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#405
Alita's poof and floof(formerly Chuck's)
>Jan 31 2019
THEY ALREADY HAD THE FINISHED SOUNDTRACK AND ANNOUNCER BUT THEY STILL RELEASED THIS
FOX WANTED TO KILL THIS MOVIE
THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAVESTY
any suggestions?
Hello new bread
Please be healed by Alita’s chubby cheeks
based
Nurse!
Something based on this scenario but with user trying to get kissu and always getting boop.
and yet against all odds, Alita did her best and won.
>I have come to destroy you're outlook on life with my perfection.
yes
Forgot pic
MEET ANONS
I might not be able to make the rooty tooty shooty range because I don’t own any guns and idk what I need to even shoot lmao
Plus work still haven’t update me on if I’m getting the day off so idk yet. Most likely I’ll make it in time but if not I’ll just meet you all by the arcade entrance or I’ll be bowling
See you all there
Senpai we'll lend you stuff and teach you if you come, you don't gotta stress about that
I'll try to check the thread after shooting if you don't show, though, so I'll letcha know when we're heading to the arcade
CAMM ON ALITA 99
*dum dum*
SCORE
*dum dum*
SOME FACKING
*dum dum*
MOTOR-GOALS
AAAARRRRGHHHH
Oh nvm that’s a relief then :) you’re all so kind
Thanks user
Looks like I’m going to be sick come meet day then lmao
user, we're all gonna be sharing guns anyway. If anything you could just bring some credits cause ammo is not the cheapest.
you guys better bring a printout of Jerome's greatest hits and fill it full of holes.
Sure thing! I love going shooting with new people. See ya there, then~
Lowkey tempted to print a Zapan target
';-;'
Hey, fren, any reason you haven't KILLED YOURSELF yet?
Based MOTAH BAWL poster.
because I'm waiting on your sequel
your shitty thread only survives because you spam it with images
search your circlejerk heart you know it to be true
Zapan is a dick but he's our dick and we like him Jerome is fair game though.
>orange chocolate
hahasha, nice
I have a request draw-kun
Can you do something with vampire alita
Sure, whats on your mind?
Please nothing too complicated
I know you're bitter VA but Zapan is so fun to hate!
not even an /alita/ fag I just saw this image scrolling past the general and wanted to say it's really qt
We can suffer together, user.
>Lowkey tempted to print a Zapan target
If you do make sure the bullseye is his nose.
seconding, Halloween themed maybe, involving chocolates perhaps.
>sequel
Sorry goy you're gonna have to buy a couple hundred more tickets before the first one even turns a profit
>Inviting me all the way out here...you're up to something, aren't you?
cool, on it.
I'll try to make it super fast
Nothing in particular, honestly. Maybe her just being spooky and the Best vampire
>Beat me to the image I was uploading
reee
>Fun to HATE
Sure! And targets are part of that
nah the real trick is to shoot it enough times you make a clean line through it and cut his face in half
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It absolutely is. You should see her movie too!
>Maybe.
>transfers images to his phone so he can bump his thread
can you stop?
sketch
What do you think?
:3
>a few thousand dollars in the red
Nice, Cameron could cover that with his pocket change.
Its basket time Alita
Cute!!
What a silly Hugo, not wanting to give her his blood.
you're a mentally ill faggot i suggest suicide. go take a look in the mirror at yourself that'll be enough motivation
Easy there, tomorow is schoolday user.
Ooooh check this big man out.... I hope you enjoy the many many jealous and bitter years ahead of you. Sad.
Come talk about the manga here.
> hey user, you wanna go get some Starbucks?
>A delivery for ME?! Oh, I love it! You're the best, user!
Why not Yea Forums?
>B-b-but I haven't read the manga user.
Just for you Alita!
Happy Easter :3
lel the zapan in the corner
It's on nyaa, user, you should read it.
sure but only if we go to the nice Reserve in Seattle.
Cant wait to see you all again
>Giving terrorism a past because she cute
You're all sick.
I've got the linked saved somewhere, I just gotta get round to checking it out.
Alita counts as a mecha manga/anime. While those can be discussed on Yea Forums, /m/ is more specialized and has a slower pace.
Happy Easter, Alita.
>The lindt in her ear...
cute
What they are saying doesnt feel quite right?
Any changes or sugestios before I write it down?
>Erica
Who would gift people trash like this?
nah, honestly, that's pretty good
it was justified
Why to live if I can’t have her by my side to cuddle?
>poncho in sky city with chocolate
cute
can you dicksuckers make a discord already you can post all your middle school art there faggots
>Hugo and Alita walking in the distance
w h o l e s o m e
I am continually impressed at how bad this novelization is. I'm not usually one to disparage people's work but if you're being paid for it you're held to a higher standard than usual in my opinion.
