User we heard you HBO, can we come and watch game of thrones with you tonight?

Helicopter dick

Also this

What are girls like? Not trolling, I’ve never had a non work related conversation with a female

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based pusyposter

you just KNOW the girl on the right has killer feet. total foot slut.

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They are nice and sweet and very qt but very boring to talk to. It's rare to meet a woman passionate about anything interesting.

I stay loyal to my wife, and properly farther my two children in a loving and stable relationship.

>Haha, nah I don't, I pirate everything
There you go

>wow user, pirates are hot!
>can you show us how to do it?

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" Sorry i don't like shipping tumblr fan fiction "

do a 720 back flip and walk away holding your crotch

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You can come but one of you has to suck my dick

What, me HBO?

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Turn 360° and walk away

>not spelling it cum
>not enunciating it in a way those little girls can tell which meaning of the word you meant

>Heh, sure
And then I'd teach them how to do it. I think it would be fun

>okay, but keep your voices down. My mom doesn’t know I watch GoT

why yes i pay for all of my channels separately how could you tell

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Game of Thrones features nudity and you're all underaged

I'm sorry but it would not be appropriate to watch this at your age, there's a kids movie channel for HBO subscribers tho, we can watch one of those.

I think Coraline is up next, that's a good movie.

whip out my floppy
hand it over
let them enjoy the leak

Vapid, lying, sociopaths. Don't ever trust anything they say.

>what's the correct move here?

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>what's the correct move here?

This:

Call you a faggot.

Point out this never happens in real life, this is incel fantasy bullshit.

Remind you that a girl like those girls? Will never fuck you.

I already watched the leak. Maybe next time.

If you cook me dinner, sure.

imagine the smell haha

Is the girl in the white Jordan?

That actually deserves (you)

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S-sorry girls, but that's not true, I don't have HBO

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Me in the back

I'm CIA.

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Yes I do! However the stipulation is that you have to lay your bare feet on my lap.

further*

Only if they contractually agree to leave their phones in the mailbox outside, to not speak during the entire episode, and to fill out a 2 page quiz on the plot and characters before asking any questions once the episode ends.

they are cringey as fuck. everything out of their mouths is like a fucking tv show character. they're hardly even people and it should be legal to treat them like cattle

they gotta eat all the eggs too

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What if she does this during the show haha

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Kick her in the ribs, hard.

Are you stupid bro? This happens for both HBO and Netflix. There are plenty of girls that use their appearances to get things from guys. The correct answer is to demand something from them in return instead of just let them use your shit for free like a cuck.

BUH BUH BASED AS FUCK

>phone in her hands
She would be ejected for breaking the rules. But without that, as long as she did it silently.

TRVE AVTISM FOR TRVE AVTISTS

I don't have HBO, fuck off

>PBR

disgusting

They want to come hang out and talk, that's fine.
They want to watch a show, that's fine.
They want to hang out and not watch a show while I'm watching they need to shut the fuck up and let me immerse.

Imagine the stench of farts, asshole, pussy and armipits in an enclosed room with these bitches.....

You take her up on it, you buy a subscription and cuddle with these girls as you are 'shocked' by the sex and dying on GoT.

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as a minority i only realized there's no white privilege when i came to Yea Forums....99% of you are losers with no chance of a happy life lmao

They're humans so just like any person... but with a pussy to fuck and tities to suck and have fun with. Get laid loser.

Tell them I want a blowjob and a footjob from all of them, and they can rub their feet on my dick while we watch Game of Thrones.

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GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

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There is no such thing as a happy life you shitskin.

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she just can't fucking wait to get her face in frame
fuck women

new to this board, where is this from i see this guy everywhere. If it is a movie I want to watch it.

blade runner

like humans

thanks friend

choke the fuck out of her

star wars

Whats her instagram

rape her

it's from the trailer of the new jester movie. he's the tragic jester

I disagree, 3 of the best people I know are women and are also my best friends

what a whore

NNNNGHGGHG
FEMAAAAAAAALEESSSSSSSSS

Like sandy bags of salty milk coins

>Take a picture of us user, we look just like the Sand Sisters!

