What a great time to be a nerd!

To be fair touching strippers is bad too

You're in for a rough decade friend

The angry Yea Forumsirgin tears alone would be kino.

Literally nobody would watch that

shes not wrong
just because she looks like a whore doesnt mean you can touch her

im not a beta orbiter or a white knight but if i was cosplaying king leonidas i wouldnt want gay men grabbing my ass...

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bried and larspilled

Are you implying there is anything wrong with "Look but don't touch"? Do you get mad when you go to a museum and they don't let you finger fuck every artifact?

to be fair if i wanna take a pic i have the right to do so. i dont have to ask permission for a simple photo. stupid cunt

I unironically would watch that. She looks apropiate for that role.

>go to the Met
>get thrown out for fondling Hercules' broken-off cock stump and Hera's big marble tiddies

fuck PC culture

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>Everyone's going to love me in Endgame so much that I'm pretty much guaranteed any stronk woman role I want.

This is pretty much nakey.

So your likeness is not your's is what you're saying. Would you be okay with random people taking pictures of you and doing who knows what?

Like they use your picture for some gay dating website Ad or a ad saying "Cuck me! Bulls wanted".

to be fair you have no idea about people's rights, infact the convention could throw you out for taking pictures of people without their consent as it's private property and something about terms that you agree to buy purchasing a ticket

My gf nonon doesnt have that shitty tattoo

You wanted degenerate anime and video games culture.

Enjoy it now.

>hey femanon, lift weights!
>no user, I dont want to look like a man
Every. Fucking. Time.
Just lift and get hot you silly bitch

>i should be able to grope women whenever i want

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>I want to make that movie
will she direct it as well?

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>imagine not wanting gay men grabbing your ass

Jesus her tits are literally popping out
do girls like that have no dads around?

>those dudes at the back staring at her
based. Is there a gallery of this thot?

The only way to make a good Metroid movie is by going full Dredd and never removing the suit. Preferably with no dialogue, though I'm not sure how you'd pull that off. Brie would never agree to that.

She would legitimately be a decent Seamus. Has the face for it.

cast her

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shes not hot enough to be samus

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What do girls get from dressing like that? What's the point? It's really bad, she'd get disowned or worse if she did that here. Fucking disrespectful

Are you implying Idris would not be pure galactic federation kino?

even the ass doesn't even

Those puffer fish eyes are unnerving

To be fair the varia suit has no ass either.

I am.

>hmmm I'm going to this event as random cosplay slut but I'm afraid I won't get enough attention
>I know, I'll bring a big obnoxious sign people have to stop to read
>and if I show enough tits maybe they won't mind my 4/10 face

>implying woman don't do that, only gay men
You are a beta orbiter

Did anybody go to cons back when people would just come up and put their arms around you or give you a hug? I cosplayed as Yuki from Fruits Basket one years, girls came up to me squealing and gave me hugs or played with my hair. Tbf to girl in OP's pic no one grabbed my cock or ass, but touching without asking has been a part of cons as long as I can remember. Grabbing a handful has almost never been ok.

>larson's agent shows her metroid other M footage
>tells her she'll get massive PR boost if she dresses as that character
"yah i guyz i wanna make that movie!"

if she can name ONE weapon from any metroid game i would believe her. but she can't #thinkgenaboutstan

That fucking fagot deleted the tweet.

>endgame
That doesn't really matter to her career as her solo movie made OVER A FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS

Based Brie can get whatever role she wants now. Cry moar faggot.

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name my band

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YIKES

user, that is a 2/10 face at best.

yes you shouldnt touch such a woman but you totally should be able to tell her what a pathetic degrading whore she is

that's a man, baby

who is "gen about stan"?

that was the pre-911 era user, those days are gone.

The Billion Dollar Club

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Jfc why does she look like the 18 year old who got held back 5 years?

That sign was put up by the convention.

:3

oh sweet, another internet lawyer over here

Kuwait Grips

Brie Larson

I actually had something like that happen to me.
I posted a picture of my dick online when I was 19 and I saw it two years later on one of those dick pill ads.

11/10

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>yfw you finally meet that dick from the dick pill ads

nICE TO MEET YOU! Its an honor!

dad's probably out of the picture, and god knows if she has a ballbusted step dad he would never say a wprd

5/10
She is ok if you're into hambeasts. She is no Brie "BASED" Larson.

Was your dick in the before or after pic? kek

Literally anyone but her.

Even that goblin from game of thrones.

