>tfw she's revealed to be Shmi
Tfw she's revealed to be Shmi
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What if she's completely naked?
Good
These aren't movies; they're big budget fan-films.
Rey is hot
>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people
According to the latest leaks rey gets stranded on a distant planet whose inhabitants begin to worship her feet like c3p0 in the old ones
Then she'll look even sexier
Why is she so sexy bros?
Nah. If they were fan-films they would be horrible.
>These aren't movies; they're big budget fan-films.
Only Rogue One fits that description. The rest of the nuSW is corporate soulless garbage without a glimpse of love or any kind of passion for the franchise
she cute
Won't have to leave it up to imagination anymore
I fixed star wars
then we would have a masterpiece of modern cinema
>Rise of Skywalker
>see this theory
what else could this movie be about?
rise of Kylo?
Skywalker
Skylker
Kylker
Kyler
Kylor
Kylo
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
problem is you can do this with any two names in star war. they have a very limited pallette for their names
lando calrissian
cassian andor
canto bight
cantina band
etc.
>cantina band
Dude there's nothing starwarsy about those 2 words you know that, right?
Cantina Band
Emptina Pand
Empena Pald
Empera Palp
Emperor Palpatine
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
She's revealed to be a nudist
dis some bait?
Nobody cares
>LANDO IS CANTINA BAND
lucas did it again...
wat dat mouf do
wait that's the seinfeld guy
And then uncle Owen appears as a fart ghost because he isn't force sensitive but he sure likes those Tatooine beans. And he flies up to Sheev's face real close and says: "Yabadabadoo you're here too?!" And then they all start laughing until each and every one of them poops their pants. But it'll show mostly on Rey because she wears white clothes.
If that's true, then daily reminder Rey gets raped to death in Episode 2 by alien jihadis. A fitting end for this franchise lol
The shills are posting images to make people mock their billion dollar movie again, so they can garner mass support on the left to go see this shitty movie.
Captain marvel all over again.
Yea Forums will fall for it too, they always do.
Cucumber batch?
She should run around the galaxy butt naked
imagine the smell
He's from Toy Story 2 ya dip
How is she so cute?
She’s probably Luke’s kid
This is so fucking boring. I lost all my hope for sw when they didn't make Rey take the dark side.
Seriously. Fuck everybody on here that says she's ugly. I'd drag my ass through a million miles of broken glass to be with this chick.
This gibberish made me laugh
Absolute perfection.
what the frick
is this the daisy thread?