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powerful and brave
Saw Maisie Williams ass
Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 15 year old girl from Flea Bottom. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only lie there while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her unshapely figure. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young peasant girls with perfect bodies shaped by working in the fields all day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get laid one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she asks for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this castle before the eunuchs could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.
let's forget about the wymyn empowerment. It's otherwise pretty good. Not just new encounter reaction setups.
boring
YAAAAAAAASSSSSS
filler/10
muh poor man's Two Towers
2/10
fapped twice
terrible
When we could have had these fine looking chads vs the blue oyster dancers
3/10
got?
more like got fat
*GASPS*
“tHaTS iMPOsSiBLE”
>3
out of 10
>Dany is angry
LITERALLY THE ONLY FUCKING PLOT DEVELOPMENT THIS ENTIRE EPISODE
BRAVO DABID
GIANTS MILK
First for giant milkies
FUCK MEN LMAO
Season still hasn't started but we have time for brave and strong moments
JANNY DANCE
WITH HIS POCKS
NEVER WANTED TO GET PAID
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
>TWO FILLER EPISODES
Boring, again. I can't fucking believe there are only 4 episodes left and still nothing has happened.
IF THAT MORMONT KID SURVIVES THE BATTLE I'M GOING TO SHIT BLOOD
are they going to fuck or what
i have the bluest balls
I unironically cried watching the last 20 minutes lads. Gonna miss this show and you're characters
RATE THE EPISODE
>hey guys i got an idea, how about we make 2/3 of the episode take place in front of a fire place with a few characters shooting the shit talking about nothing
>BRILLIANT DABID YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
0/10
'no'
oysters clams and cuckolds/10
Better than episode 1/ 10
based
at least we saw Arya's ass crack
tell that to people watching S1 seven years ago
It wasn't hers, she's cute and slim
so why would anyone ever just attack a castle if you can just surround it and stand there until everyone inside it dies of starvation?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?
>STRONG WOMEN STRONG WOMEN STRONG WOMEN
>INCELS BTFO INCELS BTFO INCELS BTFO
>HAVE SEX HAVE SEX HAVE SEX HAVE SEX
>57 minutes
WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER
to Fat Gilly or to the goblin?
NOTHING
FUCKING
HEPPENED
that was the worst episode i've seen of this show ever.
That may have been the single worst episode of television I have ever watched.
>Arryn shields in the episode preview
Hey, they still exist!
The WWs at the end looked awfully familiar to Targaryens...
I think it was a pretty good episode honestly. Infinitely better than the last episode
>Even the next episode short shows nothing
Fug
based, will always remember that
Actually a kino episode
Saying goodbye to pretty much 90% of these characters. Pod singing was a nice touch too.
Dany mad queen confirmed.
>2 episodes of character introductions on the 8th and final season of a series
Not only do they not give a fuck about the core audience but are actively trying to drive them away so that they can make a fantasy movie.
I think the 2 year gap was just so that people watching earlier get bored and stop caring about the events so far.
they've fucked before dummy
on the boat last season
I really thought it couldn't get worse.
Mad queen Dany when?
It's hers
>drinking wine wasting time
>LITERALLY filler
>A FUCKING FILLER EPISODE
followed by
>DLC FOR A FUCKING FILLER EPISODE
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
they've fucked already
8/10
Surprisingly good.
i liked it more than the premier but jesus christ if everyone isn't dead by next episode all of this buildup is worthless
This was some ass episode and I'm not talking about. Aryas.
Why is Gilly so fucking fat?
>I have a son, you have a daughter. We'll join our houses.
GODS THAT'S MY BOY!
you're a character
3/10
list of based character
tormund
brann
jaime
anyone else?
3/10, wish I spent the time drawing smut for my boyfriend.
Arya sex scene alone makes the episode trash.
WHATS THE NAME OF THE FOOKIN SONG LADS
4.5/10 S8E1 was better. It was saved by Arya butt
Generic hyperbole
Fucking BASED
glad I'm not the only one, it's like that song was built to btfo jannies
Bran has gone so far down the rabbit hole that he thinks rape is love now
Muh sex, muh dialogues. Bad episode
Arya’s delicious cunny/10
lol yep. all leading up to episode 3 where half the characters will die. Since the dialogue is trash that's all they have for "wow factor" now.
0/10 unironically just a waste of time
fuck this show fuck this show fuck this show.
Such a wasted episode. So many one-liners. So many YASSS QWEEEEN SLAYYYY moments.
Ends before any real action comes.
Only good thing was Tormund being fed by milkers reveal.
both
Imagine being so unprofessional that this took 3 fucking years
how did we go from this..
What fucking happened to the 2 hour episode promise? also, ignoring the SLAY QUEEN shit I'd give it a 6 or 7
When is Stannis returning? He should hurry the fuck up and take command of one of the flanks
Post characters that are 100% dead next episode
>Reminding you of how pre battle scenes should be done
Here cleanse your pallet
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>yfw nude maisie williams
why is a 1000 year old girl in the body of a 14 year old NOT OKAY, but showing the nude body of a 21 year old girl in a 14 year old body is TOTALLY FINE
How would you rate the episode lads?
BRIENNE SER KNIGHT OF WESTEROS, OMFG YES!!!! GO GIRL YES!!!
was it really that bad
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Great episode. Brienne being knighted was kino. She genuinely deserves it and has embodied what a Knight should be. I know some people are gunna say it’s cringe or something sexist like that but I loved it. Her smile was like the first one of the series for her too. Great acting.
