Character is a 28-year-old virgin who has never been in a serious romantic relationship

I agree. Beyond a certain age it's impossible to perform properly in a sexual situation without either being a great actor, or risking a massively cringeworthy experience for the girl involved. It's why girls tend to prefer experienced guys, because they've already learned how to properly dominate a girl, and the fact multiple girls have been with them shows they're both good at sex and desirable. The best thing you can hope for as as 25+ year old virgin is a "nice", plain girl who is willing to let you make mistakes and will walk you through sex knowing you're a guy who won't cheat on her long-term.

Depends on the porn, if more people watched JAV perhaps we could inspire men to take the yellow pill and end the roastie menace

Half of the world has herpes. Not sure how to justify retail though

>28 year old KHV
>NEET
>never done any recreational drugs
>never consumed alcohol
>never shot a gun
>never been outside of my home state
>haven't had a single friend since 6th grade
>never been employed
>don't know how to drive

How should I feel about all this?

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What do you excel at user? If it pains you, fix it. Nothing changes if nothing changes

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If you're smart, you should feel doomed because there's no hope for you after your parents are gone. Unless your family is wealthy as shit and you get a fat inheritance or something.

What happens if the trucks stop bringing food to your town? You fucking die. You're not an actualized man, you're a fat swine consumer and I'm glad your bloodline will end with you

at least post the superior version

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>half the world
Well the other half doesn't I used to be one

>buy first house at 29
>earn average wage at 30

Love this one

Eventually everyone will have it

>Become a debt slave, the chart.
>Not mentioning divorce and alimony.
>Not mentioning how much a wedding or multiple children costs.
>Not mentioning the ticking nuclear bomb that is the housing market.
>Start earning average wage at age 30. Fucking lol.
>Second house. Two holidays a year. On average wage? Top kek.
Jesus Christ.

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We should all meet and walk toward the sea. At least we'd be remembered for something.

tfw no coochie

Eventually the whole universe will completely unravel into radioactive static meanwhile in 2019 I have a cold sore and working at a gas station on Easter

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>that pic
is...is that actually how normies see the world?
fuck me we are fucking doomed

>>never been outside of my home state
I don’t understand how this is even possible, but then again I live in one of the small New England states and there’s a chance you live out west or some shit. Everything else I can understand perfectly.

let's face it, exactly how many people follow this to the letter? especially the two holidays per year bit.
is this actually propaganda created by a loans company to convince people to spend as much cash as possible?

Get some abreva my dude

Started working at 15
Moved out at 17
It's all been downhill from there...

do your parents let you eat chicken sandwiches though?

where the fuck is university on this? even the normiest of normies all go to uni. you have to be literal scum to end up avoiding it. believe me, there are people here who make me wonder how the fuck they got in in the first place

You're right desu I only get an outbreak like once or twice a year still. Sex isn't everything was my point. It has caused almost 90 percent of my life's misery the stds are just the tip

you think you got problems buddy, I've never SEEN a female in my entire life, I'm not 100% sure they really exist and aren't just some Yea Forums meme I'm not in on

>Especially past a certain age.
Yeah and that age is like fucking 15 lmao
normal people have teenage "girlfriends" that they go to school dances with and other kiddie shit like that. That's preschool for romantic relationships. If you miss that boat you are literally fucking hosed for life.

despite seeing woman from afar in real life I'm still not entirely convinced that sex and stuff is not a hoax.

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>you have to be literal scum to end up avoiding it
It’s 2019, the prudent thing to do is to at least consider other options, especially if amerilard

guess I'm scum then, because I was forced into a psych ward at 17 and never finished high school. now I'm a 23 year old neet and resent the people who locked me in a room.

>is this actually propaganda created by a loans company to convince people to spend as much cash as possible?
it's literally that

Which dumb fucking Boomer wrote this? They don't give you a full time job for looking the ,manager in the eye and giving him a firm handshake anymore.

Not if I never have sex.

>you will never receive a hug from a warm, friendly girl who loves you and enjoys being around you
>you will never be kissed
>you will never experience romance, intimacy, love, tenderness and shared spontaneity
>you will never have a girl gossip excitedly about how much she likes you
>you will never protect, nourish, humour and encourage a shy, intelligent girl who treats you like her best friend and her lover
>you will never go on a formal date
>you will never meet a girl's parents and make a good impression
>you will never visit a national park together, never visit a museum together, never take a trip to a historic site and talk to each other about your impressions of the place
>you will never go ice skating together
>you will never sit behind her in the bathtub and see the steam rising from her soft, wet, warm skin
>you will never listen to music together in bed at night while a violent storm approaches the city and illuminates the room occasionally
>you will never take a long drive together and stop off at a small roadside diner and talk to an elderly couple eating there and have them comment about how you remind them of themselves when they were young
>you will never kiss her sticky, damp, soft lips and hear her little sighs and moans

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>17 years old here
MODS MODS MOOOODS

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You will get it from a cup someone else has drank out of or from the dentist

well, that's different because you didn't choose to avoid it. have you at least looked into options of applying as a mature student?

Stop mastrubating convert to Christianity and you can be a perfect monk even a saint

Why not dude? I don't get being an incel I'm ugly and balding and unsuccessful I just don't get not having sex. Is it social anxiety?

You sound 18 years old. Not everyone needs to go to university.

but not me, I'm a touchless virgin and Herpes free.

jealous?

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Yes. Can I be you?

I'm in adult school right now after avoiding it for years due to anxiety and brief relapse episodes. Should finish this year but have no clue what I'm doing after, probably wagecucking.

>tfw gonna buy a 10,000 shotgun so I can go out in style
it's gonna be kino

Honestly I would trade every time I've had sex to be herpes free. All that fucking is just tears in rain now. The herpes are very real.

Atleast it isn’t aids

of course not everyone needs to go, some people need to do the bins and that.

If we were just born a little earlier we would have been used as cannon fodder in some great war.

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no herpes, no STDs, no problems at all. my penis is still in mint condition.
at least being a touchless kissless virgin has 1 advantage.

Bro I'm not a turbo Chad but have been told I'm a pretty boy to the point even men hit on me and I promise sex isn't as great as your spiralling depression has convinced you. Get out, talk to a doctor, fix your mental health mate I sincerely mean it, so much more valuable is the mind than the cock. Just one of those things going wrong is just as sad as being this avoidant, fulfillment is not found externally.

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This but unironically, at this point I'd probably break down like a faggot if a girl showed me some affection I'm so starved for it, maybe my brain will cut me a break and give me a tyler durden like gf to motivate me and give me purpose

Are you saving yourself for god?

Why are some people happy while others aren't?
It all seems so unfair to me.

