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>squeeeeeeee

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>Zero Sugar

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Pellegrino is my shit.

>*squeeeeeee!!!*

>pellegrino instead of Perrier of la croix
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>duplicate black widows
this sickens me on an additional level to the given level

Where's the broccoli flavor?

>not drinking water from your own well in the Northern European countryside
Enjoy your Jewish mind control chemicals.

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it's only okay if star wars does it

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but they're just cans. whats the point of collecting these?

How many Funko products do you own? And don’t lie.

>squeeeeeee

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Is American sparkling water different from European?

its not

>Thinking San Pellegrino is a richfag thing
It's affordable even on welfare.

>Reddit screencaps
Go back

I want to try cherry but the stores around me only carry blood orange. who the fuck wants orange in their coke?

Marketing is really good. I know this is liquid cancer but I kind of want the grape one

>don't care about anything else except cry over some fucking corporate product

Why is one facing the wrong direction?

Being euphoric and joyful when watching soulless CGI explosions is the only emotion the human capeshit cattle can mentally handle. Also diet sodas are basically liquid cancer.

>the grape one

Is Perrier acceptable?

>sugar causes diabetes
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the art looks like dogshit too FUCK these people

>a few years ago
>go shop
>buy 330ml coke for 50p
>2019
>go shop
>see 250ml coke for 90p

yh, no chance.

>feeling emotions over soda cans
A factory pumps out thousands of those things every second.

But I want a content aggregate

Fucking this. Why? The cans are odd number and arent aligned

Yeah I tried the orange one and it’s not good.

>Yea Forums making fun of this shit
>Meanwhile you faggots are all buying Monster Zero Ultra(which is also a product of Goga-Gola btw) because muh memes
lol zero self awareness

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do you unironically think arthouse or "high quality" independent cinema is more worthy of one's joy than corporate manufactured blockbusters? lmao

>thousands of humans are Bron every day therefore you shouldn't love your mom

>people who collect little anime girl figurines making fun of people for collect soda cans

Cringe

but user they've got pictures of the thing! you know the thing, it's recognisable!

>joy

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They added 2 new flavors. Haven't tried them yet.

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Oh the irony

Coke Zero > Coke > Literal Shit >>> Diet Coke

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Strawberry guava? Shit I kinda want that.

the blueberry flavor is awful

New blueberry one is bretty gud tbb

I unironically think that movies can bring out more intricate emotions than NPC's binary sad and happy code that they get from watching capeshit. They're mentally incapable of reflecting on subject of the movie.

>corporations suck
no shit

There is a difference between human beings and a corporate merchandise, but you wouldn't know that, would you?

Your mom loves you and gave birth to you and raised you, you absolute retard. When faced with the fact that you're projecting emotions that one should reserve towards other people or art towards extremely banal items, you just double down, fucking bugman, you are the epitome of hyper consumerism.

>why are we even here? just to suffer?
So that theory that earth is hell and we all already died is looking more and more feasible these days...

Who do I believe?

The power of strawman

I hope it backfires. Perquel trilogy merchandise everywhere was nothing in comparison to how much shit gets shoved down people's throats now.

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I think i'm gonna buy one of those actually, they look pretty cool, I hate coke though

i agree that capeshit sucks shit. but so do 'serious' films. if you basedface or cry during a tarkovsky/bergman film then you're worth every bit as ridicule as eric butts

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Yeah I wanna know this as well, why is that American calling it "European bubble water", sounds so redneck and ass backward, it's just called sparkling water, or mineral water, and Lidl brand, Saskia, is the best

Both new flavors are top tier.

pellegrino is always in bargain shops in the uk

you can get a case for £2

>DON'T COLLECT ANYTHING GOY EVERYTHING IS DISPOSABLE THROW IT AWAY AS SOON AS YOU CAN AND KEEP CONSUMING
I can play the regard game too.