>Never got to experience teenage lovemaking
she had too much hobbit food
Why didn't Bran warn them about the ice dragon in the planning scene? He only mentioned it off-handedly to Sansa and Jon last episode, you'd think that would be important knowledge for Dany.
chill idiots it was a fan service episode, we got to see Brianne knighted, Gilly chubby, Arya naked and comfy castle nights
Actual carbon copy of the first episode minus the horrendous dragon-riding. 1/3 of this season is now gone and nothing has happened. Only good thing is that we saw Ghost for all of 8 seconds being a Night's Watch bro.
It's not often you get to do a Calm Before The Storm scenario in TV/Film. It's one of my favourite things.
I feel like it tied up a ton of loose ends well, and was comfy and sad because it didn't need to hurry any stories along. Everyone's just waiting for the end.
Hound
now THIS was a good episode
I don't care how filler was it it made me hype
8/10
So she wouldn't have fucked him if he was still a virgin? Incels btfo
Throw in Ed and Davos
Dany has no friends. Nobody likes her and now she doesn't get the iron throne unless she marries Jon.
How about that Chernobyl show?. Will it be kino?
GOD DAMN I'M PISSED
>1. LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS
>2. MY MOM INTERRUPTS EVERYTIME SOMETHING ALMOST HAPPENS
0.9/10
nothing happens: the episode
why the fuck is Gilly fat now?
she was barely tollerable before, but no one will tollerate fat Gilly
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
In case you were wondering why her scene looked odd, Maisie Williams stripped off in a separate greenscreen shot alone without crew/cast surrounding and was composited in. The non-nude shots were all on set but not the butt and sideboob shot. Not the first time they did this
She's pissed is all I know.
Honestly I expected some fucking fighting by now, an hour of LOTR build up bullshit, 3/10.
DABID
FANS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT LACK OF GHOST
FUCK IT, LET'S PHOTOSHOP HIM INTO THE BACKGROUND SOMEWHERE
WHY IS GILLY SO FAT
Its wrong to have a young actor play in a show that does soft core porn grow up and be basically groomed to do another soft core porn scene the instant she turns 18.
unless Stannis rides in to kill the Night King this is fucking garbage.
still cringe as fuck but at least it was better than the first ep, can't believe it took this long to write this though.
Should’ve kept rowing.
1/10
Considering how few episodes left there are, they could not afford to waste yet another episode.
First episode of the season is also retroactively now made 1/10 as it could have been excused for it's slow pace if the rest of the season actually got moving but since it hasn't it was just a waste of time.
Also just throwing this out there. Anybody else notice that Gilly got considerably more disgusting? She's got a fat toad neck now
god this fucking show is so terrible. i'll be glad when it's over.
Jaime knighting brieanne was a nice touch
imagine her blowing him... he has to look down into her hobgoblin eyes that are a foot apart from her fetal alcohol syndrome
Danny is pregnant
REMINDER
>GENDRY DID NOT CONSENT
would have been a 10 if we saw her fully nude
I don't even think she's hot but for some reason it turns me on
probably just because we've been watching her for years now.
8/10, was great char development but now i just have giant blue balls
>that cringey Bran "things we do for love" line
It was filler but it was good filler.
>ser brienne
so shes literally a tranny now?
Podrick's song was pretty good. Tripod can sing.
She's Sam's wife.
Tormund being funny as hell and Arya getting dicked were the biggest saving grace of the episode, otherwise its basically keeping the plot of house tensions of what comes after the war against the dead.
FUCK TRADITION AND FUCK INCELS
>6 episodes to finish every plot
>1st 2 episodes are filler
BRAVO
Like a fucking Dragon Ball Z episode
Literally not one fruitful conversation in the entire episode
A nice episode before shit starts going down :’( ALSO ARYA AND GENDRY
So I’m starting to think their won’t be an Azor Ahai, but if there is, it has to be Jamie. Brienne is the only Nissa Nissa that makes sense, and Jamie defending the person he attempted to murder to defeat the night kind sounds pretty damn neat.
more (((fan))) service
6.5/10
I liked it.
Tormund chugging giant milk was literally the only good scene
>disliking Brienne
>two episodes of fan service character reunions and muh dragons
They literally could've done all this shit in half of a single episode. Holy fuck I hope the Night King just puts an end to this shit as soon as possible.
Podrick singing and Tormund telling the story about the giant was pretty good though.
Women never liked virgins, men only remain virgins due to religion or social failure.
So you didn't watch seasons 4 through 7?
It was an "okay" episode, but the Brienne scene was great, as was a handful of others. Maybe it would be a "good" episode if I cared more about these fucking people.
5/10 except for every scene with a woman in it, minus Pod's song and TheonXSansa
prove it
It felt like the citadel dlc of Mass effect 3, fanfiction tier crap with all the characters bonding before the final battle.
None of them look how they're described in the books.
Based Brienne
This. They were doing everything they could to be Helm's Deep 2.0. Funny thing is, they already did a damn good job of it with Battle of Bastards... It's a fucking shame watching these characters who fucking killed it with good writing have to plop out this verbal diarrhea. A damn shame. The cast gets a pass form me, but D&D should be publicly shamed for this.
Next episode, lad. He'll be the one to defeat the NK.
> A "So here we are after all this time...." episode
7.9/10
Not anywhere near S1-S4 episodes, it was decent none the less.
was episode 3 leaked or not
Boring ass episode what le fuck.
>maisie getting naked
is there a word for the opposite of fan service?