You can take pictures of people in a public venue if there's no expectation of privacy, like a dressing room or bathroom

Imagine and the Smells

Nintendo isn't going to let Hollywood touch Metroid & thank god for that

poopfist

Rotten fish and salty coins

Point is to have everyone staring at them so they can complain about people staring at them

Wtf happened, that was 2013. I had never been to cons before fall 2011, and I was warned that people were weird and that awkward teenagers might touch me or grab my hand to pull me into something like the Lucky Star dance. I was fully used to it by the second con I went to and had a blast, stopped going around 2015. Seems like they killed the fun just because some autists thought the no rules atmosphere of cons meant they could run up and dry hump Yoko from Gurren Lagaan cosplayers.

such a bitchy face since that early age

looks like homo sex

but that's wrong. "glomping" was prevalent up until 2009. it was the metoo shit that changed anime cons

What's her name? Please.

Your likeness really isn't yours. You think everyone you see in newspapers photos or videos that go viral on social media signed consent forms? Weren't those kids from Kentucky at a DC rally filmed without asking, called racist, and then had that sent all over the internet?

>Part of Samus' charm is that she just happens to be a girl, who just happens to be pretty cool, collected, and somewhat cheeky sometimes
>somewhat cheeky sometimes
Have you even played any Metroid games? When has she ever started making quips while hunting aliens?

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I wish I could go to cons naked and hump all the half naked wenches there.

People don't glomp anymore???? Sheeeit I was hoping to touch some girls

it became mainstream normal.
That and the twitch whore era ushered in scores of wannabe models instead of people that actually liked the shit they were dressing up as

youtube.com/watch?v=0LrFyQ-ja_Y

They gave Mario to Illumination, they don't give a shit. The only reason they're not doing a Metroid movie is because it's such a niche franchise.

is staring creepily from a distance still ok???

i mean it still happens. i was playing DDR in costume a few months ago and a girl literally ran up to hug me mid song. she had some guy in her group that thankfully pulled her off but it was pretty annoying, i waited through a ton of scrubs to get my turn and she ruined one of my songs

>113277743
kek

Big Debicki

And you didn't beat her to death? What a cuck.

I'm a virgin and the last female contact that I had was in May 28, 2014 when I forced a girl to hug me so I'd be pretty happy in your shoes
you got a good voice?

Kek it definitely got sluttier over the years. Bikini outfits like Lum weren't allowed when I started going, by 2013 they had pretty much dropped the rules and girls could do whatever so long as you couldn't see nipples or vag. Went with a gf to katsucon one year and kept having to hide my boner from her because I kept thinking about burying my face in all the tits on display.

this poster is based, sneed and had sex

whats wrong with her face?

done

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not so fast

themarysue.com/metroids-samus-aran-transgender-woman/

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the newest DOOM movie already has a female DOOMslayer which basically Samus, so fuck off.

Do Chads pull at these cons? Actual extremely handsome tall men I mean.

Glomping was still fairly widespread in 2012, but it was already getting a bad reputation even then because creepers would use it to grab underage girls.

Tbh the age discrepancy across cons has been one of the big issues in the crackdown, there are 15 year olds with big tits wearing barely more than a bikini and then a bunch of horny guys in their late teens and early-mid 20s who talk to them and act like they're going to fuck them.

Definitely agree with this, but charging por a pic is dumb and getting angry because "men stare at me" is even dumber.

underrated post

This or Jessica Biel.

NO! NOOOO! I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN!!
I WONT LET A FLATCHESTED FUNGUS FOOTED CHEESE NAMED SLAG RUIN SAMUS

Brie even cosplayed her, let her have it

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>tfw no wheyfu to pin my skinny ass down and ride me

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God it's so crazy
I very it's easy as piss to fuck con girls. I have not met one that didn't want to put out, sooner or later.

It doesn't take a whole lot to be a Chad at a con, the girls there usually have weird tastes, but if you're a good looking guy odds are more likely you're there with another good looking girl, so con chads are really just showing off their sexy gfs that all the other guys stare at. If you have a decent cosplay, good dance moves or are a fun guy, you can probably find some slutty slightly overweight girl to suck your dick after the con dance.

he looks surprisingly good as samus

Is she kissing a fucking white male?

>having to watch smug brie virtue signal and talk about how much she hates white people

No thanks im good.

Why won't this bitch shut the fuck up? If she was part of it, They'll probably keep showing her stupid face or make Samus get out of her armor alot.

Of course, she dressed like that for other people to see and enjoy that’s the point of cosplay.

>women
>not gigantic massive hypocrites

>even the artist gave her the crazy eyes

Don't threaten me with a good time.
Wait this is Yea Forums
I'd buy that for a dollar

>slightly overweight girl to suck your dick after the con dance.
fuck that, I want the Enji Night tier girls.

this tbqh famm

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>Lucifer wants Brie Larson as Samus
checks out

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Not bad desu

Better hit the gym then

>doesn't even have the physique to ever be able to play Samus.
As if that's something (((they))) haven't ignored before. Wonder Woman was basically played by a rat on a stick.

I'd glomp all dem goth girls pham

cringe

Aidan Gillen.

