What was going through Luke’s head at this very moment?

What was going through Luke’s head at this very moment?

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>how can i milk titties with just one hand ?

Oww, oof ouchie. Why’d you cut off my hand?

>not my wanking hand! now I am doomed to become an incel on some forgotten island

>damn it really do be like poetry sometimes

>i hope a shitty alien doesnt steal my lightsaber

>tfw maz used the lightsaber as her own personal dildo

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WHAT?? MY HAND

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yep thats me. Youre probably wondering how i ended up in this situation"

>>Argh! My hand!

God I wish that were me...

Best post.

>NOT MUH SQUEEZIN' ARM!

>Wowie zowie, that kinda hurts!

>dude why tf am i trying this hard to act when this shitty franchise is already dead on arival

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

"Why did I waste my credits on that Bespin salon manicure?"

SPACE-FUCK THIS HURTS

OWWOWIE THIS HURTSSSSS

Faija saatana!

OUCHIE OUCHIE MY FINGIE WINGIES

>AAAUUUGH! MY HAND! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SON THE SPICY LIGHTSABER!

They're ever going to explain that, are they? And some shitty soi-filled book doesn't count.

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>damn it rlly be like that sometimes doe

>Good thing I'm left handed!

It's imperative that you understand:
Obi-Wan would never bother...
Telling you about your father

>big pain!

kek

>Maybe losing this hand will distract them all from me kissing my sister on the mouth

the force really be do like female

dying

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kek

>NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T BE DARTH VADER!

>implying kissing your sister is bad

>I should have not gotten involved in this fight and abandoned my friends, like Yoda told me to.

No-fap marathon, commence!