The "someone taller" line wasn't even that bad in taste. Khal Drogo was fucking huge
Nice copy pasta adaptation
it's starting
this episode sucked but i bet normies still loved it
2/10
Somehow even less uneventful than episode 1
Jesus christ
BTW 4 EPISODES LEFT
user, Arya is totally 18 according to HBO UK. Just don't think about the fact that Little Sam on the other hand is still a toddler
>In case you were wondering why her scene looked odd, Maisie Williams stripped off in a separate greenscreen shot alone without crew/cast surrounding and was composited in. The non-nude shots were all on set but not the butt and sideboob shot. Not the first time they did this
If that's the case, then why no full frontal
I CLAAAAIM THE CRYPT DEFENDER LOLI
If Rhaegar was such a good guy why did he abandon his wife and kids to die?
GIB GIANT MILKIES
>WYMON STRONK
>DUDE LE WINE LE TITS LE GIANT MILK
>goblinfucking
>THE NIGHTKING IS COMING THE NIGHT KING IS COMING
2/10 boring as fuck nothing happens part 2 shit episode no nude scenes, daenerys reaction was shit and muh female power conversation between daenerys and sansa was cringe as fuck
I cant imagine how GOT can be saved in 4 episodes fuck this feminist shit
Thank you for this kino clip.
fuck you that was one of the good parts.
>all the memy twats getting drunk and having fun, trying to ignore the inevitable fact most or all will be dead by the next day
Fuck the haters this episode was /COMFY/
GOBLIN FUCKERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
Arya should've repeated her list during the scene with the Hound, except his name would'n't have been last. Brienne should've fucking knighted Pod right on the spot.
>barley any new footage
CHECKED
Fucking lol if this was a picture of Rob behind gendry and Arya fucking
Why is Podrick fat??
no but wasn't good at all in anyway whatosever and this is the final fucking season with 4 episodes left and theyre putting out mediocre boring garbage
Radmure
>pic
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is it me or it's really legit to question Jon's story. He has no evidence.
That's Ser you bigot.
If a man was that physical in initiating sex with a man it would be rape lol, D&D can't write "strong women" unless they're being awful human beings who constantly bring up that they're women
best episode in a LONG time
>Rate the episode
"Better luck next time?" / 10
Why does Pod look so much like Jake Gyllenhaal?
women don't want their first time to be awkward, they want men to be in control
the rape, jaime
where the fuck did he get giant's milk? all i see are males...
oh no
I like how everyone seems to be thinking just what the fuck is Bran on again.
Furnitureman is hilarious.
Actually kind of liked that scene.
What does leddit think about the episode?
>Why is Gilly so fucking delicious
ftfy
Ultimate pleb filter kino episode
>B-B-BUT MUH BATTALS!!!
You will get plenty of D&D's shaky cam corpse pile silliness next episode you zoomers.
The Virgin Worm
The Chad Lion
They edited out her fucking nipples.... wtf.....
>4 episodes left
Wtf? How are they gonna wrap this up?
Absolutely boring. Even the exposition had the comprehension of a twelve year old, this show is fucked beyonf belief
have sects
See, 2 episodes of build-up -might- have been acceptable for a show with good actors and fantastic writing. Game of Thrones unfortunately has neither. I feel nothing for these characters and I don't feel their plight or fears against the coming onslaught of an invading undead force.
Podrick
King Robert
Why you copy pasting other peoples comments?
HAHAHA EPIC HHAHA BRAVO DND I GET IT I GET IT
>TheonXSansa
I like it. Too bad he's gonna die.
Is Melly done with the show?
Jon
Davos
If you're going to do it, do it right fag.
oh please, you know she wanted to "show off" her body like all the other girls since season 1
7/10
I like the humor and closure. They’re doing a good job of wrapping most of the shit up
>White Walkers will literally be defeated in one episode.
Fuck this show, D&D, and GRRM
Bronn
>I'm king believe me
I impregnated her before filming began, sorry
Why are the Bran and Jamie scenes so good despite barely anything being said?
Reminder that the Nights King does next episode to an obvious trap when theres literally no reason for him to risk his neck to get Bran.
Nah. He has to write “a song of ice and fire” for the histories.
No it was what episode 1 should’ve been. It was an okay episode. Feelin’ like Helms Deep 2.0 soon
Any one else cry when Theon hugged Sansa
neededmeera/10
Did Bran just confirm that he and Jaime will die?
Also, will Melisandre ever come back?
Why the fuck is Gilly fat all of a sudden? Did she get pregnant IRL?
AND HOW DOES THEON TELEPORT FROM KINGS LANDING TO WINTERFELL IN ONE EPISODE THE FUCK
>To whatever end!
God, why can't writing always be this good.
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The song was the only thing I liked about the episode.
7/10
better than the last one but more just scattered skits
+1 for Maisie's butt
Tyrion will die in the battle, Arya will take his face and use it to go see Cersi and kill Cersi!!
So what.
Episode 3 is all fighting and four is all fighting too?
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RATE THIS MOST RECENT EPISODE, LADS.
I'm watching The Lost Boys.
Stannis Satan is stannis
>no dragons
>no elephants
>no cersei
2/10
Did this episode feel like the beginning of The Two Towers to anybody else? It feels like the lead up to Helms Deep
That's the most realistic part of the show. She goes from working all of the time and barely eating anything to being safe and sound with an abundance of fatty foods. She would blow up like a blimp.
Literally garbage, 0/10
>mfw he saves the day again
But DBZ episodes are actually good
I didn't love it, but it did capture that ominous and dread-filled tone pretty well. The audience is having one last time to sit and enjoyable lot of characters who are about to get dunked on
Stannis will attach a bomb to Bran's wheelchair, who lures the Night King over, then detonates it. NK's face falls off.
Bad Pussy is the same age as Arya. When this show was doing its pilot episode with Arya/Sansa she looked like this. She still had her tits out several years later.