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>37 before you start earning more than 40k a year
>buying a house before you earn an "average" wage

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Hey at least I don't have aids my man you're right

This.

all I’m saying is you’re a youngfag with a limited perception of the world and you ignored the post saying it’s wise to consider other options

>not "for you"
Gay pasta. Still, nothing in the world can compare to the feeling of a woman smiling when she sees you.

You don't have to have sex to get herpes. I'm a virgin and I have it...

I'd honestly prefer that t b h at least then I would either get killed or people would pretend to care about me for my military service. Both are preferable to being a universally hated loser.

I almost had sex in 2014, with a girl who asked me out for some reason and invited herself back to my place after two cinema dates. The first time, she asked to turn the lights out and I said ok. Then she asked me if I had a condom and I said yes and went to the bathroom to put it on (I though this was normal, plus was scared). I lost my erection, but fortunately when I got back she was distracted by something so I threw the condom out of sight and pretended she hadn't asked. We tried again at her place a few nights later, but getting out of bed nude in front of her was absolutely disgusting for me, and having her lie there silently in the semi-darkness watching my nude figure walk over to get a condom, then walk into the illuminated bathroom to put it on (I lost my erection by then), and then walk back to her, was just too much. I sweated out a ton of sweat into her bedsheets, jacked off violently beside her trying to get hard while she kissed me, and cringed hard when she started kissing my neck and licking my ears trying to get me aroused. After that night I text her loads but she responded with brief yes / no replies. I got the message and saw on Instagram that her ex-boyfriend had visited her recently and they had taken photographs together etc, but even then she text me a couple of times weeks and then a few months later, but I just acted politely and let the conversation die. Yet I crave intimacy, and to share my life with someone, and to become a better person by having someone to look after, care for, be loyal to, etc. I even crave sex, but it just doesn't feel like something natural for me, I just lack that impulsive, brute drive when I'm around another person that would make me want to penetrate them that way unless we knew each other well, were good friends, trusted each other, and both understood what we wanted from the other person sexually and otherwise.

But the Herpes man, that shit's no joke. Doesn't stay with you for life?

At least we’re all the same my frens :)

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He didn't even write anything about sex you doofus he was talking about companionship

Look at who made that picture. They are saying that you should take a loan for that shit.

no

and I'm a virgin and I don't, I have good hygiene and dont touch my face with dirty hands.

In 2014 a girl at my part-time job text me asking to go out. She was as tall as me, maybe even a tiny bit taller, and I was already insecure enough. After a forgettable first where I seized up and didn't respond to cues, she kept texting me and I told her I didn't understand why she wanted to spend time with me. I still, in my late 20s, feel like an insecure teenage girl ready to devote myself obsessively to anybody who shows me tenderness or even the slightest bit of personal attention.

Give it time friend. Eventually you will be a virgin herpe owner lol

Sex is overrated desu, it feels nice for about the first month and you quickly start feeling like fucking other girls

You guys should just go for sex to have children and nothing else

>imagine caring this much about getting a girlfriend

>imagine caring about stereotyping in entertainment

YIKES

You’re a whiny bitch

christ this was brutal to read

>get a date
>"oh god fuck i might make it"
>goes well IMO
>get dumped next week by text

I am a battery of misery on trickle charge.

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Consider yourself lucky

You can have intimacy and care without sex
Maybe some people really are meant for the religious life. Although your repulsion with yourself doesn't bode well.

kek

>character is a retarded 9gag shitposting faggot who relates to shitty memes and shoves them in everyone's face
I hate this trope

no I won't. stay jealous you herpes infested cuck.

How the hell do you get drugs if you are a social inept and don't have friends? I need some releif in my life.

>had my first gf at 24
I wish I could say there's hope for everyone, but I'm just incredibly lucky that she likes me and pray she she doesn't suddenly realize how weird I actually am.
Godspeed to any khv out there, because I know it's not easy.

Yeah it's pretty dreadful desu. A lot of people get it from parents or friends of parents as babies though. Glad I somehow avoided that I got mine the fun way

Ignorance is bliss, sex havers are NPCs without self-awareness to know how disgusting they are

you can order all that shit on the internet since like 2010 gramps.

>buy flat at 27
>buy house at 29
>start earning average wage at 30
just go in massive dept lol, nothing to worry about, its normal lol

Drive to a dispensary

Did you have to settle, or is your gf nice? I'm close to 28 and I'm thinking on giving up and get an ugly/fat girl

Link to a tutorial?

I know exactly how this feels user, my teenage years were occupied with abuse, homelessness and mental illness, I never got the chance to crush on girls and learn to talk to them and get rejected or be confident, now I'm in my mid 20's with literally no experience with people, let alone girls. I've been socially isolated for so long I just can't get it into my head that I could be with someone, like the schizoid roots have taken hold too deep and the neet wizard life is the only possibility. I've always been too self hating to turn into an incel though so I'm not hateful about it, I'm /fit/ and an organ donor, I'll hopefully make some people happy one day
>feel like an insecure teenage girl ready to devote myself obsessively to anybody who shows me tenderness or even the slightest bit of personal attention.
This hits too close to home

It's not that simple dude, and i'm lazy, why do you think i'm on this position?

now this one i can relate to

1. download tor
2. find a marketplace
3. buy bitcoins
4. buy drugs
5. wait

I can't get prescription drugs that easy in my country.

>get bitcoins
>install tor
>go to darknet
>????
>buy drugs

nope, beautiful, great body, nice family, the whole package. literally too good to be true somehow.
I also actually like her very much, so I think settling for someone fat/ugly wouldn't be satisfying. I guess I wouldn't do it. You have to try with the ones you like m8

It’s Easter chill out faggot

>tor
>in 2019
Now who's the grandpa?

I wish you well mate.

fat is better than ugly
at least fat women might produce good looking children, if you keep their diet in check

>It's not that simple dude
its only scary the first time because you don't understand how it works.

Im a virgin. But i still shave my pubes for whatever fucking reason. Ive noticed here lately ive been getting these pretty big bumps. They are on my waistline so my underwear constantly fucking irritates them and they bleed and pus up and shit. Idk if its ingrown hairs or what? Now ill probably never lose my virginity since i have these little scars and any chance i have at having sex will be ruined by some thot thinking i had/have an std

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How global is it? Will I be able to buy them if I live in some thirld world country from South america?

Just get some strong booze. It's cheap, sold everywhere, and it's a good anesthetic.

Me except the pol part

worldwide dude

Congrats man. I did try flirting with girls I like, but they are way out of my league, so i'm a bit scared of punching above my weight.

