keeping you from pussy
How does a woman end up so veiny?
you complain about Yea Forums
yet you cant quit it
clearly, the problem, is you
You were never welcome here, normie faggot.
answer:
word, as you can't quit being an incellular mamas boy
>have sex
Riiiiiiiiight
this much projecting...
>have sex
Ezra fixed his feet tho
sneed
This. You can hear Don Cheedle murmer, "what did I say about the touching, don't touch me"
Almost feel bad for Brie.
They really do all hate her, don't they.
How is it that Brie still hasn't fixed her shit? She's a woman, I thought they liked pedicures and stuff like that
Bries feet reminded me of my own, or at least one toe
>Pinky toe nail was half black, really unsightly
>Was a bit concerned, but in the end forgot about it for a few weeks
>Stub toe and the black nail just cracks and is hanging half off
>Decided fuck it and removed as much as the nail as I could, now there's barely any nail and it's all normal color
Dude wtf get that shit looked at by a doctor.
She's an uppity entitled bitch not only on screen. Even people that work with her barely can tolerate her shit.
I miss old doxumentaries about filming a movie. Nowadays it's just praising galore.
>that's the thing I did my stu-
>*click*
couldn't do it bros
Imagine how he fucking feels toward her if he loses his shit on camera over her light nudges.
Because you already dislike her you dumb faggot
Literally copy pasted from the Maisie Williams thread. What’s the matter, unable to write something original or funny but still desperate for (you)s?
she's only down with the hood white boi
>Woman/lanklet cope
Oh my God Chris and Don's hatred for her is literally palpable, they're doing nothing at all to hide it. Does the whole cast feel this way?
Based Tom Cruise
>I do my own stunts
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what a shitty bait. here is your pathetic (you)
She's a bit crazy. You can tell by her stare.
could it be that she had a stunt double in captain marvel but did her own stunts in infinity war?
Don Cheadle hates everyone, you should see his press interviews with Mark Ruffalo
The hood can fucking have her lmao
Do you even know what a copypasta is you retard?
The original was for Lena Dunham
she will get hated by normies much quicker as JLaw and i for one can't wait
>Even Goose spergs out
Can /x/ tell me how to sacrificially commit suicide?
This. Read the comments section of the video. Even the non-Americans in the comments who don't know her politics are hating her for being obnoxious.
>incel
Back you go lol
>bunch of people saw the movie so it isn't forgettable
What did NPC mean by this?
Where is Refn in all this?
She's ugly and you are also probably ugly and a virgin FAGGOT
looks like a /fa/ post kek