Childhood faps

I don’t get the meme. I would fuck Jamie Lee Curtis.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Imagine being Pekka Pouta in that forecast and having to be all like "damn, Finnish weather, you fuckin' fine, all comfy with your arctic temperatures and horrific eternal darkness. I would totally go outside in you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in Thailand.

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Michelle Johnson in Blame in on Rio, those tits sticking out perfectly.

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Wrong movie. Trading Places.

She has an ugly manface

Not gonna lie, this scene really inspired me at 11 years old.

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>childhood
>2 years ago

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and an 11/10 body, which is more important in the context of user's statement desu senpai

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The world is a very different place now.

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How could you fuck someone who likes a dude? There's even a rumor that Jamie Lee is genetically male

B A S E D

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The beginning od MIB2

You left reality and became a furry.

It's interesting that literally everything drawn during a production of the movie is kept as property of the studio. Disney has an entire vault of "official" porn drawn by their animators that will never see the light of day.

This movie was pure filth

She doesn't look like a dude though, and there are rumors Richard Gere stuck a gerbil in his ass, rumors don't mean shit

get some therapy

>3'2
IMAGINE

hownew.ru

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Fembots from Austin powers. I didn’t even know what a boner was for so I asked my mom, kek.

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>I didn’t even know what a boner was for so I asked my mom, kek.
Go on...

you have to go back to réddit

I was like 6 and she just avoided the question.

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My nigga

what the FUCK were they thinking
actually I remember my first sexual thoughts being about some looney tunes girl bunny. Not sure if it was her though

Probably Bugs during one of his many crossdressing escapades.

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And then I totally fucked her!!

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>I didn’t even know what a boner was for so I asked my mom, kek.
when i was like 3 i would get boners and i'd tell my mom "my weewee is hard" and i have no idea how she didn't bust up laughing every time

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My sweet summer child... that's not at all who you think it is.

I love this pasta.

Trips of truth

Her voice was hnnnnnngggg

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No doubt in my mind either. Put a bag over her face and go to town on her body.