>When a China-run oil refinery is attacked in Mosul, Iraq, a Chinese private security contractor (Jackie Chan) is called in to extract the oil workers. He learns, however, that the attackers' real plan is to steal a fortune in oil, and he must team up with a former U.S. Marine (John Cena) to stop them.
Will it be kino?
John Cena/Jackie Chan actionkino incoming
Hell naw
>China-run oil refinery is attacked in Mosul, Iraq
redpilled
Absolutely.
Based. China number one.
>inb4 copypasta
Isn't Jackie like 127 years old?
The quality of this movie depends on whether Jackie want trabble or no trabble
I was scared for a sec that the film will be about evil white terrorists in Iraq against le good Chinese guys. But if it's about based Jackie teaming up with Cena against ragheads, I'm all up for it.
Cena is great and we need some modern day action stars other than the Rock. He's starting to become the Christian of action movies. And I know you know which Christian I'm talking about.
He's 65 and looks about that. Still in great shape and health.
This better be action comedy kino.
Blue Dot Christian?
Seriously? That lame-o? I barely remember him being irrelevant with the grungy homos who killed themselves for redneck pleasure. Who the fuck gives a shit about him other than virgin wrestling fans?
Also Cena is a crappy actor
>Hackie Chan
Nope
Yes, another chink propaganda like Wolf Warrior.
>I was scared for a sec that the film will be about evil white terrorists in Iraq against le good Chinese guys.
Any scenario with Cena as a bad guy against Jackie would be based. He plays a good villain and fights where the big guy brutalizes the little guy are always entertaining.
bring back broke nose Ken
>Go to China for month
>do promotions
>train in Jackie Chans dojo
>Become a star in the biggest movie marked of the future
Its all about the game and how you play it.
>PRC propaganda
no thanks
I guess I Sneed to learn how to play it better
I love when movies are nakedly made to turn a quick buck in chinkland. Theyre always guaranteed to be hilariously awful. God bless Asians for being so stupid and tasteless and ushering in a golden age of so bad its good movies.
no
The only good movies Jackie has made in the last ten years are the ones he's actually invested acting-wise in. Everything else is a cashgrab, which this falls into.
Jackie chan should direct action flicks he's too old to do stunts
>Their real plan is to steal a fortune in oil
Well, what the fuck else would the plan be