/trek/

BASED

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This is Internment Camp /trek/. You are here because you are enemies of the Dubsminion. There is no release, no escape, except death.

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Can one escape via dabbing?

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>The Adversary
>DS9, Episode 3x26
>71st of 173 produced in DS9
>70 episodes as Commander
>103 episodes as Captain
>59.5%
But you can round up to 3/5ths.

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I watched Time's Arrow and Inner Light and didn't get the hubbub about either.

If the TNG crew were stranded destroying the Enterprise E in First Contact, couldn't they build cryopods and have Data keep watch? Then we could have had a rotating new Enterprise every film!

You must be mistaken. There is no hubbub about Time's Arrow.

Sisko was awesome. He might have been hot-headed, and even maybe wrong at times; but he still conducted himself as a starfleet officer.

Commander fuckwit (of Discovery), or whatever she was, makes Kirk seem like a completely reasonable pacifist. Which he was in many ways. What's worse is that she's in her twenties, as depicted in the show. Commanders in Trek are rarely ever that young. You're at least, 32 or so as a commander at that point. It was mary sue nonsense.

>b-but Kirk made captain in his 20's in JJ trek
Exactly. Kirk was the exception, not the rule. Even so, he became a captain in his early 30's through extreme devotion to duty and courage in the line of duty. Not coasting like an asshole and pissing off the Klingons. I had completely singed-off on her character when I found out she was an adopted part of Spock's family. That is utterly insane nonsense and a severe retcon.

Based Sisko lover.

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>as of late TNG, O'Brien has been on teleporter duties for 20 fucking years
How did he not kill himself?

I'm leaving this thread for almighty ever!

THIS. COVENANT. IS. BROKEN!

*transports*

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It made zero fucking sense also for that baseball game to have taken place. I played ball in college and there is no fucking way that they could even stand up to the plate. You've got two practiced amateurs and a bunch of people who've never played it against Vulcans?

I mean, I probably threw about 93 mph in my prime but I doubt I could break 82 now. This against people who have been practicing it for months on end, and aliens that have this weird, samurai-like logical culture with minds that go above 180 IQs (not to mentioned three times human strength)?

The fuck out of here, Sisko's team would be lucky if they didn't die from errant, batted pitches.

*character assassinates your favourite character in your path*
What did Ira “Purple Beard” Steven Behr mean by this?

Dukat behaves completely Dukatlike in Covenant. He pretends to be a good guy but his motivations ultimately boil down to only sex and adoration, just like Dukat in seasons 1 through 6. Only fools who drunk the kool-aid can't see that Covenant is a perfect Dukatisode.

Reminder that Uhura had the best tummy in all of Trek.

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Why is everyone so sexual in the Mirror Universe?

>pretends
tips fedora

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She had the best everything.

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That baseball episode is the most infuriating fucking episode of DS9
>the reputation of our entire race depends on the outcome of this game
>okay we've hit rock bottom, now we're going to come together and put in the hours and show how dedication and teamwork can beat arrogant raw power
>oh, wait - we lost?
>haha is was just a game bro. we won in the end because we HAD FUN!

lol fuck em who needs blacks?

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Would you actually be happier if the ragtag team of misfits had won against all odds?

Pits, too?

The real winner was Rom.

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There is some strange parallel to Christianity in science fiction, stating that being human is an evil to be avoided.

The point was they had friends and that faggot was just a creep no one liked

So, as being sexual is being human, this was attributed to the baddies in the Mirror Universe.

Fuck Rom he's a trash character.

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It counted, right? RIGHT?

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It was like a make-a-wish thing, helping a retarded ferengi.

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Do you have some kind of bot that makes you always miss it?

