/got/ general

This is the exact thought process behind everyone who actually serves her.
>wow she cute I want to lay my life down in hopes she even pays me a second of attention

Nooooooooooooooo the link is not working anymore don't refresh it bros

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Melisandre bangs Bran when

wtf is arya going to do against a zombie army
why do they portray her as a badass

how user missed the last couple generals but haven't heard this?

This was a fucking filler episode again ffs

where is Melisandre?

Based Jon and friend thread. Thank you, OP.

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he could literally tell her to give him a blowjob and she would

He's the only character left whose dialogue doesn't consist entirely of quips.

Wear a white walker's face and assassinate the Night King? I dunno.

lads
what if bran travel to past
and rape Gendry

OH GOD DANAERYS SHUT UP

I'm honestly surprised the goblin didn't say she'd kill the Night King

>Arya being wide awake while Gendry sleeps afterwards

Teleport behind them

>Finally gets nude
>It's a fat body double

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its obvious bran=light the night king kills bran= eternal night

nice bum

Daily reminder that Stannis still lives

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Why so few from the vale? Could surely send some more.

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So he will be the real big deal or not

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Any episode now

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This show is comedic fanfic now. You have 5 eps left and you waste time on that Tormund scene?

>we have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me
God they're really milking these character reunions. I was enjoying the comfy chatter about holding formation.

>goose VPN
BASED GOOSE LEAKER
I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

Did you not see her fight against Brienne? She's fucking invincible now. Also, blame the internet's whole "cult of the badass" hype for why she's acting all smug and giving one-liners all the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ

no there spoilers that apparently the night king chops of his head and rapes it

>The things we do for love
I'm losing my shit

The first episode was pirated 55 million times.

>Gendrya
Based

>they are unironically calling it "Battle of the Bastards" in universe
Who the fuck writes this garbage?

>You should make mine first
>Gendry slams the axe the fuck down in the most manly way possible
Holy fuck, how fucking ready do you think Arya was at that moment

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reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bfqpzl/episode_2_leak/
got you covered.

I liked the giant's milk scene desu

>someone taller

THAT'S COLD NIGGA

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Unironically what else would you call it: Battle for Winterfell?

Dany is just the Queen of White Knights and Goddess-Whore Incels.

her being a stealthy assassin is believable
she should never be able to actually fight in a battle

Makes sense desu. It was called The Red Wedding as well, I don't know why they wouldn't call it BotB

I mean... they call the Targ civil war "The Dance of the Dragons".

>moving your entire army outside of fortification
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>not focusing on killing the ice dragon first and foremost
>not using Dothraki as bait to divide the undead army and redirect them towards Winterfell, Dreadfort, White Harbour and Mount Cailin simultaneously, where they can be easily grinded down

GODS WHAT A SHITTY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>arya "sex scene" is just a strip and kiss

oh thank god

How come the only two positions in the show are cowgirl and doggy?

Imagine being Joe Dempsie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is get raped by another Red Priestess on Dragonstone.

Like seriously imagine having to be Joe and not only sit in that chair while Maisie flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, Maisie Williams LOOKS LIKETHAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.

You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Dave and Dan call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe. You're not going to lose your future career of nothing but second-rate con appearances over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

How old is Arya supposed to be in-universe anyway?

>Arya gets sex scene
>Jon gets sex scene
>Salsa gets raped

best 2 positions to make babies

the things we do for love :DDD

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She was 11 when the show started and I think it's been 5-6 years so probably 17

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

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Oh look they even found time for greyworm missanday scene.
Only for greyworm to say the most out of character thing for an unsullied

is the leak in ok quality or is there watermarks and shit

According to Twitter, episode 3 leaked in Germany as well, anyone have more info? First I've heard of it, but ep. 3 spoilers are floating around as well.

17 or 18. Roughly 7 years have passed since the beginning of the show.

>332.4 mb

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>Only for greyworm to say the most out of character thing for an unsullied
What did he say?

Has anything happened yet?

is this real?

>they didn't maker her reveal her legs, literally her best asset before cutting to another scene

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE BE SO FUCKING PLEB?!?!?!??! HOW???????

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YAY GIMME MORE ONE LINERS

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Jesus Gilly's face is so fucking fat. And it's funny cause they could have hidden it if she just held her head differently but no one probably wanted to tell her and hurt her feelings.

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pls, no more

"If I pull that off will you die?"

Him and missanday to go away somewhere when the war is done

Body doubles should be banned

>someone taller
wtf i love dany now

The quality is good.

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS SHITTY ROMANCE? Complete fucking waste of time.

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Gib link lan.

>giant suckled me at her tit
/ourguy/

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I'm watching on a 45 inch TV and it's fine.

I think they're kinda cute tbqh and Nathalie getting naked is nice

She was a qt during skins

It was really obvious that it was a body double... Like, it looked so out of place.

LOL GIB

>"We both know how to lead people who aren't inclined to accept a woman's rule
Jesus christ they literally are in charge, and they're still going on about muh mysogenie. just like real life female politicians...pottery

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MUH STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
MUH WEAPON

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Why's this bitch got no nips?

That's a lot of pie and mash.

>tfw you'll never get giant milkies for 3 months

We don't have time for this!

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Tumblr does

>Jaime didn't brought up his speech during that bath.
He didn't mention that Aerys fucking burn their grandfather and uncle because they want Lyanna back who was kidnap by Rhaegar.

Leaks said that sweet robin recalled his armies after Littlefinger was killed.

so uh... does anyone have the episode? I gotta eat easter dinner when the shows on so I have to watch it now.

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>I have a son, you have a daughter. We'll join our houses.

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>first EP 50 minutes long
>second EP 50 minutes long

kek

showfags cope when?

>Jon's war
It's war for the living you dumb cunt. It's everyone's war.

Holy shit Tyrion is so cucked.

>people actually think Maisie used a body double
she literally did a dry hump scene when she was like 15, she doesn't fucking care
she's not a prude retard like Emilia who gets an aneurysm because some people saw her ass

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>mega.nz/#!rKY2kSoZ!ZU83BGrFB1iPsjKSjlRdhmPTEH5u1x1-rfyfwpFrDko

Shit quality. Has there been any leaks with better quality?

The battle starts next episode and all 4 are going to be 90 minutes

>"We both know how to muffle our screams in the pillow when we're being brutally raped"

Gotta fill that diversity quota

>it's not jon x arya x dany

shit show

Have you actually tried it? It's more than fine for a leak.

UHHHH I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

why couldnt all 6 just be 2 hours long each? end on a fucking bang

Who would win?

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Maisie does have a nice body, I hope that isn't a double or my fap will be wasted.

>Dany more bothered by the fact that Jon is the true heir than the fact that she fucked her nephew

Why was Gendry so insanely impressed that Arya could throw a knife?

My ex exclusively wanted doggy. All I wanted was some romantic missionary while looking into my lover's eyes.

next week it'll be 50 minutes again and you'll still be coping

Cuck dwarf
Le tits
Le wine
Le cock
Le balls
All hail cuck dwarf

Will the White Walkers make it South? Will they capture Winterfell and force the defenders to flee?

I thought the battle for Winterfell would be the climax not the halfway point

>tfw no slag maisie gf

her parents and grandparents were siblings, i dont think she cares user

did episode 3 really leak?

btw does any1 have mega link for episode 1? might aswell watch it now that i've watched episode 2, despite having boycotted the series since stannis' death

>iT's MoRe ThAn fiNe foR a leAK

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>trial scene
holy shit the dialogue is bad, is jamie reading straight from the script? wtf

Memes aside, Sansa is not even in the same universe as GIlly the useless fattie.

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I EAT JON, IT'S WHAT I DO

Incest isnt that unusual for Targs

>Stannis' death
He didn't die.

Quick rundown of the episode?

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there was some pictures of what ep 3 is about it might be in other thread

Protip: Your dick was too small to satisfy her in missionary.

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>Davos is handing out food and now some five year old girl wants to fight in a battle
Why am I watching this crap?

is there a more useless filler than stannis?

The only sensible castle in the entire show.

>On a high hill overlooking the surrounding region
>High, defensible walls
>Is not only a castle, but a large mansion / residence
>We actually know and can see what they eat
>small folk serfs working the fields for their lord

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kys zoomer

I dont know lets look at battles in say british history for a pattern of how there named:

Battle of stamford bridge (at stamford birdge), battle of hastings (in hastings) , Battle of waterloo ( in waterloo), battle of trafalger ( in trafalger) , battle of britain (in britain) battle of the somme (the somme) .

you are a fucking moron and you have ruined this website with your shitty normie tier blankmind statements. Go back to fucking reddit where you belong you driviling little incel and take a look in the mirror if you ever wana see what a true comedy looks like!

just watch it urself on megaupload

Sophie isn't even that fat, is it just horrible britbong genes?

more dialogue just pumping up the fight

literally literally nothing

Literally nothing of interest happens.

Sansa's alcohol bloat is nowhere near the same league as Gilly's obesity.

>Never experienced teen lovemaking

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does he though? prove it

>00
blasting the truth soooo ruthlessly.
ya nothing but a 10 second win for a coin purse

Pretty much just filler until the last minute where Jon reveals his heritage. We did get a comfy scene where Jaime knights Brienne though

It actually irritates me how high your standards are for people who do shit for you for free.

>comparing a fantasy world to British history
It's common for battles in Westeros to be given romanticized names

How big do you think his pork sausage was?

And anyway it was probably more cause she was a slut and/or had intimacy issues.

How did the actress get so fat out of nowhere?

Last episode
>nothing happens
>shit, quippy dialogue
3/10 at best

This episode
>nothing happens
>kino, actually good dialogue
8/10 at least

wow, makes you think. imagine what it would have been like if DABID realised that good writing is at the heart of this show, not zombie polar bears...

casterly rock, the biggest and best castle in whole westeros. litterly castet into a freaking rock/mountain.

-> it´s a generic lame castle in the show. Thanks D&D

>Almost 30 and still a virgin

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Filler episode.

>another literally nothing happens: the episode with "girl power" dialogue, stupid call-backs (tyrion repeating the same way he said he wanted to die in season 1 verbatim), stupid ogre sex scene that no one wanted

5/10 episode, it makes the 6/10 before it look like a 10/10.

i laughed so hard during this scene that i almost just stopped watching this show entirely but ive come too far

>where Jaime knights Brienne though
Wait wasn't that already done at that Tourney Renly had?

>lyanna mormont
>brienne getting knighted
>jon reveals his name
good

>everything else
one liner meh

Yes, i'm watching right now.

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Gendry is at least in his mid 20s, just find a horny teenage British slag and you can experience the same thing.

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2 years of shooting

>Stannis vs Ramsay
>Ramsay vs Jon
>Everyone vs WW
Three Battles of Winterfell in three years, are they supposed to call them all the Battle of Winterfell?

When does this season get good

the leaks confirm these fucking spoilers omfggg its habbening

WELPS I KNEW NOTHING ALL ALONG

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being 25+ and fucking ~15(where legal)-18 teens is much better than teen sex
you're daddy

>tfw 18, and 4 months away from starting uni
I can make it in time, right guys...

>Good writing
Are you drunk?

first for Stannis

Last quppiy than the previous one, making it better, otherwise it's nothing too interesting.

Why are you gus talking about the next episode as if it’s already aired? Did I miss something?

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SPOILER WARNING: TL;DR

i miss anorexic qt

i'm more pissed that lannisport, which is pretty much right next to the castle, and is the largest port in the westerlands is not even seen in the show. Their CGI budget must have not been enough to render it.

It leaked

The Welsh slag was the best girl.

>literal little fingers

Poetry.

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i ship sansa and theon

OH NO, IT'S RETARDED

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This is just a little too stupid to be believable

This is BS, it makes it look like BOTH Kingslanding and the WW will be dealt with in the last episode

>mega.nz/#!rKY2kSoZ!ZU83BGrFB1iPsjKSjlRdhmPTEH5u1x1-rfyfwpFrDko
This shit is taking eternity to load, anyone have a better leak?

yikes

Nothing happened literally

Tormund is as much of a Reddit meme as Tyrion

What the fuck are they doing to Tyrion?

Everyone thinks he's completely retarded now. . Sansa shits all over him and now this episode.

I am really disappointed how dumbed down the Show has become. This can be seen by how ENITRE houses are basically represented by one or two people so normies don't get confused.

Dorne - Non-existant - Politics have been completely fucked up
Westerlands - Basically just place that Cersei is from
Reach - Completly Forgotten about after death of Olenna and Tarly's
Stormlands - Completly forgotten about (Maybe Gendry)
Riverlands - Completly forgotten about
Iron Island - Theon and Euron

Its basically le evil Lannisters (South/Kings Landing) vs le good North (Winterfell) vs Ice Zombies

I sure hope Stacey can keep up with all these complicated places

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Yes, you did.

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I really hopes that Daenerys dies. I can't watch any scene with her. Any leaks can confirms his death?

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What do you thought about the ep, guys? Theonsa was cute as fuck.

this is incorrect we already know the night king is after bran you stupid nigger

>Euron will die offscreen
Believable
>It's revealed Varys is trying to put a Blackfyre on the throne
Na

SHE'S GONNA SAY IT

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Fucking this. They have done literally nothing to establish anything about blackfyres

>episode 2 leaked
>already got episode 3 spoiled

bunch of shite

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>>lyanna mormont
>good
????

It's Theon and Yara for me, dawg. Definitely not going to happen, though.

This, a few people die and suddenly a WHOLE HOUSE is wiped out.

Based child extra.

episode 3 fucking where???

why is davos so chummy with tyrion? his son is dead because of him

NIGGERS

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>roll credit
>and who
Epic

>Pact has to be made by someone with Valyrian and Andal ancestry

But Jon is not such a person? He has Valyrian ancestry from his father and First Men ancestry from his mother. He has no Andal ancestry.

I BEND THE KNEE

before sam gives jorah his sword

where are ep 3 spoilers?

Much better than the 1st, infact it made the 1st completely irrelevant, this should have been the 1st episode, maybe 20min longer to throw in the reunions from the 1st

>watching some shitty 240p leak because you can't wait a few hours

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how do you do this

That's baby fat.

SIR!
SIR!
SIR, THE CHILD CALLED ME A nigger

Holy shit they're DONE for

The Knighting scene was kino. Most of this episode was utter shit tho.

Ok so I take that back and now I hate both of those shit characters

Ed, Podrick,Royce,Beric, Jorah and Gendry all die!!

lmfao rr matin playing sam

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i crie

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Not as bad as previous one.

It's once again filler, but at least some of the later scenes are reunions done right unlike quipfests from e1 and seasons 6-7.

more like watching the leak because I'd rather watch the nba playoffs than this shit-tier show

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bravo dabid

same. not that i even care about reading spoilers here either. show sucks, may as well watch it in decent quality in a few hours.

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or because you'd rather go to bed at a reasonable time

So do I and they hinted at it.

>emotional reunion
>with dany looking confused and suspicious they've feeling for each other
>Sansa and Theon spend the night with each other, by a camp fire

>little girl is burnt alive by Drogon
>everyone in Burlington Bar claps

>Not watching this shitshow purely for shitposting
Oh wow

Who gives a fuck? It's not the show gives two shits about visuals

Pod is now 100% legit squire now

There aren't any good characters left.

Link for fucks sake.

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go celties

Imagine having to kiss Quasimodo. Disgusting.

>killing off all of the decent side characters
BRAVO DABID

It's like ripping of a band aid. You just want to get it over with.

backlink nigger

>despite being only 13% of the population...

7 hours, more than a few and yes I don't want to stay up extremely late on a sunday to watch this live.

>9 more hours

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Lannisters are distracted.
It's time for Starks and Baratheons to strike!

She joins the Rainbow Guard but doesn't get knighted.

If Joe Dempsie didn't win an Emmy for that...

>They're bad. Very bad.

But yeah, aside from Dany, Sansa and Arya scenes dialogue was much better.

it looks fine your double nigger

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must suck living in some shit country

Have you ever watched movies/tv with women? They struggle to keep up with fucking capeshit
>Why did he say that?
>Why did he do that?
>Who's that?
>Where are they?
>Why are the stones different colors?
>Why is he blue?

Pod is unironically best character that still lives.
They forgot to butcher him

aren't baratheons extinct?

So House Stark is going to go extinct, right? Rickon is dead, and now Sansa is going to marry a dickless Ironborn. I guess Arya and Gendry could get married and Create House Baratheon-Stark like Bobby and Ned wanted

Or be like Joe Dempsie and close his eyes during that Arya scene...

The quality is actually pretty good

There's one in Arya's belly right now.

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She got really fat, was she pregnant during filming?

Jorah and Pod make me sad. Gendry is a loss for Arya, but she'll probably have a baby from this.

Beats living in the past.

Imagine...

Have you watched all the Brienne and Podrick scenes? She already said a billion times she's not a knight.

Like quality matters with this shitshow anyway.

*worships my queen*

Arya and Gendry fucked. Maybe Arya will give the child to Sansa to raise.

Was Sam?

Jon is a Stark on his mother's side, he could continue the family the same way it continued after that wildling king fucked the only child and daughter of the Stark lord generations past

It's just another filler episode anyways

This is so fucking stupid

It's because I am going to bed now and have work tonight

How many white walker are there?

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>watching a leak so (((HBO))) doesn't get views
It's what Yea Forums exists for

When did she get so fat?

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she probably ate her baby thats why we havent seen him

literally nothings happening rofl

Sam is the Pierce Brosnan of Westeros.

Jesus christ

Got to line the actors up properly to the block before the chopping begins.

My old flatmate (gril) wanted to watch the original Star Wars movies with me.

The ENTIRE duration of the films was spent with her looking at her phone screen. She would occasionally look up when Chewbacca made a funny noise

At one point her cuck of a boyfriend had to force her to like look up from her phone.

I cut contact pretty shortly after that (was a cunt in general)

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Serious post: i have watched this as it came out since season 4 and i bascially cant remeber anything thats really happened. Am i just dumb or is it just getting ridiculos to wait over a year between seasons?

A stag and wolf sigil would be pretty cool tbqh

So jaime kills cersei that is in King's landing while he himself dies in WW?

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9/10 episode. The dialogue was much better than last weeks. I just wish we saw what Cersei was up to.

There were 13 in that baby-turning scene in season 4. 1 baby has turned in that time and 2 have died. The end result is who the fuck knows.

This has to be fake, it just has to be.

so jorah kills dany confirmed?

IF YOU MUST KNOW

twitter.com/AngryGoTFan

>baddies are literally all white men

bravo HBO!

Really this ep was great. It's not filler when it is about them preparing to their death, this was necessary.

Nah, he dies in ep 3

About-- tree fiddy.

good episode, gotta go pretty far back to find one better

Decent episode 7/10, but obviously another filler, which is fucking weird considering this last season has 6 episodes and the first 2 were almost irrelevant to the development of the plot. Expected the battle to already start here, but looks like the 3rd episode will be focused entirely on it

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>take your own pants off

haha yes ebin

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How many sons did craster give them

Six episodes in the season, first two are completely filler. Gutsy move, let's see if it works out for them.

Anyone else think its super disrespectful that they are gonna actually play this show on jesus day? Its easter, they could have cancelled the show and return it next week.

Dany to Sansa: "You did a damn good job"

I fucking cringed at that line

Aren't the starks descendants of the first men, not the andals?

fucking lol if jon sits on the throne and says "i never knew anything" the show would actually be redeemed

yeh it really was. The dialogue wasn't anything like last weeks and was fitting. But Yea Forums will still say its shit since being a contrarian is cool

Yo where da night king at

The only good thing of this fucking episode next!

Dany was trying to butter her up, as per Ser Jorah last advice. The cow couldn't even do that, though, she became angry about Sansa daring to ask about the North.

Why does everything have to be so damn long winded ?

>kneel
>brienne takes 10 minutes to look at everyone else in the room

You are being contrarian.

Craster said 99 or something like that back in S3

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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A huge load of nothing and people meeting people they don't see in a long time, just like the last one.

Also, Arya and Gendry fucks.

>sharpening Valyrian steel

>character interaction is "filler"

How the fuck did you idiots even make it to the end of season one? I feel like I am being trolled right now.

fuck christcucks.All christcucks are now jews at this point

Catholics aren't real Christians.
Easter is next Sunday.

They have to put out 6 episodes but they can't.

>mfw Rickon and Dickon are both dead and will never be gay emperors of Essos

Got to wind up that emotional moment, brah.

anyone got the mega link to full episode? or link in general?

First for Gilly’s double chin. Check em.

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"Put this on, m'lady"

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Remember when the show used to be good?

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to attract me

Don't make one of your first scenes have the all-seeing god ree over not having enough time and then waste two episodes to do fuck all.

S1 wasn't the same regurgitated trash nostalgia and "reunions" shite

>looks at time remaining
>it's 6 mins
>brienne taking years looking around at everyone like a slug
HURRY UP

They are probably kids. The same kind that say characters talking about logistics is filler and unnecessary.

Honestly the first two episodes should've been one long episode.

i just fucking gagged

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At least the amount of craster boys which is roughly what 4 or 5 a year for 20 years?

EP2 INSIDE

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Nothing even happened in the episode. It was entirely dialogue.
You're so wrong it almost comical. The battle scene episode like Black Water from Season 2 and practically every episode 9 and 10 of each season should be watch in 1080p or better. Once you do you won't go back.

S01 started with a reunion, you fool.

Wait how are ppl watching the new eppy?

ok.ru/video/1361647110869

>Twitter

Why not be a normal human bean and just watch the mega?

>Battle of the Bulge
What now faggot?

BEST GIRL

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So it's something like a hundred white walkers and each of them commands a thousand undead or so.

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If you didn't well up when Jaime knights Brienne you have no soul.

damn is she wrinkly

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>daenerys dying
you know DABID are gonna pussy out on that right?

Internet magic.

Raids are against the rules newfag. If you're trying to get b& then nice job

youtube.com/watch?v=aO-nur8-OSY

Sophie Turner on Dr Phils' podcast was absolute kino

>dat slow-clapping

DABID
STANNIS HUNGRY
KILL DAUGHTER DABID

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> Interaction

Nothing new is being shown about the character's personality, history or motivation. It's just another hour of 'member the time.

Were they trying to hint a theon and sansa having a thing?

new

haha jokes on you now i can troll reddit

They're not dead either so Jons plan of killing the night king will not work. Night King will just be replaced

you should kill yourself you fucking mongoloid

that brienne scene is fucking dumb

Honestly i dont get it. You are an actor who is in a show that is viewed by Millions world wide. And people will remember you with that face for years.
So why the fuck cant you do a small amount of work and discipline and get in shape ?

Spoiler alert

I have no soul.

All Jaime and Jorah scenes were kino.

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Lyanna Mormont saying she can fight was the most retarded moment in the episode. How the fuck could a preteen take anyone?

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>Remember that time you were raped and Ramsay made me watch? You looked absolutely lovely.

Is not he a hack?

top fucking kek who is he

Best moment of the show by far, I swear to god I cried

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They were both fucking shit.

whatever Eddard was doing. Oiling it I think.

>people standing still and talking: The Show

fake and even more gay than the show

I waited so long for the last season, this season has 6 episodes and 1/3 got wasted with SHIT.
2 good scenes in the second episode doesnt make it good if that episode goes for an hour while the good scenes are like 2-5 min.

Tfw just turned 20 not a virgin but missed on teenage lovemaking

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>Another filler episode

How the fuck are they going to finish this in another 4 episodes?

He was cleaning it