Was Moses retarded?

>Moses: "So now, kill all the boys, and kill every woman who has had relations with a man, but spare for yourselves every girl who has never had relations with a man."
VERY problematic

>that perfect torpedo shape
why cant we go back

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Pretty much. He was very insecure and not a good spokesperson but god told him he got his back so he could only be competent in doing doing what he was ordered

Because God said so

Yul Bryner could totally play in a Putin biopic if he was still alive and young today.

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Yul Brynner could play anything if he was still live, he was certified litty.

This true true

N-n- nubians

Well he was a kike

I'm gonna fap to her later honestly
Watching on ABC with the old man

He BECAME Putin

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Hell yeah bro

Moses supposes his toeses are roses

It wasn't exactly an election. He wasn't part of the dynasty

she was whorish
hot but whorish. she was in the wrong

>50s titties
wewwwwwwwwwwww muh dick

>Was Moses retarded?

No but he likely either had a speech impediment or disliked public speaking, which is where Aaron came in.

He would have to abide by all of their rules and many, if not most, of their rules were sinful

Yeah same WTF that's got to be a shoop or from test footage or something.

Its real mang, 30 seconds in

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Why are 90% of all Bible movies about Moses leaving Egypt or Jesus being crucified? Where are all the Adam/Eve movies, Job movies, etc.?

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They exist, they're just not as popular, and they weren't epics.
imdb.com/title/tt0060164/
Also, for the example above, it's not as theatrical as what you mentioned so not as many people would be interested in it.

because theres multiple levels in those stories
adam/eve is about as basic as you can get

Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.

2 And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.

3 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt.

4 And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.

5 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.

6 Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.

7 And the Lord said, I have surely seen the affliction of my people which are in Egypt, and have heard their cry by reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows;

8 And I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey; unto the place of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites.

9 Now therefore, behold, the cry of the children of Israel is come unto me: and I have also seen the oppression wherewith the Egyptians oppress them.

10 Come now therefore, and I will send thee unto Pharaoh, that thou mayest bring forth my people the children of Israel out of Egypt.

11 And Moses said unto God, Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt?

12 And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain.

13 And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?

14 And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am hath sent me unto you.

15 And God said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, the Lord God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.

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16 Go, and gather the elders of Israel together, and say unto them, The Lord God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob, appeared unto me, saying, I have surely visited you, and seen that which is done to you in Egypt:

17 And I have said, I will bring you up out of the affliction of Egypt unto the land of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, unto a land flowing with milk and honey.

18 And they shall hearken to thy voice: and thou shalt come, thou and the elders of Israel, unto the king of Egypt, and ye shall say unto him, The Lord God of the Hebrews hath met with us: and now let us go, we beseech thee, three days' journey into the wilderness, that we may sacrifice to the Lord our God.

19 And I am sure that the king of Egypt will not let you go, no, not by a mighty hand.

20 And I will stretch out my hand, and smite Egypt with all my wonders which I will do in the midst thereof: and after that he will let you go.

21 And I will give this people favour in the sight of the Egyptians: and it shall come to pass, that, when ye go, ye shall not go empty.

22 But every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and ye shall put them upon your sons, and upon your daughters; and ye shall spoil the Egyptians.

uhhhhhhhh you don't get to liberate the hebrews...

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>god tells moses to ask pharaoh to free the jews
>god hardens pharaoh's heart
>god tells the jews to leave egypt
>once they are out of egypt god kills the egyptians
wtf was his problem?

their not egyptians

Samson and Delilah got a big filum

There's a bunch of great Biblical romances.
Samson and Delilah (1949)
David and Bathsheba (1951)
Solomon and Sheba (1959)
Esther and the King (1960)
The Story of Ruth (1960)
The Bible: In the Beginning... (1966)
There's a bunch of Italian ones that are impossible to find online in any sort of quality though: The Old Testament (1962) The Story of Joseph and His Brethren (1961)

SEETHING
How's your middle eastern jew cult working out for you? D-DEUS VULT am I right?

Roman's 9:14-26
14 What shall we say then? Is there injustice on God's part? By no means! 15 For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” 16 So then it depends not on human will or exertion,[b] but on God, who has mercy. 17 For the Scripture says to Pharaoh, “For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I might show my power in you, and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 So then he has mercy on whomever he wills, and he hardens whomever he wills.

19 You will say to me then, “Why does he still find fault? For who can resist his will?” 20 But who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, “Why have you made me like this?” 21 Has the potter no right over the clay, to make out of the same lump one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use? 22 What if God, desiring to show his wrath and to make known his power, has endured with much patience vessels of wrath prepared for destruction, 23 in order to make known the riches of his glory for vessels of mercy, which he has prepared beforehand for glory— 24 even us whom he has called, not from the Jews only but also from the Gentiles? 25 As indeed he says in Hosea,

“Those who were not my people I will call ‘my people,’
and her who was not beloved I will call ‘beloved.’”
26 “And in the very place where it was said to them, ‘You are not my people,’
there they will be called ‘sons of the living God.’”

He just wanted to see the world burn

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Nigga please. The adam and eve story is deep if you aren't retarded.

A-are those the infamous tear drop titties?

how did they get away with this in the 50's?

Yeah see

you can only see them because of the digital remastering of the technicolor.

He was utterly gay.

Fuck xkcd and fuck white people

It was a biblical epic, they could just say that that's how they lived at the times lmao

Wrong, back then they saw it in full glory in the cinema's

how come the Egyptians was white in this simple ass movie?

close enough

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fpbp

would they include all the drugging and face and fucking of children?