*Ahem*

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>barclay finally somewhat gets over his 'tism
>but he doesn't like transporting
>finally goes through a transporter
>oops this time it's monster of the week and you just got bio-energy-bitten
>everyone thinks he's going nuts until he manually proves something's fucky
>science team's solution involves suspending him mid-transport for an indefinite amount of time while they fuck around
>data with his usual tact tells him if it takes too long, his signal gets shot and he's lost for good
>everything goes as planned except the bugs are actually the crewmen of the other ship who have been stuck in the beam for ????, which absolutely will not cause further mental harm to barclay
>and on top of everything else he discovers he hates spiders, too
So is this where the DS9 writers got the idea that every season must have an O'Brien Must Suffer episode, once they saw how much fun it is to make the average Lt. Joe Schmuck go through hell?

>It's another baseball/jazz/crooner/Mark Twain/crop farmer/Shakespeare/whatever boring american pop-culture episode

Legit the worst kind of episode. It's unbearable.

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It makes sense when its their fucking boss and his vanity project, less so when it's "Oh all the aliens love this las vegas program" shit. That was still better than fucking ireland in voyager though.

>posts dumb and dumber
The ironing!

And their boss, a human of the 24th century, has for passion a sport episodically played by ONE country in the world 400 years ago

That's ridiculous and retarded.

Miss what?

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The dubs.

>one

Japan plays it too dipshit.

But I didn't want dubs?

The dubs?

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Yakyuu!

>USA
>Canada
>Japan
>Korea
>Taiwan
>Central America
>South America
>Italy
>"one country"
Seething UKunter

This made me giggle

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Literally just USA Canada and Japan but it's more reasonable than being interested in old music in present day (which is common). Baseball-like games existed for forever in history too, it's got some kind of staying power.

Then make your own star trek, you cultureless swine. You want our entertainment, then take it balls deep.

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>replying to your own post

>Literally just USA Canada and Japan
Literally not.

Want to try again?

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USA USA USA

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It takes 2 seconds to alter (You)s. Your screenshot means nothing.

Keep moving the goalpost, it will make you feel better after having your ass blown out. I win.

>Keep moving the goalpost
I never told you to prove it with a screenshot. No goalpost was ever set or moved. You're a disappointment.

I still won. Prove it was shopped, because right now you look like you lost. Like a loser does.

>Prove it was shopped
I never said it was shopped. Also, you overcompensating.

everyone here is a loser but /pol/kids most of all. samefagging isn't even as bad as getting mad.

So you admit you were wrong. Fuck, you're making my dick so big.

>Samefagging this hard

DS9 > TNG > VOY > TOS (they're all pretty close desu) >>>>>>>>>> ent > whatever the one with the muslim is

You can alter (You)s right from the browser. Everyone knows that, don't play dumb.

So show it was shopped

Samefag

I think you've been watching the episode like some shitty 80s sports movie. The point of the episode was that Sisko couldn't let go of a humiliating event in his past (fair enough, because the Vulcan was racist as fuck and went out of his way to fuck with Sisko for years) until he realised he had good friends who would have his back in trolling the Vulcan in return.

It has nothing to do with shoops.

So you were wrong

Proof is unimportant.

Samefag

samefag

My dick is so fucking big now

>/trek/ once again devolves into shit flinging

>the river temarc in winter
>the beast at tanagra
>darmok and jalad at tanagra
>darmok and jala ON THE OCEAN

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGERS LETS JUST TALK ABOUT THE BEST SHOW

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Samefag

I never said it was shopped, you were the only one who brought that up. I said it was altered.

Prove it

ZINDA, HIS FACE BLACK, HIS EYES RED
THE RIVER TEMARC IN WINTER

samefag

Samefag

Prove you didn't

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Nigger at Plantation, his back whipped

Prove you don't gag on cock. Do it. Stop making my dick so big for like five minutes and prove you don't.

Samefag

Prove you didn't

i wonder if there is an evil clone riker in the mirror universe. or would the clone be good

riker dies in mirror universe

So you admit you were wrong, AND you gag on cock like a faggot.
Case
Closed

but was that before or after he had the transporter clone event?