Ive worked at a warehouse in a predominantly male department and predominatly female department. Women are just as perverted if not more than men. And do things to men that no man could ever do toward a woman.

>boss is a married woman
>as we are talking about something work related i accidentally drop a heavy box on my thigh
>she asks of im okay than looks around to see nobody is around
>"its a shame that didnt fall a little closer to the middle of your thigh, because than i could take care of you" and starts licking her lips

>another time a co worker with short hair was saying how she used to have long hair
>i tell her i cant imagine seeing her with long hair
>a couple hours later she comes by my area and shows me an old pic of her with long hair
>"wow you look different i wouldnt even recognize you with long hair"
>she looks around and moves closer to me
>"I bet youd pull my hair nice and hard while cumming on my face though"

I got so many other stories.

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> "Samus Ar--"
> "Call me Sam."

Based.

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DOUBLE TRIPS CONFIRM

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Is she even seeing someone?

Agreed

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>wrinkly fat face

the absolute state of white woman

Tbh I have been thinking of going to a con, even though I haven't been in about 3 years, just for this purpose. Only threesome I ever had was at a con in 2015 with some girls who I met at an adult panel Friday night then drank and went to the dance with them on Saturday night then had sex in the hotel. Not sure if it's still like that.

Go on man
are you Chad?

They have after con sex parties now.

Brie Larson: "We need more roles for women of color!"
Also Brie Larson: "I want to be Samus!"
problematic TBPF

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>when I forced a girl to hug me
greentext that shit fampai

It's been a long time since vidya or cosplay has been for nerds. They're both normalfag activities now.

Biel

too old bruh

Samus should be a trans woman of color desu senpai, so fed up with the bigotry and exclusivity of nazis like Brie

Wondering if I could talk my gf into this, she is freaky and likes jrock, lolita, and anime. Is it an invite only thing?

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The weak should fear the strong...

I mean, I'm sorry to break this to you user, but because of the me too business most cons require men to be locked in chastity at the door. The keys are held by the con male control agent until the guests sign out on their last day.

actually...

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>to be fair if i wanna take a pic i have the right to do so. i dont have to ask permission for a simple photo. stupid cunt

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Some of the new con rules I have been reading about make this believable.

>glomping
Now there's a word I haven't heard in ages...

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Larson looks older and Blunt is the same age and it's not happening.

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I dunno I'm a virgin but I heard talk from consluts

If there were two versions of leonidas, a more well known one with full body plate armour, and the other a lesser known red speedo and cape version, and you dressed up in the cape version, fags have the right to finger your asshole.

Based ESL filename.

why does that bitch on the far left look like 60 year old jennifer lopez

I would just like to remind you that cosplayers are all mentally ill.

Just fucking check out /cgl/ and the retards that post there.

Looks like a man

>COMIN FOR THAT ASS BITCH

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I used to woodwork and a friend got me into the whole con thing so I ended up making props for con sluts and they'd all love it and spam my fb page with appreciative messages
quite a few girls wanted to meet up and this one in particular lived across the country. She has family here so she came by one day she's 15 or something, I sat her down in my room and we watched her Tumblr shit and I barely spoke.
She mentioned Trevor's intro in GTA V where he's having sex and basically she was being a coquettish little shit baka and it was time to go soon and she got up and I talked her into hugging me (she was 5'4 or something and I'm 6'0) I wore cotton pants with no underwear and my dick pressed against her belly and it felt so fugging good lol that slag deserved it, she didn't notice
next day she invited me out and blew up my phone but I told her I'm ill and ghosted her, her last two messages were
>boy
>you
whatever that means. Haven't met females or talked to em since

>she seriously thinks she's hot enough to play Samus fucking Aran

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>check out /cgl/

They're insane. I have never met a girl who does lolita who doesn't have some mental problem: daddy issues, anxiety, depression, bipolar, borderline, violent temper, still hung up on not being popular or pretty in high school.

What a waste of good pussy

God you people are warped. Why would you think touching someone is ever ok, regardless of what they're wearing? Same with taking they're picture, it's just insane that you think strangers are entitled to do anything to them

Please never make a Metroid movie. I don't want another beloved franchise of mine to be ruined by Hollywood pedophiles. There is no good American actress currently that could fully embody a character like Samus Aran.

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If you put on a whore uniform don't be surprised when people treat you like a whore.

Carie-June is tops in my book.

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Are you a bartender at a strip club or something?

Just a little bit of rain and she gets her horrible face even horrible.

I want to breed her holy shit

There's a MEGA lolifag girl in my town who dresses up like that all the fucking time, is she an easy slag?
I was obese and high inhibition back then. Wouldn't have made anything happen no matter what.

Photography has gone too far.

She married her long-time friend or some shit like that.

Carrrriejuuu!!#@!

