/got/

Not starting off well.

No one even died this last episode nor did we see anything other than Winterfell.

>more manlet jokes
she can't keep getting away with it

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Are the spoilers true?
Will NK really did next episode?
I can't believe it.

it started out weak but the episode was actually better than I expected. thought they had dabid'ed it up again for a moment there.

arya and dany scenes were pure cringe tho

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>and everyone literally clapped

serious question: did clapping exist back in medieval times?

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why did she have to die

Yes most actors are average height, but on screen they try to portray them as if they were legit tall.

Does anyone know whether Jon is supposed to be short in the books, too? I don't remember.

the writers really thought these first two eps could coast off nothing but characters meeting for the first time or again after a long absence and we're supposed to love it even though they're giving us nothing except sansa acting SUPER cunty and cringy scenes with precocious little kids.

now watch as the entire white walker plot is rushed and wrapped up in a single episode

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More like bad writing edition lol

Oh god no please don't kill loli mormont, please no, they wouldn't do this would they?

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>post yfw over 6 feet

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yes

Ser Barristan Selmy? Yep... they don't make knights like that anymore...

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you could watch game of thrones after season 4 with every arya scene cut out, and the show would be better off for it

Dany won't forgive Jon, even though he did nothing wrong.

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IN THE HUSHING DUSK UNDER A SWOLLEN SILVER MOON

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Emilia Clarke acting is terrible

i refuse to believe this

THE BOAR IS A WHORE NED

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Are these guys even real jews? The writing is 100 iq tier

> rewatching season 6
> Arya gets stabbed in the gut Talisa style, Talisa died immediately but she can still run away, run around and fight
> in the finale, Lancel gets shivved by a small child and can't even walk anymore, just barely crawl

What did they mean by this?

Not to mention that it makes no sense luring him downstairs in the first place because that just increased the chance of the blowup from zero to more than zero.

it's just slapping your hands together, why wouldn't it?

only in america

Jon is like 15 in the books, so probably not that tall

Didn't they clap on Season 1 at Loras during the tilt?

>episode 1: Jon finds out he targayrnn
>episode 2: Dan finds out he targyrnny

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She's only good about pretending to be pleasant and failing.

Apparently Sophie Turner remarked on Kit's height during production and it became an inside joke.

tumblr.com/search/game of thrones/recent

heh

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People have been clapping for millennia.

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>waiting 8 seasons for the NK to destroy literally everything
>dies like a jerk in episode 3

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It would be shorter, that's for sure, but it would still suck dicks

genuinely liked arya early on. can't stand most of her scenes now, something about her is really annoying now.

Wait did the new episode leak online or did HBO put it up on demand early because of Easter?

Gotta think of the audience.

Why is the night king going after Bran

Why is Jon always looking off into the horizon or in the crypts staring at his dead family half the show

>I've changed
>He fought our house
>We all fought the Starks before, now we're defending their castle

Yes, those are things we're witnessing happen

For me, it's House Thenn

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where's episode 2?

>mfw I see Gilly
Fucking hell this soup must've been good

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How are these leaks getting out? Why doesn't the person with access to them just leak the remaining 4?

>Samwell, bring the lemon cakes

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>implying he's going after bran

Bran remembers things and that's bad for some reason.

Oh god please yes.

based band
based boomer Davos

> Arya gets stabbed in the gut Talisa style, Talisa died immediately but she can still run away, run around and fight
It is bullshit but comparing a trained assassin and a nurse doesn't really work. Differing mental forititude and physicality.

>retarded people still ship Jonsa
>when it's obvious she's way more into Theon

if only the lad still had a cock

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FOR ME IT'S HOUSE BOOOOOOOOOAR

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he wants his boipussi

>I have a son, you have a daughter. We'll join our houses.

THAT'S MY BOY

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Wait so Rhaegar is also a manlet isnt he?

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Bran is Wikipedia.
Shutting down Wikipedia is part of his plan.

They really should have filmed that scene.

It was a sweet scene. Shame that show Brienne is too much of a cunt for me to get emotional about it.

You think anyone uses Bran to go wiki-walking?

guessing that the white walker plot will end next episode or the episode after that. all the Cersei stuff is seriously going to be the end of the series. bleh.

Same, but I know why. In the first seasons she was a tomboyish young girl. Very endearing and entirely believable.
Now she is a ninja superhuman warrior WIMEN. Completely retarded.