Hey, full truth here, I'm I admit, I was completely wrong. My bull won't return my calls and things are tense. I was in a bad move. Your dick is SO big. I'm sorry.

what are you talking about? dude i told you that your wife is on no contact with you after you refused to clean her up last time

Prove that I did and prove that it is

Where's Bash? She's the entertain one.

I accept your apology.

>one of trek's big themes is egalitarianism and diversity right?
>let's have a black captain
>oh good that worked out, let's have a woman captain
>oh good, that worked out alright too
>ok how do we get more diverse than a black captain or a woman captain?
>I know, a black woman captain!
THIS ISN'T FUCKIN' DIVERSITY. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING LAZY. WHY NOT AN ALIEN CAPTAIN? What about a fucking Nog series? What about a Va'kel Shon series? I don't know, fucking SOMETHING that isn't just retreading the same shit. I mean I know I'm preaching to the choir but what the hell were they fucking thinking? Oh yeah, a black female human captain, so fucking original. At that point it fucking undermines their own message of diversity, they're implying that the Federation is human-centric and that only humans are fit to be captains.

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>when the borgfags are startin some shit and your dick be gettin hella big

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>DARMO AN JALAT AT DANAKRA

Oh shit, bro
Your bull showed up!

Hey, full truth here, I'm
and I admit that I did samefag. I'm also compensating for my short stature, tiny prick and admit that I'm morbidly obese. I'm also a virgin. I'm sorry. I'm going to an hero myself tonight in order to make it up to my parents.

Like, my dick is SO big after that.

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>I admit that I did samefag
I'm sick of your games.

>no romulan BBW captain
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I know, a black woman captain!
Huh? What are you talking about? I hope you're not talking about STD, where the captain is a white man.

>The seeth
Prove it.

THICC ROMMY MOMMY CAPTAIN

YES YES YES PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEE

Could happen. Sela best rommie though.

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Wrong

link pics

Explain

thats darth maul

>there will never be a Data-Trek spinoff where Data gets command of a ship with Brent Spiner and René Auberjonois as Odo as number one

it's my STO character desu

The main character is a black woman, but she is not the captain of the vessel. Over the course of her career so far, she serves under an Asian woman, and then a white man, and then another white man.

this made me chuckle

Oh.

What's the fucking point?

darth happy meal maybe, ain't no darth maul.

Why does anything need a point? They wanted to have a Star Trek where the main focus isn't on the captain.

Is it me or have these threads taken a nosedive since Christmas? Laughter seems forced and the fun belabored.

but user, happy meals are happy
he doesn't look very happy
darth thulsa doom maybe

Just so there's no confusion, here's a screenshot.

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They wanted to make something that wasn't star trek in any way so they focused on the least captain person in the series and never introduced anyone else.

I'm having a blast, buzzkill

I'm not trying to be a "buzzkill" the whole thing just seems somehow processed, fake.

>not tomorrow
fuck off and die shit poster

sela a shit

So? Why does every series have to focus on the captain and their minions?

pls only frenposting. many here are victims of buly irl

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She's really awesome in STO and that has swayed me.
It (usually) focuses on the higher ranking officers cause there's only so many you can fit in a series. The captain is the boss but they aren't the sole focus.

>minions
They're independent crew members, chomo

That's because you take this place too seriously and are emotionally invested in the quality of a 24/7 general on Yea Forums instead of just enjoying spending time with the people who post here. Let go of your expectations for content and just focus on Being Here Now, yo.

sorry what i meant was

naDevvo' 'ej Hegh, petaQ

What happened irl?

I guess, but if it's not entertaining, I'll let you know, ok.

>Star Trek Discovery is canon
>The Holocaust is a hoax
Pick one

they're nerds

People being picked on, not having friends.

That's so sad.

no its not fuck off virgin

How is that not sad when he said he's got no friends? At lest he can come here.

are the klingons samurai?