They taste pretty meh, typical chemical fake flavour

hey posh cunt
it's called FIZZY WATER
now fuck off

This. I don't know if its a trick or not but coke zero tastes almost identical to the regular shit

That'd make sense if collectors reused their cans. If you and I drink 100 cans of soda over the next year, we'll have consumed the same, except you turned your house into a shrine to a monolithic company, whereas my cans were recycled into new ones.

Are you trying to suggest that NOT collecting things is a Jewish trick

>collectibles are reusable
Literally the opposite of their appeal, but okay.

these look neat, what is it

If you don't own these, you don't belong on Yea Forums, /pol/mblr

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no its not

its sparkling water or soda water

fizzy wateh is what chavs say

I know. But that user was implying that not collecting is an incentive to consume more, which is absolutely insane.

>pop vinyl
>approved

Go be a normie poser somewhere else, please.

Based Windu is doing smug Pepe gesture.
Also go fuck yourself consumerist scum

>not living somewhere with clean and delicious tapwater

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this is pathetic

>Bunch of chemicals
>Clean
Henlo

formerly dirty and repulsive tapwater

Behold the rootless child of neoliberalism, sucking on its tit even as he speaks through his asshole.

You mean back when it was a cool, novel, and genuine idea?

Give me one good reason to not be a soulless consumer if there's no God and we're all just animals

OK Cola was an attempt by the Coca Cola corporation to appeal to Gen X. The name and marketing centered around apathy. Since they couldn’t market to the 18-35 year old demo by traditional means as they were more jaded and cynical than previous generations, they attempted to tap into irony and indifference to the product. The angle being “We know you’re too smart for a commercial that has a celebrity spokesperson telling you to buy our product so we aren’t even going to attempt to do so” they hired artists from the indie comics scene such as Charles Burns and Daniel Clowes to make artwork for the cans and the tv commercials they aired look almost like the adult swim bumps

But these are probably made with the intention to collect, not consume

It's just reddit trying to fit it, while making fun of reddit.

>thousands of humans are Bron every day
based lebron monopolizing the human market

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This is bait.

I will accept no other reality.

it's As-part-a-me

>My favorite cartoon is on a soda can!!!
>Ignores country, family, and career

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San Pellegrino, Red Bull and Perrier for life. Fuck sodas, fuck alcohol.

>this aluminium can makes me feel tingly inside!
>I haven't felt so alive in years!
have sex.

>Implying you have a family or career

>do you think there are films better than capeshit? lmao
What was even the point of posting this bro.

>having emotions about your family, friends, nation = problematic
>having emotions about massive corporations = good

tying your emotions to products is worse.
>also one line straw-maning is gay

I know its a meme, a marketing phenomenon and still drink 'em occasionally.

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must pay disney money to fulfill dopamine release

>using reddit and twitter arguments
Hope you get castrated.

>hello world why yes, i do drink the same water that livestock and pets drink!

>Buying bottled water
Yes Goy, good little goy. Hahah you are so superior!

>drinking water
water is a solvent that dries out the body

Wow, you're special in the head aren't you

it's all equally shit

Get help

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they have to bow to the wakanda king

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imagine the smell

What the fuck is this jigaboo juice

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That's Thanos. Black Panther was one of the people that crumbled to dust at the end of Infinity War.

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>anti-pol is mindless consumer soiboy.

No surprises here

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>Wasting your money on meme water
>Poisoning yourself with chemicals from the plastic
>Actually bragging about it and feeling superior
Yikes

>san pellegrino instead of pedras
*laughs in snob*

>no black panther
okay this is based

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Yea Forums truly are a bunch of commies in denial lmao

>You mean back when it was a cool, novel, and genuine idea?
God I miss the 90s, when slapping a character's face on a can of soda was "novel and cool".

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>consumerism is bad
I want leftypol to leave

This is just an ad, /pol/. Calm the fuck down.

Flint cope

>implying I didnt drink them before the boomer meme

I kept crashing while drinking regular energy drinks so I switched to sugar free years ago and havent crashed since.

emotion is a jewish invention

subhuman scum

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Literally low iq retards would start doing something just because of some shitty meme. Granted though, that is like half of this website.

