The names Bond, James Bond

I like this idea

Imagine if there was test you could perform on fetuses to determine whether or not they'll be an 8/10 or above. Every non-chad is aborted and spared the curse of life.

He is a bit bland but I can see it

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Good actor but doesn't really give off that sense of toughness. He's quite skinny and of course being short doesn't help with that either.

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Idris Elba is the only acceptable choice for a Bond now. Im getting sick and tired of Bond being played by whites all the time, I bet Idris or any other black dude would knock it out the park. Hell I dont even mind if Idris isnt selected, just not another fucking Caucasian please, theres enough of those around already.

hes older than craig when he started so no cigar

there is no one else left desu
he's good at drinking, check him out in Peaky, he can 100% handle it.
too bad there's no other white man available

He was kino in Uncle

Nice wig faggot.

here's a pity (you),keep trying slugger

I wish Man from UNCLE had done better, it was such a brilliant film.

>he's good at drinking, check him out in Peaky, he can 100% handle it.

Is he an alcoholic like Craig?

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Imagine him doing all the spy, sex, and espionage stuff in real life, except for the spy and espionage stuff. Haha

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He would be a great bond, but a classic bond. Maybe 90s bond. Not this grimdark shit sony has been shoving down our throats for a decade now.

Kino choice

sheeit nigga my imagination aint good enough for that

>just be yourself bro

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He would work as a more dry Bond, more like Connery

For England?

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I'd rather have an American bond than another fucking English one.

Based retard

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You've got more chance of black Bond than an American being one - Barbara Broccoli doesn't want either.

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In four season of Peaky he's always either drinking or smoking, he's probably up there.

Barbara is so based. No blacks, no women, no non bongs at all.

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>Not this grimdark shit sony has been shoving down our throats for a decade now

I know you're probably underage if the earliest Bond you've experienced is 90's Brosnan, but Bond has been gritty since the 80's when best boy Dalton took over for that clown Moore.

Implying he won't drop to A- list after The Witcher ineviable crashes and burns.

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More like James Bald lmao

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Is the world really ready for two blonde Bonds in a row?

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This was the scene where I knew the movie was pure kino.

>distance shooting
>one handed

He's some kind of Universal Soldier type experiment and has exceptional skills.

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Hello

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Isn't he a faggot? Bond can't start seducing faggots can he.

>acceptable
coldest kill in the series
youtube.com/watch?v=YELwJtgDkO8

>a gay american bond

Get out.

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That Brosnan pic might be out of date. His hairs all white and he has a beard now.

Dalton has aged like fine wine.

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I would still be an autistic fuck

its all so tiresome

Henry as Bond, Armie Hammer as Felix Leiter.

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Only weirdos on the internet consider that “balding” right? Normals don’t see him as bald, do they? Cuz my hairline is worse at 23

He has a "mature" hairline.
You should be fine so long as yours isn't degenerating.

im 20 and would murder for that hairline.

He kinda is. He missed the first callback telling him he got the part of Superman because he was playing World of Warcraft and participating in a raid for one of the expansions. He got offered to audition for Geralt from the fantasy series Witcher because he played the games and expressed interest.

He is also on the record saying he is scared to approach women and is/was single because of #MeToo and how approaching a woman in public is now seen as sexual harassment.

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White genes usually turn people into sour milk by 50 but Dalton aged so well it's almost crazy. The ones before him are almost unrecognizable other than Connery

They don't know what a widow's peak is, or attached/detached earlobes.

looks like a british Magnum P.I.

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he fucked downton abbey off, lost weight, toned up and followed his dreams. we can all respect that.

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What a based man

Him and Henry are some of the few men who can wear a moustache and not look like a homosexual.

Matthew Goode is actually the next Bond.

He seems like a pretty nice guy.

He'd fit Fleming's vision I suppose.

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>That list

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Would be kino

why does this board hate Diamonds? It's one of my favorites. The only bad part is that ridiculous chase scene with the moon rover

Then you'll just end up with a grading of 80-100 and anyone that's less than 99/100 would be considered ugly.

Yup. I made this a few years ago.

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>The name's Bond, James Rodriguez

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looks like a jawlet

Brosnan uses a machine gun at least twice in Goldeneye. I wouldn't be surprised if the kill count in that movie matched up to the rest up to that point in time combined

Get out, Yea Forums

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watched white collar and i couldnt believe this guy is a faggot. If I had that looks I could fuck any hot workmate celeb

Based as fuck. Dr no is fucking fantastic

>ywn be manly enough as Dan Stevens to wear a dress and heels and play WiiFit

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I want pierce back as bond, and instead of killing and spying, it's just him forcefeeding women to his image

>Bond
>facial hair

Pick only one

He can shave, we have the technology.

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I did recently plow through all the (non Craig) Bond movies, and I will say that by and large I liked the films most people hate and disliked the films most people love.
They usually fall into three categories: fun camp, slow but good and slow but bad. The "classics" like Goldfinger, FRWL and Thunderball did nothing for me because they were both slow and didn't really have a mystery to them. You already knew what was going on from the start. Dr No and to some extent HMSS were better because while they were slow there was a mystery that was revealed.

Then we have the campier ones that are just honest fun. Diamonds are Forever and Moonraker usually get shat on, but for me they were the best Connery and Moore films. I didn't care for Living Daylights but Licence to Kill was pure kino. My favourite overall though must be GoldenEye as it has the best mix of drama, action and camp. Later Brosnans get silly even though they're underrated.

>The "classics" like Goldfinger, FRWL and Thunderball did nothing for me because they were both slow and didn't really have a mystery to them.

The true classics are really the first three films - Dr. No, From Russia with Love and Goldfinger. Beyond those it's hit and miss but yeah there's something for everyone over all the films.

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Sure, but the rest is on point apart from the widow's peak

I think Roger Moore was also a flaming faggot but no one really cares.

Why the fuck is he running in a straight line towards a huge wall of rock not even trying to get behind cover?

Because he's a retard.

The name's Bond...Jane Bond

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