He brings a knife, she brings her period calendar

no. it's an abomination to fuck a fellow based user. you need to make nice with the normies who are our key to survival

Realistically she should've brought condoms LMAO

We are actually the key to their survival

lose weight

Give sex

So how is sex handled on this show? No way a straight male wouldn’t get rock hard spending all day with a naked female. The smell alone of unwashed vagina and ass would cause excessive boneritis

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There are barely any black males in this show because even a smart nigger would bend a white roastie over in the wild aka rape her.

I bet they always place them somewhere its fucking easy to survive. Plenty of fresh drinkable water and a warm climate. Will take months for them to starve.

When you reach your thirties and sometimes even your late twenties yiy start to get erectile dysfunction and stop caring about women entirely. It's called "the wall". Women lose all power. Its fucking hilarious.

The episode where the guy got stung in his junk was kino

They pick jungles which are hard to survive in if you dont have brown skin.

Its probably all faked. Heat stroke can kill.

>erectile dysfunction
That's bullshit, you are just more balanced and you have more control.
When I get horny my cock is as hard as ever.

>when you're in your late twenties you get erectile dysfunction
lmao
my condolences

I'm 20 years old and I can't seem to get as hard as I used to lol

You have to be a virgin perv to get hard everytime you think of breasts
This is why you gotta shower with your kids, man, otherwise they'll grow into perverts that can't even think of pussy or dick without getting sexually aroused

>yiy start to get erectile dysfunction
No you don't, whitey.

>knows when she can fuck to avoid getting pregnant

How is this a bad thing?

You should either
>Try new stuff
>Stop watching porn all the time
>fuck other women
>go to a psychologist
>go to an urologist

Okay it's just me then but stil, I can't remember what point I was trying to make.

Jungles are cooler than deserts due to the shade from trees it the humidity causing swamp ass thats the real problem.

>misunderstanding what the wall means
>having erectile dysfunction

are you ok dude

what a strange comment wtf. you obviously arent a parent

If you smoke or drink, cut down, other than that just get healthier.

Do cardio and stop drinking. That will fix it. Being serious.

I'm a kv lmao, prob o should definitely quit, I should also lose a bit of weight and start going to the gym again and start doing cardio again, should help I guess

Imagine the smell

The wall is my erectile dysfunction.

shower with your kids

>don't watch porn
>eat your greens
>regular serious excercise
worked for me

Naked and afraid thread turns into a limp dick support group. Every time.

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This, working out helps.
When I went on vacation last year I didn't watch porn for 3 weeks, didn't mastrubate, had exercise every day and was in the sun.
I had major fucking boners all the time and got excited by fucking everything.

i too was in that /int/ thread

More like you work for me, now drop that ass and work it

Kek, but seriously thanks for the help friends

lel @ u
I just don't get random, inconvenient boners anymore.

good luck fren

Well, being fit does help with your sexual endurance.
I used to fuck for 20 to 40 mins straight when I excercised regularly, nowadays I'm lucky if I last over 10 mins. Being an adult wage slave is suffering, doesn't help the fact that where I live is highly polluted so outdoors excercising is a no-no

There was a behind the scenes episode where they talked a bit about morning wood.

There’s nothing sexy about unwashed cunt and ass, humans don’t have pheromones you retard. If you like that shit, you’re just a freak

where is the uncensored version

have. sex.

when i had a gf i was most attracted to her after she went for a run and had sweaty pusy

I would bring a gun and have my partner bring some bullets. Why are they such brainlets?

>humans don’t have pheromones you retard
wew

Properly unwashed cunt and ass, meaning that it hasn't been fermenting in clothes and sweat all day, is actually dick hardening material. Our bodies were not meant to be enclosed

Dirty girls have nice smelly pussies that triggers your primal instincts soiboy

there's no uncensored version. But there was one incident where one girl's asshole was visible for a split second. Her grandma complained about that.