>40k a year at 37
Lmao what the fuck I was making over 60k at 20

I was a incel until 25 when i found my current gf and things turned around
Now I'm former robot with a gf, my own company and earning more than the average in my country
Still sometimes my inner robot comes out

>girl shows me slightest bit of attention
>imagine the rest of my life with her

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Alright a gf would be well and good, but where do I find a giantess gf to crush my pelvis to dust?

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You´ll have to check that out yourself. You can search by country where they send it from or where they are willing to send. Generally you should order from your own country so it doesn't have to cross any borders.

It gets boring after a while. I'm jealous of people posting their experiences on Shrooms or LSD

I'm also a virgin and shave my pubes but always did it correct. for some reason it makes me horny and my already big cock looks even bigger that way which is very satisfying to look at when penetrating my onahole.

That's nice, user. I've long abandoned any hope I ever had of finding someone so the only joy I find in things related to this subject is knowing that some Anons out there made it. Must be nice.

Stop shaving your pubes faggot, what gave you the impression women expect a baby smooth cock and balls? Just run over the lot with a trimmer, leave some length though so its not a fucking brillo pad.

I touched my first girl at age 24 and they are so fucking soft it's surreal.

she's definitely way too good for me, but all it took was one moment of me not being scared of asking her out.
so even though it sounds cliche as fuck, but just do it. looking back it's all that I had to do. just do it. no one cares if you're scared or whatever. you HAVE TO just do it buddy

my arm just rubbed up against hers btw, it was a crowded bus.

>character is a 28 year old who has never had a job nor graduated college and still lives with his parents

How fucked is this character haha

thats me but I'm 1 year older.
probably gonna suicide when parents will force me into minimum wagecuckery

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I guess that's a good reason. You should try it out. I've already tried drugs and I don't like them. Booze is just easier and cheaper to get and I just want to feel numb most of the time.

just take a shower and get a haircut, you idiots

>40k a year
Is that a good thing?

Yeah so according to this my life completely goes off the rails at 24 and i hit none of those milestones. And im fucking 27 now. Hit alot of the milestones before that. Although a full time job at 19 seems extreme. Since most people are in uni. Although ig to make up for it i passed the driving test at 16.

also shamefully enough i havent technically moved out of my parents house yet. They have two houses and i stay in one, although i essentially stay in it myself

well, I wouldn't know what to do either if it wasn't for her. 'Be out there' or similar advice, well thank you very much amirite. It's a tough life.

Why are girls so soft? How do they do it?

in euroland yes

Uni is a scam for 90% of those who attend, dont be such an elitist about it like a degree means anything. The overwhelming majority of people who go to uni would have been better off doing trades. Sure wish I had, all the guys I knew who didn't get uni entrance now have successful businesses and take 3 month vacations every year while only the dentists and one anesthetist is earning anything worthwhile. For the rest of us its mid-tier office work that has nothing to do with our degree if we're lucky, those who dropped out in the 2nd year are KFC and starbucks employees.

How exactly do you bring up the fact you'll kill yourself if forced into homelessness without making it sound like an ultimatum, there's already so little life offers if a little bit of warmth and security isn't one of them than just fuck it all

So you think im doing it wrong? Idk how i could be doing it wrong. I dont go against the grain or anything... Maybe its my razor? Regardless. Thats kund of one of the reasons i do it. It seems like it makes my penis look bigger. Plus the one girl i talked about having sex with said she prefers shaved guys. So ig i just sort of ran with it then.

Like this user said And also like i mentioned. The one girl whom ive talked about having sex with mentioned she prefers shaved guys. This was years ago but still.

>any American crime show
>lab girl is a sociopath/autistic with one or more of the following:
>florescent hair
>loud clothing
>tattoos
>a dike
>le KrAzY hobby that covers the work place
>everyone loves her and goes out of their way to excuse the poor writing with "its just her autism, we should be more understanding"

How did this become a thing? The reason CSI was a smash hit was now fucking grounded the characters started off as.

like 15 years ago in school there was a qt redhead sitting next to me in class, her arm rubbed accidentally against mine. I still remember that feel, since then there was no contact with a woman.

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Girl skin is so soft and warm it's unbelievable. Being in the presence whose body you are able to appreciate in every aspect is such an amazing experience. Her scent, her touch, the sound of her breathing and her expelling of breath when she laughs or the way the bubbles between her lips and gums pop when she smiles a big smile, the taste of her saliva, the scent of her perfume and her natural skin, all of it from the body of a girl who actually wants to be around you and is trying to make a good impression on you just as you are trying to impress her. To touch a girl's soft, hairless skin and stroke it fills your stomach with electricity and makes your heart pound against the centre of your chest. You feel so young and so alive, every part of you is aching to be alert and to appreciate the experience of just allowing her presence to overwhelm you. It's just an amazing thing to be intimate with a girl, and I understand completely why men in older generations were willing to work twelve hour days in mineshafts and ploughing fields all day etc just to have those brief, occasional periods of absolute intimacy with a girl, especially when it's young love and she just becomes the embodiment of everything which is fertile, beautiful and blossoming in the world.

>"if I have to go we won't see each other ever again"

thats all I say to them, for now parents are scared and wont throw me out but they are getting old and soon wont be able to support me anyway.

Ive had sex with around 23 or so girls.

>Join up to be cannonfodder
>Still alive don't even get any combat deployments
>Gonna try joining the FFL to try my luck there
Wish me luck bros

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How is this good in europe? Isnt the cost of living expensive as fuck over there?

>20
>Driving test
Silly Americans, the developed world starts drinking and driving motorbikes at 16, 18 for cars

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What does the military think of virgin losers? Ive been considering joining so i can go die for something at least, but I always have a fear that the military would be the last place they would accept a loser like me. I feel like everyone in the military at least has a spouse or bf/gf and if I showed up and said im a 27 y.o. autist they would want me dead really fast. Maybe suicide is really the only outlet. I have no skills no family or friends and every horrible hard labor job i get always ends up with me getting beat up and fired.

I was interested in the military all through school but was too much of a pussy to join, now I'm too old
that pic is UK dumbass

>tfw 27 and same is suicide the way to go or be a vagabond?

>dying for jewish foreign interests
lad surely you can die for something much, much better?

I do it this way:
>trim first
>use electric shaver to trim down further
>go into shower with hot water
>soap up and use razor
>apply cold water to shaved skin for a minute
>dry with clean towel
>avoid touching the skin

never had ingrown hairs, some red spots occasionally but nothing too extreme.
seems the skin gets used to it too.

>I've been considering joining so i can go die for something at least
>they would want me dead really fast.
which one is it faggot

>this is why you're not geting laid

I almost puke from reading this garbage.

No one cares. The military is full of outcasts and you don't have to share your life story if you don't want to. If you want to join, you should do it soon because I don't know if they'll take someone who's almost 30 years old.

