What can I get you, big guy?

What can I get you, big guy?

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A better life.

agua por favor

The money from the register. Now!

do bartenders get away with pouring free drinks for themselves?

Milkshake

Gimme a beer.
Leave the bottle.
Keep the change.

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Sorry pal, only what you see here

Yes, depending on how strict your boss is/the workplace culture it might even be encouraged (as long as you can still do your job). Dealing with drunk douchebags is always a little easier when you're tipsy yourself.

UZI NEIN MILIMEDA

One plane crash, hold the survivors.

scotch, fuck tennessee and bourbon

>lying on the internet

Semen, on the rocks

A bullet in the head.

a gf

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Lmao, why would I lie about it. I've been working in hospitality for just over a decade, most of those years in bars. It's a dead-end job with shitty hours, relativley shitty pay, and you have to constantly deal with drunk people. If I had any prospects I'd be doing anything else.

Be my wingman bartenderman and help me fuck or rape a qt3.14 woman.
Let's spike her drinks with the rape drug.

Guns, lots of guns.

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Chartreuse
Ice
Angostura Bitters

Coors light on the rocks, please

lmao

2 please

Y-you ok user?

One Mas Keta Man on the Rocks my good sur

No

it's a men's only bar sir, best we can do is a trap

Orange juice, hold the pulp.

I'm just a lonely woman looking for the right man. I'll take a cement mixer please

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No we consume pills not liquor

>men's only bar
That's fucking gay, I'm outta here bitch.

my man, and dry

Roberto?

How much do they pay bartenders?