Bran told him about it, turbo autist time wizard powers dont lie
So when is Bran going to become the NK?
everything started with them
Great ep, lots of fanservice.
everyone drinking near the fireplace dies next episode
>no tracks
THEY SHAMELESSLY TRIED TO STEAL THE LORD OF THE RINGS SCENE WHERE PIPPIN SINGS THE SONG!!!!111111
she met pierce
Awkward depends on how you look, Chad could have a seizure and his sex would still be one million times better than you.
she's going to win the throne and end up just like her dad, and around and around it goes.
>Westeros is shithole where the bulk of Morgoth's hate dwells confirmed
If this scene didn't convince the normalfags that Dany is going to become the big bad then I don't know what will
5 is all fighting, and 6 is cliffhanger to a sequel.
0/10
The plot, writing, and pacing were just horrible. The middle portion was seriously a train wreck.
Can't wait for the epic lotr reference when a STRONK WOMYN 360 noscopes the night king
Because it began with them and it ends with them.
>No it was what episode 1 should’ve been
EXACTLY THIS but as episode 2 it disappointed. 1/3 of the season has been filler and half assed dialogue
this "epic war to decide the fate of the entire continent" is going to be over in one episode at this rate, isn't it?
>wymyn empowerment
brianne has to vouch for jaime
brianne makes sure everyone sees that Pod is her bitch
brianne becomes muh knight
gargoyle makes Gendry service her
bear island cunt talks shit to her elder
what else?
Except five times as long and less interesting.
not a good episode. mostly bad dialogue and shoving all the main characters in the same room for fan service.
george martin is a dumb fuck for not finishing the books
>books are a ton of political intrigue with bits of action here and there
>show goes 2 episodes without muh fighting and muh deaths
>it’s awful
Can someone explain how the fan base of the show fell so far from the tree? Even /got/ hates the political buildup and just wants muh action.
yeah the
"THE DEAD ARE ALREADY HERE"
confirms she stabs the fuck outta Jon immediately after saying that
its pretty obvious
9/10
Afterall, this is probably the last "quiet" episode we get. Great buildup to the battle, touching scenes, Jaime's redemption comes to it's climax as he knights Brienne. If you have a soul, you would have been moved by that scene. I don't credit D&D for this, however, Bryan Cogman wrote the episode, he gets credit for decent writing this time.
I would tap that, and I would tap True Lies Jamie Lee Curtis. You all would.
i remember last week when user said they expected jamie and briene to die protecting bran against the night king in the wierwood. close prediction
It would have been decent as a "first episode"
Thats such a load of shit
is it weird that I really liked this episode. My favorite parts in ASOIAF is just when niggas are talking to each other, especially people who have had their PoV's finally clash with each other. Maybe it's justifiable that people should be mad because it's literally 4 episodes left. If this was just a random episode seasons ago, it would have been kino but the stakes are high and so are the expectations eh? Feels like I am ranting retardedly
God just finish the books you fat fuck/
>Ghost randomly shows up on the castle wall
The white walkers better win lads
What a shitty fucking episode
>So Lyanna Stark, yeah heard my uncle raped her
>Oh is that your uncle, yep dad burned him alive
Are there actually any strong male leaders left?
Arya is not a tormented psychopathic serial killer anymore, she's just badass and cool. All of her character development and years of being exposed to horrific torture, murderers and rapists throughout her upbringing just makes her more FUCKING epic.
Because they aren't willing to show that much for a character that started as a little girl on the show. It's a producer thing. Hence the obvious pasties and only a glimpse of ass
Undead Stannis with his undead cavalry will save the day when the undead are about to breach the Crypt's door
the dialogue in the show has become complete shit that scenes are improved simply by not having any
>hyperbole
i can't count my grievences on two hands
>terrible cliche dialogue
>terrible dry and boring atmosphere
>all the men have officially agreed to serve under or on behalf of women
>girl power everywhere
>arya sex scene that nobody fucking asked for
>cringy arya edgy monologue
>cringy dany and sansa convo
>no action
>every character is a shell of themselves
>singing
>forced bonding where no chemistry is evident
>lyonna reddit
>no follow up or closure on Dany's feelings about Jon being Aegon (the only good part of the episode since it's the only thing plot relevant that happened)
>giants milk
>wymyn empowerment
why are white boys so triggered
Bran is the only one who can stop him
He will Warg into the Night King and pull the dragon glass out of his heart, killing them both.
5/10
Better than the first one. Still boring as hell, only entertaining because of seeing old characters met up again. Brienne being knighted was the most enjoyable part of the episode, that and Arya's side boobs and butt. Episode ended as expected and frankly the Ctrl+V of White Walkers didn't managed to get me even excited for what's next. I liked that the whole episode was set on Winterfell but hated how none of it felt recognisable or memorable, especially considering that's probably the last we'll see of it. Some encounters we were waiting for a long time didn't packed the same weight we anticipated, like Jamie and Tyrion, Arya and the Hound and so on. I guess I just expected the episode to be something better.
It's insane to think they wasted a second episode on absolutely nothing in the last season of the show which is going to be composed of only 6 episodes and there are still so many loose ends.
Unless if the White Walkers get defeated in the next episode and the remaining 3 are all set on fighting Cersei and what not, I don't really see how they will manage to make something satisfying out of this.
Or 20 year old love making...
I'm sure my 30s will be different!
The cgi wasn't even good. What are you talking about?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
My first sexual partner was a 36 year old woman when I was 16. She was old enough to be my mom and it was fantastic and memorable.
We continued that little affair for 5 months, and the sex was mind blowing.
The first girl I had sex with after that was 19, and she was fucking rubbish.
Tyrion dies blowing up Kings Landing.
not part of a magic prophecy, doesn't count
Sam's scenes where the only decent scenes.
I would have loved to see a conversation between Bran and Tyrion, why did they cut away.