Not him but I'm in the same situation but it will be suicide for me.

>"I love you user!"
>"Hey, are you ok? You seem pretty down."
>"Thank you for looking after me user, I hate being ill but I'm so grateful to have you care for me!"
>"Do you like it when I do that? Just tell me what you want me to do okay, and I'll do it for you."
>"I'm so glad we met user!"
>"You make me feel like the luckiest girl alive!"
>"Do you think I'd make a good mother user?"
>"Goodnight honey, I love you"
>"I wish we had met when we were teenagers, I bet we would've gotten along so well"
>"You're my best friend user, you know that!"
>"Don't worry user, as long as we have each other that's all that matters. I don't care about all that other stuff, okay?"
>"You're so handsome when you're tired."
>"I can't imagine that I'll ever stop loving you, user"

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There's your first problem, caring what girls think, if the relationship is worth shit the sex will be the last thing that matters

my last hope is chainlink
I hope I make it before I have to kms

How's that $1000 EOY coming champ

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I was lucky to not buy the top and got in at the groundfloor so still in profits but not made it either

>25 yr KHV
>Had car at 16
>Licensed driver at 18
>Moved out at 17, w/ full time job
>Rented on own at 19
>Was earning 60k at 23
IDK man, I know I'm a fuckup in most regards but some of these criteria seem way too late. Do normies really wait until 30 to earn average wage? This was actually a reaffirming read for me.

>people say to cheer up because there are people who have it worse than you
>read posts about people who have it even worse than me
>instead of feeling better about myself it's like seeing what the future will be for me
h-haha

Fuckin checked

isn't this motivating you to change so you dont end up like me?

who /mentally ill/ here?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization

the worst about this mental illness shit is having to pretend you have none of it
I think I'm too deranged so if anyone would find out they would lock me up

>if the relationship is worth shit the sex will be the last thing that matters

Literal boomer detected. This isn't how the world works today, unless you meet a girl who is completely immune to peer pressure and the influence of social media, popular culture etc. If you aren't making her legs shake and causing her to develop a cult-like devotion to you due in part to your ability to tap into her latent appreciation for violence, you will more than likely be discarded.

Normies (mostly) don't go on STEM. I'm guessing you are comp sci major, that's why your only achievement is decent salary. If you earn that in other field, i'm impressed.

why are you on this website if you're successful in life

Lol, if you find a girl who only cares about sex she isn't worth keeping, you sound like such a fucking cuck

It's in pounds but still that's only $52k

>be 18
>dont worry about it you have your entire life ahead of you
>be 20
>dont worry etc
>24

How much money do you have in your account

>went into stem (engineering)
>graduated in december
>cant find a decent job
Fucking kill me. I have had some offers but they sounded fucking awful.

Yes I will lmao.

God, wish that were me

Its a big organization with lots and lots of different people. Just keep your autism at a level where you don't actively fuck over everyone around you. As cheesy as it sounds as long as you show you trying chances are you won't get fucked with as much. That said everyone gets fucked with. Also 27 is a bit old, I was considered old for joining at 22. Did have a 26yo join right as I was getting out but his shit was so on point that he'll no doubt succeed

Based retard

>successful
Sure that user might have the financial side of it down. But if he is actually a KHV the social aspect of his life is lacking to say the least.

is it even possible to find girls who don't have 9543651 social media accounts

Don't worry bros, only a few months left

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This, with social media men now have to compete with every single swinging dick in a 100 mile radius minimum, good luck locking down a girl to be faithful when there's an endless parade of chads looking to fuck her

>Normies (mostly) don't go on STEM

I'm doing CS and while it does have a few weirdo autist losers like me, most of the people here are as normie as you can get. And all of the Computer Engineering majors are chads.

same. only kms viable.

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Yes but how do you plan on finding them when not through social media, the only other option is cold approaching random ones on the street but the chance they don't have a social media account is slim, another is through friends or family

Not specifically comp sci, but salary is certainly all I have going for me.
Cant interface with people, was fine as a kid but social isolation gave me autistic symptoms. Going to die alone, doesn't really fit my parameters for success.
Little over 70k, I waste most of what I earn.

Tbh teenage love isn't all that great, kids are mean to each other and for every beautiful teenage romance that mutually ends when you go to college like in a movie or even lasts forever, there are 50 where it's shitty kids treating each other selfishly like shit. My last gf was 21, she'd had 4 bfs in high school that all fucked her and dumped her within 6 to 8 months, she's primed to see relationships fail. I'm the opposite at nearly 26, met first gf and kiss at 17, first sex with her at 18, stayed together for most of college but she became super abusive by the time I was 20, we finally broke up my last semester. Didn't so much as even ask a girl on a date for over a year, was unable to flirt with girls even when they were flirting with me. All my gfs since then have lasted half a year tops.

Tl;Dr don't obsess over missing out on teenage dating and sex, more likely than not it's just shitty puppy love that goes bad fast

Having a gf really isn’t that great.
It gets boring and eventually you just want to be single and playing vidya again

This is so true. Social media fucked average men so badly, and gave women so many choices. Now, not having one makes you an outcast and weirdo.

Have sex.

Yes it is, I found one

shall we?

It's about developing spiritual relations, the physical aspect will obviously be shit. The amount of lonely people, who just want somebody to talk to, is massive. Forget about sex

desu all the people on here complaining about being virgins should at least be thankful they're not gay virgins. that's when you know you're completely undesirable.

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This is kind of true. My gf started playing video games with me though so its not too bad though

Then stop attracting shit tier women. I have a fiance who doesn't even fucking use social media because we already have people we actually interact with.

Well, I at least want to try it first.

It isn't that girls only care about sex, but we live in a post-scarcity society where no girl needs to marry a "nice" local boy at aged 18 because she's too poor for college and her friends are already starting to settle down etc. The Young Woman of 2019 has a dating pool which is ten times the size of the dating pool her grandmother had access to, probably more than that actually, thanks to Tinder, other social media, and improved infrastructure allowing quick and easy access to larger urban centres. The Young Woman of 2019 isn't as repressed, humble, duty-bound or consistently submissive as the women of her grandmother's age, who were happy for some guy older than her who had a job and some social standing to show willingness to take her from her father and become her new father, so to speak. No, the Young Woman of 2019 is instead provided with dozens of potential pathways in life, each promising novelty, pleasure, fulfillment and attention. She is encouraged to develop herself before settling down, learn her preferences and gorge herself on pleasure before settling for a more humble, quiet, restrained life with a steady partner. She will get drunk, she will smoke, she will pay for fleetingly symbolic tattoos, she will change her hair colour, she will allow men of perceived social standing to use her holes and even urinate on her, she will go through a dd/lg phase, an erotic anime phase, a goth phase, a trad phase, experiencing varied sex and novel experiences in each of these. The fact that you think the Young Woman of 2019, who has already experienced all of this, would be willing to settle for a "nice" guy who won't look her in the eyes and keeps smiling and apologizing when he starts thrusting out of rhythm, or who has intimacy issues that she has already overcome in her mid-teens, just shows how naive you are. I'm really sorry to say this, though I think the reality check will do you good. The Young Woman of 2019 does not need you.

