Imagine sacrificing eternal life just to put things in your rectum
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Based
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Truth
>hell
>real
Reminder to get those thetans checked!
Now say something bad about Islam. Since you so bravely took on the Christians epic style
Kek trannies and fags are gonna burn
>muhammad
>prophet
Seriously guys, check those thetans!
Why is her vagina so puffy?
Imagining torturing your creations for behaving and acting based on emotions and mannerism you gave them.
Islamic Hell is the same amount of not-real and Christian Hell.
>based sadist god
*HONK*
Hell is when the fire of the holy spirit washes over you and gives you total knowledge of God. Those who denied him are tortured by this realization. Sorry you have free will :(
Imagine being gifted freewill by a God who loves you and deciding to live your life as a selfish degenerate who likes things in his rectum
Imagine not being able to restrain those emotions and mannerisms
Kek
>Wtf why did you make me have gay sex, god???
This is what you are saying
user, I...
Why should I restrain God's gifts? That's blasphemous
That's what you believe though
Cute. Use that line on judgment day if you think that actually makes sense.
>but god you made me want to murder that child
>Gay sex
>God's gifts
You don't know wtf you're even talking about
Quote where i said that please
I'm simply using your own logic
You didn't say it, but it can be inferred from your previous comments
>*burns in hell*
Yeah sure showed me :)
Imagine being this presumptious in thinking human morality is what God wishes.
How are you posting on Yea Forums if you are burning in hell?
>Yea Forums
Oh
>Christianity. The belief that God sacrificed God to God in order to absolve Gods own creation from a set of rules God himself made.
Yeah that makes perfect sense.
*tips fedora*
Ah another enlightened individual!
>Uneducated. The lack of awareness that the apostrophe goes between the "God" and the "s" when referring to the possessive.
Atheists are retard makes perfect sense.
Use your eyes to see
Imagine believing in a being that does all of this and then has the audacity to call it love.
It's circularly perfect
lmao based and redpilled
fuckin ghot
Prove those comments are mine
>WAH WHY CANT I LIVE LIKE A DEGENERATE SELF SERVING FAGGOT
Yikes
Denounce God and become an atheist by replying to this comment and if you don't your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>there're people on this board right now who unironically believe in invisible daddy living in the sky, magic kingdom for gud people and a demon's scary pit for bad people
but i only suck dick
if god is real then how come my hairline is receding rapidly?
Fuck. Sorry God, I love my mum.
>Imagine thinking anything happens after your brains stops being able to send or receive electrical signals again.
it's just Darkness and Dirt user, forever.
The problem is, homosexuals -- male and female -- by their very nature are sadists, and sadists experience pleasure through their sexually inflicted, and received, pain.
The insertion of another man's penis into their rectum causes considerable discomfort, yet they still partake in the activity. Likewise, lesbians are known to assume dominant and submissive sexual roles, where sadism is frequently incorporated via tools which were once used to torture criminals and heretics.
The homosexuals will reside in the second circle of hell, as described by Dante Alighieri. The second circle is where those who have been led astray by lust will reside. Their punishment is described as being blown by strong winds, preventing them from finding peace and rest -- a symbolism of restlessness.
However, I believe the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah paints a closer picture as to what is in store for them. The scripture tells that the lord had wanted to make an example of these sinners, and so he did.
Their mortal soul will be aflame for all eternity, their pain will transform them into entities resembling neither man, nor woman, but a creature distorted and contorted from excessive pleasure. After a certain point, they will feel nothing at all, and to the homosexual hedonists themselves, this is truly their own personal hell. It is only then will they understand the depth of their sins -- but by then, it will be too late.
Happy Easter
No one actually believes it, it’s just collective self delusion
Explain the mind body problem and consciousness then
Atheists literally have autism and cant comprehend metaphysics . They are basically non-humans
In Dante's Inferno they are punished in 7th circle of Violence
Residing in a desert of burning sand and burning hail falling from the sky.
I masturbated so much that Im now retarded and homeless
Is there anything more pathetic than pretending to be a pious Christian on Yea Forums of all places?