Brienne being knighted was kind of nice but now she's 100% going to die.
The girl with the face thing and Davos was the worst laziest scene ever
How have these episodes had any political intrigue?
ROHIRRIM!
FOR THE KING!
>3/5
Basically part 2 of episode 1
It felt like the frodo scenes. If you know what I mean
Based. Hopefully it’ll be the Mormont girl, I’ll clap when that happens.
Everything is going to change after the baby news.
do you guys think gendry came inside arya? I mean it's the end of the world
Brienne is probably one of the few decent female characters who is still decent even during this shit circus of a season
No bigot a woman is gonna win the throne
This should've been the pilot.
I struggled to get through it. It’s a fucking travesty that this show went from such a masterpiece in season 1 to a yasss queen cringe fest. The characters are unrecognizable from being dumbed down so much. The dialogue is worse than the lowest of the low marvel movies. What they’re putting on screen is so awful that it’s retroactively making me hate the books. What a piece of shit.
the buildup isn't very well written
3/10
we are fucking 4 episodes away from le grand finale and still nothing fucking of matter happens
Feels like a fucking Marvel movie with the dialogue.
DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS WALKING:
Gendry
Pod
Sam
Grey Worm
Brienne(?)
Who else eats it in 3?
>1:45 minutes
>more soul than an hour long episode
fucking hell
Stannis.
Honestly I was not excpeting that reunion and it really hit hard. You know there are going to be so many reunions but you forget how many there are which makes it great when a reunion happens and youre like "wow not expecting that". Especially one as great as SansaxTheon. and desu just ship those two right now. Sansa can still hit Theons G spot and lick his butthole. She is so hot.
I loved it. And even though she is u/a, still rocks. Fy dude, Gendrya all the way
>4 episodes left
So 2 episodes to defeat the white walkers (literally 7 seasons of build up for THIS?)
1 episode to fight cersei
1 episode for happy ending for all meme "characters"
Did anyone else think Sansa's battle armor looks cool. Chains give a bondagey look but suits her well.
I'd never get hard.
FOR REAL
>le strong and independent elementary schooler
please die
because the buildup is over now. this season should be the final consequence of all previous actions. problem is dabid fell flat on their faces after season 4 and now have nothing to show for it and are covering ass in the first two episodes and then are going to kill off those characters so they don't actually have to have an afterword
I thought she was pregnant?
I miss Bad Pussy. Her tits were sublime.
hot pie
Muh luv
never again unless to get killed saving Arya from a white walker or some shit
yeah wtf. that side view of her chin bloat
>what is copypasta
It's a 7 or an 8, if you actually care about the characters.
Only fags who want nonstop fantasy battles are mad.
definitely the best part of the season so far. felt really satisfying.
t. Burlington Bar
Best part was no Cersei
agreed. and jamie knighting brienne was a moment
>he wants an endless night
so the night king is just a big bad guy and there's nothing more to his character? that's a load of fucking trash and genuinely ruins this entire tv show. Unless Bran was lying and isn't fighting for the living.
That can't be, there's no way Cersei is the final boss.
they're called pasties
and if that fails, there's always your 40s
They can act. They are interesting believable characters. Unlike strong women leaders.
you forgot
>edd
>beric
>ghost
Theon
Davos
Tormund
It's too late in the overall narrative for that heel turn to be effective at being anything but an ass pull.
The ultimate milf
Get fucked dickheads, Briennes knighting was pretty cool. Definitely in character for everyone. Tyrion being constantly whipped is more "Yas Queen" desu.
It looks like the white walkers will be defeated either this next episode, or the first half of the next.
Series will end with Jamie killing cersei.
It wasn't CG, it was greenscreened
It’s all leading up to one big fight before all our favs die...0/10??? Yeah ok
I already fapped to Arya, user.
how fucked are the girl/chads when the deadiites from the crypts are risen by the night king?
Fuck off, that scene was actually good and Brienne is one of the few decently written characters on this show.
Wasn't Blackfish supposed to be a god-tier military commander? What happened?
Why are people talking about this? They're step siblings, when has Sansa ever been into theon romantically
Good
>bran and jaime bro moments
>Brienne becoming a knight
Bad
>get them nasty ass goblin tiddies out my face nigga aint nobody tryna see that
>literally everything else was a snoozefest
>every other scene is the show basically pointing at all the characters who are going to die and saying "HEY THESE PEOPLE HERE ARE GOING TO DIE"
3/10
she's like 15 but tiny.
Yup. They don’t even make it past Winterfell. The Others are a joke.
the good
>Brienne getting knighted
>tension between Sansa and Dany
>Arya getting GENDRYD
the bad
pretty much everything else. The fireplace scene with all the main characters was unnecessary, the Tormund Giants Bane story was cringe, Jon telling Dany he's a Targ right before the battle was nonsensical
3/10 ep
If this fat fuck would have at least finished Winds of Winter this wouldn't be so fucking awful.
It was planted in his had by Leonardo DiCaprio who was hired by the night king. I mean this whole reveal is presented in such a gay manner. We need a sword in the stone moment. (He will survive dragon fire I think)
You fucking idiots, Brianne finished her character arc. Dany is almost certainly going to start showing them the dragon after the WW fight.
Also does anyone else starting to think Gendry might be a faceless man getting close to Arya?
WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE BRINGING UP THE FACT THAT DANY IS A BLOOD LUSTING LUNATIC LIKE HER FATHER?
Didnt anyone in that shit series noticed, it feels like im taking crazy pills and not even Jaime told her her father was a shit ruler.
I mean more in the way of everybody constantly saying "we're going to die", 'there's no hope", etc.