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they don't look like they're having fun...
B-days should be fun...

She's just pissy because her friend's tats are the size of her skull.

imagine a female wow

Imagine being so retarded you can't even crop a picture and have to scribble over the screenshot notification

>I don't even know you people

Virgin Yea Forums posters will call this cringe but this is actually BASED

based

No sorry, only the girl in the green t-shirt can cum.

All I can do is imagine.

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lol white incel.
Pale bitches literally love brown skin so stay mad

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Can tell they’re all bluepilled dorks. I’d let the green shirt girl come by but that’s it. The rest are creturas and don’t look fun.

Someone screencap all the replies to this one and post it on Reddit

But they are redpilled and know they can manipulate you with their pussy and tits.... you are the dork for not tapping them.

>lol white incel
>meanwhile, in the real world

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I feel bad for that pup, he looks miserable

Opposites attract user, it's good for the gene pool.
Someone put him out of his misery.

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Fuck, that one on the right is ready for porn.

They're both doing it wrong by telling them which out of the four gets to cum. Just tell them only one of them can join you and watch the bitchiness tear them apart. It's not like women have any loyalty.

based negress poster

>You girls don't look old enough. But I'll tell you what, I'll let you come over if you promise not to tell your parents I'm letting you watch this show. I'll also blow up an inflatable pool in my TV room, so you girls can come wearing little bikinis.

Correct response

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Sorry ladies, I only use HBO to marathon the Sopranos.

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Why are gumpy pear shaped sticks considered hot now? Get your shit together zoomers.

Whites literally crated the incel thing because they don't know how to talk or bed women.

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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON

LOOK HOW QUIRKY AND FUN LOVING SHE IS! DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU JUST WANT TO PIN HER DOWN AND FORCIBLY INSEMINATE HER?

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>Whites
>not Jap hikikomoris who were already doing that in the 80s, at least

Please have sex dude. This is pathetic. Every day you spam pictures of this retarded chick in multiple boards. This isn't healthy for you. Stop obsessing over some chick you'll never and actually socialize. For the love of god, please fucking have sex before you turn into an irredeemable, asocial piece of shit.

Whats happening here?

Earlier if you count Hiroo Onoda.

it's actually from Blade Runner 2049

lol go on /r9k/ and make a post about how you're white and don't have a girlfriend

you'll be instantly dogpiled by spics, pajeets, gooks and nigcels telling you that whites can't be robots

Pale bitch got browned by an alpha and the pasty pale mutt has to take care of the babies because that is the only way he can raise a family.

i'm ready

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youtube recommendations are secretly programming us into the hive

>wanting a pedophile to have sex
not sure that's a good idea, buddy

the correct answer is
CLAIRE LET ME SMELL YOUR FEET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>plump pussi

That's from Drive 2

I deserve a jordan gf

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Retarded at least the white ones seem to constantly mentally impaired when you talk to them lots of awkward laughing and horrible attempts at jokes.

>I deserve a jordan gf
Do you? What have you done to deserve it?

Please tell me these bitches are all 18

based

I'm a good boy.

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Imagine if 80% of your race are alpha Chads now you understand the hell of being a black incel. Now imagine if all the women in your race prefer evil thugs that will kill them in their sleep, truely being a black incel is hell on earth.

the brownies make a lot of noises that aren't words, the negro skin, beaner skin, and terrorist skins can't seem to speak without smacking their lips, doing tribal groans and moans, and trying to get you to look at them instead of just listening. tons of scoffing too

>Imagine if 80% of your race are alpha Chads
Do you really believe that? That 4/5 blacks are Chads? Man, you have some low self-esteem problems, whatever race are you. Get a therapist or something

what do you find interesting? bet it's some generic shit like literature or music

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Most black males are confident douchebags thats what Im saying. Smart niggers with jobs get cuckolded by no good thugs all the time in black areas.

severe autism attack

even chads get cucked, women don't give a fuck, they'll cheat on the guy with the most billions, the tallest, the most loving guy, it doesn't matter
nothing is "good enough" for them which is a major problem that even the best man they could possibly get would be "good enough" and not "too good for me"

arrest all women

No.