The only women that don't have many social media accounts are those that are incredibly mentally ill or hideous and/or lead some sort of extremist lifestyle due to religion or whatnot that doesn't allow them to have them.

Are you a gay virgin?

im a born again incel

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>first kiss at 14
>first time at 15
>first full time job at 17
>first meaningful relationship with 19
>lose gf and job with 23
>finish high school with 24
>now going to college at 26
>BSc next year

My life is really fucking weird.
Atleast I made good money early on.

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yes

>we live in a post scarcity society
What the fuck? No we dont. I wish we did.

Alright. Fair enough, but who would want that kind of women, not every single girl has had 5 sexual partners before the age of 18, there are surely some moral women left right? I think the reason these kinds of women get anywhere in life is because they provide sexual pleasure

This cant be real lmao

I feel like this is a copypasta but what it says is true.

>Says the guy who can't fulfill basic human actions.

NOOOOOOOO! SHUT UP!

Former incel here
Women are natural born losers
Social media only reinforces that
Unlike men, women have no hobbies so they spend all their time doing nothing, waiting for a male to come by
Just don't be a greasy fat piece of shit, show at least some confidence and you can find a gf easily

>there are surely some moral women left right?
There surely are some unicorns out there, right?

Plz no, let me have hope at least

but I am real and I am a 29yo touchless virgin.
whats so hard to believe?

why didn't you ask her why she is dumping you? Why didn't you ask her why she doesn't have the balls to say it to your face?

Why wouldn't it? I'm on similar boat as that guy.

Don't listen to this user. No one cares how hard you try. They only care about the results. The military is rife with favoritism and if you're not extroverted or
don't know how to fight, people will use you as a physical and emotional punching bag to take out their frustrations on. I joined thinking it would help me with my neetism and depression and it did slightly, but not in the way you'd expect. Focus on yourself first and buildup some self confidence before joining the military. Otherwise you're gonna get walked all over.

Im 28 and All I want is a friend. Im just thankful to be alive in a free country. I don't need an actual companion, just an acquaintance would be sufficient.

Even if it isn't every woman, all you are doing is admitting that there are tons of men that will never find such a woman because the number of women is finite. The gender ratio is 50/50. If 80% of women are as described in that post that means that you are competing with the entire male population over that remaining fraction, by definition most men will never find one.

based boomer

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>setting arbitrary requirements for potential gfs
Why does that even matter you tremendous fag lol no wonder you don’t get laid

That's not possible

i dont remember writing this

Sad stuff t bh

Not him, but it's not about maturity. I'm literally 5/10. No one would want me.

hold up are you trying to tell me i don't exist?

What sort of engineering offer did you have that was awful?

Of course there are girls who have not had sex by the age of 20, but they are literally, statistically rare and usually fall into the following categories:

1. Repressed Intellectual
>often privately educated or from a wealthy family
>often the cute younger sibling of a precoscious older sister whose extraverted behaviour intimdates her and who she is seeking to define herself in contrast to
>often act and appear younger than they are due to lack of drinking, smoking, late nights etc
>neuroticism has aided their academic abilities but caused them to overthink sex to the point where any guy who shows them attention is rewarded with an intense, obsessive outporing of frustrated yearning

2. Ugly / Self-Image Problems
>often not intelligent and don't really think about sex or anything else in a focused, interested manner
>usually have to be literally deformed or diseased to have been overlooked by the age of 20

3. Religious
>genuine religious devotion intimidates even seedy men looking to take her virginity
>mature, lucid, rational attitude towards life and strict control over emotions and other brutish phenomena
>is looking for a mature, religious, reliable and trustworthy guy, who needn't be all that attractive, to give herself away to
>treats sex as primarily a means of creating children, though occasionally indulges in it for the sake of maintaining her marital bond

>jacked off violently beside her trying to get hard while she kissed me

Lmao I’ve done this lots of times while hammered

skincare?

faggots hit on everyone, they're thirsty as fuck and have no shame

t. ugly ass motherfucker who looks like Bran from GOT and gets hit on by faggots

You're not going to get top pickings, and getting a boyfriend would he harder but with the sex drive on men, it seems impossible to stay a virgin if you're attracted to them.

not even in south america lol

Option 3 is what I'm after because I'm also religious and all those points I agree eith

You could join any dating site or app and have loads of men willing to fuck you within the next hour no matter what you look like. Men are disgusting, especially fags. My neighbor is gay and regularly goes out and fucks 5 or more men in the same night.

just trim

shaving looks dumb if you're hairy all over like me

Chad/virgin meme pls

Religious womens are taking it in the ass, especially the muslims one

Each day passes I become more convinced white people fuck their own dogs.

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ah, but you haven't accounted for my crippling anxiety about literally every human interaction

How are these stories possible tho? A lot of people lose their virginities in their 20’s, but how do you not interact with girls? You don’t see/talk to them at work or when you’re out and about?

only in the north, for west/central it is not bad payment and for east and south its good money

>ten times the size of the dating pool her grandmother had access to

More like a thousand.

You are fucking pathetic. Its funny because you know she was probably making fun of you to her ex. At least to her other female friends about how weird you are and how you are probably a fag since you couldnt get hard.

>You don’t see/talk to them at work or when you’re out and about?
If you spent you late teens and early 20s playing videogames and dont go out to socialize, then no.

No shit? So i assume its hard to make that much then? Honestly part of me wishes i could live somewhere in Europe... i fucking hate it here.

I go to the uni, then come back to my house
My parents pay me everything so i don't have to work

I haven't left my house in almost 9 months

It’s hard to believe a grown man has never even held hands with a woman. I’m never letting my son play video games, I’m convinced it’s what stunted most of you emotionally. When you were the age where you should’ve been out chasing pussy you were locked inside staring at a computer. And now you’re too old to develop the skills necessary to bed a woman.

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an unfortunate part of the problem is the fact that i have standards, and unfortunately the only people who approach me on grindr when i have a face pic are creepy old men who i'd much rather have nothing to do with

Kek bby

Most of my coworkers are married women in their 50s

Getting a friend is at least easier than getting a romantic partner. I'm not saying it's easy though. Easiest way to connect with someone and make a friend is through a shared hobby or interest, so you might want to try there. I'm probably not saying anything you already don't know, and I don't want to give boomer tier advice, but I thankfully never had any problems with making friends so boomer advice is probably all I'd be able to give. I'm really grateful for my friends because without them I'd truly have almost nothing. Good luck, user.