Not being able to control your emotions is indeed bad. You mentally unstable manchild.

>squeeeeee

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I had the Arizona green tea Alita can, it looked cool but I drank it and threw it away thinking I could buy another one . Now I can't find another one AAAAAAAA

its not, its a user submitted post with 10,000+ likes

r/marvel is a fucking joke lol

BASED pol-bait

That's some world class bullshit

a-user, you fucked it up...

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And people say /pol/ is this board problem

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>(which is also a product of Goga-Gola btw)
damn I didn't knew. wtf I love red bull now

it's like 5€ worth of coke, big deal.
who collects cans anyway...

>*squeeeeee!!!!*

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>who collects cans anyway...
old chinese people

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i collected all 5 of maccoins am I a consumer

>*squeeeeeeeeee!!!*

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Diet Coke is the patrician drink.

post quality is going down

The hell is the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

Is there a video of him playing that?

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How can you watch, maybe your favourite kubrick film, and say "this is no better than the avengers".

>he doesn't drink gerolsteiner

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what do you mean

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the irony of this is that you attempted to feel superior to people by projecting this, whats it like being a zoomer

>y'all
I picture hell just Satan reading me numale tweets featuring this word

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I exclusively drink tap water, am I fucked? What are the bad things about tap water?

barry lyndon is capeshit

>Give me 10 good men, and I'll impregnate the bitch.

I don't know, try asking yourself. Otherwise you'd be a millennial faggot, which would make your shitpost ironic in itself.

>zero calories
just like the marvel movies, zero value

I started drinking them because of the meme but they unironically taste better than the alternatives I've tried so meme drink it is.

Only if you're in the US and are drinking fluoridated water. If your teeth start collapsing in about 20 years from a thing called fluorosis you'll know why.

>>thousands of humans are Bron

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>soulless
>devoid of emotion
>nothing but pretty pictures
I guess

>*squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!*

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nah

is this what the end stage of a society looks like?
genuine question.

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Why do white millennial liberals love using ebonic lingo like "y'all" and "cuz"? Do they speak like that in real life?

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A fifteen dollar Wendy's gift card has been emailed to you as well as a voucher for a free root beer float.

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you'll turn gay, and start basing all your thoughts on what people on Yea Forums say

SNEED
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SNEED DRY

this but unironically
it's so hot

the fabric he wears is the same as super hero capes. and the film is shit
>DUDE LOSS OF IDENTITY AND FAMILY LMAOO
literally joss whedon tier

have sex

>niggers and women are the biggest demographics of mindless consuming

Something is starting to add up.

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>Literally you

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For me? It's artesian wells.

See

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The blueberry is fucking delicious, that idiot has literal shit taste. You can find glass bottles of raspberry Coke now too which is even better.

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any film sounds stupid when you describe it like that

>Someone people feel emotions for their family, their significant others, even their pets. I feel for aluminum cars with images of my most favourite franchise that's 70% animated things.

I have an old McDonald's cup from the original promotion of Jurassic Park from the 90s that I was given by my late great uncle. Then, unironically, when Fallen Kingdom was being promoted at Dairy Queen one time when I went over the summer and they had cups featuring sylized artwork (that looked similar to the artwork on the one from the 90s I had) from the movie on the cheap paper cups I got and still have two of them on my desk.

I also have two Funk pop things of characters from Magic the Gathering that I got for cheap when a local card store was going out of business about a year ago. One is this dumb Chandra and the other is a cool looking veil-cursed Garruk.

What does this say about me?

Wtf is this from?

onions

I've had both from different companies. There's no inherent difference between them. Ameriturds think that everything European is classy and sophisticated but it's really not.

this reminds me of when the phantom menace was in theatres

or you could just drink water..

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mmmmmm! liquid onions!

I can forgive the other shit but Funko-trash is unforgivable.

But what if the Jurassic Park cup looks really cool? (Protip: It does).

I also forgot to mention that I also have this old can from I don't know when of the vanilla cream soda flavor of this brand of soda called Soda Shaq. It was just so outlandish and made no sense to see Shaq's face on the can (and he was making this face that I laughed at when I was in middle school) so I saved it.

>it's in the meme pictures they post so they must drink it

wtf are you retarded?

>*squeeeeeee!!!!*
Is this a my little pony reference?

I agree under normal circumstances but when the store was going out of business and I picked both up for like $15 bucks I swallowed my values as a human and became a consumer-pig.

No, you are just a faggot, genuine answer.

>Letting your emotions be tied to and controlled by corporate merchandise
I'm not even going to make fun of you, that's honestly just sad.

>squeeeeeee
Just fucking kill me and get it over with already, I can't take much more of this shit.

have sex

>all this American culture in one image
Freedom overload.

>filling your body full of aspartame

isn't "squee" the sound of a girl cumming

coke zero is a newer recipe and was marketed toward men (remember those action movie/james bond style ads). diet coke is still around because people still buy it and people tend to reeee when coke discontinues a product.

You guys just wanna suck each other's cocks and be done with it?

wtf how much do those things cost normally? I've never even picked one up to look at the price

t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it

>tfw never got the golden yoda to complete my collection

>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it

>not liking cars
onions incarnate

>>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it

>believes aspartame causes cancer

>calls other people cattle

I'm guessing you're not big on vaccines, yeah? Why follow the herd of sheeple, am I right?

I was making light of the fact he said cars instead of cans

around $10 for one i think. old rare ones can be worth hundreds

I'm dumb

>what is the diaspora

I don't really know. I just figured at the time that they were a steal and since I had some investment in the game they came from that they might have some sort of sentimental value to me down the line. Google tells me they were probably $20 when they were just released, so I don't feel too bad.

>>>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
>>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
>t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
t. homo who ironically doesn't realise it
double stampies no take backs

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tfw your country uses clean water ready for sale for everything since we have too much of it and use it in fountains. Still bottle that shit and sell to other countries

motherfucker...

you don't need to own a can just to use it in a mspaint meme

you're a faggot, you know that?

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>t. good goy who ironically doesn't realise it
t. good goy who ironically doesn't realize it

>Squeeeeee

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>realize
>z
Fuck off imposter

i've never drank monster or redbull or whatever in my life

what did she mean by this?

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That's a lot of exclamation points for a hired gun

>slut: Oh shit I am sorry
>soiboy: Squeeee Sorry for what?

But it is bad to have emotions

youtube.com/watch?v=nvp3zAPraF4

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all

I'd like to think she's getting raped and she's looking to her bf for help but he just creams his pants instead.

>thanos looking the other way
Powerful

I only drink water from my well.

Hey, man. Your words cut deep into my soft hide. They're gonna leave scars that the eyes can't see but which I can still feel.

>Having ""emotions"" over double-branded soda cans

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those were rare as fuck

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Coke Zero has sodium citrate while Diet Coke has citric acid. Zero tastes more closely to regular Coke than diet

pretty based, love the old infomercial style cartoons

I drink La Croix

There are few things that mankind loves more than their pets, sounds safe to me.

He looks like he's literally made of onions

Why does the black one face the other way?

Actually I'm fully supporting them. Have your own mind cattle. Just because you're being progressive on the whole front instead of being regressive doesn't change the fact that you're still a subhuman zombie who can only consume things and follow others without thinking for himself.

well at least he has friends and learns from them

A little heavy metal accumulation in your myelin sheaths helps the ol' neurons fire faster anyhow. You and me operate on a different playing playing-field than people who don't drink tap water, my heavy-metal accumulating friend.

Really wish I could give Walt Disney a tour of America in current year

Actually thought this was Persona 5 at first with that color scheme.

>mindlessly consuming is good
Hello lefty /pol/.

>the absolute state of murrica

society is full of infants now

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What joy is there to find in destroying a mans soul?

who ever said that was okay faggot?

Maybe he works at coca cola. My grandpa used to get shit like that for free.

youtube.com/watch?v=LZp29Qeu8_U

shit is poison

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Ah-ha.... Da capitalism!!!

