Fuck you for boycotting Solo: A Star Wars Story because The Last Jedi hurt your fee fees...

Fuck you for boycotting Solo: A Star Wars Story because The Last Jedi hurt your fee fees. Not only was it a stellar movie, but it was the perfect setup for another anthology film in the form of Maul: A Star Wars Story. Think about it: an even darker dive into the seedy underworld of the Empire, for the first time on the big screen Dathomir in full high-budget glory, Emilia Clarke's ass again, maybe even a recanonization of Xizor, and a tie-in to a following Kenobi: A Star Wars Story. But no. Disney is going to "slow down" with the annual Star Wars flicks, because you faggots are autistic and wouldn't let them put the tired Skywalker saga to bed and now they have to bring back the fucking Emperor.

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Into the Shitter it goes!!!

I really don't think the cultural impact of Yea Forums is as profound as you think it is. TLJ was disliked by a much wider audience than autists on this Bulgarian pipe-dream enthusiast porn site.

Im maul come closer

>Dathomir
So you want me to participate in your late era retcons? Fuck you newfag

I hated TLJ and watched Solo. there was no boycott. Just sever disinterest.

>boycott
i didn't see solo because that guy wasn't han solo

Mauls story ended in Rebels, nothing else matters about him. He died an ignoble death to drive home a poignant moment in a larger arc for a better character. I'm sorry you're a sucker for bait. And I have zero faith in Disney doing anything right when it comes to Star Wars so it's not really a boycott as it is I'm rejecting the garbage you keep shoveling. And "darker" Star Wars will never be done better than Empire. Because the Sith are a simplistic philosophical villain.

My feefees weren't hurt, but I'm glad yours are that your teenage angst won't get to live through a bad character like Maul.

Go fucking cry in your bath robe you sniveling little bitch.

You seem to really not like Darth Maul. What happened, did you spend your childhood inventing unique and wonderful ways that your favorite bad guy could survive only for Lucas to steal your least favorite one?

The one nuwars movie that can be called "well-made" is R1, and that's only because of the way it looks. Too bad it wasted a great performance and a villain with potential. Krennic could have easily been the main villain in a future trilogy. Why not go that way? The big bad is a narcissist officer and great tactician with a little too much power. Maybe he's staging a coup, I don't know. I'm just spitballing here. Point is, it's the only time the Mouse managed to get the visual part halfway right. Once. And the villain was pretty okay. Once. But they still haven't figured out how to get the soul part right.

Also, the Vader scene was cool as shit, BUT:

I. It created a plot hole just by existing. If the only thing separating you from an angry Vader is ten feet of narrow hallway and a door, you're not getting outta there alive.

II. Vader uses a two-handed grip on his lightsaber and doesn't do flashy shit. They're treating him like a fucking circus animal, the same way they're parading around the original cast. But hey, at least the actors will know peace when they die. Unlike Vader. He's just a suit to them, and they have him forever. Fuck Disney.

III. Edwards should be ashamed of himself for being arrogant enough to think he could pull off Vader.

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>getting this upset about a children's movie franchise

Alec Guinness was right.

GAS THE MOUSE. SHAME PEOPLE FOR LIKING NERD CHIC NOW.

>Edwards should be ashamed of himself for being arrogant enough to think he could pull off Vader.
The Vader shit was all reshoots, Edwards had little to do with that.

>Too bad it wasted a great performance and a villain with potential. Krennic could have easily been the main villain in a future trilogy. Why not go that way?
OMG DARTH VAAAADER

Well, fuck whoever did that, then. And fuck Edwards too anyway. He had a cameo in TLJ so he's probably buds with Reeean.

I was talking about Krennic.

There is no room to expand on Rogue One though. It ends right where Star Wars begins. It was on purpose that every main character died, otherwise you'll have to explain where they are now through books that won't sell very well because it doesn't really matter.

> I WANTED TO BUY MORE LEGOS!!!!

I can smell the cheetos in your beard from all the way over here.

>fuck your feelings
>care about my feelings

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It was terribly miscast and boring.

I was saying that the reason they didn’t keep Krennic as the main villain is because
“OMG DARTH VADER!!!”

Solo fucking sucked. As a Star Wars movie, as a heist movie, as a movie.

I think Krennic wouldn't have worked past one movie. He was a great character, good actor, and strong design though.

Which is exactly why they shouldn't have wasted Krennic on it. He was a main villain used as a monster-of-the-week for an episode no one will remember in a few years.

It was a Ron Howard film so of course it was boring, but where were the errors in casting again? Is it Woody? You wouldn't expect a hick bartender from Indiana to double-cross you, would you?

ahem
ANYTHING PART OF DISNEY CANON IS TRASH AND ALL NUWARS FANS SHOULD HANG THEMSELVES ESPECIALLY REBELS FANS

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Oh, my bad. I'm just kinda mad 'cause, in my opinion, he's the only relatively compelling nuwars character.