>Yea Forums-MUH FEEEEEEELS

Isn't there another board for this?

Women find some men very repulsive. For example some coworkers will be visibly uncomfortable if you tried to talk about anything other than work related stuff, etc.
Source: me

I have a plan
I'm going to buy a bike and transport my arse around town with iit so mmaybe sooner or later I get approached by a girl who would say something like "esse nice quads ye have on ye legs"

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Jesus. I laughed but there was a cry in between my laughes. I'm 25 and it exactly how my life went up until now. How is it that accurate?

i'd argue video games are more of a symptom than a cause. these shut-ins would have likely just found something else to do.

>character is a KHV who can't even wank it to things he likes anymore because he considers himself unworthy to
Haha, who'd devise such an unrealistic plot?! Kidding aside though, I woke up early today and decide to just get everything out of my system. I've wanked it 7 times already to cuck porn, negresses, blacked, etc. I've been drunk since morning, just watching movies and wallowing in my filth. Now I'm watching The Libertine. At night, I'll take a bath, eat a burger, watch a good movie, and then dump all the booze I have, and turn my life around first thing in the morning. I need to get rid of the madonna/whore and inferiority complexes.

I used to wank it to big tit redheads and blondes all the time. As soon as I got fat, started visiting /r9k/ and fell behind on my duties, my self-confidence fell so much that I can only get it up to things I find unattractive at this point. A sort of punishment. This shit needs to end. I used to take a look at Opera Gloves and Lingeries and my cock would get instantly hard. Now all I can think about is how I don't deserve it, so I should wank it to some fat, ugly negress, or see a "real man" (has nothing to do with niggers or the Bee-Bee-Cee, just Big Cocks and Cucking in general) fuck what I like. I know the root of the problem, and I'm cutting it out. This is no way to live anymore.
>inb4 you'll fail
I've never tried it before, so I hold out hope that I'll make it. I've had enough. And I did manage to get over an unhealthy addiction to sweets. I haven't eaten one in a year. So considering that I know my problem, I'm confident it'll leave. Hell, I don't even wank it daily; just once every 4 days. I merely want to go back to getting aroused by things I like. The last 2 years have been a downwards spiral, but I now need to climb back up.

Thanks for reading my blogpost, and please tell I'm gonna make it Yea Forumsbros. I wanna be a sick cunt, not a sad one...

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All girls i've ever had crush on were number one type. Either their intricacy for have relationship or i'm too brainlet for them

>had a job like this in college
It was the absolute worst experience of my life. Get out as soon as you can. I'm being serious. There's going to be nothing but drama and getting loaded with the work they don't feel like doing, the they find excuses to fire you when you don't feel like putting up with their bullshit anymore.
Preserve. Your. Sanity.

I was poor growing up and never played any video games and still dont and im 28. You don't know shit.

Then you are a gay virgin by choice. I’m attracted to 9/10 women but most of the ones I fuck are 6/10 at best.

If it's not videogames, it's going to be books and the internet like it was for me

videogames have nothing to do with it.

>I’m convinced it’s what stunted most of you emotionally
what that means?

>It’s hard to believe a grown man has never even held hands with a woman
but its true I never did that.

She said it was because she wasn't ready for dating as she wasn't completely over her ex (dumped by her bf of 2.5 yrs just over a month ago). It sounded like a typical "its me, not you" type message.

She was the one who asked me out and I did kind of awkwardly kiss her out of the blue when i dropped her back home, she went "do you wanna try again" so I kissed her again. Saw her again a few days later and she was really distant. A few days after that i got the text. We'd only been on 1 date so i'm sort of okay with it by text.

I think she sensed my spaghetti and ran.

I have to see her again soon and have no fukign idea what i'm supposed to do

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When I was a teenager I spent all of my time playing video games and browsing the internet and barely even interacted with my few friends outside of school.

In college I just went to school and then went home as soon as classes were over. I never spoke to anyone outside of some occasional bullshit small talk.

At work all of my coworkers are either boomers or immigrants who barely speak English.

i want to set up an online dating profile, but my last picture is 5 year old
what do i do

>Driving test at 20
What the fuck, everyone I ever knew had a learner's permit by 15 and a license by 16

>the military would be the last place they would accept a loser like me

Lel mostly retards who can't keep a job elsewhere join the military. They're desperate for people getting shot the fuck up in the desert

God I know exactly how this feel like. I'm not sure I can go through this again, I think I'll just give up and live as a monk.

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So its not really even an engineering position. Like you dont have to have a degree for the job. Of course they prefer it, but why wouldn't they? since they dont pay the guys with degrees more money. So thats one downside. The pay itself was actually pretty good. Would probably start out at around 70k a year and you can realistically make up to and over 100k.. But heres where the big downsides start. The only reason you make that much is because you work insane hours. Its hourly pay. Starts at like 24 an hour i believe. They have you working fucking 100 hour weeks. 14 hours a day every single day. And even when you arent working you have to live out on location in a trailer with the guy on the other tower (it rotates day guy and night guy). And you might not get scheduled days off. The guy who was trying to hire me said they try to do 14 on 7 off, but its really hard to do, which to me says they dont actually do it. And from my research on that sort of job you basically only get days off when the rig is coming down and they move it, so like 3-4 days and then you go right back to work for 2 to 3 weeks straight. The job itself is apparently fucking easy you put the tool together. Run it. And then basically email surveys out every so often. And between that do whatever. Play games. Watch movies. Whatever the fuck you wanna do. As long as your tool isnt fucking up. The guy told me if everything is going smoothly "you have alot of time to read".

Estrogen.

Yes, but you also don't have to sell your entire family into slavery to go to the dentist.

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Nah dude, it's a part time job, and I work 6 hours a week or something (but almost full time in summer)
My boss is sometimes crazy and neurotic, but we've reached mutual understanding long ago, so there are no issues
It pays decent for the amount of time I put in, that said, I'm almost 26 and shouldn't be working this kind of job

Meaning you aren’t emotionally mature enough to convey to a woman you want to have sex with her in a non creepy fashion. It takes practice

If he's playing multiplayer games with IRL friends he's fine, but definitely keep him away from single player escapism shit.

for west/cental(germany, austria and benelux) this is usual reachable with a bachelor degree in anything not social, historical, political, language or arts related

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Take a selfie, dont wear shades no matter how tempting. Isometric view of head with neutral slightly pouty expression. Do it in bathroom with normie shit in the background, like shaving balm and old spice. If you're balding then shave your head, no sense being more of a joke than you already are by trying to hide it because people can tell.