Not much going on but I liked it. The show is coming to an end after all these years. It's comfy to watch everyone reminisce in the endtimes
I love it when shows do a "calm before the storm" episode and what makes it work so well here because probably half the cast is gonna die next episode. I loved it and would say its up there for one of my favorite episodes in the series.
Every episode from here on is going to be 120mins, so I feel like this was a great send off for peace and quiet episodes. 9/10
good
this was 100% bad. The only good part was the Aegon Targaryen reveal. Aside from that, absolutely nothing happened.
they literally showed a naked little girl in the first season
see
based autistic three eyes raven
Worst episode in the whole series. Even more nothing happened than the last episode.
This case, everyone thinks oh yea its another of his visions. BUT, this time is Bran talking, not the fucking 3 eyed raven.
No, because episode 1 was the serious episode and episode 2 is the goodbye. It's what literally anyone should have expected and only morons hated the pace because they somehow didn't see it coming.
only good parts were (some of) the fan service scenes. other than that the episode was garbage as usual.
my NPC friends are all raving over this shit, as expected
What else would the Night King want?
anyone here thinking they are all going to die and thats a good thing?
How come Dany's okay with fucking her nephew? Shouldn't she have been disgusted to learn that fact?
>NK is literally the Witchking of Angmar
Hopefully Dany and drogon then Jon has a motivation to take the iron throne
The writing was one step higher than E1, that I have to admit. I checked who wrote E1 and apparantly it was a literal HBO intern from Alabama or something. Terrible writing.
literally the only memorable part of the episode, which might have been pointless because renly existed
Unbelievably based. Achieved in two minutes a better feeling of pre-battle malaise than GoT managed in two hour long episodes.
Literally the entire episode was trying to be this scene. It really wasnt that bad. But the whole thing is literally a cock tease including arias censored nips. Were just waiting for the big battle circlejerk next week.
Theon dines at Sansa's v next episode. Dubs confirm.
>Grey Worm with anime-levels of death flags
yikes
why were they so muh woman empowerment this episode? the knighting of breienne was fine but the other comments and constant demasculinization is getting too much
What political intrigue did we get?
>THIS
This fucks up all the fucking youtube "predictions" with the wolf army and shit.
>Gendry might be a faceless man getting close to Arya?
He peels his face off to reveal the waif. Arya is a lesbian after all.
All based events, tf are you complaining about?
>tfw the show fell so low that we miss bad pussy
This is like better call Saul where nothing happens
What did he mean by this
Could Amakuso win the Iron Throne with sixty years of prep time
>army that can raise the dead are coming
>lets put all the women and children in the crypts with a bunch of corpses. what could go wrong?
are these characters really this retarded?
When is she coming back with her army of R'hllor?
Shes probably the most interesting character on the show, my money is on her coming back during the battle of Winterfell
This was one of the best episodes GoT has had in a while, you can not prove me wrong. im actually surprised
Deaths next episode
definitely:
>Grey Worm
>Edd
>Ghost
maybe:
>Jaime
That's all folks
brah when you have tits like that you're obliged to have them recorded on film for the world
like 5 minutes worth of OK footage. The rest was just wasting your time.
dabid happened.
8.5/10
The story should have never had dragons and ice zombies. The politics were always the most interesting part.
One of the more important mains has to die desu
I vote Theon
>implying that jaqen didn't valar morghulis the fuck out of aryas womb
it had Ghost though!
it was the lame small Siberian Huskey non-cgi Ghost, but still....
>NK is literally an infinitely less interesting Lich King
Yeah but at least it built up her character for her to die next week.
literally the only good scene in the episode
triggered cuck
night king wins winterfell, starts marching south to murder the fuck out of everyone and gets fucked in episode 5. 6 is probably a grand epilogue of sorts
I don't fucking know, to use bran to stop the children of the forest from turning him into the night king in the first place would be kinda cool
this isnt political intrigue you tard it's just fanservice wank "hehe i get to see my favorite characters all in the same room talking to each other and making jokes"
Let's post some cure from the cancer.
youtube.com
Sorry bro. Best sex I ever had was when I was 16 with my 17 year old gf. Kinda sad knowing it will probably never be that good again. What’s some kino for this feel?
Why are they all of a sudden talking like they live in this century?
The first episode shows her getting molested by her brother. Probably not that weird for her.
It wasn't a bad episode but who cares. Do we need to see Brianne of fucking Tarth get knighted. Who gives a fuck
>her smile and optimism, gone
comfy/10
Only thing that could've made it better was Genna Lannister riding into town with Radmure
I've been out the loop for a while. What happened to Obyrn's wife and those cunts that killed that one king guys kid?
3+4 fighting and killing the Night King and a lot of characters die, 5 and part of 6 is fighting Cersei and killing the Lannisters off, Dany dies with Drogon, Jon keeps Rheagal then marries Sansa and they rule the seven kingdoms, Gendry and Arya get married as well. Bran fucks off to some random corner to make sure the cycle continues again.
THE SHOW IS 4 EPISODES FROM ENDING AND THE NIGHT KING STILL HAS LITERALLY NO MOTIVATION BEYOND DURR I'M EVIL SPOOKY ICE ZOMBIE
Beric has a 5000% chance of dying next episode
I really wanted everyone in that room to gangbang brienne.
I want her to bring another red priestess - the black one, asian one or jew.
all the cunny hes slayed does that to a chad
Badpussy is a year older
Men are no longer the dominant sex
hack writers
>My favorite parts in ASOIAF is just when niggas are talking to each other, especially people who have had their PoV's finally clash with each other.