>When you reach your thirties and sometimes even your late twenties yiy start to get erectile dysfunction and stop caring about women entirely
I am so sorry for you if you're saying this because it HAPPENED to you HAHAHAHAAAA, see a doctor faggot, or either shoot yourself

wtf lmao

Do they sell uncensored Blu-rays of this show or is it all censored? What's the fucking point. At least in England they have that naked dating show and show pussy and tits.

>grandma complained about that
As opposed to her grandchilds decision to be on a show Called Naked and Afraid

>I just don't get random, inconvenient boners anymore.
This. I'm 31 and I still masturbate daily and have normal erections. The difference from my teenage years is I don't get boners on the street or at random times I see some whore somewhere. That were some weird years.

Stop for a week and see what happens then.

>Naked and Afraid
Just like my sex life.

>Stop for a week and see what happens then.
Point was I was getting random erection all the time when I was a teenager, after masturbating a couple of times each day.

>t.lowtest homosexual

not trying to shill or countersignal but theres been several episodes where the dudes have been useless

Yep, I still masturbate almost every day I don't have sex.

Are you sure you're not mistaking it for Dating Naked?

Maybe. It was one of those shows where they all hang around naked on some island.

damn. you ever try stand-up?

>properly unwashed cunt and ass

FYI the latter is deadlier, fellas

>several episodes
more then several. the number of worthless millennial man-babies on the show is embarrassing. I almost suspect the producers go out to find the most worthless example of basedboys to put on this show.

I love it when my bitches come home after the gym and their pussy is so deliciously smelly of cunt fumes and sweat.

Heaven on earth.

The whole point is to create drama and conflict. That's why you choose worthless and semi-worthless people, not some survival experts.

>Properly unwashed cunt and ass

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Theres some...idunno, hungarian or czech or some sorta slavic or thereabouts naked dating show called Adam Looking for Eve (youtube it) that shows uncensored white european titties.

But only shower with your little girls when mommy and the boys are not around and you can freely enjoy the liberating mutual whole-body washing. Just teach them how enjoy recieving and giving. It can safely go on until the late teen age, by that time they will be your perfect little triple-whole opened fucking-sucking-swallowing machines.

>tfw ate out my ex one time after she'd driven 6 hours from visiting her dying ass grandma

I didnt let her shower, just straight dug in when she got home.

based thot

I'm 30 this year and for several years have been so jaded with women and sex that nine times out of ten I go soft inside them because I can't be bothered to be doing it and I no longer see the point of it. I masturbate out of habit but nothing turns me on anymore. I've tried stopping for a while but when I don't jack off for longer than a week my body just forgets how to feel horny.

based and incestpilled

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I've had a similar problem but cutting out extreme porn has helped immensely. Your problem sounds like a visit-to-the-therapist kind of problem though, not mocking you.

user...

>the pungent cunt fumes.....
hnnggggggggggggg

Baby wants milkies

It runs deeper than you think. I don't even watch porn anymore, the only thing I can get off to is getting into girls iClouds and Snapchat Memories and pilfering private nudes.

I’m 33 and still waiting for the random inconvenient boners to stop. I have jerked off twice a day on average for two fucking decades at this point. Someone send help.

Did any of them bring a tarp or are they not allowed to?

It was pretty damn good eating out then fucking.

Sex with a girl who is depressed is the best. You can do whatever the fuck you want to her and she'll accept it because she's getting attention.

why does american television feel the need to censor all nudity, especially in completely non-sexual contexts?

lol same with single moms... women just crave male attention

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Thank god you are a loser incel who will never have a child.

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What does your hatred of Japanese rice wine have to do with naked and afraid? Stay on topic please.

WE ARE MEN OF SCIENCE

Yeah, it's totally true.

Thought they did have one bitch bring a gas lighter once that ended up being pretty damn useful.

IMO the best supplies have been:

Knife
Rope
Lighter

Heh.

shut up rogan

Did you start taking an anti depressant recently?

t. 29 year old straight white male

Want to know how I know you're a virgin?

99% of the time the knife/hatchet/axe ends up being the most useful item.