Why is there so much crossover between Stannis and Jamie fans?

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Granted. You now have a herpes infested pussy that smells rotten and leaks yellow puss.

Yes

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ummm who is the first person that Daenerys said that she trusts with her life besides Jon?

I have a boar, you have a dragon
we'll join our houses

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Bran saw he had sex with all of his brothers

I suppose people living in the harsh conditions north of the wall are adapted to be capable of gaining more from meagre portions

Gilly's metabolism just wasn't ready for southern plenty

AZOR JAIME OR RIOT

littlefinger

WHY
THE FUCK
HASNT THERE BEEN
A SANSAN REUNION/????

AND WHY DOES NOBODY CARE

I WANT SANSA AND THE HOUND TO INTERACT AND FOR THE HOUND AND BRIENNE TO BECOME HER KNIGHTS TOGETHER

absolute unit

They said it would look too comical.

The second episode wasn't too bad. Better than last week. Might have started with that one right away, last one was shit.

Arya though gives me incredibly creepy vibes. Maybe it's her acting, but maybe she's a faceless man after all?

Germany Amazon fucked dup.

team Jaimsa ftw

why the fuck is gendry so impressed by this
why did they need to cgi in a fucking knife throw
why couldn't fat shit maisie williams spend a week learning how to properly throw a knife for a major acting role instead of smoking weed and sucking dicks
what is this shit

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What is wrong with british women?

Drogo

Her rapist.

if i remember correctly there were some jokes about jon being short in the books too

manlets are getting btfo in every medium

i mean, did they use clapping as a sign of acceptance/approval back then?

>Tyrion asks Bran to tell him his story
>"Come on, Bran, tell me your story, we are trapped here whole night."
>Next cut is Tyrion drinkong with Jaime.

Is Bran that boring?

they're trying so fucking hard to convince us that she's a badass

i think this episode was pretty great, it's been a long time since we got one this good

This, it’s like how the Nazis burned books to destroy jewish lies. The Night King knows Bran will use his powers of knowing all to make up slanderous lies about the Night King and people will belive him so he has got to go.

Damn I couldn't even spoil this episode for normalfags if I've tried. Literally nothing happens.

GODS SHE WAS FAT

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Shut up, you fat fuck.Foolish woman, Sansan won't happen in the books either.

>be Jon
>be one of the best swordsmen in Westeros
>have more experience being North of the Wall than anyone else
>be the Messiah of your fictional universe
>people are so loyal to you they'd die following you
>be the heir to the Iron Throne
>have a pretty face and great hair
>/fit/ as fuck
>women make fun of you for being 5'7"
never thought anything would make me feel bad for manlets or that someone could make me get bored of manlet jokes but d&d have done it

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>"DABID, white people are racists!"
>"DABID, they don't let women be knights!"
>"DABID, woman can lead, and they're good at it!"
>"DABID, little girl wants to fight, that'll teach em!"
>"DABID, virgins don't deserve sex lmao!"
>"DABID, short men amirite?"
fucking hell

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Why couldn't see do all 3?

>why did they need to cgi in a fucking knife throw
real obsidian would shatter like glass if it was thrown with enough force to stab into something

>spend years learning to use a rapier
>Also I can throw knives haha

Arya is dead. She's a faceless (wo)man

Tyrion now knows what Bran can do and will probably counter him as part of his betrayal.

Ah ok thanks user

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Sandor and Sansa have almost no connection in the show. They shared like two scenes together.

Chickenfinger is alive and he's pissed

SanSan is the most roastie tier ship, fucking die

Isn't there a scène of waif throwing a knife?

Got in modern times, when?

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patricians

will my ISP send me an angry letter if I torrent GOT?

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Cope, manlet.

THAT COMMON GIRL OF YOURS, GILLY WITH HER GREAT BIG TITS YOU COULD BURY YOUR BOAR IN

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Is the Crusader Kings 2 mod any good

that arya sex scene tho

Yes

Am I giving D&D too much credit or is this going somewhere? Tyrion gets Bran to tell him something important that he uses for his betrayal or something. Can't think of what though.

WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE
WHERE IS MELISANDRE
>WHERE IS MELISANDRE

post it

F

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tfw the three eyed raven is actually playing 300D chess and is the real villain all along

it's even worse, the only thing she practiced was getting her ass beat and washing bodies/floors

only if you play as baratheon during the valyria era and enslave the valyrians. sire 50 dragonspawn bastards and ride a dragon

Like Momoa

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>eunuch jokes
>jon is a manlet jokes
They're like children. Laugh at their joke once and they'll just run that motherfucker into the ground.

Little Sam is Azor Ahai

Are they really letting Theon protect Bran from ice king?

>only have 6 episodes to wrap up literally every single plot in the show
>spend the 1st 2 doing nothing

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>want to lure in the NK to attack Bran
>lol let's leave him in the godwood

why? that means the NK needs to breach the Northern army's lines outside AND make it past Winterfell's battlements. like put Bran outside on one of the flanks of the army

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season 8
six episodes
1&2 are act 1
3, 4 & 5 are act 2
6 Wraps it up

Bran already knows what Tyrion will do.

I fucking hate this "stoic, emotionless badass" archetype that every character has devolved into.

sucking brans cock in secret stfu

Arya fucking Gendry is a big spoiler to normies.

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>Big reveal to character X
>Cut away to next scene before they can answer
This episode was the biggest cocktease I have ever seen for the sake of contrived drama.

>It would make you the last living male heir to House Targaryen.
>You'd have a claim to the Iron Throne.
>*horn blows*

So did they just walk upstairs all the way to the castle wall in silence?

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Night King is future Bran obviously

why walk when everyone can teleport

Why did they make fun of Jon Snow's height again? Is he really that short?

GODS HE WAS A BIG GUY FOR YOU

Why don't the men just physically overpower Sansa the Fridge and Bitch Queen who keeps talking about how she wants to reinstate evil

I mean, she can just marry him.
Why would this bother her?

need melly back

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WHERE IS THE NUDE ARYA WEBM YOU FUCKIN QUEERS

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If they kill everybody unimportant in the third episode, there will still be enough time.

Isn't Beric Dondarrion on Arya's list? Why doesn't she kill him?

Yo. Pass me the link fgts

>dress like a thot slag
>refuse to show tits and ass on /got/
Really, now?

This

I really can't get though episode 2. 15 minutes in and the writing is so bad I had to close the tab. This is the young and the restless tier womans network garbage.

Also incest which we brush over

They're strong men who hold their ideals with value, not flawless people but they're good.

>So did they just walk upstairs all the way to the castle wall in silence?
yes dany like playing that game where they walk long distances without saying anything like at dragonstone

same, it's really obnoxious.

Is Jon a manlet in the books? I'd be pissed if I was Kit

What happened to her? Is she pregnant or she just rediscovered the fine British pastry?

funny how Brienne is showing more character and emotion than any other female in this show

he's not on her list anymore since gendry survived and he forgave beric. not sure about melly though

wouldn't it be a twist if everything that happened was brans fault

SHE REFUSED TO GET NAKED, THE BITCH, HOW DARE SHE RITE?

LF confirmed

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because "REEEE THE THRONE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE"

He's 5'3 or 5'4, he's barely taller than Emilia Clarke who is 5'2

What an absolutely based episode. So much attention to detail and all the little things that have a huge impact over all. Damn I tempered my expectations going in this season but its already hitting it out the park. We may actually hit Season 5 level quality, never thought it'd be possible in my lifetime. So stoked for ep 3, bet its gonna be some grade A kino.

She likes to rule and all, though Jon doesn't really care about ruling the seven kingdoms so i don't know what the point of this scene was

There's something just so juicy about women in their prime 18-21.

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YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB ARSE WITH A FAT BOAR DID YOU KNOW THAT
ONE BALL AND NO BRAINS
BANCEL BANNISTER, WHAT A STUPID NAME

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>forgetting about lyanna mormont

retard

yeah by Yea Forums standards, starks are the manlets and lannisters are chads

Everyone was shitting on her character when it first appeared.
Now she is the only female character that can be taken seriously.

still don't get why that line triggered reddit so much. Who wouldn't want that bad pussy?

She wants to be the ruling monarch and not a consort, Westeros culture dictates Jon would get it because he's a man.

At least he's getting Dragon pussy. I'm getting nothing. Why do I even work out really.

