What was going through Luke’s head at this very moment?
What was going through Luke’s head at this very moment?
>how can i milk titties with just one hand ?
Oww, oof ouchie. Why’d you cut off my hand?
>not my wanking hand! now I am doomed to become an incel on some forgotten island
>damn it really do be like poetry sometimes
>i hope a shitty alien doesnt steal my lightsaber
>tfw maz used the lightsaber as her own personal dildo
WHAT?? MY HAND
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yep thats me. Youre probably wondering how i ended up in this situation"
>>Argh! My hand!
God I wish that were me...
Best post.
>NOT MUH SQUEEZIN' ARM!
>Wowie zowie, that kinda hurts!
>dude why tf am i trying this hard to act when this shitty franchise is already dead on arival
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
"Why did I waste my credits on that Bespin salon manicure?"
SPACE-FUCK THIS HURTS
OWWOWIE THIS HURTSSSSS
Faija saatana!
OUCHIE OUCHIE MY FINGIE WINGIES
>AAAUUUGH! MY HAND! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SON THE SPICY LIGHTSABER!
They're ever going to explain that, are they? And some shitty soi-filled book doesn't count.
>damn it rlly be like that sometimes doe
>Good thing I'm left handed!
It's imperative that you understand:
Obi-Wan would never bother...
Telling you about your father
>big pain!
kek
>Maybe losing this hand will distract them all from me kissing my sister on the mouth
the force really be do like female
dying
kek
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T BE DARTH VADER!
>implying kissing your sister is bad
>I should have not gotten involved in this fight and abandoned my friends, like Yoda told me to.
No-fap marathon, commence!