>*plays with phone*
>*asks what just happened 10sec ago*
its shit

probably a bait.
this one is a newfag

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No, I dont watch that normie trash now fuck off I got real stuff to watch

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So what's the big deal.

Those girls look like they fuck Asian guys

I never watched a movie or a show with a girl

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Why do autists on this site spam this ugly lanky riceburner?

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Fuck off normiefag

>the one on the right
Lucky faggot

white shirt is MOMMY

>Those girls look like they fuck Asian guys
You will never teach Jordan how to play vidyagames

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Not the real pusyposter but 8/10 nonetheless.

Or take her on vacation in Asia

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Or hold her in your yellow arms while nuzzling her cheek

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Those as well as art and photography. The problem is that whatever they're interested in it's always stuck at the basic level and they don't make any effort to explore it more. Obviously not all of them but it is generally what I've experienced.

There's too many of them so unless they're mega sluts even if you invited them in and put moves on you aren't getting shit. Need to get most girls alone for slut factor.

noooooooooo

To be a wealthy Asian boy in 2019 must be like heaven

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Where is the fucking chamber? Seems someone forgot to cut it out.

In her hotel room about to go out to the clubs with teh Asian dude

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>White girls fuck asian guys too now
Lmao your race is fucking done rednecks.

People who find much of a difference between men and women in that regard tend not to talk to a lot of people

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she's actually fuck white chads like all thots

the one /r/asianmasculinity guy keeps spamming pictures of her and an asian guy but in the same video and comments he says he wishes they were dating but only friends

whitoids BTFO LMAO

This but unironically
Why even worry? I have a 9/10 asian gf of my own. Fuck saving the white race if roasties won't cooperate.

Isnt she the model for Claire in RE2?

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>she's actually fuck white chads like all thots
>he says he wishes they were dating but only friends
Good. All is at balance in the world.

Sorta reminds me of Pudgens

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multiple pics of her with the Asian guy in 2 countries. zero pics of her with any White dudes except when she was in high school.

yeah, keep lying to yourself.

Race mixing should be punishable by death

Why would that asian guy lie then?

Give them edibles and liquor. Start rubbing their feet and shoulders. Watch the magic happens

this. maybe 5% of women are interesting to talk to. if you work in a place where you listen to girls/women conversing with each other you'll find all they do is gossip, talk about reality shows like the kardashians, and makeup.

I'm not the other guy... but he's right. If that's your world view, please seek help.

me too but I suppose it's better than being eaten by a coyote

Game over whit bois. She wasnt even 18 in these.

the magic will be them calling the 911 to get a policeman to arrest you

Based Pajeet

married user here, this is an accurate ratio of conversation with women on a day to day basis:
>25% food
>25% whining about traveling before having kids because she's too basic to be interesting
>20% "I saw this post on Facebook"
>25% nagging
>5% about your interests
honestly I have better conversations with anonymous ppl on this Panamanian alchemy board than with real life women. they're vapid, boring black holes trying to compete with other vapid boring black holes to be more interesting. if I at least get a kid out of it it'll be worth it.

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Based. Redpilled. High IQ. Sexy.

too many girls. they will all end up just chatting among themselves.

You can by being gay

Based Shiriposter

ding ding ding

thats a porcupine and he looks content

theres not much difference between the two natural genders personality wise

Hide the remote control in your pants. Make them hunt for it.

I HAVE THE TOP CABLE PACKAGE WITH ALL THE PREMIUM CHANNELS AND GIGABIT INTERNET

BUT GOT IS SHIT SO "NO"

this

Imagine your most boring friend, but with tits.

That's talking with a girl.

I am not HBO, I am the senate.

based "I've never talked to a girl but I'll pretend to have on the internet just because" user

I'M CIA

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>based "I've never talked to a girl but I'll pretend to have on the internet just because" user

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> Not realizing a woman let alone women trying to use you. Don't fall for this. Tell them you already have a girl coming over and this will intrigue them towards your penis

>watching tv
>using you
sure thing, fatty

R I C E D

why do you blame her for a natural biological behavior?

No Fuck off