HAPPY EASTER

have eggs.

tfw not leaving the house today

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Because it is a fertility ritual that predates history. Regardless of the historical reality of Christ, the holiday would be celebrated, as a natural consequence of human psychology.

I dreamt that I placed a cross on an altar which had Egyptian hieroglyphs on it. What do you think it means bros?

what the fuck was your problem man?

Imagine having so much anger inside of you on a day that is supposed to be peaceful.

bun

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I hope our american friends celebrate it too

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Christian Kino:
Passion
Ordet
A Man for All Seasons
Andrei Rubev
The Seventh Seal
Cavalry
Ten Commandments
Prince of Egypt
Lord of the Rings

of course we do. The Great Bunny shits plastic eggs in our yard and we enlist the youngest, most expendable members of our group to go collect them.

Then we eat bland meat and mashed potatoes and argue about identity politics in kids movies.

sounds comfy af

I just got back from mass. Lots of cute girls in the pews near me so I got to touch their soft hands when we gave peace. It was pretty based.

what do when my boomer relatives start talking about Trump the zionist shill?

Easter is for kids, Pesach is for men

>lusting in church
repent.

Why not celebrate both to maximize love for Christ

Color an egg and be happy you miserable faggot.

>love for Christ
Christ was a fraud

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fukcing lmao

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if you were really believed that you would have ignored this thread and gone about your day ;)

Based
He has risen

rant about the joos at a family dinner and see what happens, you dumb incel

Happy Easter, everyone!

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I rant constatly, i simply do it against the globalists.

My family is Polish we all know Jews are Satanic it says so in the bible

My day is already done

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t. Goldburg

Based

I'm not fucking goldburg, I'm a Rabinowitz

Critters 2
Rebel Without a Cause

Easter is a celebration of the fertility goddess Ishtar. Just look at the bunnies and eggs and chickens, all symbols of fertility and NOT AT ALL CHRISTIAN. The idea that it is a Christian holiday is a trick of satan to misguided us. If you're going to be a Christian and celebrate this holiday do yourself the favor of referring to it as First Sunday

Happy Easter everybody!

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Happy Easter!

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have eggs

First Sunday*

Easter

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but bunnies don't even lay eggs, user..

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Call it Easter just dont be one of these guys and pretend your a Christian when you literally invoke the name of a pagan fertility God. See

BASED AND JESUSPILLED

>mfw I'm spending Easter working and shitposting on Yea Forums.

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Same. At least I'll get to have ham with my family tonight.

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>working on Sunday
>working on EASTER Sunday
where the FUCK do you live and what the FUCK do you do?

Happy Easter anons. youtube.com/watch?v=7dFIz5ZG4DQ

>muh pagan holiday
>muh pagan gods
lol even centuries later the savages are still salty

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