If I was King of the World I would ban recreational use of the internet, all it did was create a generation of young people who never learned to socialize properly

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False. I played the fuck out of videogames growing up. And i still managed to have sex plenty of times. I recognized i could just go out and put whatever amount of time i needed to fuck the girl and then come back home and continue enjoying my video games. Have the best of both worlds.

Video games often contribute to most of these problems, but they aren't the primary reason. There's often a primary reason that leads men to seek refuge in video games, and that's the most problematic one. Video games may lead you to never try to fix this issue.

This won't work. I spent years walking and travelling around the city alone every weekend, sometimes both Friday and all of Saturday, hoping to cross paths with a girl who smiles at me or something when I look at her. Only once in all that time did a drunken girl on the subway tell me she loved me and said I was cute, but at that point I was so mentally retarded I just hurried away and pretended not to hear her.

>How do screenwriters even come up with these concepts?

Examples? What movie or show exhibits this, or is this thread just projection?

I ask as a 31 yo virgin.

Majority of people who are playing video games are casual and have a life, the problem is the frequency not the object

why would I want to anyway?

jumping through so many hoops and listening to some roastie bullshit so I can stick my dick in her warm hole, its less effort and same result to heat up the onahole with warm tapwater, lubing it up and then fucking it while watching Jerk off instructions.

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You can allow videogames, but you need boundaries. Also, make him do sports and dont let him get fat, though it won't matter if he gets shit genes. If he's ugly, he's doomed like most of us.

>40k a year
>buy second house beforehand
What? No seriously what? 40k a year is straight up poverty.

>. You feel so young and so alive, every part of you is aching to be alert and to appreciate the experience
in my experience I was completely derealized for 5 hours. Afterwards didn't feel like it really happened.

>The opening lines that worked, were often extremely flat but to the point. One that seemed to work was just "wanna smash".
girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

I actually have a degree in stem, so that wouldnt be a problem i wouldnt think. I feel like it would probably be super hard to relocate over to Europe though. Wouldnt even know where to start. Alot of euros probably dont particularly like americans anyways.

Stop watching porn.

The selfie in the bathroom is the worst thing for Tinder, it's better to ask to a friend or your parents to take a picture outside, pretending you're doing some social shit. People are lying constantly on these apps.

I really do wonder if we wouldn't have been better off if the internet had just remained a military thing.

Its ironic because the average nigger makes over 40k a year after you add up all their welfare provides by whites.

>people complaining about tinder
Why? I have fucked literally every single girl i met up with on that app. Its funny because every single one said they werent looking for hookups.

I work 60 plus hours a week at haRd manual labor and I don't even make 30k a year. I also have no friends and no relationship. Im praying for a civil war

>“The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.”

>Why? I have fucked literally every single girl i met up with on that app. Its funny because every single one said they werent looking for hookups.

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Congrats. Not everyone here is good looking.

Yea Forums has a better thread for social inept and khv than the entire of /r9k/ threads combined for sure

This doesnt sound that bad user...

women hae no morals, they just do what will net them the most approval and attention, they do what's expected of them by society. And nowadays nothing is expected of them besides hedonistic living.
Those tradthots are just failed stacies who turned to a different method of getting attention.

>tfw 28 married with a son on the way and 80k a year job

You're gonna make it one day bros just keep the faith

I don't watch porn user. Didn't you read the "only fap once every 4 days" and "can't get hard to things I like" parts? I used to wank it to pinups and playboy pics and shit. But I started feeling so bad about myself that I couldn't get hard over them. So I started watching porn once or twice per week, just to nut. I doubled down on it today to get it out of my system.

That's kinda my point tho. A lot of teenage dating won't help you develop spiritual relations, bc kids are immature and use and abuse each other for sex. So you just end up cynical and defensive. Why do you think there are so many girls who are jaded about sex and relationships by their 20th birthday?

That's because r9k is filled with egirls and young adults (18-21)

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The thing is I genuinely have a good personality when around people, know how to read cues, how to insert jokes, be self-deprecating, and so on. But I'm just so detached from life, maybe partly due to spending 10+ hours plus on the computer every day for over a decade, that I am like a mute, wide-eyed, observant creep in social situations now. Someone once said to me: "He smiles, but he never says anything". It really hurt, and now I don't even smile.

Because it's just highlighted how dating apps make it possible for women to ignore 90% of all men.

Not even close

I dont think im that good looking. I literally look like an older version of Noah Schnapp (the kid who plays will or whatever on that stranger things show)

>dont particularly like americans
most dont like american politics as long as you are white you are good.
>hard to relocate over to Europe
just loose your passport and say you are from syria, wait a few years enjoy the neet bux and then find a job almost noone gets deported from germany

That board is just used by girls to get an ego boost nowadays.

nice writing brah. fuck that other faggot

I mean if literally giving your life up for 80k a year doesnt sound that bad....

Im 27 and still am not making it. Idek what i can do at this point to make it

>How do screenwriters even come up with these concepts?

>Be a director
>seclude yourself from society to learn about the camera and screenwriting while actors have massive orgies in school/Hollywood parties and do other crazy shit for "life experience" in order to read words off a page

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Threads going to die.

Will the mods, dare I say it, allow this conversation to continue in another thread? I'd really like to get to the bottom of why this character is so prevalent in contemporary cinema.

>boo hoo I'm so lonely waaaah
So fucking what? Stop being a faggot and just jerk off.

Lmao outside of /pol/ this is me

I will finish my 90 day nofap the 23rd of April and then I will get laid

excuse me, but some of us actually want to fit into society

Enjoy getting assraped in the divorce that has a 50% chance of happening.

I never needed a biography.

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driving age in america is 16

IM a late 20s virgin because I actually have goals im vigorously working towards because I actually want to be something someday. Everyone i meet in my age group is just trying to fuck themselves into an early grave.

Do you have education or training? Start by getting a decent job and maybe lower your standards a bit when it comes to women

That's not all sex is. If that's all you think it is (cope) that's why you'll never get it. It's weird because people with your mentality simultaneously long for a physical and mental connection but try to discredit both at every given opportunity. I mean, yes, there are plenty of other factors at play as to why you can't get it, plenty not your fault, but your mentality doesn't help.

What goals are you trying to achieve autismo? Becoming a better goy wageslave for Mr Goldstein than your peers and hoarding more shekels than them?

>driver test
>age 20
Top fucking kek
I finished mine when I was 15

The average surgeon starts training for being a surgeon at around 29 I think. Point is, it's never too late to start a difficult thing, at that age, you no longer have any neurological advantages that can help with something like that, yet, they still do it.