Although, the Duck Tape ended up being surprisingly useful that one time. If someone brought a big enough roll of it then it could be supremely useful in constructing basic rope and even sheets that could be cobbled together as a tent.

>not trying to shill or countersignal but
lol

>That's why you choose worthless and semi-worthless people, not some survival experts.
how am I supposed to believe that these candidates don't research survival in nature before they go there? they must have weeks or months to prepare. how can anyone suspend their disbelief for this shit?

For me, it's Karra.

>inb4 me on the right comments

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Me on the left ;)

Haha yeah because if they showed my asian gf, white roasties would all simultaneously commit suicide over how attractive and resourceful and loyal she is.
Haha white roasties always get triggered so easily when I walk by them with my asian gf lol!

>advising user to cut his penis down just because he smokes or drinks

Wew, lad.

33 and I still get weird boners, but making out doesn't get me hard anymore luckily cause I used to end with massive blue balls.

I remember the duck tape guy. Easily one of the most underrated survival items brought on the show.

My personal all time dumb women failures are the one who brought the compass when they were in the middle of the Sahara (aka open skies and easily navigable with the sun/stars) and the one that brought a single can of bug spray that ran out the first night.

Its not even that, but the producers a lot of time force drama or even set shit up.

Like one girl that they kept trying to force to talk about her dead dad even though it was years before and she'd dealt with it. And then there's other times when MIRACULOUSLY, one of them brings home some big ass meal with zero effort when they've been supposedly starving for like 3 days.

bluechew.com/

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I bet you could kill a man with your cumsock

>duck tape
>duck

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>I still get weird boners
>making out doesn't get me hard anymore

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W I S C O N S I N

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Let me guess: This is from a french movie?

Yeah, if a pussy smells from that far away, it's got a nasty as fuck smell up close. nope

IMO the biggest failures are:

The one that brought goggles because they couldn't swim without eye protection in fresh water.

The girl who brought the one person hammock and DIDN'T think to use it as a crabbing/fishing next and forced they guy to set it up for her every night so she could sleep.

ah yes, the bewitching odor of freshly rotten fish

You know that duck tape is a super strong version of duct tape that is sold commonly right? Sometimes known as gorilla tape.

Working out makes me horny so I always just rub one out when showering unless I hit myself with a cold shower.
Glad that the showers are separate from the women's or I'd be charged with shit.

>bewitching odor
What did she mean by this?

>not trying to shill or countersignal
who the fuck talks like this. you fucking robot goon

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german

That fuckin webm

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crabbing/fishing net*

that sounds disgusting

>stronger version is called "gorilla"
I wonder who was behind that decision.

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It's literally just sugary wine user. SUGARY FUCKING WINE.

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what the fuck

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Under certain conditions, that would be a good thing. Keeping track of when she'll start bleeding all over the fucking place is ideal for avoiding other predators, but since they are never really in danger, yeah that's fucking retarded.

>The smell alone of unwashed vagina and ass would cause excessive boneritis

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That would be my second guess, so good enough

What does pussy taste like

I want to smell Daisy's asshole and pussy fumes so bad bros....

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Ok, tier time

>Patrician tier
Faintly smelly pussy

>Normal tier
Fresh out of the shower pussy

>Plebeian tier
Fishy and/or strong, odorous pussy

This. Duck is a brand and Duck Tape is a product. Therefore every Duck tape is duct tape, but not every duct tape is Duck tape.

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Nigga you been eating too much onions

Best tier is
>strong smelling pussy that you enjoy, then she showers and comes back for round 2 smelling fresh

Like bitter piss and sweat with salty particulates.
I don't know why women like sucking dick either.

How?

Do women think the same thing about smelly dicks, lads?

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If they have dicks yeah.

>other predators

Yeah things could get rough if it was real. Especially with the girl bleeding.

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Like salt and however you imagine the word “cunt” tasting

>Do women think
no

Gorillas are fucking strong as shit for only weighing around 300-400 pounds.

kek, no, of course not. They do like your body's smell though, especially near the chest, neck, armpit area.