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absolutely brainlet

Not the guy you're replying to but I'm coming to his defense. If the dude is talking about the black sludge as anything truly hazardous then, yes, I agree with you as its just burnt sugar. That being said, that much sugar designed for a single serving is pretty much poison when you subject your body to it chronically as obese people are wont to do.

>being stuck in your childhood is good
You relive your childhood through your children.

Based post

I never understood why that specific flavor was with the meme. Never bought and never drank it. Fuck your marketing. (Not you user.)

>being this new
Nice bait though

Is jay being self-aware here? I mean, he is literally surrounded by products.

>EVERYTHING IS DISPOSABLE
You're talking about fucking soda cans you s o y mongoloid.

>Haha look at these sheep!!
>now back to doing free promotions and marketing for Hollywood on this board

>Protip:
Just fuck off back to r*ddit.

>mobile posters

>stopped drinking soda
>lost 30 pounds

Being unable to detect irony is unironically a sign of autism. You should probably get tested.

>not having tip top chemical free tap water
Ahhahha get fucked "Westerners"

hi im back
Actually you're the brainlet here. To the liver, sugar is literally poison. That much sugar in one sitting IS hazardous and fat fucks like yourself chug 6 of them a day.

youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM?t=1h8m56s
sugarscience.ucsf.edu/the-toxic-truth/

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That’s the joke

Everything is poison in excess you retard

>amerimutt lashes in anger when you attack his sweetwater

I don't watch their videos and don't know if Jay and other faggots are capable of irony. I mean, they're unironicall mouseshills and actual hypocrites, it's certainly possible for them to not being ironic here.
Well, I hope so.

>reddit plebbit memeia
>kike cucklassa
>gay blowsmen
>bitch evans
>AIDS moby

>I don't watch their videos
>But I know they're mouseshills
Memes have melted your cognitive skills. Get tested, fren.

Not my fault you're a literal brainlet

From a German 'nanny' show.
youtu.be/IknOIr9Kk7I

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You are actually retarded

>Daniel Clowes themed cans

that sounds neat

Well, I've seen anons saying that they're always praising mousetrash aside few exceptions while shitting on movies threatening the mouse. It's not hard to understand, user.

Can you explicitly comment on my Soda Shaq can? Here is a picture attached for reference- to be specific, I have saved the vanilla cream flavor's can. As such, when formulating your response, please do not expend more of your time and effort commenting on the other flavors' cans as this will be a waste of your time. In the interest of being polite, please only comment on the vanilla cream can as I am putting you out of your way and do not want you to offer me comments that you may put a considerable amount of effort into but are completely irrelevant to me. Doing so represents a waste of your time and ability which is a terrible thing to waste in a productive society as I see it from a utilitarian perspective. Please, take heed my post. Thank you.

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i'd be piss if i get the archer, the literally who chicks, black ironman, or the bald robot guy

>forming your opinion solely on 4channel shitposts and not actualy checking out content in question
You're not autistic, you're just sub 80 iq.

dumb zoomer

So you're saying that anons are lying? I mean, can you with all honesty tell me that they're not praising mousetrash while shitting on other movies that can threaten mouse?

Israel here. We actually have a law against advertising media in food products

I didn't realize it even existed until someone pointed it out. I have no idea why it exists either

>Israel has a law against advertising media in food products
The irony made me laff

>We actually have a law against advertising media in food products
Sounds pretty based

The snake is immune to its own venom

At some point this disgust with cuckishly paying a corporation so you can base an identity off their lowest common denominator shit has to turn into anti-capitalism. How are you all handling this cognitive-dissonance.?

Sounds like Coke has an actual competent marketing division.

Props to them.

You got something against Pepsi's marketing? OKURRRRRRRRRR?

>Nestle brand

Why is Yea Forums so anti free market? This is capitalism at it's finest.

Sounds great. Now about murdering Palestinian children...

Woah no need to get antisemtic bro.