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he killed an egyptian who was beating on a jew

>let me tell you about dmt

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What did Moses mean by this?

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have sex you ugly nazi

technicolour consists of recording 3 B&W films through RGB filters. the trouble is that they were never perfectly aligned, which meant that the image would always be blurry and lose detail. plus cinemas in those days were wildly inconsistent in the quality of their equipment.

the blurays of these films fixes the issue by digitally aligning them perfectly which makes the image sharper than a lot of movies filmed on modern film. iirc Gone With The Wind was the first one.

How do I achieve Yul Brenner aesthetic?

is this sped up? what the fuck is going on with yul's walk?

Based.

Parts of the Bible like this is why I kek whenever somebody tries to convince me the NT and the OT are compatible with each other. The OT God was a typical divine asshole like Zeus, Odin and every other pagan god, while the NT God is a total hippie.

OT God is legit evil.

So here's the bloody thing about the Adam and Eve stories. They're just so deep you wouldn't even believe it. See Eve she represents the chaos of being and there's the bloody thing about being is that you crave it, which is why she's naked, but there's snakes in it. So Eve she takes the apple from the snake and is corrupted and well, misery loves company so what does she do, she drags her husband Adam down with her. And that's a deep idea man, it's like so sad. And it's exactly what happened in the 20th century. Resentment is hell and the absolute worst thing you can do is earn your place in hell by dragging other people into hell with you. And that's that!

You can clearly see her nips. How was this allowed?

You're probably watching some VHS or a broadcast on tv. In HD the nips really pop out.

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Moses is not in this webm, r'tard.

Two different characters.

I remember fapping to Anne Baxter in the early '80s.

well who is he then? Ramzes?

Why didn't god just teleport the jews into Jerusalem? Why did he allow his people to be enslaved in the first place? Why didn't he create robot slaves for Egyptians? What the fuck was his problem? Was he a good friend? Who was in the wrong here? Was it kino?

Yul Brenner is the Pharoah. Charlton Heston played Moses.

Was it rape though?

Yahweh was a sociopath who pretended to be an all-powerful being. He was just a high-tech survivor of a global cataclysm.

He is more like a Tolkien guy. He wants a story instead of just having the eagles fly the ring to Mount Doom.

>But every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and ye shall put them upon your sons, and upon your daughters; and ye shall spoil the Egyptians.
Thieving jews from the very beginning.

Shave your head and do some exercise but not too much because he isn't ripped

Based Jewish fairytale

People dressed like this in 1950??

wasn't that supposed to be 1300BC?

It was a different time. We didn't have the Internet or Comic Cons, so a bunch of the neighborhood would dress up and go to the local whore's place in character and "run a train" as you kids call it. Then we'd sit around and play Quake fora bit.

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>Pharoah

*tips fendora*

In character gangbangs and quake dont sound that '50's

I see nipples

whoa guys
why is nick rochefort raping that lady?

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the God of the genesis is the father of Jesus, the one in between is Satan, prometheus, Lucifer, the demiurge, yavhe, saturn or whatever you want to call him

Have you seen the movie? Clearly it was slowed down so we can look at the titties. In original version, he is running away

There were entire christian segments that were made because of this problem

That's because you are a brainwashed child looking at history through rose colored glasses kid.

>14 What shall we say then? Is there injustice on God's part? By no means! 15 For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” 16 So then it depends not on human will or exertion,[b] but on God, who has mercy. 17 For the Scripture says to Pharaoh, “For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I might show my power in you, and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 So then he has mercy on whomever he wills, and he hardens whomever he wills.

lmao what the fuck kind of logic is this ?

god is a straight dickhead

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Shit like that occurs when low rez low frame rate films and shows are remasted into high rez high frame rate. 4k high frame rate is the worst fucking shit to hit the classic movie / tv scene that could possibly happen. Its ruining everything. Cap this post. There will come a time that DVDs and VHS tape will be sought after hard and go for insane high prices in the future.

So the Jews could say "remember muh 400 gorillian years of slavery" and guilt everyone into a homeland

name 4 kinos 2 joints and 6 flicks with a remastered frame rate

How did they get away with displaying her tits like that in an American film during the Hays Code era?

Is that how people used to kiss
Wtf

Movie?

No, Jesus was the Father of the God of Genesis. That's how the Holy Trinity works, in part. Jesus makes God, or rather the demiurge comes into being through Jesus, Jesus comes into being, in this world, via the demiurge, and so the Father is the Son.

They need to make a porno out of this.

Because Exodus and Christ's ministry in the new testament are the two most dramatic and enduring stories that can fill up a feature length production.
The Egyptians didn't keep his faith and his laws and what's worse they tortured and enslaved the people who did.

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yeah no

how come nobody ever posts the animated version

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Sephora is hotter

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWUAH *pop*

*tips fedora*

>His God....is God.

Pure kino

>these posts ITT

you all don’t deserve pure Biblekinos, wallow in your capeshit

do christians really do this?

>and so the Father is the Son

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Underated

Holy(lol) based

Sephora was originally to be played by the chick playing as the Ethiopian Princess at the beginning. Cecille B Demille wanted to be historically accurate in many ways, including having Moses be bald with a beard down to his knees.

For the sake of the times and for dramatic flair they opted to not do so.

Don't you have an r/cuckold post to make, Kyle?

kek