I don't have any friends either
lots of acquaintances but no one who really knows me
it's a choice and sometimes I wish I were more normal but whenever I try to have that life things catch fire and explode so it's better for everyone if I just do my own thing
I'm glad you and I have found each other across the universe user

it's not hard to make friends, retard. just get a hobby and go to a place where other people with that same hobby hang out and fucking talk to them you socially inept troglodytes

Jem'Hadar are.

you will die alone and no one will miss you

Chang was definitely a samurai

TNG klingon were vikings

the samurai honestly worked better. Make the lower class vikings and upper class samurai

That's just so compelling and emotional.

all me

yeah but /trek/ was something to do

come on, let's be nice

>She's really awesome in STO and that has swayed me.
can denise crosby act yet?

Can we get back on topic? All this talk about loneliness and not being kissed by a girl is making me sad.

shut up if user is going to roll up their sleeves and show their scars then I'll show mine too
and maybe we won't feel so alone

Honestly not really but it's STO, I'm not blaming them for phoning it in.

She doesn't have to, she's only voice acting.

shut the cuck up, goddamn you incels fucking make my skin crawl. just talk about trek already

DON'T HIJACK /TREK/ WITH YOUR EMOTIONAL VIRGIN BULLIED PISS, GO TALK TO SOMEONE IRL

Here's to the gayest thread on Yea Forums!

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budadadadadadatsh engage

i can't say i expected anything else

voice acting takes even more effort and shit, don't it? because you have to make your voice do twice as much work to get the message across

I love you

I don't know if it's more effort, but it definitely requires acting.

A simple show of compassion has once again defused a tense situation. Classic /trek/.

/trek/, bear my child

cunt

I don't get it?

come hither, user
the night is cold and lonely but maybe together we can share warmth

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>I like Star Trek cus it's cool
>Star Trek roasties make me drool.

>I take screenshots, .webms too
>Cus I want to fap to you!

>Milky titties Yar and Troi
>Also Janeway, queen of VOY

>Blood and Cum and shit & piss
>not one episode I miss!

>HURRAAAAAAH TITTIES!

>Janeway, Queen of VOY
>not Seven of Nine

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Just go with it dude.

>Let's take what we have while we live. I have never had so much as now. All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced my death with no one to know. I would look into the quarters and the shuttlepods of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. And I always passed by. You and I, we have warmth. That's so hard to find in this world. Please. Let someone else pass by in the night. Let us take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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Please take me, I'm yours

Father, as in B'elanna's father

POST THICC ROMULAN WAIFUS

today has been a fucking rollercoaster

t. gowron

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'i don't get it

Can love bloom on an imageboard?

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what a gowron thing to say

Not really, unless you PM people

Behold!

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Only if you give your heart over to /trek/

. . .

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>star_trek_deep_space_nine.mom.jpg
>mom
what did he mean by this

seven of nine? more like ten outta ten haha

sent ;)

sup nerds just cruising by to let you know over in /got/ we're getting Yea Forums laid all the time it's basically a non-stop orgy something you nerds will never experience

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william shatner? more like william shit haha

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GIMMIE REPEATING DIGITS

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die

imagine the smell haha

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i wonder what tasha yar's braps smell like haha ew who would want that lol haha imagine that smell t hough haha

VULCAN FUCKING TRIPS

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>be 30
>liked ST when I was a young tween
>rewatching it
>learned nothing my first go around
>blew my 20s fapping, video games, sitting around rotting in front of a computer
>no career to speak of

WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I WANT TO GO BACK I WASTED THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHH

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>get so used to her braps you can still smell them even after she died
phantom brap pain

Dubs for Data!

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;_;

I like they used the temporal distortion visual effect from TMP.

>its that scene where data sees a kid eating paste and he copies him
is data really a lieutenant commander?

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In truth, it can be stated Tasha found the perfect mate with Data. Who else could be forced to greedily sniff her braps like a vacuum without feeling shame?

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Data is the Bortus of TNG.

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>Who else could be forced to greedily sniff her braps like a vacuum without feeling shame?
Yet he also cannot feel joy as he does it.

i could

It is not necessary for a sub to feel joy.