Too true. Still, what ruins it is that the dialogues are D&D'd, so there really was nothing going for that episode, other than sansa and dany/jon and dany.
sauce?
lmao you can still see her pants
Arya
Jorah
Theon, sadly
Because they're building up to Jon not caring Dany is a female and making the Throne her birth right I imagine
jamie is 100% dead
Maybe he dies killing a dragon at best
you're friends with them so you're one too
Nah, this was developed from season 1. It was fitting
this for fucks sake. what garbage writing
>NK faceoff with Brinne
>had her by her throat
>'no man can kill me'
>Tyrion stabs him at the leg, releasing Brienne
>Tyrion yells in pain as his dragonglass dagger shatters
>Brienne gets up
>'i am no man'
>stabs NK in the face
And who are you the proud lord said...
sansa, she practically said her good byes with the whole what the fuck happens to the north speech
she cute
>just ship those two right now
Are you retarded? Are you a girl?
please for the love of chloe grace moritz does anyone have a link? i missed the stream earlier
Someone give me all the spoilers PLEASE
Who dis?
Because the show is written by a pair of comatose, drooling idiots.
you're not wrong, but the episode was only good because it was pure fan service. that's the only refuge DnD has left. any moment where they are trying to advance the plot you are reminded that the show sucks dick.
They have to pull some sort of LOTR ripoff and have somebody show up at the fight to save everybody, question is who is going to do it?
methamphetamine = best sex ever
>'serious' first episode
>clapback central
Killing Ghost without even showing him on the first 2 eps is weird
Theres a sexscene between two teenagers in Mr. Nobody, captures that feeling pretty good.
t. Preston ball licking NPC.
Just wait, even Preston will praise this episode. It handled everything well.
this show turned in a feminist shitfest honestly
there isn't a king around anymore, wherever you look there are strong empowered females who need no man that have dozens of white kngihts serving them...
even the 8 years old females want to fight and not a single boy around
Did you miserable fucks hate the "boring talking" episodes in the early seasons too?
Tonight's episode was good
S T A N N I S
>All those dumbshit fan theories getting murdered for a generic Jon/Dany saving the world plot
Episode 1 was the introduction to the end, and episode 2 was a big ole' round of character interplay and fan service before the shit kicks off and everyone dies. Pod, Tormund, Ed, Davos, Greyworm, Jorah and maybe even Brienne could all die in the next 4 episodes. This was the final goodby to a bunch of characters and we are just waiting to see which ones will get klled now. Quit fucking whining
Strange bbc movie
Where the fuck is Melisandre
that's a skirt you neanderthal
because he is a mole
this was like 5 years ago before her transformation
>imagine hyping up an enemy and then have them die in 2 episodes with no explaniation given other than "failed CotF experiment and zombies lmao"
But everyone with half a brain would see it coming, so just because the retarded normies can't see it and still celebrate this horribly written character doesn't make it an asspull.
4/10. I could barely stomach most of it. It depresses me how far this once great show has fallen
There are no spoilers. Nothing happened.
There arent any unfortunately thats the whole problem
>The only good part was the Aegon Targaryen reveal
I mean she pretty much no sold the whole I've fucked my nephew multiple times bit
So what the fuck ever happened to Dorne? That chick got captured, but an entire kingdom just basically goes "oh shit, he I get it happens." and succumb to infighting or wtf is going on in Dorne?
>that goofy but genuine smile from Brienne after she's knighted
Even now, there are some good moments in this show.
It feels like a bioware game
Coldhands and Lady Stoneheart
That isn't porn though.
Its entirely legal to have non-sexual images of nude minors, you can find it in mainstream movies (Example: the VVitch breifly shows the boy naked)
sure but at least I can pretend to be superior
Who the fuck writes the dialogue? Why does everything sounds os fucking cheesy? Worst episode in all 8 season
Sansa and Dany talking about how good at leadership they are (lol)
To bad it was done horribly and made for a boring fucking episode :^)
theres really only 4 episodes left? what the fuck
I kinda wish they were just ice elves, riding on spiders.
Would have been much better than the blue man group shit we've got going
you know jon is going to take the throne right? dany is being portrayed as a power hungry bitch and cersei is literal pure evil
the show has a lot of flaws but your criticism is bad
Who cares lol
>internet entrepreneur
OH NO NONONONONO
Dorne, or any other continent or country doesn't exist. Don't ask questions.
When all the dialogue is shit, having no or just a little is an improvement. Case in point: All of Hayden's scenes in Revenge of Sith. The ones with no dialouge are by far the most powerful.
It got scrapped.
>Grey Worm
So fucking dead after that speech about imah take you somewhere nice after I'm done fighting this war speech
cry louder soiböi faggot
I've never been more uncomfortable watching a tv show until today. Congrats GoT, I watched 100+ hours of this shit to watch Arya get fucked after watching her grow up. This should be illegal.
ACTION IS COMING
ACTION IS COMING
I PROMISE YOU
Euron owns Dorne
Probably all dead.
Fuck it. Just replace him with Arthas from Warcraft and no one will notice.
he wanna rock
They've only ever had to fake a nude scene once and that was cos Cersei was pregnant. It's real folks.
I get that Jon is kind of a Mary Sue but he qualifies. He's basically singular in focus and has been cutting through all of the bullshit for 7 seasons because he's seen the bigger picture that no one else does. That's about as good of an example of a strong man that you can get imo.
With the Dornish army destroyed by Euron, the Dornish lords have went back to their castles and have returned to neutrality
Melisandre, shes coming back and shes getting something from Volantis
I know you're joking but I'd be so pissed if they did an end credits stinger that hinted the knight king was still alive or some shit
That's literally capeshit quality writing
he can also ride dragon
You're a faggot if that's why you thought it was bad.
I actually liked the episode. :/
When she fell into his arms and started weeping. Step siblings not related by blood is the best time of wincest. They were eating hot dogs on a hot date in one cutscene out. We all know they fucked.
