Interesting.
Interesting
>Capeshit
>interesting
The only thing interesting is how you're still infatuated with comic book stuff while posting on an 18+ board. Your brain must be rendered infantile permanently by your mother dropping you on your head.
>Homecoming
>Har From Home
Why the fuck does every title now have "Home" in it? What next? Home & Away? Homeward Bound? Homosexual Spider-Man?
what is phase 3 and 4?
Having sex
probably do a third one and call it a trilogy or sumin
>Spider-Man: Home Alone
Home Alone
To associate the brand's "home" with the mouse. It's a long con.
Pure fucking idiocy.
>So yeah let’s have a three hour movie to wrap up our whole world building and major plot line with obvious deaths of our main heroes..... and THEN let’s have the last movie being quirky comedy about Spider-Man cuz that sounds so LOGICAL AND not tonally off thing to do haha amirite lads?
>Spider-Man: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Why are you so mad at me bud? Just wanted to share this news with my friends. :)
Phase 4 is diversity. Phase3 was persuading you to trust them. Phase 4 is the same diversity that utterly ruined marvel comics.
Hey guy! Infinity war isn't the end...this other movie over here is the end so you gotta see this too! Got it marverl fan #7535788837333344? Do you understand....it
Never....
Ends.....
We take your money Forever. Fireveeeerrrrrnj
Home Alone
No Place Like Home
No
The MCU doesn't deserve Tim Curry in it
Ant-man being phase ending movie says hi
>Spidermanlet: Far from kino
Cant be worse than Homecoming, right? Mysterio looks way more interesting than Spidey btw.
Kek, Phase 3 literally turned me off the most
>BP's racial marketing even though the movie was good enough on its own
>Ragnarok being worse than dogshit
>IW being tonally inconsistent and the CGI being a horrible mess
>Captain Marvel being as bad as Ragnarok so the two worst MCU movies in one Phase
Never going to pay for a live action Disney movie ever again
>Mysterio looks way more interesting than Spidey btw.
t trumpfag
>Waaaa! My childrens movies werent good quality!
Boohoo, manchild.
Yeah and no one cares about Ant man. It’s just a stupid business model
Avengers 1, 2 and 4 are obviously the phase end movies. Ant-Man and Spider-Man are just called that so idiots get suckered into watching the next flick that sets up shit for the next phase.
What does the word ending mean when the ending is a bullshit random story with barely anything connecting it to the earlier movies? They just sucker you into watching episode 1 of the next season because they know some people just want this shit to end with a nice bow but then they wouldn't keep getting money.
The Atrocities that'll come out of Marvel Universe's phase 4 will eclipse all those.
Spider-Man: becoming homo
>ENDGAME
>doesnt actually end
poetry
Spider-Man
Home
At least it was before I fucked everything up.
Easily
Fuck you for making me laugh to such a shitty joke
It all really went downhill after 1 didn't it
>interesting
There is nowhere else story-wise to go after saving the universe, so "champions of fighting the white patriarchy" is all they can apparently think of.
Personally I think their next big build-up will will be for a Secret Wars type of story.
How the fuck did they make it out of phase 2? What an absolute disaster . Winter Solider is the only one that's not totally awful
THREE MOVIES A YEAR STARTING IN 2020
I CANT WAIT
Already have that this year.
whats the third one?
If it wasn't for GOTG and Ant-Man phase 2 was a real bag of shit.
>Homecoming 3
It's an epilogue. Pretty simple.
There have been 3 movies for 3 years now
2017 - gotg 2, homecoming, ragnarok
2018 - black panther, iw, ant man 2
2019 - captain marvel, endgame, far from home
Mysterio looks pretty gay really
Spiderman
goddam it all just fades from memory as soon as they are released
Unlike DC movies, which stay with you.
yeah, like a cancer
>t. Seething MCU shill
the mcu is like a tv show and half the "episodes" are filler that just have a plot point at end which serves the bigger story (end credit scene)
which is brilliant because you convinced people they should watch each one. that's why a movie like Shazam which has critical acclaim like most mcu movies isn't making as much as then.
No, like MoS and BvS ultimate edition.
Keep seething, mouse cuck.
yeah like rapes
Trump compared to Salvini is a moderate.
that's the same thing. you're impressed by Mysterio, because like all fascists and liars, Mysterio creates problems so he can look like a hero when he stops them.
If you're attracted to Mysterio it makes sense. Reminds you of daddy.
Not that guy, I don't actually know anything about Mysterio. Who is he and what's he about?
He causes the problems in the Far from Home trailer, so he can look like a hero when he stops them. That's his whole thing.
When will the Sneed phase begin?
Why is he doing it? Popularity? Power? Insanity?