>t.

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>When you reach your thirties and sometimes even your late twenties yiy start to get erectile dysfunction
Lol no dude. Maybe for fatasses and soiyim with gyno, but for a normal healthy man with normal blood pressure and high T, it doesn't typically happen until your late 50s early 60s. And even then it doesn't ever really have to happen if you can somehow stay healthy into old age.

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Somebody once told me that women can "feel" it when a man hasn't masturbated in a while and feel more attracted to those men.

Like invisible pheromones radiating off men or somthing

Melissa Miller was my favourite contestant

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Nieve

Strawberry shortcake

An honest question, can guys still smell it through the Vagisil or do they just pretend not to as to not offend?

My gf in college had this weird pussy stank that just clung onto everything. I would wash and wash my hands but my fingers would still reek like pungent puss for a day. I wouldn't call the scent "bewitching", but even though it wasn't necessarily pleasant there was something that made my brain just want to smell my fingers again and again.

My wife has a much lighter smell which is much more preferable. Depending on where she is in her cycle sometimes i can just catch a tiny whiff when we're in bed and then the dick is diamonds.

Depends on the pussy. Try your precum, it's salty and a little bit tangy, imagine something similar to that, plus some sweat if she hasn't showered in a few hours.

sex is evil

>My gf in college
If the smell persisted after washing your hands, she most likely had a health problem, not an STD

Yeah that's what the smell is meant to do. Our brains love that shit even if its sometimes strong or even jacked up. I'd do the same thing with an old girlfriend of smelling my fingers even a day or two after. And I remember after fucking, I could smell her pussy scent all around my junk when I whipped my dick out to piss.

Good times.

yo your gf legit had a yeast infection

>open
Yeah we're not doing that again

Too /fit/ + BIG ASS silicon tiddies. Hot AF but still. She looked real bad after the 21 days.

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You got pavlov's dogged into liking it

Pheromones aren't supposed to smell of anything

>it's salty and a little bit tangy
so it would go well to dress salads?

I used to stick my fingers all around my ass and jam them in my exs mouth and let her suck on them when we were fucking just cuz she was a nasty bitch

Pheromones in humans don't exist

this
when doing doggy with my ex I'd gag if she pooped within the last day.

In my life I have been around two nasty ass pussies., both of them cheap whores. The first girl was ungroomed. She had visible hair on her body and hairy vag. Probably a druggie of some sort. The second was a fat chick who lived in a messy place and probably didn't groom either.

Their pussies were so nasty, my hands reaked after. The smell was so bad and strong it clinged to my phone and keys since I held them in my hand. Even pulling over to pour my bottle of water on my hands barely changed anything.

My ex could tell when I hadn't beat my dick in a while because she said I got a look in my eyes that said "fuck time" when she'd come over or even when we video called.

So its probably just a metaphorical smell, like when people say they can "smell the desperation" or "feel the tension".

Actually, yes. You can even make yogurt out of pussy juice

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

I still get spontaneous boners in my thirties.

Yeah, even a faint smell of ass and I'm changing position. Thank god that rarely happens though

I don't watch this show, but I remember there were a bunch of commercials for an ep where it was two chicks and a dude, and one of the chicks was a hot yoga instructor and the other chick was some dykey looking uggo feminist. The commercials implied the dude was banging the yoga chick and the dyke was crying about being ignored.

Yes. But the balls smell worse for some reason. Generally men smell bad down there unless they’ve just showered because they can’t wipe their asses competently.

come to think of it she was kind of chubby, and the first girl I was with was super skinny, and I never got that smell in that position with her.

>rarely happens
same lol especially since its been 3 years

Is this a French movie?
It sounds French

This one.

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>whining about freaks on Yea Forums
lol fuck off retard

Makes sense, chubby = swamp ass

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Gee what a hard fucking choice lads

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a little tangy until you add hot sauce, then it is great

The eternal redditor

Why did they censor that dude's chest?

i would take an asian 3rd worlder raised on the rice paddies in a survival situation over a 1st world white roastie

Why even film such a show if you're just going to censor the everloving crap out of it?