>watch shit movies so that later they possibly make nonshit ones

I don't see you fronting millions of dollars to a talented young auteur and commissioning a movie made for the mass market that doesn't suck.

Both TLJ and Solo were utter dog shit.

I just want to see Ray Park as Maul again. He loves the fanbase and loves the character, and I can't think of a single person who hates him. He's a great guy and I think a Maul movie dealing with the underground criminals in Star Wars would be sweet

The one cast as Han, not a great actor but not Han, Glover as Lando, Khaleesi is a weak actress, L3 was annoying and superfluous.

Why couldn't they just give us some original stories? I've even seen pitches from Anons that would've been way better than what we got.

The best part was L3 being blasted to pieces. That is how bad the movie was, my favorite part was that.

Because it's Hollywood a century later and the public is dumb. If you and other Anons want to set up a supply chain providing original content to thousands of theaters across the globe, be my guest, but you won't see much of a return on investment.

exactly why I want to pitch some ideas to disney after I publish a few novels. It's a shot in the dark but fuck it, I think I have better ideas than any loser writer at disney

People complaining about the R1 Vader scene is the perfect testament to the fact that Star Wars will never be able to have nice things, and there will always be some insufferable permavirgin turboautist complaining about it, no matter what. Kill yourselves.

You'd better have extensive market research proving that the average autistic checkout girl who lives with her parents despite working full time and puts her money towards bi-monthly vacations to Disneyland would pay money to see your work, otherwise you might as well just turn it into a webcomic and make a few cents off Patreon or something.

I once posted an outline for a trilogy and I think I only got one encouraging reply.

I wish I saw it in the theater. I’ve seen every SW movie in the theater. Saw the first two during early 80s reissues but saw the rest first run. Skipped Solo. Saw it on Netflix and liked it a lot even though it could have been a heist movie without the SW theme. Still great. That jew who was discovered in a bat mitzvah and needed an acting coach still nailed the character as did the Glover guy who played Lando. It was great.

Han was always a good boy pretending to be a badass though.

They already killed him off on some cartoon no one watched so it's pretty clear they were never going to do a movie

I thought TLJ was okay, but Solo was mediocre shit from start to finish. It was the rare prequel that actually made the original worse. Han Solo has no mysteries anymore. Literally every single off-handed bit of backstory from the original trilogy got hamfisted into two hours of the most boring trite I've seen in years.

I plan on it. At the same time look at Chuck Wendig, hes a shitty writer and was taken by disney over a tweet about him wanting to write for star wars. Id like to think i have better talent than him, which should give me a better chance.. But thats my narcisism talking

They killed Han off in the first act of the sequel trilogy anticipated by humanity for 30 years and still made this thing, brought Tarkin back to life in the other one despite him blowing up in the original one. I don't think you're thinking about it straight.

The difference is no one cares about the prequels.
Darth Maul =/= Han Solo.

He wrote a best-selling book, which is exactly what they were after. Your personal biases about the quality of his work are irrelevant. These are corporate ventures which have exclusively corporate aims. Making money. That's what they care about. If you think you could write a best-selling book, you are almost certainly a delusional narcisist.

Ive seen a lot of criticism on his work, its not just me. I want to write about Mandalorians and with the show coming soon I think people are gonna be interested in that. Anythings possible, and if Disney is showing signs that they think mandalorians are gonna be popular to not just the og fan base, then shit I think I have a chance.
Or the old republic, that's cool too

I already saw enough of Maul's story in TCW and Rebels, he didn't need a spinoff movie.

>Ive seen a lot of criticism on his work, its not just me.
It
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I'd rather have a Vader film based on the new comics first so he could be voiced by JEJ before he fucking dies

The only thing bad about the Vader scene was him levitating that one trooper up to the ceiling. That’s the first time he’s used the Force that way on screen and it opens up ESB now to idiots who will day “hurr why doesn’t he levitate Luke back up to the platform when he jumps off”.

The R1 scene handled Vader very well otherwise in both his mannerisms and abilities, even with the saber. The actor in the suit did a great job. The only time he fully used both hands in the OT was in ANH.

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On top of that it’s like they went out of their way to cast someone who looked, sounded and acted nothing like Harrison.

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>have nice things
Why do redditors always reveal themselves?

>These are corporate ventures which have exclusively corporate aims. Making money. That's what they care about
Literally exactly what you wrote dude

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I actually think Solo did one great thing and that is changing the context of this scene to Lando trying to warn Han

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Solo didn't change that, the subtext was always there in the film. The Cloud Cars were firing on the Falcon and refusing to let it land under Lando's orders.