Hahahahhaha. You think Obama or Bush weren't chasing tail all throughout university ?

whites are so subhuman my god. how can you be so pathetic as to jerk off to your own wmoen get fucked? disgusting

Divorce rates are down significantly unironically

Divorce is a boomer thing to do

>The average surgeon starts training for being a surgeon at around 29 I think.
Source: your ass. I love how even you don't believe it, 'I think' lmao

I had a girlfriend at 12. What is wrong with you people? First time I ever got laid I was 17, because I thought I would save myself for marriage until I saw how that was retarded and no woman was like that,, then I found one...... I felt like shit.

>what’s wrong with you guys? Why can’t you be a fuck up like me?

>then I found one...... I felt like shit.
tell me more

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fuck these gay /r9k/ threads

Yeah im an engineer. Thats what started the whole conversation with the other user about the job offer i recieved. And truth be told i actually have a girlfriend. Its really not the relationships/personal aspect of my life that im not happy with. Its more on the career/financials bit. I know i dont have it as bad as alot of the anons here.

Just you wait a little more user, it's coming.

Literally me. I have the social experience of a elementary school kid.

dumb mobileposter saving mobile image versions
retarded pleb

Well my best financial advice I can give is dont fall into the credit card trap i did and it fucked me up

should i only use debit card then ?

I would have taken it. All the engineering oil/gas jobs I applied to never got back to me. Could you tell me what company/job this was? I'll apply for it.

>Install dating app
>Start getting matches
Then what? What are you suppose to talk about?

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Learn from this and remember not to be like that next time. She was completely comfortable with you being naked and walking to get that condom, doing everything she thought she needed to do to make you comfortable. It's hard but realise that she really did desire you in that moment, and you let your own insecurities get in the way. I realised this recently, un shackle yourself from this idea that you're not good enough for anyone, you have proof that you are.

impressive

Ya only use a credit card in emergencies. Know your limits only buy what you can afford I bought so much bullshitike vidya and computers after I got my job after college and it put me in serious debt.

Vapid shit, keep making them the subject (they'll do most of the talking if you phrase things right and ask open questions) and be blunt about what you want.

“Damn, I really really want a girl to validate my existence and add value towards it that I myself could do but don’t want to”, the post

>un shackle yourself from this idea that you're not good enough for anyone

It's really hard bro.

Good luck, fren

" The more man cultivates the arts, the less he gets hard.
There is a growing divorce of feeling between the spirit and the brute.
The brute alone is hard, and fucking is the lyricism of the people."

Baudelaire

You're just all dandy artists, guys.

>large number of young men get better mental health advice from Yea Forums Yea Forums than from medical "professionals" the thread.

We really are in peak Clown World huh?

>" The more man cultivates the arts, the less he gets hard.

what?

Some directional drilling company.. The position is an MWD. Im sure you can find all kinds like this at many other companies. Ive heard they are basically always hiring them (due to alot of turnaround). Like i said though its not an actual engineering position so you wont really be using your degree. But yeah i hear you about not hearing back from alot of places. Im not either. Starting to look out of the industry at this point. Im not really a field type of guy, if it was going to definitely take me somewhere i would do it. But i dont want to end up being out in the field and 5 yrs down the line wishing i could get out.

Wasn't Baudelaire a chad though? I heard he fucked tons of prostitutes etc.

I'll give you a reference to lm if you send email

>What are you suppose to talk about?
Your booger collection. How you like video games. Your moms medical problems. Regular stuff. Tell her about your past victims.

lol

>But user, i'm the mental pacient
HONK

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fuck, i wish that was me

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I fucked tons too, and I'm here, you just need to work from time to time for the fuck money.

I have a PhD and I've spend the better chunk of last month installing water heats in my "engineering" job. Working at an oil rig wouldn't be worse where I get to fuck off half the time.

Heh, I do that sometimes.

Not that user you are talking to. But reading yours and that anons conversation is mind boggling. Im kind of in the same boat. Everyone always acts like engineering is an easy street to a job and good pay as long as you can get through the schooling. But quite frankly it isnt true. Alot of engineers just get shitty dead end jobs and your degree just sits there like a cruel joke.

water heaters*

I hate to be that prick but I've been with a dozen girls. I was late to lose my virginity (22) first sexual encounter was with a hooker but I couldn't get it up. The next time was with my first gf, we had a great relationship and she was everything...but I got bored and started to wonder what other girls were out there. I got Tinder, my gf found out and forgave me, then I she discovered an email from a receipt of a cam-site and then left. After that I used Tinder to bang over a dozen girls, I used to love the adrenaline of the casual shit but it's made me more lonely than ever before.

Haha you're so dumb.

"To fuck is to aspire to enter someone else, and the artist never leaves himself."

You should still feel as though you're young.

Damn. What kind of engineering did you study? I mean if you dont have any sort of social life (nothing wrong with that) then mwd might be a decent job for you. I mean basically thats what they are paying you for. To give up any sort of social life you have. Your biggest issue is the absolutely terrible job security field guys have in the O&G industry. But yeah with a PhD im engineering you could probably get that sort of job easily. They like guys with degrees ig since it shows you can pick up on everything really easily.

Yep, took me 24 years. The other thing you have to realise is that fucking EVERYTHING in life is hard. Just because it's hard it doesn't mean you should quit, otherwise you'll get nowhere. Start running, gym is seriously not a meme. I swear to god start running, make some running goals and don't stop. I fucking promise that eventually it will click. Life is a process of pushing through pain and coming out better.

I was flooded with bullshit about how engineering leads to highest starting salaries and engineers are in extreme demand since the start of my undergraduate degree in 2009 all the way up until 2013. The truth hit me when it came time to start applying and I would get no responses from any good positions. Only got calls back from third party recruiters trying to fill bottom of the barrel tier 40k/year positions that no one wants. If I wanted to earn 40k/year then I could have started trucking straight of out high school and made more in my first year.

I thought getting a PhD would open up more doors but it just makes it a little easier to get a response from HR, but for shit jobs still. My belief was that maybe it's just me getting shafted until I heard about a friend's girlfriend. She had 2 internships, was the captain of the university SAE Baja team, was a woman obviously, and still couldn't get a job until someone finally give her an internal referral.

Going into engineering is easily one of my biggest regrets in life. I'm considering either military, but I'm close to the age limit cut off, or becoming a high school teacher since they make comparable or higher salaries than I do.

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I meant that people who experience teenage dating are still better off than people who don't experience it at all

Mechanical for both undergrad and PhD. The PhD dealt with jet and rocket fuel combustion chemistry.

Because those (((medical professionals))) are part of the same tribe that is working to cause these mental health issues in young men in the first place

I know user

You should be a mortician instead. There's going to be HUGE demand for that in the coming years.