O'Brien never got a break. Even when the universe offered him one on a silver platter, he refused.

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its been an extended journey

what are /trek/'s favorite sci-fi movies apart from the trek ones?

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moving from the past position to the current one

No my beloved, we are ours

i like 2001, ex machina, district 9, the thing, robocop, alien

im sure im forgetting a few

btw my favorite characters are odo, spock, data, the doctor

much time has passed

>odo
cheers to that

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mfw /trek/

congratulations on numbers

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Why is Q such an asshole?

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he doesnt have literlaly fuck all us to do

Cause he can be

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Based and holopilled

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Because it's more fun

The schizophrenic accusations of samefagging (likely /pol/ users unable to cope without thread ID's) is what really killed /trek/

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4/20 blaze it

why is it always a victim complex with you?

>blaming a shithead for ruining things is playing the victim
have sex

the voyager episode with him was the best Q episode there is, prove me wrong

I guess if I were an omnipotent god, I'd fuck around with random mortals too.

he just does it for the lulz

is Q /ourguy/

>actor who plays Odo in an ENT episode

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He is literally an interdimensional troll.

Whens Lower Decks coming out?

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I never really liked the whole "dubs" meme.

2021 after Picard and the Disc movie

soon new thred

>Make a charismatic villain
>Dumb leftist thinks there is no way the crowd can like a self-sufficient and confident cunt cuz le racist, sadistic and toxic machism.

>Fans actually love him
>Numerous attempt to portray him as an even worse cunt
>Still love him more

What went wrong?

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PLEASE KILL ME GODDESS PRETTY SNUFF MY PATHETIC LIFE OUT

You need to regain some selfconfidence.

Overacting

Oh believe me, I'm the most confident man in any room that I'm in.

Don't believe me?

Don't care.

Are you a shutin?

Absolutely not.

weird how in the 90s you could cast a black guy as the lead character and I didn't really think twice about it

Now, you hate it because you feel threatened.

Sure

The West will lose, won't it?

Yes. Israel and the Kikes are going to run us dry and we'll become a satellite state of the Chinese.

What about islam?

wow what a funny guy

Ira decided it was okay to sympathize with nazis if he's making you money but the true unsympathetic villain was he.

>It's cuz of the jeeeeeews waaah waaah

Jews don't run your country, Chinese are up ahead because they aren't being cock blocked by leftists.

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So what are the contenders for worst line of dialog in Star Trek history?

>Brain and brain, what is brain?!
>Get the cheese to sickbay
>Science is my religion

Can any of them compete with "Yum yum"?

come on u guys

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>Hoo hoo, whats up Jake-o!

Dat Long??

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explain

all the actors of the best star trek characters are jewish, prove me wrong.

They are all jewish, so?

thats how hollywood works

>look up Andrew Robinson
>not jewish

you have never been right about anything user

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Yes, so? What's your point, user? *sigh*

>hostile
>petty
>stifling
gg

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Remember....you can own his teeth.

ebay.com/itm/STAR-TREK-VOYAGER-PROP-NEELIX-TEETH-FROM-ITS-A-WRAP-ETHAN-PHIILIPS-SCREEN-USED/163653512094

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hol up hol up hol up
HOl. UP
now that the annoying 'ggres problem has been dealt with, is 50k light years away, and with cpt. pike in chargedare i say, s3 of STD isagonna be watchable?

This is why Trip dies.

Good luck with that. Now its gonna be "Look at all you've lost! You are better than this! Let me tell you how you should be living your lives because I am Michael Burnham and I can"

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Honestly, who writes this shit?

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>Shakespeare
>American pop culture

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The Pike spinoff might be watchable since they don't seem to have such a retarded ass crew. S2 did feel like someone who actually gives a shit about Star Trek was on the writing team but unfortunately it doesn't change the fact that the entire crew bar some exceptions consists of unlikeable retards.

Probably helped that the character itself was interesting and not just a void without any charisma.

Why lie?

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easter trek