You are correct, my mistake.
>taking Dante as gospel
>not realizing its a tounge in cheek political satire
>onions boy Christfags are the worst when they don't even k ow what their religion is lol at u
His post applies to literally any religion with the concept of hell you pathetic projecting faggot.
God hates fags.
Being a christian.
lol
I'm just correcting that guy
Also it has satire but ripe with Christian theology brainlet
Just got my ass destroyed by this Latina tranny yesterday. Honestly it was great... but I’m not doing it again. When s(he) forced my head into the pillow because I was telling her(him lol I’m not delusional) to slow down
Samefagging is also a sin
>not realizing its a tounge in cheek political satire
Who is your source for this? Is it because it has Comedy in the title, you think it's political satire?
It's fundamentally a theological work, not a political one. Literally all of academia notes that the work is an allegory of the soul's journey towards God. There is nothing tongue-in-cheek about it. It uses symbolism excessively, but this shouldn't be confused with irony.
Based and biblepilled. Amen brother
I've been blessed by immunity cat for a long time.
is that you Sam.
Once a man gets a taste for the trannypill, there's no turning back.
>believing in the supernatural
lol, bunch of dumdums
No, it was awesome. But I’m not doing it again cuz I don’t want stds and I don’t wanna be full gay kek.
Honestly I was just curious. I had fun. But pussy is better anyway
Reductive empiricism is the most retarded thing ever
Do you know what pascal's wager is?
It is extremely easy to debunk, so I have to ask, do you?
Formerly Chuck's Bet
>It is extremely easy to debunk
please do
this is the only reason I haven't killed myself
>The insertion of another man's penis into their rectum causes considerable discomfort
Only if you clench, otherwise it feels fucking great.
Anal is a divine gift granted to those who have achieved mastery over their own bodies.
>i can easily debunk a philosophical and theological debate
>posts a wikihow link
Based. Sodomites deserve nothing less than total separation from God in the chasm of hell
that's just how much of a joke pascal's wager is
Fuck you.
Mohammad fucked children and goats and so do you, you thin skinned little bitch
>Just posting here is a sin
Imagine sacrificing eternal life just to shitpost on a knockoff Nip Monkey message board
Muslims are not people yet there's still better than /pol/tards.
Discipline is a virtue for a reason, you faggot.
>philosophical and theological debate
Where in the bible does it say that homosexuality is a sin? legit just curious. I thought it said no sodomy.
God should've moved the male g-spot elsewhere then. Why the fuck would he put it in our assholes?
The fact that you actually thought that would work can only mean you routinely browse places that frequently ban dissenting opinions of Islam.
Now get the fuck back in that reddit cess pit where you belong.
it looks like jannette mccurdy
>the laws of the universe just randomly happened after a big explosion created by a star that came from?
So a discourse on the possible existence, or non-existence of a theological entity, and the ramifications of believing or non-believing, presented by a 17th century French philosopher is apparently neither
>a debate
>philosophical
>or theological?
Nice reaction image though.
fuck
god is really petty
I'm Jewish lol
>larping as a devout christian on an anime image board
I'm Episcopalian lol
I just wanna do what I wanna do
to make ME happy
to make ME feel like I can survive
>all the gods in the world
>No, mine is the real one, I know it because I was brought up that way and everyone in my neighborhood goes to the same church
That's my gripe with the whole scenario. Either you accept them all as tangible ideas in some way or you deny all of them. I choose the former.
1) Christcucks and mudslimes believe the same thing on this issue, so this comment is Chris-chan levels of autism
2) the Muslim concept of Tawheed is a retarded, since it makes Muhammad's "revelation" pointless
Or the jews
The bible states that God has Omniscience. Free will would make that impossible.
Homosexuals only perform sodomy since it is unnatural and an abomination.
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
Only according to your faggy little rules you established a priori to lead you to that conclusion
>/pol/ is better because they are white like me
They would rape you if given the chance, they don't touch women.
>unironically believes in the trinity
kek