Dunno, but for one thing he has brown hair and looks really similar to Ned, more than the other Stark children

>White boy begins a campaign of human genocide so everyone can forget that the forest nymphs were mean to him.

~~~DaMaGeD~~~

EVERYONE MUST KNOW MY PAIN!

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This is turning into a very expensive soap opera

lyanna got upstaged hard this ep by that five year old who said she wanted to fight

She's wearing heels

So you didn't watch Sansa reunion with Theon?

So was Ilyn Payne, don't worry about it.

That sex scene with arya was the most disgusting thing in this tv show. Even more disgusting than the poop scene or the doves in the pie.

BOOOOOOOOOAR

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Friendly reminder that there will be a 15 year time skip after episode 5 and it will end with little Sam and old mentor Jaime finally killing the night's king

he's 5'8" which for woman is short enough to make fun of but not so short your existence makes them uncomfortable and are a pariah.

Yeah he got it from his midget mom's side. His dad should be some tall blonde guy.

she's still taller than him

probably because she's the only one whose "character development" isn't akin to retconning

I think Jon and just about everyone else is questioning her morals and ethics n shit

Bioweapon does it's job.

COPE

Jon is like 15 at the most recent point in the books, where he gets killed.

>characters look at each other or interact once
>people start 'shipping' them
what kind of mental illness is this?

Prime is 7-10 roastie

Kek complete seething, i wonder how twitter and insta reaction tomorrow.

I would give anything to get this ;__;

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You know what? i'm 5'7, a normal sized bloke and i'm getting fucking sick of movies and tv shows putting average sized guys down. That joke about Jons height was in poor taste. Imagine if it was reversed.

Based

>what about the North?

Why is Sansa worrying about politics when there's a literal army of the undead a few hours away? I mean, wait until AFTER the battle to worry about independence

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Boar wine, your grace?

based racist winterfell children.

this is bait of course but if what was reversed?

>NK dies next episode
>Last three episodes are dealing with Cersei
lmao

Jon killed a man for talking back to him and hung a confused child. He's the last guy that should worry about that.

>i'm 5'7, a normal sized bloke
Lmao. Cope manlet.
I bet you are balding too.

Open with caution

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>We may actually hit Season 5 level quality
They already did, user. Kek.

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SEETHING

This. I'm 6'4'' and I find it disgusting. At least call all the fatties fat too then, they can help it.

Dude, the manlet they were joking about is the closest thing to their in universe jesus and is practically the protagonist who cares.

>5'7, a normal sized bloke
Hahaha, I bet you think the average dick size is 5.5 as well

No, Jon walks upstairs in silence, Dany walks upstairs seething and grinding her teeth.

Based ball-less blackman will fight for the white raciss kids freedoms, just like real life XD

How can I make a donation so that doesn't happen?

same here but I'm 6'4"

Yeah dude, sorry you're so average.

I hate Arya so god damn much

hmm the night king isnt with them

TONIGHT ON /GOT/

HAMMOND CORRECTLY PREDICTS THAT NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE

MAY DISCUSSES STANNIS WITH ANGRY DRAGONFAGS

AND I BOBBYPOST

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Just imagine being Gendry...

BOAR BOAR, YOUR BOAR?

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Hes going to ride in on his ice dragon for sure

You mean the guy that killed his (to his knowledge at the time) dad and the kid who literally killed him.

Where did she get those two scars from? Stabbing scars would look different.

Has been the worst character on the show next to Dany for some time now

are the boobies cropped out

Says a lot about Gendry considering the last time he saw Arya was when she was like eleven years old.

/ourguy/

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its okay to jerk off to trannies user dont hate yourself

It's been so downhill since bad pussi

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Normie.

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>can't call someone fat because it's 'offensive'
>make fun of someone's height and everyone laughs
Explain this

lmao next ep there's going to be a moment where Jon is in danger and Daenerys can save him but is going to let him die calling it now

I'm not a manlet and I find it wrong too. Fucking normies i swear. They preach to no end about equality and what have you but they still do shit like this. Fucking niggers no morals.

>final season
>only seven hours left to wrap up everything
>spend a third of it doing fucking nothing
>major threat that has been building up for the entire series is dealt with in a single episode
BRAVO DABID

>well this is me

Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 15 year old girl from fleebottom. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only lie in that hay while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her unshapely body. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young peasant girls with perfect bodies shaped by working in the fields all day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get laid one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she asks for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this Castle before the eunuchs could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.

STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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there is no greater flag for me than the moment someone says the name of a ship, stay away from those people, high chance of psychotic breaks

Not even showing tits
What even was the point of that scene

reminder that Nikolaj is 50 years old

Fat people cant control their weight.
Manlets can control their height with lifts

I'M 5'3" THESE NONSTOP MANLET MEMES ARE RIPPING APART MY SOUL

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Just watched episode 2, lads. What did I did think of it?

So he irresponsibly used his power to take revenge on his subordinates? Yikes.

A WHOOOOOOOORE NED

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kino headcanon here

When Brienne stood up right after Jaime knighted her, he has a look of shock and disbelief on his face. Maybe during a short instant, the picture of his old brothers of the kingsguard flashed before his eyes, Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower, Oswell Whent, Lewyn Martell, Jon Darry, Barristan Selmy, and the memories of a time where being a knight meant something, long forgotten but brought back by Brienne of Tarth. Maybe for an instant, Jaime was back with his brothers.

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Thanks I hate it

People are making fun of Gilly weight for threads.

>tfw never experienced teenage lovemaking

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hey question:

Are Sansa and Tyrion still technically married? I can't remember. it's been a few years

plz respond

>tfw discount Shireen
Fuck, Davos doesn't deserve to suffer this way

good

Why is Dany calling it "Jon's war" and acting like trying not to die is a courtesy she's extending to the Northerners?

It's great, try it

I can't believe it.
That retarded fuck Cersei and his faggot boyfriend shouldn't be the last obstacle.

I'm short and I stopped caring long ago desu. It's just tiring dude

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT NED

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Cringe and DeviantArt tier

This. Tired of you manlets trying to pretend like you're actually "oppressed". The future is horizontal not vertical.

YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB BOAR WITH A BOAR ASS, DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

He killed people that stabbed him.

Imagine

They weren't his subordinates anymore

Not in the show.

this is a 10/10 in bongland

ja

criticising men is okay, women not so much okay sweaty

it should be >and you know you could eat every single chicken in this room before the eunuchs put you down

That looks like some of it might be true but it's speculation at best and most of it is just fucking retarded.

yes

If she is, she's guilty of polygamy and should be flogged.

Even more filler than last. If they cut they pointless singing, forge sex and knight RP the episode wouldn't even be 30min.

Splitting the last season into two was such a dumb decision.

Damn, why won't Tyrion die? He lives and forms a democracy???

well i'm glad you have the choice to stop caring, you privileged piece of sh*t. the rest of us have to suffocate with our care

Trips demand.
CEASE this faggottry.

CAREFUL user CAREFUL NOW

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He finally learned!

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Didn't you see how underwhelmed they looked after?

It's because the fats eventually rose up and busted people's balls about it.
Manlets are still pussies taking abuse.

Wheres the Bar girls reaction?

They never fucked so it doesn't really count

Jon's 5'6 so it's okay.

Next episode Baelishbros...

quick run down, where are those sisters and thier mother now, all dead except mother being raped or what

Marriage wasn't consummated so technicaly they're not officially married in the eyes of Westrosi law.

Spoil me the episode, Yea Forums.

Jewish intelligence is a myth though

oh true i remember littlefinger saying something about that I think

Hot pie.

Cersei should've died long ago
She goes batshit stupid after Jeoffery dies and makes some of the stupidest decisions in the entire show.
This whole last season should've been about dealing with the NK and the dead.

I never had sex before but why is Arya acting so smug and confident for her first time and is even the one on top even though it's her first time?

Didn't people joke about Sam being fat all the time?

all dead, mother is presumable alive in the black cells in the same cell as her dead daughter, being forced by Cersei to watch her decay

Jaime knights tyrion and bron for being his bros 4 life

A naked goblin makes a cameo

THATS MY BOY

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game of manlets

gendry destroys arya's direwolf with his warhammer

>first time

New thread

She's a fucking ninja assassin, why wouldn't she be confident?

