6 am

Went through a stage of drinking that in my 20s. Can't even tolerate the smell now.

Chillin, about to go to work, thursday mornin. think I might drink me a brew, get through the day.

Last night my mom was being weak, had to beg my sister for steel reserve 210, 9.1. What you know about that?

I"m drinking that same poison, 3pack of 24oz for $4.99, I can't stand this shit any longer.

>watcha drinking boyos

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150 lashes here. been drinking it for about 9 months. it's hard to get drunk on and doesn't give you a hangover. very nice beer really.

>shatterproof
whats the fucking point if you cant toss it at a sleeping bum

I bought a bottle of this to help me deal with the pain after getting a tooth filling redone. turned out I had an abscess and blood poisoning and now I can't touch the stuff because it reminds me of the excruciating pain and nausea. shame.

Jane Levy thread.

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Beer is beer user

Tonic water. I'm not drinking this year, tastes nearly the same as a G&T

It tastes nice but
>it's hard to get drunk on
I find this with any beer let alone a 4.2% one. I just don't see the point.

Shut the fuck up alcoholic. No health problems with wake n baking opposed to drinking alcohol for breakfast. Fucking retard

What the heck is an oz

you're an idiot. malt liquor is super hard on your head and stomach. it basically gives you a hangover while you're drinking it. and it tastes like liquid ass

ounce.
Americans can't into metric system.

kek I thought potheads were supposed to be positive all the time, having a bad day?

>google malt liquor
>"it refers to beers containing a high alcohol content, generally above 6%"
>high alcohol content
>6%
>beer
Fucking americans

Surprised you typed that out correctly without shaking violently

>drinking alcohol

enjoy your CVD and cancer, degenerate.

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I've never once experienced that. You might be a weak ass bitch

>drinking anything other than spirits
>drinking anything other than vodka or whiskey

not only does it taste awful but you need to drink tons of it to actually get drunk causing you to bloat out like a fat drunk retard

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This will be me one day

Some faggot kid I guess hid a bottle of cherry pinnacle in the bushes out front of my house, probably running from the cops, how is it? Should I just mix it with cherry coke

Don't drink that shit unless you want hepatitis user

Easter is next weekend, heathens.

It wasn’t opened.

>got home from being screwed out of an early release by my manager so he could make himself look good with inflated productivity numbers
>was gonna drink but now have to wait till later tonight
>its 1 am

In ways im glad i can only drink at night but at the same time i have no patience

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>mom was being weak

>Can’t drink today though as im driving today
pussy

This user gets it. I switched from drinking hurricanes and steel reserves to buying 1/5ths of vodka. Get drunk WAY faster and with a lot less. I dont get super trashed just enough for a nice buzz on my days off.

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What are you when you drink on your days off but not alot and can go weeks without drinking when you want?

A normie

>drink lots on friday
>yesterday start drink vodka all day because fuck it its easter
>oh shit i have to stop drinking so much
>at night realise i got the day wrong thought it was sunday
>wake up eat a protein bar and make a big pincher of sangria that i will be drinking all day because fuck it its easter

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Doing my first morning shift at a beer store I just got a job at, drank and slept all day yesterday then woke up in fright this morning but managed to get my shit together to be in by 7am. Now trying to relax and browse Yea Forums until I get off at 4pm, then I have tomorrow off thank god I have to sober up at some point... might sneak a beer today at the job if possible

>might sneak a beer today at the job if possible
Don't do that son, they'll definitely fire you if they think you're stealing from them or drinking on the job. Even if they're a booze shop and more likely to tolerate having employees who are alcoholics, they'll still want you to be sober and alert at work.

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purple drapes

how do u drink that shit? if u want cheap high % alc just get those smirnoff 8% fruity things they sell now.

drinking coffee and watching the hobbit with the sound off so as not wake anyone up

orthodox pls go

not all of us are alcoholic fat fucks who drink everyday.

Same user, same. Cheers.

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Not all things are equal. Even if you were drinking say Coors or Bud you'd be consuming low quality but this stuff is shit.

>beer tastes bad
lmao, have sex

It's just a poor american thing. Lol last night I consumed a coffee coconut stout by weldwerks it was like 9%

Probably hiding it from his gf

it tastes like ass and i would rather drink vodka. Vodka and whiskey you can easily get use to and you need to drink less to get drunk. with beer youre just drinking bad water in the bucket load to get really drunk, its not enjoyable or efficient. Meanwhile a cold whiskey or vodka is delicious and gets you shit face. enjoy your beer belly fatboy

>last night I consumed a coffee coconut stout by weldwerks

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You must only drink shit beer then. Vodka tastes like ass.

Coke tastes exactly like amoxicillin for me
Don't wash bad stuff down with nice stuff, it's a fucking trap

You're beyond a light-weight if one bottle of malt liquor does you for the day.