Thanks delivery man!
the layout is amazingly bad. Thewordslooklikethey'rethisclose togethersometimes
10 out of goddamn 10 I love this general
>tickle fight?
>you're on, user
I'm sure she'll have a blast with Nier
Look at all the garbage tier entertainment journalism that gets published online - that's arguably worse. But yes, I can't believe they had any editorial process here.
Cool, there you go (with some minor changes).
I'll go to bed soon, (gotta wake up real early tomorrow) so I hope you like it, user.
The few anons there that have read it just shit on it for their veddit points. There's no discussion to be had there. Plus that board is too fast. There aren't enough gunnm fans to keep gunnm thread in the catalog on Yea Forums all day, whereas on /m/ you only need to bump the thread once or twice per day. Perfect for a small general.
Most modern "journalists" don't get paid for their work, though, or get maybe a few dollars per article.
It boggles the mind how someone can make a $100+ million production yet forget to pay a couple grand to hire a competent editor for the novel accompanying the movie.
GenX has a pretty good vid on WHY the SJW Borgs went SO HARD after Alita.
Have to say it´s more than likely to be spot on.
youtu.be
EVERYTHING is propaganda now, only Alita is pure.
Oh yeah I did that too. pastebin.com
You really don't have an excuse for printing a book like that. Our technology is too good nowadays.
Thanks user
Sweet dreams!
So what arsenal are we bringing to the meet?
>no image of sexy bunny Alita
I wish I had an answer for you, fren.
i'mma bring my 9mm shield, my ar, and my .22 rifle
Maybe they just sold the rights to write a novelization, and the author pays Cameron or Fox a percentage gross on each copy?
I am well aware, fren
kill yourselves hugbox faggots
somebody better bring a tactical orange
phased turbowaifu laser raifu in the 40 watt range
C U T E
end your life you waste of oxygen circljerking faggot
I am really happy that we have draswfags in these threads.
good choice fren
I don’t own any guns (legally) so I’m bringing my love and affection
So, what happened to mars after the war?\
Also, did Zalem sabotaged the other flying cities so it could be the last one or something?
P415, P226 MK25, 92fs and M39 Moist Nugget if I can make it
308, ar, 22 revover and rifle,12 gage shotty, and a 9mm
Does Alita become famous in the Manga/anime when she starts her motor ball career?
Like everyone in Iron city would recognize her sort of famous famous?
holy shit this sounds fun. someone post a pic of everyone's weapons in one trunk at the meet
I had a damn gong we could bring to the shooting range but I can't find it
>You really don't have an excuse for printing a book like that.
You didn't even have an excuse to print something like that when the printing press was invented.
oh god please see if you can find it
Old illumination is gorgeous.
She gets pretty famous, in LO they even broadcast the ZOTT because she's in it, even though the existence of anything above Zalem has been a secret until that point.
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>a bunch of virgins meeting up with guns
Yeah nah I'm gonna sit this one out y'all avoid the women and children please
we're not sure and it's one of many questions I have regarding URM.
mentally ill circlejerking faggots please leave
>virgins
Some of us are married.
>one of the survivors is reportedly in shock, they keep muttering "reminder: flopped, sequel never"
jerome getting MAD that nobody is taking his weakass bait LMAO
Does your wife know that?
off yourself you lying disgusting circlejerking faggot
Wait, what?
Reports state that the name of said survivor is Sam Hyde. I repeat, his name is Sam Hyde.
>ywn have an army of autistic incels anthrophomorphize you as their biggest fear - a black man
Huh, interesting. Was just wondering as she looked to have quite a few fans in the last scene where she raises the sword to Nova.
What what, user?
who said jerome was black wtf
Anyone got the big cutout of Zalem? Need it for OC.
so you faggots just post hastily made pictures and tell each other theyre good? sounds pretty retarded maybe you should fuck off
I love these, user!
A man can only be deprived of so many (you)'s , and I'm getting kinda worried for him at this point. He's getting so desperate...
But user Jerome is a French name
Something above Zalem?
Whats it deal?
What is Zalems deal?
> On the morning of the 27th it’s announced that Alita is never getting a sequel
> shooting at Moreno Valley mall arcade
Kek
Literally memeing into existence the text-manifestation of autistic, suicidal manchildren's biggest fear. And it's a BLACK MALE LMFAO
Is that magic?
Thank you!