Partake in coiatus.
I haven't seen any of the MCU capeshit but doesn't he die in Avengers so how does he get another movie if he's ded?
In the comics it was a combination of all three I guess.
guess we'll find out in the movie!
I know nothing about mysterio nor 99% of superheroes because here in Italy shitty USA comics are outshadowed by mangas. "Read comics" here means you read Japanese one. Only a small fraction of losers read adventures of retards in silly costumes.
he wears a fishbowl on his head and does cheap magic tricks
It was a hologram
Spiderman meets Homer (Simpson)
Can't wait to pirate it six months after release.
How many of your friends enjoy batman movies?
We read Dylan Dog here.
Lol his movie sucked.
It's cuz your memory is shit.
It was awful, but his comics are still kino.
Why do you lie?
Spiderman: Fart at Home
Batman vs Superman was not bad. I liked Affleck Batman more than Bale.
Movie could have been better.
>He lieks watching capeshit
Manchild, you have the IQ of a 10 year old girl.
BvS?
This is fase 4 guys
Can't wait!
And guess what?
Mysterio will be a friend or someone close to Peter Parker
And sometime in the movie will know his Spider-Man identity
what difference does this make, though?
>BP's racial marketing
Show me
>Can't wait!
The end of MCU
I thought spiderman was killed by big purple man.
phase 2 unironically had more good movies than phase 1 did
The last movie with a white male hero, I guess.
Saved
They look like they have dicks.
The women have become men.
Exactly, this is the way that Kevin Feige likes
Almost naked actors and women without curves full covered
Based Starkey
This is pre-endgame
no it isn't
Sony said they are holding off to release trailer 2 until after Endgame because it will have spoilers
Makes sex.
Iron Man 1 was good enough to save phase one. First avenger was mediocre
Phase 2 stuff was legitimately awful besides winter solider
And that's a good thing
No. Spiderman being alive is a huge spoiler if you're right.
And there's way
More like AMAZING
The fuck was up with her?
LMAO bitch, just eat some bigmacs and coke.
It could work if it serves on part as an epilogue to Endgame.
Guardians was good though, was that phase 2?
Mysterio looks interesting because of based Gyllenhaal. JakeKINO is back on the menu
Those noses
probably because it's drawn by kris anka, he's gay and can't draw attractive women at all
no?
not a single person expects the snapped characters to stay dead, especially after black panther was snapped and his movie made more money domestically than Infinity war.
God fucking dammit. God, please make these companies bankrupt. I am so fucking sick of this superhero shit.
I can't belive children over 30 watch this shit over and over and even if they fuck up and make a bad movie disnet will just buy their own tickets to keep the stocks up. We are gonna have endless cape shit for decades now because of these man children.
Cute
>interes-
literally disposable movies
Queens, home...
Predictability's been a problem since forever
Spider-Man 1: Mary Jane gets kidnapped by the villain
Spider-man 2:Mary Jane gets kidnapped by the villain
Spider-Man 3:Mary Jane gets kidnapped by the villain
Thank God for Raimi, he was so good we sort of overlooked the fact that the plots were literally the sort of shit a 5-year-old would write.
When will they admit defeat and bring back Based Raimi and Tobey for Spiderman 4?
Why the fuck did they consider Ant Man the end of phase 2 qnd not the start of P3? It makes no sense at all
OOOOOOOOOOH PETER MY DAWG
"Your Friendly Homie Spider-Man"
Miles Morales origin.
it ends with peter dying and Negro Araña becoming the new spider man
Very good my man
Sup, uncle Ben.
>"huh, maybe I should've stopped it from sliding into the building."
>Homewrecker
It's the most telling aspect of the Disney/Sony mutt they now call Spider-Man. He doesn't have his own identity anymore. The "Home" gimmick is just that, a gimmick. He's a character, a franchise, on loan and it shows.
GOTG was good and extremely popular
>calling Spider-Man by his hero name means something
Yes, he's marketable again. You stupid fuck.
>didn’t even finish reading the post before his onions-addled brain began typing his response
>Interesting.
No it isn't
What a fucking joke
Spider-Man: COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME
holy shit homecoming's poster is awful.
in the comics he was a disgruntled special effects artist. he didn't actually have any powers.
Friendly neighbourhood Spider-man.
Where are all the Xmen movies?
>What is an epilogue
that's not MJ
THIS is MJ
How are the sales on those? And do they even manage to get any traction? Seems like a market that would grow but every time people in the fandom seem to go off the deep end because of a minor slight on those series (like Voltron and She-ra) and shit on it like it shot their mother.
>Homosexual Spider-Man?
I want that movie
hahahah what an asshole