Gonna sneak two of these in the cinema with me wish me luck

It's funny you should say this. I live in Australia and have two near me. One the staff are all really friendly, seem happy and chatty with each other, and the quality of the food is always extremely high.
The other is a fucking trainwreck and everyone seems either depressed or stressed and the food is always terrible or missing items from the order. I only ever go there if I'm coming from nearby and it will be quicker to stop in there then drive out to the other one before going home. Almost every time I do I get a disappointing meal.

Does it just come down to management?

Good to know. I used to love the place, but I've been turned off of it since my last experience. I'll have to look for a kfc in a better location.

I really like their grilled chicken

>Does it just come down to management?
It absolutely does. Clean and well-run fast food places are a reflection of the management. I've worked at my share of fast food places and the managers that care are the ones that are the cleanest.

fat fuck

>Does it just come down to management?
Pretty much. I'm not an expert on it but it seems something about the way KFC is structured with their franchisees allows them a lot of wiggle room to do things as they see fit. So the level of quality control, or how closely your food actually resembles what KFC is supposed to be, could be anywhere from spot-on to completely alien. I once got a bucket of chicken with the skin practically melting off of it, looked like a bucket of wet cat shit.

I mostly fuck with Popeyes now that they opened one up near me but I hear Church's is better.

Bought IMAX tickets for Endgame on Thursday's showing, nearly the entire theater's sold out but I was able to get a seat in the near-center of the theater. I'm amazed the seat was even available it was that good.

Wish me luck.

It's just shocking to me that two restaurants, from the same franchise, less than 10km apart, could have such vast distinctions in quality.
I know this is just fast food but seriously, if you were to serve them up to someone blindfolded they wouldn't be able to tell they're from the same restaurant.
Management there must be absolute fuck ups.

i got really bad food poisoning from KFC on the 11th. it was bad enough where I fell out, and they called an ambulance. i was puking up this yellow fluid, shitting yellow and green slime, and had 102 degree fever. I just got out tuesday. they thought my organs were shutting down but once I puked and shit it all out, I got better.

The KFC near where I live is fucking awful, but the one slightly further away is great. Same goes for Burger King actually.

It's sad. I've worked for real hardasses before and I liked it better than fuckoffs for whom I had no respect. One in particular was one of those that, if you're standing around because it's slow you better be cleaning something types. After that job I'd always grab a broom or a rag when it got slow out of habit. Generally cleaner restaurants have harder workers and that's because all the lazy fucks got their hours cut until they quit, or got fired. That work ethic is mirrored in the quality of food too, I believe.

Did they give you any anti-nausea pills to take home? God damn those things are groovy.

Are you going to sue those motherfuckers?

This. Fried chicken joints can't just go around nearly killing people and get away with it. Get paid.

they told me if i feel weird again like that to just call the ambulance. they gave me some before I was discharged.

i was delirious till late saturday night. I still have the farts from it all, and its hard to keep anything down. the one by me is fucking atrocious.

funny you ask that, I have an ambulance chaser that I'm going to meet with on tuesday about it. that location was rebuilt a few years ago, since the old one was fucking condemned because someone ran into it and rats fell out of the walls.

Once you can keep things down, try to get some fermented foods in you like yogurt or kombucha or kefir or whatever. Your gut biome got WRECKED by all that vomiting and shitting for sure.

It’s fucking KFC shut the fuck with your “maybe it’s the blacks”.

yep, it's good I like yogurt. I already am taking the probiotics from my doctor, and my sister knows these hippies that own a farm and sell stuff at some co-ops and farmers markets that make this KILLER bulgarian yogurt and goat milk kefir and labneh. I've had a bottle of it a day since I got out.

my ass still hurts from all that stuff when I was sick.

It's like a rite of passage. You will now feel a slight twinge of annoyance every time you hear somebody moaning about how they got food poisoning when they really just had a bad stomach ache for a day. They don't know how bad it can be.

I thought I was being very cordial. I specified that it was relatively poor blacks who operated the establishment. It's been theorized that it's not their fault that they're poor, and therefore it would ultimately be oppressive white people's fault that that particular kfc was such a shithole. Fuck you.

I've had food poisoning this bad before, from a Ginos cheesesteak place in philly that all my stupid cousins said was the best place in the city for a cheesesteak. it was the first time I ever shit out of a moving vehicle, at least in broad daylight. we had to stop at 4 different shop-rites on route 70 in nj to get me more water.

It's because you're attending the movie alone.

>it was the first time I ever shit out of a moving vehicle
There were more times?

once you try it, it's hard to stop. one of the most liberating feelings

Same experience

yes. once was off the bed of a truck, when my uncle refused to stop for gas mileage purposes. I was 8. my cousin nicky said the turds bounced like puppies. another was when I was with my high school gf, who still brings up me shitting while riding under a parade float her dad and brother told her to drive back to their property to tear down. it was 3 am and no where was open. sometimes a man just has to take a fat ogre shit where he is at the time.

I also got wasted at a flyer game drinking malt liquor with my aunt, and had diarrhea on a cop car off of water street when her boyfriend went in the bar to buy coke from his dealer.

So he has time to fucking shitpost on a Dominican Republic stamp collection forum, but not enough to FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS

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Last time I went to the cinema my dumbass companions didn't know you had to sneak stuff in.
Got a lecture about how they only get 36% of ticket sales.
Bitch you run a business not a charity. I'd buy a water bottle if it wasn't two fucking dollars.

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Stick it up your rectum?

Why the fuck is the KFC menu so bad? The value for money is just garbage. I get chicken is expensive but put some better combos together jfc

I had something like that from McD's once it was fucking awful. I only vomited once at the very end and instantly felt better. But I spent legit 2 days mostly squatting in the shower while pure liquid bile just squirted out my ass. I almost cried srs