Targaeryans are pretty okay with fucking their family members. One dude took both his sisters as his wives.
>"you're the last surviving male heir"
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS SHIT? JON WOULD STILL HAVE THE BETTER CLAIM EVEN IF HE WAS A WOMAN AND DANY A MAN. THIS SHOW IS SUCH DOGSHIT
True enough, I enjoyed that.
>(aged 22)
Pippin called. He wants his song back.
>lack of action = political intrigue
No, these two episodes were just shit. Literally nothing happened.
Bran will warg into Ghost just as the Night King kills his human body.
and fuck niggers
Completely agree she looked so happy but in a pitiful way. That was the only scribe where the underlying doom was present
> being this much of an incel
Brienne being knighted was unironically the best scene of the episode
shit/10
I was expecting nothing and still got disappointed
Only bitches who want non-stop battles think this was a bad episode. Yes it was a bit slow but it had its highlights if you care at all about the storylines the characters are going through smd
they're going to blue ball the audience with a night king flashback episode before the battle episode.
What's so bad about being dead? You'll be immortal and chill w ur undead bros all night
>Jamie
>The rape
>Beautiful
He already said he didn't like it
The Children of the Forrest created the White Walkers to destroy Men, but they became to powerful to control and now they are trying to complete their mission. It was explained several seasons ago you chode
because it's 2019 and (((hollywood))) is working hard at breaking down every imaginable traditional world view still held by normies. in this case gender roles.
>tfw Bran let Jaime live so that he can become an ice zombie and kill his sister
Thats some 5D chess revange plan right there Bran, it was Cersei who told Jaime to push him out of the window after all.
She is the only chance we can get of any type of Rhorhiyym event inside of GoT like what we got in LoTR.
Then bye bro, fuck off if you’re not interested lol
theres fucking 4 episodes left
Arya got her buttcheeks out for the show. No one saw that coming in season 1.
after the NK is defeated Westeros will be reformed into a matriarchy
REMINDER
JON WILL KILL DANY, AS HE STABS HER LONGCLAW WILL CATCH FIRE AND BECOME LIGHTBRINGER
ITS MAAM
true
she is taking care of the resurrected Stannis
aren't they brother and sister?
There are a lot of brothels in Westeros. Implying you won't visit any of them unless some religious restrictions.
Implying someone with religious restrictions would fuck her
You’re an npc
it wasn't worse than other average episodes desu
>hide all the women and children in the crypts
>the crypts where we keep the unburnt dead bodies and shit
>against an army of zombies and revenants that raise the dead
I THOUGHT AT LEAST SOME OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE TACTICIANS
You're the one complaining here. We enjoyed the episode
2/10
they've already wasted an episode / 6 to do reunions and setups. Nothing substantial happened. The jokes were so obvious it had 0 impact. Everyone took brans ideas at face value. Seems like they wanted to push a social message with many scenes.
because it's so fucking poorly written and the writers know that by shoehorning in "wymyn empowerement" where there should have been good writing they get useful idiots such as yourself defending their abhorrent lack of talent.
then move out of your fucking house like an adult
True, only people with small dick energy think this way
>it was Cersei
No user, everything was Bran.
Bran is Jon
Bran is Dany
Bran is Jamie
Bran is the Night King.
All of it is Bran.
I did and let me tell you: all you (permanently) missed in life a sore mouth from viciously sucking on her perky tits, messy sweaty hair, and smelling the summer night's air when taking your post-sex walk after making sweet teenage love for the 3rd time in a row in 2 hours
>bran and tyrion scene
>"its a long story but we are trapped in this castle all night so you should tell me the entire story"
>few scenes later
>tyrion isnt talking to bran
excuse me? what the fuck happened there?
-1/10
very GOT
>hobgoblin
why did you have to make my night?
I’m not the only one that thought Sana’a hugging Theon, after the guy had everyone slaughtered in Winterfell, was fucking retarded?
you're an npc my friend
No, the leak is already confirmed to be true that they have a happy ending.
That's a dress you fucking moron
Only the dead killed by walkers/wights can be raised
There were 7 seasons of lead up. It's just annoying now, and not doing anything to *really* further the characters or plot.
It isn't fleshing out anything we don't know. It's just half-convincing half-baked dialog for shit that ultimately doesn't matter.
It's the ultimate Tom Bombadil chapter.
bad writing happened
>I would have loved to see a conversation between Bran and Tyrion, why did they cut away.
>The most OP autist and one of the smartest men in the show
>would actually have decent dialogue exchange
>f you care at all about the storylines the characters are going through smd
that's the thing though, all the good characters are dead, and the writing is not strong enough for them to be going this slow. They have not been able to write tyrion right since S4. Ever since then, with almost every character, they've been phoning shit in; both the writers and the actors.
>tyrion was like hurr hurr dood we're all gonna die at three different points during this episode
please
aside from john snow, which maybe will take the throne (and only because of the prophecy)
every fuckin kingdom is now ruled by a woman, cersei,sansa, daenerys, dorne, you name it...
even the lower families, karstark etc have dumb 10 year old strung gurl
and if you go even lower you can see even younger females who want to fight among the soldeirs because hurr durr strong female willpower>>>>> man physical superiority
>what does the night king want
>idk to kill all humans
>yeah but why bran
>idk lol chaos is a thing we do.for love
why is he even mad lmao
why write the only black character with an attitude? Looks pretty racist to me
Well that's a matter of opinion now isnt it? If you didn't like it, that sounds like a personal problem
what's your point
it's still really taboo
The WW battle is in episode 3
Bran only talked about Sansa's rape, so Tyrion got up and left.