Wtf why did nobody tell me about this masterpiece
Wtf why did nobody tell me about this masterpiece
Camden Jones
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Luke Stewart
It goes without saying that a of Cronenberg's films are masterpieces.
Jordan Miller
>mfw my cousin told me "you like The Matrix and video games, you'll love this" and gave me this movie on VHS when I was 12 years old
William Johnson
Cringenberg and his ever so dull schlocky flicks.
They appease to dirty numales.
Don't tell me you're one of those s o yboys. Capeshit tier.
Josiah Morgan
Literally just a bunch of buzzwords without any substantial criticism.
John Sanders
Did he die?
Jason Scott
go to school, kids
Kevin Gutierrez
Cronenberg at his worst. Terrible acting, music which plays in the background without any rhythmic synergy with the cuts, simple themes and messages. This was probably his worst film until he made Map to the Stars.
Owen Ortiz
Came out during the same time as The Matrix and Dark City
The Matrix became a huge success, Dark City became a cult classic, I have no idea what this became
All I know is no one remembers The Thirteenth Floor
Gabriel Moore
There are dozens of science fiction films from the 90s that were really good but were forgotten for some reason. I blame The Star Wars prequels and Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Charles Sullivan
Maps to the Stars is one of his best films though.
Christian Turner
It stars Jude Law, you should have known that it was kino.
Andrew Bailey
Ian Holm's dying leap after being pelted with an uzi burst made me laugh so hard
William Nguyen
Prove me wrong, embryo.
Joseph Jenkins
Hunter King
Post some argument on why he is bad, zygote.
Brody Carter
Good movie, not for zoomer though, because they are retarded poofters.
Adrian Sanchez
This is probably the most stupid thing I will read today
Nicholas Hernandez
Because it's a shittier, dumber Videodrome.
Owen Campbell
Yea Forums only watch capeshit like the zoomers they are
Zachary Flores
There are a lot of 30+ anons on Yea Forums
Juan Young
i found it pretty gross and had nightmares
Ayden Baker
proof that Yea Forums causes brain damage
Christian Martin
90s born queer detected
Julian Cruz
(((Cronenberg)))
Bentley Wright
I thought it sucked!
Carter Rogers
This.
Thomas Lewis
Of course someone called (((David Cronenberg))) will make something as degenerate as this
Jason Wood
Every
Single
((((((((((time)))))))))
David Collins
Yes, we heard you the first time. Now log off and go to bed before mommy takes away your computer privileges.
Tyler Lopez
(((berg)))
Jaxson Evans
Don't blame those movies, blame The Matrix, Independence Day, and Men in Black.
Hudson Thompson
A gun made from bones and shoots teeth. That is all.
Robert Nelson
Don't blame those movies, blame the jews!
Gavin Perez
It's nothing like Videodrome, brainlet.
Evan Cook
>Imagine being this Zogged
Juan Powell
>HURR THE JEWS ARE JUST LIKE US YOU STUPID GOYIM
Joshua Martin
they remember black insurance man, I could have sworn there was something very similar to the thirteenth floor but with one of the lesser baldwins but I can't find anything of the sort.
Adrian Clark
kek at all the seething /pol/ fags in this thread.you will never be as talented as a jew.
Leo Turner
imagine being this much of a self-victimizing pussy
>thinking Hollywood Jews give one solitary shit about the religion
Asher Wilson
>>appease to
L2English
Ryan Kelly
Nor will I be as universally reviled either.
Wyatt Gray
eat shit
Tyler Anderson
>only a jew would be against /pol/
Owen Brown
Yea i thought so, manchild.
Hudson Campbell
or someone who fell for the vices created by (((them))
Hudson Morales
>watching weird movies is a "vice"
church ladies have more balls than you do user
Alexander Reyes
i tried watching this a while back. ended up just turning it off after 30mins or so cause how stupid and boring it was.
t. born 1988
Landon Gonzalez
Yep, even if VR hadn't been a dead in the water meme dream this movie's got bad pacing issues compared to more polished cronenberg shit. Great ensemble cast but they fuck it up spend most of it in jude law's & leighs faces and then rush to the finish.
Grayson Lewis
its still pretty cool and made me question myself