>implying that the dudes being useless somehow makes the femoids useful

Americans.

Tattoo probably had a curse word.

Shit I forgot to link it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vzl5vJUjzgk

Israel loving boomer christcucks, bro. Fucking menace they are.

it tastes awful but it turns me on.

>When you reach your thirties and sometimes even your late twenties yiy start to get erectile dysfunction

Bro, I'm sorry. that fucking sucks.

But that's not true for most men.

You need to get yo ass checked

Unseasoned chicken lol

salty milk and coins

Nice fanfic

>This is why you gotta shower with your kids

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>Yea Forums - Stank-Ass Pussy and Stank-Ass Ass Discussion

Yeah, the taste is objectively not pleasant, it's the connotation of having the privilege to lick that cunt that we love.

I very much doubt those who say that they love the taste, actually love the taste and not the act itself.

Liev, leave.

>not trying to shill or countersignal
If you're gong to post here then at least don't actually post like a redditor. They always need a paragraph preface about how their opinions are always completely subjective and have no bearing on reality etc. etc. etc

Just say what you want, it's fucking Yea Forums, who's going to judge you?

Strange, but I used to melt chocolate on my girl’s anus and dip strawberries in it.

like a bag of coins and salty milk

>stinky shit balls
hello amerifat

exactly andre

Depending on the chick, its either been really enjoy the taste and the act, or just enjoy the act and put up with the taste.

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90% of the time, the girl finishes solo. So....yea. It does

Feels like the show is just another girl power bullshit

jej

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But it's just slightly salty and mucousy. Would you ever drink a cup of pussy juice like that?

I mean, the taste is passable/bearable most of the time, but it's not something I'd want in my mouth in any other case.

Sounds like Death-grip Syndrome to me. Lay off the porn buddy. Go on a jog or workout to exhaust your frustration

If we're being fair, the men's island would probably have the equivalent of a whiny drama queen, and that's a typical stud who wants to one up everyone else.

>Would you ever drink a cup of pussy juice like that?
Paula Patton’s, Freida Pinto’s or my high school waifu yeah.

yeah but they'd be able to settle their differences

you can use the hair as string or netting actually

You're missing my point user, the reason we like it is because of sex, not because it's an objectively nice taste.

Haha if only you knew fuck she didn’t even know I was doing it but did it anyway because she was a fuck toy

>fuck chick I'm seeing
>go home and sleep
>wake up the next day, go piss
>smell her pussy scent on my ding dong
based

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Please don't. Semen isn't water soluble and creates a mess.

there are always going to be difficult characters but everyone falls into line sooner or later for the wellbeing of the group. And they can joke about their disagreements over the fire which they all contributed to. As opposed to the women who are always thinking about who knows what and not cooperating.

True.

Try growing a beard, you get to sleep with pussy smells surrounding you.

Non sexual nudity is some of the sexiest nudity. Letting nudity go abound removes the mystery and luster from it all.

That's it, I'm never having sex again.

no fucking way

A man should be able to ejaculate as often per day as he is years old, otherwise he might have testicular cancer.

>Non sexual nudity is some of the sexiest nudity.
This. Remote tribal docs where the women air their tits and ass are my fetish

Hello red dit. We both know she was just saying that to try to be cutesy and get you interested in her. We also both know that during many of the times she said that during your obvious long distance relationship that she was trying to keep you from doing it. We also know that you still were and lying about it. Bye red dit.

If you're a femanon, just make sure your ass was washed between shitting and having sex and you'll be alright

I had to keep from gagging I felt so bad. One time I saw a tiny piece of tp and almost lost it. Not in a cracking up way either.

>i cultivate my own yeast infection
thots are seriously human garbage

Depends on how horny am I desu.

That's probably where I got that from too. We had a subscription to National Geographic as a kid, and those were most likely the first tits I saw.