Larsson a shit but you sound like autism

If I was cosplaying king leonidas I would want women grabbing my ass.
What are you, fucking gay?
Fucking white people man, I swear to god.

>dem piano legs
what is she? 5'1 ??

stop white knighting and go pay a twitch whore to say your name again. Real cosplayers want their picture taken.

>dresses up like that all the time

She will probably let you fuck her with a collar on in her filthy ass apartment if you are decent looking and don't act like a creep, but girls who wear lolita all the time are even more insane than the average lolita. That's a radioactive warning sign. She will stalk you if you just fuck her and run.

>having to watch bloggers balance their outrage that a female character got gender-flipped with their delight at a white character getting race flipped

Rape time

Her place is very clean funnily enough, and she's a fantastic painter. I don't know what's up with all that. She types like a retard though, all that 'owo uwu' shit. She had some nerd boyfriend for ages but she broke up now I think.

ugly/10

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STOP RUINING THINGS I ENJOY YOU CUNT

>tattoo

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I want to fuck this whore.

“I think you’ve sucessfully stolen the torch and taken over” - Chris /ourguy/ Hemsworth
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZFoPfEezc

How do I put it in Con girls?

What a fucking lad, ragnarok was fun to watch because of him (while drunk of course)

She is an oscar winning actress. I thought she would aim higher

why is twitter so retarded? it's like reading some anime comic or something

probably smaller. Her husband looks like an absolute GIANT compared to her but is listed as 5'11"

>Implying any Metroid movie where we see the lead's face could be good.
Only way to do it properly is to go full Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta and never have her visible outside of the suit.

Who is she?

Why?

Fucking christ

lizard person

Keep this going bros I wanna know how easy it is to shag a con lolita girl.

Luckily a Metroid movie would flop hard so they’d never make one

"No Samus, YOU are the Space Pirates"

God, I hate this cunt so fucking much.

>She is an oscar winning actress.
>I thought she would aim higher
ha ha ha ha

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This is a glamour shot. This is an edited photo where people sat down and looked at this thyng and said, "Yeah, this looks acceptable and not at all like a fucking horror show of a nightmare you wake up from at 3 AM in the morning in a cold sweat."

lol

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Not easy at all. Lolitas attract creepers like magnets, and are usually mentally unstable themselves, so they will actively avoid men during the con. But it is very easy if you already know a lolita, or you go with a friend who is the bf of a lolita, because then you have a reason to be around them and so are safe. Then just talk to the one of the ones who looks the most desperate for attention, and see what she's doing that night. If she's staying at a hotel, she will probably suck your cock.

This

if you dress like a promiscuous whore you deserve to at least get groped, it's basic tribal instict, just as a bitch walking around around with her tail in the air knows she's gonna get banged

I'm ok with this

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Cosplayers are just girls too doughy to be Stacies who want to feel like big fish in a small pond, so they hang out among nerds who will worship them just for looking in their general direction

A girl's a girl. If you can shag one, you can shag most.

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This

Women don't mind if someone attractive fondles them.

I'd like rib her bit

An elegant action for a more civilized time.

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How do you pick up cosplay thots in general, do you need an in like a friend group or a decent costume of your own or is it enough to not be an overweight mouth breather in cargo shorts and a t-shirt

the literally whos

Goddess status

Because the useless whores want you to pay extra to fuck them after

5'4 Supposedly

diggity

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Ownership to likeness only applies when someone is exercising it in public like making a profit off it, what they do in private with your image is their business

Bullshit, they'd be a foot wide if she was anywhere near a regular woman

As much as I'd hate a Metroid movie (even the idea frustrates me), I'd maybe watch it if was Samus.

The key is to look for the ones who have a overweight mouthbreather in cargo shorts and a t-shirt as an orbiter. These dudes are often really possessive of the girl and the girl normally hates them deep down inside.
Rock up, compliment her shit and strike a conversation. They are normally starved of affluent male attention and that is why they cosplay whatever they are doing.

The bonus of it all is that you get to see neckbeard tears while you fuck some dumb slut of a cosplayer. She gets what she wants, you get what you want. And the world goes around.

God fucking damnit I wish i had gone to ECCC when it was still a viable thing (pre NuWars/GOT/Marvel)

I knew a girl in college who had legs similar to CJ's, and she was about 5'6. Huge, but not really that ridiculous. Too bad she had a 2/10 face and somehow was still an enormous slut.

It really helps if you go in a friend group. Being the guy who goes alone to a con sets off alarm bells. Your best bet is to go to the game room, get in line with a qt whose cosplay you at least recognize, give her a compliment and talk to her. If it's a 2 player game and she's not with anyone, play with her. Then you can get back in line again to go back to talking.

>he doesn't want gay men to grab his ass
Begone, fag.

unbelievably low test

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