*effortlessly makes a billion dollars at the box office*

edit it to say $3 billion

those look pretty positive reactions? also when has the story mattered in China? The last 2 Fast and Furious movies made 400 million each

Just because it can, doesn't mean it should.

>A good showing at the box office for any flick is still 300 mil to 500 mil

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>DC
You know this is WB right?

>those look pretty positive reactions
>"it's boring but pikachu is cute"
Jesus no wonder you morons are so shocked when your movies bomb

It's Legendary actually. WB just does the distro in some markets.

>Can you even understand the feeling that the dream of go into the world of Pokemon in childhood came true?

>Naked Bill Nighy
So much for that PG rating

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Seems fairly positive response for bug people

It was originally Legendary, but WB took over. It's completely being distributed by them.

>Your social credit rating has been adjusted by +1.

fixed

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>Pikachu is really cute, but the story...
You people are literally the dumbest fucking people on the internet

Fixed for real

Now you people will look slightly less retarded

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Can Pikachu even really talk?

There were other chinks saying they liked it. And "...." isn't a critique , it's not like people are thinking Detective pikachu is a hard boiled film noir

Overall the response seemed postive. What are you talking about ?

Uhhhh Cool World?

no, the trailer clearly showed that only the kid could hear him talk
everyone else hears pikachu making pokemon noises

no

Sounds good! Can't wait !! But the story........................

Gonna make 800m tops. China can't carry this to a billion like it did with Aquaman

>Naked Bill Nighy

B A S E D

>"it's boring
>ONE PERSON SAID TRHE STORY IS SUPERFICIAL! IT'S BOMBING IN A COUNTRY OF A BILLION
Mouse shills are grasping

Your pic directly refutes your statement retard.

I remember when you retards said the same exact thing about Shazam and Alita and look how that turned out for you

these aren't people wanting to see the movie dipshit these are the reviews from last night's premiere

Only if it's an original concept movie full of literal who's made for less than 50 million. If your movie has A list actors, a triple digit budget, and a franchise name on it, anything less than a billion is considered a failure.

>Whataboutism
Still doesn't prove anything. People didn't go into Detective Pikachu expecting a serious noir movie. Back to the drawing board, mouse.

He said huge movie

>People didn't go into Detective Pikachu expecting a serious noir movie
no shit you fucking retard they expected a good movie which they obviously didn't get

who the fuck thinks people expect a PG POKEMON movie would be a serious noir? you dipshits have said some stupid fucking shit but jesus christ

>Throwing a tantrum because no one fell for your retarded Chinese image
No need to get angry, Pajeet.

why are you trying so hard you fucking faggot?

All i want is to live long enough to see some R rated pokekino

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Why is Gyrados so big.

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>WB just does distro in some markets
This is what happens when Disney retards try to talk about actual movie studios

Speaking of reviews, does anyone know when the embargo lifts? Pretty strange there hasn't even been a social media reaction from critics with the movie so close.

>implying Pokemon is as obscure as those two and won't make a billion on the name alone.

Because Gyarados is big. It's about 4 times bigger than Charizard on average.

They say it was doubleplusgood.