>read that in Seinfeld's voice
What did you think holds it up? You should read the manga, user. It's pretty good.
wait you're telling me you obsessively bump the thread so it stays active and you can keep checking on it like your own personal chatroom? thats pretty sad the only solution is suicide for you
Wowsers looks like Jerome is getting DESPERATE.
Tough day at home Jerome?
You're not very good at arguing are you
>no one taking the bait
>he gets madder and madder
This thread is great.
Boy you people have never been to the k-pop general on /bant/ huh? Last I checked there were around 15 people in every thread
Any android app that has all of Alita ?
feel bad for Jerome now
All this range talk is making me jelly, CA people
You're not very good at having sex, are you
I read it on Charlie Kellys voice (always sunny in philly) for some reason
>world famous celebrity
>accomplished athlete
>successful musician
>top ranked hunter-warrior
>war veteran with over 300 confirmed kills
>cute as a button
>loved even by many of her enemies
HOW DOES SHE DO IT
>tfw the collective incel conscious has named their biggest fear after a black man
Whats a good place to read it?
>OUR UNDERDOG DARLING
>AAAIT-AAAAAAA
MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS
>What did you think holds it up?
M-magic?
>Whats a good place to read it?
Your personal library stocked with only the finest manga and literary classics.
wow slow down
/ALITA/ anons,
Please wake up
There was an explosion at the cinema where you watched Alita and fell in love for the first time
You’re all in a coma
This is all just a really good dream
Please come back
the amount of cirlcejerk is disgusting kill yourselves faggots
Hello Alitafrens. I love you.
discord trannies please leave
help a bro out, user
But user, you misunderstand. I'm not in a comfy. I've finally woken up.
collective incel consciousness
I love you too!
Jerome on suicide watch, come on people, respond to his shitty bait so he doesn't shoot himself!
Only after they release the blu-ray
Until then is all about dreamposting for me
I'd rather die then wake up though
HEY JEROME
BITCH
go circlejerk somewhere else faggots
I honestly don't know. I plan on just buying the official digital release but haven't got around to it since I don't really have that much free time right now.
Where is CutOut user? I have a request
you get the wholesome and maybe even the kissu
stop spamming and kill yourself already mentally ill piece of shit
>300
More like 500 000.
Don't you have some dolls to cum on?
When is the blu ray coming?
cursed
i bet a good portion of alita posters are spics theyre starting to get tired of BR49
Alita wick
you mean boop
He's really losing it, also it's not incel collective, it's private use love confession operation.
B-bucky?
Which style?
>99
Jerome is only pushing us closer to #999 lol dumb bitch
Post moar floofy hair Alitas
Original, duh.
why do hugbox faggots assume someone is getting mad? thats literally a hugbox tactic
fucking disgusting they should really commit suicide
cease this heresy at once
warning: BIG floof inbound
Yikes. This is definitely going in my /incel/ folder.
what the hell are you doing here man?
God it's all so fucking retarded regardless.
that top can keep spinning forever for all I care
Original, obviously.
I wanna give Rosalita head pats
Chose your warrior
That is a sizeable FLOOF
>sometimes he gets to me, user..
>she just shakes water off her hair like a cat
Chose your favourite warrior
why isn't there a good leak yet?
:(
>jerome's going to push us to another sub-3 hour thread
>and he isn't even getting (You)'s out of it anymore
Jerome is really angry today...
He had too much sex and now realizes he has to pay alimony?
Again, original only. No more faceapp shit.
Based jannies did their usual good work
What app?
Thread coin to the jannies.
I'm proud of everyone for not giving free (Your)s, well done.
#4 is qt
I was dreading this day. R34 is unironically a nail in the coffin of a fandom.
I meant r63. We’re well past r34
>Stop that, user, it's bad
What is r63?
Blondelita is unironically adorable without glasses
I..is it comfy time yet?
Okay anons, back to comfy
How was your Easter?
Gender-swap
Technically R63 doesn't apply since Alita is originally female.
Agree
The digits confirm it’s comfy time user
Was ok. Wish I was a kid again, holidays meant more back then.
I like the very first teaser:
youtube.com
been following the development ever since and now here we are
I always believed, even through the bad buzz with the eyes
>1111
It was comfy and blessed
Post pink hair Alitas
>oh hey, user
>...wanna cuddle?
I wish I had some to post.
Do I!
>actually i'm kinda tired, maybe tomorrow.
>sorry user.
>You know, I've started to recover memory of my past life
>did I ever tell you about how I once took part in this operation which caused the death of like 500k civilians 200 years ago
>Hm? did I say something weird user?
My name is Leeta, shitmeat.
That wholesome smile alone is enough to power my life years.
You get a pass for being cute
It was over 300 years ago. I wasn’t even born then so I’m over it
You look cute for an object
You WILL be buying her blu-ray, right?