My cousin in law Zack Buck went on the show. He made it all 21 days. His co star was some latina midget that couldn't last one week.. The very first day she refused to put mud on her skin and it caused her to overheat and dehydrate. Apparently she asked the producers if they had any weed and she stole a backpack from one of them. I think her name was Aften or some shit.

>white people

What episode?

Me, I judge both you and him to be a cunt

why are women considered human again?

Actually that's pretty unlikely if there's no women around. When there's no women around to impress the dynamic of the group changes dramatically, which is also exactly why boys' nights are always ruined when someone decides to invite a woman.

>turn 90
>have to cum 90 times or the cancer gets me

I like eating pusy until I get pusy juice on my face and when I eat my boogers later it tastes like dried pusy juice

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We have the same show in France, it's disgusting because they're entirely naked and too inept to immediately find things to cover themselves. The whole show, there genitals and ass are coveredwith mosaics but you still can see. The episode I watch was utterly pathetic, it was a dyke from the army and a pansy who decided to save energy but going on a diet indefinitely, he lost weight and energy and basically spent the whole month just waiting, he was like a death camp survivor. Meanwhile the dyke was grabbing coconuts and shits and teasing him during the whole journey. The guy almost died. It was ridiculous.

>pansy who decided to save energy but going on a diet indefinitely, he lost weight and energy and basically spent the whole month just waiting
this would be me desu

>thinking about all the blowjobs girls gave me before I had good dick hygiene

I’m so sorry, Emily and Kristen.

...

What a cute butt

It's a deadly cycle. He didn't want to wate energy looking for food, so he just sat there, but without food he had no energy, as time passed he was completely apathetic and could barely hold a cup to drink. It's the dyke that brought him food. I suspect the prodcution gave her fruits directly because they got worried about that imbecile. It's a survival game and he went into hibernation instead.

but they had an asian girl in there and she was more emotional unstable than every other girl in the show

>too inept to immediately find things to cover themselves
use your lil noggin user i think it was a fully conscious decision

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>Properly unwashed cunt and ass

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Not welcome here dan

Fasting is the worst possible thing you can do in a survival situation.

he's just doing a bit, user. quit being pedantic (and don't call me out if i used that word incorrectly or i'll call you a geek - i'm not playing)

I doubt it's fake, it's shows how incompetent Women are, no show would do that on purpose

im underweight and i have swamp ass during a hot summer. i hate it so much.

>The smell alone of unwashed vagina and ass would cause excessive boneritis
Disgusting Raaj

imdb.com/title/tt4679446/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

The girl was the epitome of trashy boners. Had a nice ass but you will definitely hate her immediately.

Like piss and sweat. If she's not a hog and actually washes beforehand then unfortunately it's still piss and sweat.
I like it though...the ass too. I'm one dirty birdie.

bags of sand

When you're actively sweating, with little to no food, nutrition, or water, then sex won't be on your mind. Especially if you're loyally married and over the age of 30. Unlike horny teenagers, adults don't crave sex all the time. Porn =/= sex

Dide, that's not true at all
If you talk over self experience, you are either a sedentary fatass or a frequent smoker
Probably both

>Brown people are in touch with nature

lol, i love this meme

If I don't masturbate in the morning I get erections all day and I'm too weird, fat and awkward to be strutting around the office with my cock rock hard.

Thanks

>Our bodies were not meant to be enclosed
is that why we literally fucking die without clothes

What's censored on the bottom?

>Unlike horny teenagers, adults don't crave sex all the time.
lolwut

t. 32 year old boomer

Has there ever been a girl on here without fucking tattoos?

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Zack is actually a real POS. My cousin (his wife who is shown in the show) was a double major in finance/accounting and leads a team of forensic accountants at a pretty swanky firm in the city. Zack drives a UPS truck. He was a wilderness instructor out in Utah but there isn't a big market for that here. He worked several part time retail jobs and had a short lived stint as a union painter. He's chronically unemployed and lives off of his wife entirely.