Everyone in the nights watch thought janos slynt was a giant coward. Not only did Jon had the right to execute him when he refused his order but everyone was ok with it cuz he was just a burden. Even Aliser who fucking hates jon was ok with it. Also are you telling me that if you came back from the dead you wouldn't want to execute the person who illegally murdered and betrayed you?

Beyond that everyone is distrustful of Daenerys at the moment, she is getting increasingly emotional by the second and her anger is being put on others who trusted her. Ned's brother and father were burned alive by Dany's dad the same way Sam's were. It's not strange that Jon feels distrust in her for copying her dad's antics.

>Yikes.
Kill yourself.

Yep. I'm 5'1 and nobody makes jokes about my height, because it would be cruel.
5'7 get shit on for being short because in reality they are barely short.
If you get shit on for being short, that means you're normal short and you should feel good about that.

>they were scars
fuck I thought they were rolls

fuck off virgin

Because they have no idea how to write their "strong" women in any other way

AZOR JAIME. They lose the fight at Winterfell and have to retreat south, ending up in a fight with Cersei and her forces. The dragon(s) are incinerating everyone as Jaime kamikazes a fleeing Cersei in the flames, trying to kill her lest she escapes. He's initially fucked up by the Mountain but manages to get away from him and reach Cersei. As he chokes her with his golden hand he realizes he’s actually gripping with it; his golden hand aka Lightbringer coming alive in the dragon fire as Nissa Nissa is slain. The Mountain catches up to them but is too late, and Jaime rises from his sister’s corpse, flexing his golden hand before picking up a sword among the rubble. You can figure out the rest, i.e. Jaime kills the Mountain and then proceeds to best the Night King in 1v1 combat in the final battle.
That's enough fan fiction for today.

Why the fuck would Dany doubt Bran? Couldn't he prove his powers to everyone by telling them some shit he couldn't know? And if he didn't show his powers to others, why the fuck did the LF trial happen?

Why wouldn't she? She's a confident person after Bravos. Watch less anime, friend.

>episode 3, white walker war begins
>episode 4, white walker war ends
>episode 5, cersei war begins
>episode 6, cersei war ends, series ends

Dany tries to burn Jon with fire (maybe they will make it unintentional or to kill Nights King) but Jon is immune. Even though he got his hand burned from grabbing the lamp before and wasn't unable to fully use it.

the other one was better

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Why does no one think twice about Podrick having the biggest cock in all of Westoros and is bound to serve Brienne, the biggest woman in the kingdom?

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The Arya shit was so stupid. Just have her and the waif play cat-and-mouse all around Braavos for 2-3 eps then have Arya lure her into the dark room

kino

>Jaime kills the Mountain
nice trips, but D&D are obviously going to appeal to the redditors and have that stupid Mountain/Hound fight with Hound (probably) beheading his brother or setting fire to him (like Mountain did to Hound when they were young).

Theonsa will be canon.

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The best Kingsguard was Meryn Trant

GODS WHAT A STUPID BOAR

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I can make a better show in my sleep

So Gilly is pregnant or she just ate all the food that was stored in winterfell? She is just female version of Sam now

Kek Dinklage is a manlet too

HE AINT GOT NO DICK THO

brienne is a virgin

Poor girl went from a dwarf to a guy without a dick? Didn't Sansa suffer enough?

Someone tell me what happens in episode 2. It's so bad i can't finish it and the first 20mins nothing important happens.

> Oi gets a bit of sugah in me bowl, I does!

nothing happens
you can safely skip this episode

is this bait or anime-fag?

People just sit around, tell stories, Pod sings a song while it flashes to everyone important. Jon and the other two Nights Watch people still left have a funny moment.
Episode ends with White Walkers on their horses staring at Winterfell. No sight of the Night King.

skip every other episode while you're at it ant come back in twenty or so years when some hack finished writing the books after Martin died.

Did ep3 leak?

Pod's cock canonically is of average size.

Pod singing Jenny's Song was kino, everything else was meh to okay

One male heir is actually a Targaryan.

One is eternal creepled incel.

One female heir in love with eunuch.

It's all comes down to goblina and her bastard lover.

Ned should be proud.

Clapping has existed since humans created theater.

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>Sam telling the story to Jon's daughter

So one day your dad ate this wildling girl out before betraying her a little while later. This was almoat around the time this squire bang a bunch of whores and they said he had a massive dick.

Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard. You ate all the pies.

>acting

That's the thing. I acted like I wasn't a virgin when I first had sex too. Was shitting meself on the inside.

how come something so cold can be so hot?

There is only one throne

Why is it so small?

Jon doesn't even want to rule
so why does he care

Celebheights says he's 5'7