MY WIFE’S BOY!
THAT’S MY SON!
He did not say that.
Don't be sad your son is dead. Be happy he's no longer a part of the dullest franchise in history
WE HAD AN INTENSE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
So what was he like?
**Rolls his tongue**
deh
THATS MY BOYYYY MY SON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
based deh poster
I have no idea which franchise this is from. I'm presuming that's a good thing.
Based
>pretending to have never watched the harry potter movies
hmmm
THAT'S MY FLIGHT THAT'S MY PLAN!
Dehs my boy!
He went to Twilight, how is that an improvement?
"No"
>tournament
>filled with dangers
>notorious for getting participants killed
>no prize for winning
Why would anyone enter it?
Glory and getting laid
>>no prize for winning
literally just noticed this ten years later
>no prize for winning
I mean, you get a neat trophy.
>teachers let kids get killed for some dumb tradition
>Harry doesn't try to flee or defect to save his life
>Dumbledore, Wesleys, Lupin, and Sirius, don't try to intervene against a tournament that might actually kill Harry
>The fake Moody spent ONE YEAR stalking and HELPING Harry, when all he needed as a fucking drop of his blood in a 20 second exchange.
>he somehow knew that if he meddled with the tournament all the teachers and school principals would go with it even though the name is fucking TRI-wizard tournament and he introduced a fourth competitor
>an entire fucking YEAR used just to get harry to touch a port key WHICH IS NOT EVEN A RARE CHARM AT ALL
The Tolkien of our generation.
You got a thousand galleons.
Did they cut that from the movie?
There's a point, you'd think he'd be a bit more composed considering he knew his son could potentially die in this tournament. Like, they would have sat down, and really talked about how this could be the last time they saw eachother or something. Everyone was far too jolly about the whole affair in hindsight.
Hello Father
*snake tongue*
What would have been Voldemorts tax policy?
That's what he was supposed to say in the original script.
10 points for Gryffindor.
The school gets the trophy.
>muh eternal glory
>nobody remembers who won it last and is instantly forgotten about the following year
bravo rowling
There was a cash prize