I'm a combat vet that's also chronically unemployed but I at least support myself and have lived by myself for five years now.

>Therefore every Duck tape is duct tape
duck makes all kinds of tapes. Not just duct, skippy

I've only seen clips, but most of the clips I've seen are the pussiest of men being pussies while the women are shown as normal and just dealing with shit.

>haha, I eat a onions rich diet
No wonder. Enjoy your hormonal imbalance.

>Properly unwashed cunt and ass

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Lacey was the best. Most entertaining contestant ever

You’re the one with low test bud.

Women weren't always like this.

Men resolve conflict far easier than women do. We have to. Women don't because they usually can get a guy to do it for them.

you sure?

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>Properly unwashed cunt and ass
thats interesting

>not trying to shill or countersignal
based refugee

his answe would be drowned in accusations of bad faith and then disregarded

>unwashed vagina and ass
Jesus...

Wetlands. German. Thot be a thot, family drama ensues.

that pic. Fukken lol for some reason

>humans don’t have pheromones you retard.
Do they put a helmet on you when they let you outside, buddy?

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Do people realize you are saying men can't get hard over women over the age of 30 and not criticizing men at all? Or did you?

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I HAD NO WAY OF MAKIN' A POST
HAD TO LEAVE MY REDDIT BROS
PERMABANISHED REFUGEE
ON THE RUN FROM TWITCH TV
NO MORE SOI LEFT IN MY CAN
TIMES ARE TOUGH IN MY HOME LAND

MAKIN' MY WAY ON TO Yea Forums
MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME STAY UNBANNED

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Meant for

i used to have to tell my ex to go and have a wash, im a foreskinlet and always pristine but this bitch could be nasty at times. sex is highly overrated

I once drank a glass of whole orange juice and noticed it left an aftertaste like... pussy. It's a little sour and salty, but leaves a surprisingly sweetish taste in your mouth, but very vague.

this fucking thread, man

Yes goy, its just white women that are like this, niggers and chinks are better you should marry one goy

Like the inside of your cheek, but slightly cuntier.

Don't fall for the asian gf meme, american asian girls are coldhearted manipulative psychos even worse than white women.

Your only option is FOB and that is pathetic tbqh.

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>not trying to shill or countersignal but
the fuck lad?
but it is true there are several episodes where the guy is the one thats useless

I'm 31 and still get random boners like I did as a teenager. I also have a healthy sex life. I think you should see a doctor user

the absolute state of wh*te (((women)))

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>Tfw almost 40
>Still get half mast if an attractive woman passes close enough to me that I catch the scent of her hair or perfume

Get your T levels checked if you aren't shitposting. Something is wrong with you.

oh shit lads should i open it?
what is it?

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nope, they definitely realize when they smell it
smells like women's public restroom

full mast

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>Twice a day

Rookie. Am 36 and still can fuck twice a day and bang out 4 more when the woman isn't around/is too sore.

if only breh... if only

I had a one time self contest to beat Brock Samsons record of how many times I could jerk it in a single day. My dicks just never been the same since. 24

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>It does
It literally doesn't. As a fan of the series and someone that has watched every episode, they should rename the show to "Naked and Starving for 21 Days and Sorta Waiting it Out". It's rare that anyone at all is a useful person.

nice pajeet, nice one.

idk why this disgusts people so much
I know all of you have gotten a whiff of your ball musk and went for seconds. It's the same shit but the musk is coming from a clam instead. It's not a fish smell if the girl isn't a disgusting ham planet.

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Not gonna lie to you incels... the pussy stench whilst a bitch is on her period is potent and mesmerizing.... You need to experience it at least once before you die. Their pussies puff up and the fumes are godly.

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Stop falling for the visible diversity meme. That uppity slope was a white woman.

>they can’t wipe their asses competently.
how does one wipe or clean their ass competently? asking for my grandfather

>this post
pls user. muh fucking dick

Do you /pol/tards think this shit is witty or clever?

>Do women think
top kek. nice one user

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