Don't listen to him, Leeta.
You are a nice person deep down and I love you.
Well, yeah. Multiple times too, probably.
I'll buy the 4K steelbook. If it doesn't come with 3D I'll buy that too, and I'll buy several copies as gifts.
Steelbook, Lenticular and standard copy. maybe more depends on how many limited editions we get
You know it user
Oh...
I need the helmet and glasses cutout plz
Thanks, have this rare rodent
And glasses.
>you dropped your tickets to prom, user
>I thought you didn't have a date
>who are you going with?
I'll be buying every copy of every edition in every language and every region code
Kek and blessed
You. It was meant to be a surprise Ali
Stop reminding me of my pathetic high school self, user.
This is a cute gif
Someone edit Spaz Alita over dumbo
Delete
dankje
This took a long time to edit, I hope you anons like this. higher quality mp4 soon, maybe soundless version for this general soon
We're gonna hit img limit early again with all these edits
Bless Jesus Alita
>This took a long time to edit,
mildly impressed and worried about the autism required ngl
>I died, but I came back to life, and my life is now forever
Whatever happened to that user who liked to see Alita crying?
>Get lost, meaboy. I'm gonna be the one taking cupcake to prom.
Hmmmm
> neither of you are taking Alita anywhere
Back to the asylum
Shame really since a lot of the end of Longing was written with them in mind.
Kinda felt bad for him, did he get off by it or was he just sad too?
If you're lurking, lets talk user.
anyone got that ps1 alita cut out? The one chasing Indiana. But without the guy of course.
Are you working on something now?
maybe another kissu or possessive Alita?
You're a wildman, Peaches. And that's why we love you.
>I died for a people that would rather see Captain Marvel than Alita?
>they wouldn't even give me chocolate
>I should have stayed dead
alright how many of you fuckers have read the manga, need to know if this thread is even worth browsing
Me
These generals are mainly for discussing the movie with the occasional mangafag dropping in to chime on the lore details. There's a thread on /m/ if you want to discuss the manga that was linked above.
20 times
YES
Also reposting for those who missed it.
pastebin.com
I admire that you know what you like. I've got a couple of idea kicking around but as always we're getting the end of semester for uni so things are picking up there unfortunately. I'll make sure I get something out before too long though friend.
About halfway through atm
>Children, let me tell you about that time when fish fell from the sky.
Read the manga, read LO, read all of MC so far. Kishiro needs to stop playing with his dogs and get on with it.
Shit, was about to post the soundless version, but we hit image limit again. Never stop impressing me /ALITA/
Fucking lol you're great peaches
Why's her hair blue there?
Shit, who wants to discuss the film for the next 30 posts?
weaponized autism
Literally.
I guess that's ok user but I'd rather cuddle under a blanket with you
Could we discuss the film under the blanket?
comfy
Check'd
Also,
>already hitting image limit
We've done it again.
Is there room for me?
The thread sure got gay real fast.
I guesssss. I might get bored though. You'll have to keep me entertained. Or I'll find it myself
>ChirenUh.jpg
A little bit
Yeah, because you just got here.
Yeah, no kidding. I'll wait outside the blanket fort.
In anime often characters with canonically black hair have their hair shown as purple or blue. I think it's just an aesthetic decision so it's easier to depict depth and detail in their hairstyles.
You can count on me to pick up the slack because I'm a jobless bum and writing's all I've got going at the moment.
Legitimately cry at 'Baby Mine' every single time I watch Dumbo.
Thank God I'm never watching the live-action remake.
I made the OP and have been here all thread.
>never have many dreams
>the past week have one every night
>no alita dreams yet but i'm hoping for one soon
You're still gay.
keep the faith, fren
Being out of work sucks I hope something looks up for you soon.
I'm hoping for a comfy one, god knows I need that right now.
no u
Come anons, just a few more to go! Remember to ask yourself, what would Hugo do?
Get a loving and super-hot cyborg gf?
If it's any consolation I'm sure the remake is terrible
Hugo would get sliced and diced.
fall?
jack off cyborgs
>chair clattering
That’s pretty gay but also comfy
Jus' Hanging about.
Be attractive?
I hate and envy Hugo.
Now we can bake some new bread. We're running out of the current batch.
>Ehhh.... Jackin' off cyborgs?
>Mm very professional
>areyouforreal.jpg
WALMART HUNK
Need new bread
Actor who plays Hugo isn’t a gigachad or anything but he’s a handsome dude
Alright bedtime for me. I hope for a comfy dream. If not I hope the sweet relief of death takes me quietly.
I'll make new bread I guess.
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD