Ywn be tommen a richboy young noble in an arranged marriage to a hot older woman manipulating you with seduction like...

this was the webm that finally made me start the show 5 years ago

i’m a pretty hot woman in my mid 20s, would it be wrong to manipulate and seduce a naive virginal teen boy would i be doing a public service?

How many of you fantasize about being some highborn heir and betrothed to qt noble girl? I'm so lonely

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cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman

if you're not bullshitting then you'd be doing him a favor, and if you get into legal trouble you'll get off scot free because pedo charges dont exist for women

go to Netherlands, you'll find plenty

i’m not bullshitting. my dream is to seduce a younger teen guy (like 13-15) and initiate him into sex, teach him how to be a great lover, then send him on his way once he comes of age. i guess i’m technically an ephebophile

i'm 26 and i'm bdsm rapeplay fucking a 29 year old short tight asian woman, also hooking up with a 41 year old sjw redhead wine-lady with a nice tight body from time to time, we share a flask of wine then she sucks my big white young virile cock before letting me doggy creampie her

just b yourself

>26
>virile
sure thing gramps

If i had been a noble back then i could have literally just raped peasant girls. But the chances of having been a noble were the same as the chances of being rich today.

Where do you find your sloots? I have two young blondes I fuck and had a gorgeous cougar I was dominating on a regular basis but she wanted something more serious and found a more age appropriate bf.

tinder and badoo

delete and recreate your accounts every once in a while to take advantage of beginner-boost, also after a few weeks or so you are thrown at the end of the queue for showing up for others on both apps unless you're "popular" (high score).

>badoo
who the fuck uses this, first time hearing of it

second most popular, i met the 29 year old bdsm rapeplay asian there. also lost my virginity through there with a thot some years ago

What's your bio like? Do you mention actively seeking for someone like that? Really looking to get into rapeplay. Thanks for the tips btw

i'm pretty good looking but i'm a bit of a loner except for my best friends so i actually dont have very good pictures of myself in social situations. basically 4 selfies (all good but still not preferable usually), i got good hair and okay beard on jawline and chins along with moustache so it looks "full", brown eyes brown hair, i'm 180 tall so not very tall at all, i put in weight at 85kg (i weigh a little bit less) and "athletic" (literally just eat less and workout for a few months, focus on your chest, shoulders and arms, and your body will look good).

my bio is literally pic related, but with the white + dark haired version.

so, on Badoo as long as you sit through a 30 second ad, you can get a free superlike to use on each girl, use it on the most thot looking girls, the "proper" looking girls are usually only there to promote their other social media/literally naively looking for "boyfriends"; they're NEVER worth your time unless you're a billionare/want to waste your time with them for several weeks before potentially getting a chance to fuck them

the bdsm girl we just chitchatted for a minute, then we talked about what we're after, and she out of nowhere asked me "what i like sexwise", and she revealed from there she likes bdsm, so it was kinda her taking initiative actually and not so much me (lucky i guess)

from what i hear from other guys, if you're specifically looking for girls into bdsm, as long as you have one or two "weird" pictures of yourself on your tinder/badoo, girls into bdsm will be more inclined to like you aswell. one example was a guy with a picture with a gasmask on.

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>You will never be his cousin and jack off with him to catfishing cam girls

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also you can just put "into bdsm" on your bio i guess, i mean fuck it right? why not.

Thanks dude. I'm fairly good looking and hung, but I've never really traversed tinder so it's good to have this insight. Here's to us finding and using more sluts.

>Here's to us finding and using more sluts.

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Most disappointing tit reveal in modern history

unfortunately the hung part won't help you find girls when you're trying to meet them for the first time, but after you've fucked one, and if she's happy with you, you can always jokingly ask if she has any friends she wants you to fuck (the older the girl the more this'll work), or you can phrase it like "are you into threesomes?" and when discussing who would join you, you can say that while you know a few girls, how about your partner? does she have any friends who'd want to join?

Dean's reveal on omegle was better imo.