I've been a heavy beer drinker all my life and I look like a Calvin Klein model at 35. Exercise and eat less when you're drinking more.

id rather drink a pint of vodka than a pint of beer

Is there anything more fucking agonisingly boring than alcohol pedants

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>40 ounces
>8.1%
Isn't the whole bottle like only two pints? I usually drink that much in 1.5 hours on my drinking days

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isn't 40oz and 2 pints the same? both 1 litre

>he doesnt workout everyday
never gonna make it.

>isn't 40oz and 2 pints the same? both 1 litre
That's exactly what I was talking about

Normal beer has around 5.8% anything above that just gets the malt liquor label. Keep getting triggered like a tumbrina though :^)

Wild Turkey 101 for me. It is 7 am, and I am just getting started.

>having to work out harder to cover up your shitty boozing on beer rather than drinking superior spirits and make better gains for less

fag

MOM WAS BEING WEAK

Working out is good for you're health. Among other things it releases serotinin and endophins and makes you feel good. Sweating is good for your body too and also also I'm probation and I'm gonna try to burn some metabolites. Why don't you work out? Humans need excersize

Lad a 70cl bottle of vodks contains over 2000 calories.

Happy Easter bro. I'm gonna drink 4 of these over the course of a few hours and pass out in a hotbox of cigarette smoke.

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I do work out, my point is I dont need to work out even harder to burn off the gallons of beer I dont consume so I do even better.

I have drank some of those Jamaican things. those are like drinking an entire pitcher of kool aid tho bro. that amount of sugar makes me instantly sick, with a slamming headache.

also they are not cheap, compared to the $1.09 I pay for a tallcan of steel. a can of this Jamaican shit is like $3.79

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Buy so.ething higher quality then you don't have to mix with coolaide like strawberry milkshake ipa

ALREADY CATCHIN A BUZZ THAT'S EIGHT POINT ONE FOR YOU

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8% lager in a plastic bottle, how long have you been homeless op?

Lmao ok druggie.

Got the day off work coz I have bad shits. Gunna crack open a few beers and watch On Cinema Oscar Specials.

high west yippee ki yay

I wake and bake when I'm not on papers but doing that everyday isn't good for your mental health and you become less capable of creating your own dopamine and seratonin. Also consider dabbling in edibles for your lungs health

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>gallons
wut

whats you know about that?

Prolly based and human conditionpilled post.

probly tons

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Why would you put shit beer in a glass? I thought people put beer in glasses so they can smell it while they sip

Being drinking ouzo, anyone else like it?

I'm drinking less and less, one day I'll quit for good and I'll be objectively better than all of you degenerate worthless fucks. You feel that niggers? It's the sound of my sobriety, knocking on that door. Yeah you feel it, don't hate bros, LEARN.

I like being drinking too senpai

no, im not turkish

It's greek isn't it? I don't care I like it

Had these when I visited Perth. Decent brews Ausbros.

I bet you don't drink less than me. I only drink on Saturdays and at the most a sixpack and I won't be able to do otherwise until January. I enjoy the taste of good beer not necisarilly being drunk. Have you been having trouble quitting? Go cold turkey if your really drinking so little

love ouzo, don't like getting drunk on it

it gets sickly after few glasses

never accept any style of something that is called "greek" OR "turkish"

neither will accept the other invented something, you can have greek coffee and its basically turkish coffee and visa versa, entirely clouded by personal bias

The metric system is for imperialist bootlickers. The US of A said fuck the crown and their bullshit measurement system.

I probably know nothing about that

Do you dilute with ice/water or straight up? I dilute with ice and it goes down very easy so it's easy to get a head going but I agree getting pissed drunk on it is not my favorite way to do it.

I've never heard of ouzo being turkish before and I even know that the jews in israel have their own anise drink that is pretty much ouzo but they have their own name for it and it's a little bit different

>and at the most a sixpack
Is this why amerisharts are so obese? I barely drink one beer on weekends and would never touch the stuff on weekdays. Imagine being so fucking degenerate you drink booze after work

>Lol last night I consumed a coffee coconut stout by weldwerks it was like 9%

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I don't work on Saturdays lol also I weighless than 140 is that fat in your country?

>last night I consumed a coffee coconut stout by weldwerks it was like 9%

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You must only drink shit vodka then

If you think that will get you fat you must not excersize. You should it's good for you.

What do you drink?

>mom’s being weak

bout to play some KidPix

It's practically the same thing as raki. Long term intercultural changes and homogenizing in that entire region and all that.

Bourbon.

34 days no booze and no meat
was the same with sugar but I ate a creme brulee yesterday, wasn't that good but the sugar high was like MDMA, it was mental

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