Did they?

I saw Paul Dano at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Paul Dano, is in fact, GNU/Paul Dano, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Paul Dano. Paul Dano is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Paul Dano, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Paul Dano, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Paul Dano is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Paul Dano is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Paul Dano added, or GNU/Paul Dano. All the so-called Paul Dano distributions are really distributions of GNU/Paul Dano!

holy shit this got me

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She's pretending the corner of that book is his dick

Yikes. She better watch those teeth.

heh.. i can search her name and see her pusy and tits. stupid whore.

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>tfw browsing tv instead of studying for my OS midterm

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>ywn be looked by a woman like this

fuck that's so hot

G-d damnn, classic Paul Dano is so classic

>Women are weird
Hypergamy. Women are biologically programmed to fuck based on social status, men are programmed to fuck based on health. Being wealthy or famous or powerful is as big a turn on as being physically attractive.

my god, I just realized I know a girl that looks EXACTLY like her

>midterm
wtf there's only one month left.
also I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now

>mfw that's been me for 2 years
I swear this is the term I turn things around! Now I'm gonna go and read 3K pages of Quantum Physics, in 1 month, while having failed Electromagnetism I...

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>tfw dropped out of mech. engineering
fuck math

>mfw studying physics
>mfw Southern Europoor so can't drop out and change Unis without going back to HS, and can't pick classes because from the moment of entry the curiculum is set by the administration
>mfw at least I can't be kicked out
It's an abstract kind of feeling.

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Texas has a thing where if you drop 5 classes, you can no longer apply for financial aid in ANY Texas public school.
luckily though if you drop ALL classes at once it only counts as 1 drop (considered a "resignation")

kind of crazy tho that you can't be kicked out.

It's different here. You literally cannot pass a single class and you can't be kicked out. The downside is that you can't choose your classes, and you can only get into a specific branch of the Uni, but... It really sucks here...

so are there just a ton of mediocre physicists/engineers in Europe? can you at least find a job?

what happen to the classic

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>so are there just a ton of mediocre physicists/engineers in Europe?
Yes and no. Standards are pretty high, so you need to work to get it. Problem is, the South is very "favor" based, so who-knows-who plays a role. Notes get passed around, sold and professors work as private tutors at nights. Meanwhile there are private institutions that you go to to get "extra" experience with the studies, since nobody at uni teaches (and they don't because they want you to hire them for private lessons, or because they want only their kids to get through). Some are just cunts and won't pass you "just cause". There's a guy who throws tests in the air, passes the ones that fall on the right and fails the ones that fall on the left. Crazy shit like that.

This results in people giving up, people cheating, people working together and people just pushing through alone. We do produce some good, hardworking people in the South, but they all leave for Western Europe and the US, because there's nothing here.
>inb4 stay and make the country better and blablabla
That's all well and good in theory, but the place is so corrupt and filled with lazy boomers that the only ones doing anything are the diaspora lobies in Australia, US and the UK. Nobody gets married or has kids, the middle class pays taxes for the leeches and now the rapefugees and shitskins. We have more old people than young. You have Commies going on tirades but living off black money, pensions and voting for Leftist Policies. Really, the only chance that these places survive is a full blown world war to do away with the dregs and reset the clock.
>can you at least find a job?
A few years back you could get a job as a teacher at school. Now all there positions are filled, and are done so for the next decade or so. Me,as soon as I'm done here, I'll look for a good PhD outside, anglicize my name and that's it. If I ever make enough cash I'll help the lobies bring some order.

I was just setting up to subtly refer to Paul Dano as classic.

damn user didn't know it was that shitty
I'm just in debt, but I can at least pay it off over time
very informative though thank you

>damn user didn't know it was that shitty
It's worse than that. My cousin was studying computer science at Crete. A professor wanted to fuck her. She said no. He gave her an ultimatum; either fuck him or never graduate. She left the Uni, went back to work in her father's restaurants (a whole nother talk). Now she's 40, married an ugly rich guy because men kept rejecting her for ~20 years (most of them didn't like her working, which was basically just heading the restaurant), and her kids are ugly. Meanwhile her slutty sister who was fucking 6 dudes at the same time and never worked a day in her life, married a rich Chad and has two (or three) beautiful blonde, blue-eyed kids. Life's a bitch.
>I'm just in debt, but I can at least pay it off over time
I'm a KHV who hasn't gone to class in 2 years, reached 250 pounds and am incredibly lonely. But honestly, I think I'll turn it aorund this season. I bought some home gym equipment, I started studying again, I got a steam cooker, and I'll get that plastic surgery this summer (went to dermatologist at 14, she didn't give me meds and my nose got filled with puss under the skin which hardened,never went away and now I've got a permantely swollen snoze with a crater on top). And I'll show up to class next Autumn a new man. Maybe I'll do LASIK too, we'll see. It seems silly, but they ruin my otherwise good enough face.

The problem here is that the Uni isn't close to the city, and people rent apartments (dorms are for the extremelly poor and are fucked up), so there's no way to socialize in clubs or just mingle if you don't already know people.
>very informative though thank you
I like blogposting. It's social interaction aside from my parents. They behave like hippies to the point where we talk about my penis' shape, and I'm tired of it... I said "enough is enough" today though, so I hope we'll have a more "proper" relationship going forward.

Why are girls so all over him? Does he have a big dick?

well good luck to you user

No, Richard, it's 'Paul Dano', not 'GNU/Paul Dano'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Paul Dano were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Paul Dano is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Paul Dano' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Paul Dano? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Paul Dano because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Paul Dano is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Paul Dano in use. However, Paul Dano is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Paul Dano (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Paul Dano' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Paul Dano alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Paul Dano title to the GNU-based Paul Dano distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Paul Dano installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Paul Dano? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Paul Dano? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

They aren't and he has a small dick.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Paul Dano distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I'd like to point out that we Paul Dano and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Paul Dano was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Paul Dano compiler'? Or at least, 'Paul Dano GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Paul Dano? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:

Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Paul Dano' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Paul Dano. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.

Thanks for listening.

Thanks user.
He's famous, makes good films and has a "classic" and cutesy look to him. It's not weird that women like him.

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>t. zoe kazan

based

>no mouth mold
GOD DAMNIT EVERY FUCKING TIME

>tfw I look just like this actor

Is that good or bad?