>Disney is going to "slow down" with the annual Star Wars flicks, because you faggots are autistic and wouldn't let them put the..

No, they're going to slow down because they keep missing the mark. They wouldn't have to slow down if they did a better job.

As for Solo, while I agree that it's a good movie, I know that a lot of people were put off by the casting of Han Solo. Turns out that casting a gorgeous actor to play the average looking Han was a mistake.

Well then it added to it at least. Now it’s a clear warning instead of playful banter to trick the audience.

in fairness he was great as Han. Not his fault the story was trash

>stellar movie
it was not good

Fuck yourself in the poop shoot
>TLJ was shit and shit hard on all the good characters. Why the fuck should anyone waste money on potentially bad side stories when it’s shown they can’t make a good main story?

>Maul

Why are people so obsessed with him? I mean he was visually striking, and his fight in TPM was pretty cool.

have chucks

based. star wars manbabies are retarded. by "boybotting solo" all they accomplished was sending the message that actual Star Wars kinos like solos don't make money, and SJWars like TLJ and TFA do. retarded animals.

>darker

no

>Why are people so obsessed with him?
Children’s cartoons

we don't need anthology movies with characters whose stories are done, son. watch TCW series if you want more darth edgefag.

actually his death was pretty noble. he went to Tatooine to see Obiwan and tell him they could work together to get revenge on Sheev, via the promise of Luke Skywalker. Obiwan tells him he's not going to take that path, and they have a short lightsaber duel. Obiwan fakes out the same move Quigon did when Maul killed him, and does a sick counter slice that Maul doesn't expect, killing him instead. Obiwan then listens to his final words, and forgives him for what he did in their youth.

It's as noble as Maul deserved.

>I mean he was visually striking, and his fight in TPM was pretty cool.

That's why. He looked badass so you were always waiting for something to happen. It didn't, but it could have. Maul's design was pretty iconic, he could easily have been a villian across the three prequel movies and finally disposed of by Anikin and then replaced by him in the last.

>he went to Tatooine to see Obiwan and tell him they could work together to get revenge on Sheev
i stayed clear of nuwars so i dont know if this is true, but i did see mauls death and it was pretty sad. obi wan putting aside his own stance to mimic that of his master. the quickness of the duel discarding him as just another foe. obi wan is such a great hero. he allways takes responsibility, even comforting him as he dies after all the pain he caused. twin moons overhead just like they are twins below: two brothers brought together by the machinations of sheev. theyve been fighting all their lives. dead master. dead waifu. all that suffering as a part of some plan neither had anything to do with.
>tfw maul says "he will avenge US"
bavo nolan

Han was never a sarcastijerk with a squeaky voice.

Maul's a shit character. Cringe from me.

Fuck star wars and fuck brown people

fpbp

>Fuck you for boycotting Solo: A Star Wars Story
breh, that "you" you're referring to isn;t enough to explain how poorly solo did. EVERYONE boycotted solo.

holy shit im so sick of star wars at this point i'm actually beginning to hate it with a passion.

I've boycotted "Solo" because Tom Cruise was not cast for the titular role. I have watched Rogue One (and it was actually quite good) despite The Force Awakens being a total disaster and I'm going to see the upcoming film even though I expect it to be awful. However, the failure to realize Tom Cruise was the only actor other than Ford to play Han is on entirely another level. They had one job, one fucking job. Fuck this movie, fuck its creators, I wouldn't watch it if I were to get paid for doing so.

>but where were the errors in casting again?
Lack. Of. Tom. Cruise.

with a few exceptions like glover, woody and the vision, all the female characters, the main character, etc were pretty bad

>Literally no dick
Being maul is suffering

>brought Tarkin back to life in the other one despite him blowing up in the original one.
Where ? Rogue One ? It happens before Tarkin dies

Is that how he is going to be in the movie? Those robot legs look stupid as fuck. His force level must be shit missing all of those body parts.

>Is that how he is going to be in the movie?
lol, what movie?

Because your ideas are actually shit. Sorry user.

>Disney is going to "slow down" with the annual Star Wars flicks,
This is a good thing.

>boycotting Solo: A Star Wars Story

I agree.
I want to see more of this

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>he hasnt seen TCW

Hey Jon (too cool for the h)
How about you spend more of your time thinking about how to write a good story.

based. solo was kino and deserved a sequel.

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fuck Star Wars and fuck white people

>boycotting
People simply checked out after tlj and stopped giving a shit about sw.
Kill yourself.

She’s cute.

Kino

Fuck star wars and fuck niggers!

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OP if you want dark Star wars kino support the mandalorian

Maul wanted revenge because Sheev killed his brother.

Imma be honest with y'all. Maul should've stayed dead. It sets a bad precedent of "Oh you saw him fall into a botomless pit? lol nope still alive".I still love Ray Park thought.

>She

Even better.