I would trade having a big dick for a more chad marketable trait within the blink of an eye, there's no point having good assets if they won't help you close the deal

i'm not so sure about that. you can always work slowly to establish reputation and thus become marketable that way, being known as "that hung and pretty okay/good looking guy" is not a bad deal.

if anything i'd wish to be a bit taller. height really, really does matter, unfortunately, and even being 180 (which is taller than average) still doesn't get you noticed that often by women, they want 185+

>tfw manlet

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Tommen was based
All he wanted to do was /ss/ with his older wife and play with his kittens, why is the world so cruel

>meet a women through a mutual friend who looks and acts exactly like this, right down to the smirk
>she acts shy and innocent but whispers cruel jokes to me and teases me when we're sat together
>mfw she's ten years older than me and lives far enough away that we rarely bump into each other

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Implying I would be able to get to know enough/any girls in the first place to create such a reputation

If I was a dicklet but with charm and was more extroverted then I could manage to get to the bedroom and become really pro at oral or something, or seduce a qt femdom gf who gets off to humiliating my tiny dick

God decided to punish me with the tools but not the instructions manual fuuuuuUUuUUcKk

I know AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He certainly could've been a good king with proper guidance. Bad ones are generally those who think they know everything simply because they're kings. Then again, whether a good king would've been a weak king in Game of Thrones is a separate matter.

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bros what's the easiest way to kill myself? i can't handle life. would swallowing 20+ tabs of paracetamol and cutting my wrists in hot water really work?

I'm a moralfag I won't answer this out of feeling guilt for instructing some one to end his life, don't do it man there's still hope

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when you committ suicide, you accept defeat and the easiest way out. never surrendering is a victory in of itself, however unfairly the harshest life imaginable was put before you by bad luck alone

do not end your life, never surrender, and even if you have the steepest cliff to climb, the ardous path of climbing that cliff is worth it

lol, as long as Cersei was in the picture Tommen didn't stand a chance at being a good king

Tommen was a shit king. Joffrey was unironically better and never would've let the situation in King's Landing spiral out of control like it did.

>big white young virile cock
please breed my asian gf, london?

Does anyone else think seduction is dumb? Yeah sure it's nice to get some smoking hot pussy but surely after ejaculating you'll have your post fap moment of clarity and realize you're being stupid and decide to not give her any favors or whatever? She's going to be a hideous roastie in a few years anyway, just think about it.

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GODAMMIT GOVERNMENT MANDATED GF WHEN?

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you'd wanna keep gettin' that pussy 2bh, I think that I'd have enough clarity to not give in too much and make too many concessions, but then again im 21yo virgin, i don't know, in tommen's case its either be margary's bitch or be cersei's bitch, the choice is obvious desu

that's why the pussy doesn't get delivered untill they get you to do what they want

>the fact that he actually has a legit porn video when he was eighteen

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Tommen was a fucking teenager dude, he was not capable of any real judgment

What if you fap before she gives you the pussy and you achieve the post fap clarity state then

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>The catfish....Tommen....it was beautiful

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How do you look like this at eighteen? I know he really was but he literally looks twelve.

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What was the catfish he fell for? Was it just a standard omegle bot?

Why was he on omegle in the first place? Any thottie would have sucked his dick if he said he was on Game of Thrones

>Tiny pancake tits
>Unironic coal burner
That's gonna be a hard no from me

I understand that this episode was terrible but killing yourself is a bit too much user

gay guy using camgirl footage. DCC is cute but an obvious brainlet

He and his cousin were just trolling people on omegle, not aware they were being recorded (or that anyone could guess who he was). Based idiot twink.

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go for it user

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Im 23 and I could pass for a 15 year old, fucking genetics man

>tfw 21 but pass for a 30 year old

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back to Tiktok, zoomer

If Tommen had a strong advisor, it could've worked but Tywin got crossbowed

Her small ass makes up for it

I would give her the entire seven kingdoms just to lick her feet

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i’m so jealous of margaery. i’ll never get to marry a cute innocent impressionable underage male virgin and enslave him to me with vagina magic :(

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>i'll build you a castle if you shit on my chest

If I had been a noble I'd be beloved by all women, a champion of all pussy. I'd go to war and acquire more land just to get more cute girls to have sex with.

Tommen was a teen at this point so its pedophilia its normal by medieval standards.

Soii in the water thats how, white 18 years old 200 years ago looked like 30 year olds.

Seduction in general? No. It's fun. It's like foreplay for your mind. Saying seduction is dumb is like saying making out or getting your dick sucked is dumb.. I think you're too focused on the nut and can't enjoy it.