What was the first scene you ever jerked off to?

the sad part is that.......... i am not lying.

Is it weird that I can't remember? What I do remember is accidentally discovering masturbation in the bathroom at the age of eleven. I literally took both of my hands and rubbed my dick the way that Tom Hanks rubs that stick of wood to make fire in Cast Away.

rude
don't ask then

Probably the nude scene in titanic or sex scene in monsters ball

For me, it was a King of Fighters straight shota doujin. My first memorable fap.

Unironically I had my first fap after watching Fellowship of the Ring in the cinema and thought about Cate Blanchett. For some reason I didn't really know what to think about but I dared myself to pump my dick for 5 minutes and a mess happened.

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Hell, I pump it to Cate Blanchett now

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and what is this from?

This

youtube.com/watch?v=33t9rouxwFc

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I didn't watch anything at first

>This

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I'd post it, but since I'm a faggot the Turban Brigade would come out in full force.

youtube.com/watch?v=31dhSRrW60k

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Friday the 13th, I wanna say... Part 2?

Patrician taste

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Let me guess, that one by Saigado, that has Mai pissed off at Andy being a faggot, and then Bao, Chris, and Kensou proceed to fuck her silly?

For me? It was WWE diva Trish Stratus

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Victoria Silvstedt in Out Cold when she's in the hot tub with Zach Galininakis

isn't there a sex scene in one of the hot shots films? probably that

That blonde bitch with the removable mole in the second one was hot as hell. She did have a sex scene, but I can't remember if it's good or not.

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So many times. So many goddamn times to that swimsuit collection.

I wonder if this woman is aware of the gallons of cum teenagers all over the world have spilled thinking of her
do you think she likes the thought?

Imagine

That scene in the Devil's Advocate where his sister strips so they can fugg and create the Antichrist. Still can't decide if that movie is kino or trash, the performances were all great but the script was sloppy

Yes. A fellow man of taste, I see.

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based deep blue sea bro

i rented the vhs and paused it at exactly this image to beat me 12 yo meat

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Yes to both. Women love the notion that men fap to them, unless of course you're ugly, then it's gross.

That would be Yuri & Friends Full Color 7, if you want to experience the magic once again.

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Post it dude, I'm all ears

She must. Trish was SO fucking fine in her prime

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Patrician, loved that the Mummy and the SG1 pilot had scenes with similar aesthetics

nurse in nightmare 3

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I think you've posted about this before actually.

I have very little access to titties at the time and Witness and the rewind button was all I had.

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Most likely. I mean, Torrie Wilson addressed that very thing in her Hall of Fame speech.

a total lack of webms in this thread, very disappointed

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I've unironically never jerked it to anything other than dedicated phonographic images (or those "artistic nudes") or thots from interpals, never to a scene in a regular movie, even one with nudity. I mostly like it to feel personal, and some girl smiling looking into a camera feels more personal than some girl smiling looking at some Hollywood hunk

>that fridge hip to waist ratio
ehhhhh, at least she got a nice butt

>Torrie Wilson addressed that very thing in her Hall of Fame speech
Absolutely based

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lol the cuck scene with Jennifer Tilly in The Getaway (1994)

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>tfw only had a family computer so had to resort to fapping to her in-game model in that PS1 WWF game
>tfw cousin's older sister looked a lot like her

I used to fap to the diva titantron previews you can view in the create an entrance in SvR

>phonographic
>images

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Really want her to do an in character joi video

Underrated.

*steel drums start playing*

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Based

The first time I ever came it was to Rat Race. Nothing about the movie aroused me but I was just playing with my peepee and it happened

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but why?
gurofag?

lol I had to cancel my credit card because of these shitbags

>fapping to her in-game model
>not the load screens
Get a load of this fucking pleb.

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The girl who was fully nude in the shower that they always showed always did it for me, I was lucky to have Tivo growing up so I could just endlessly rewind
So many nuts

>tfw in the future audio software will become so good that it will be able to believably recreate any actress's voice for any word in any inflection
>tfw it gets combined with refined deepf*kes algorithms

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m8 I'm too old to remember such a thing. It was probably some bawdy British sex comedy.

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lmao RIP to this thread

easily 20x

>internet porn was a mistake

>Nothing about the movie aroused me
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
I'd never heard that song and thought miracles was milkers

nah I just think it was an early case of me being a whumper at 11 and getting off at seeing him so weak and helpless

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Not sure if it will make xev more in demand or put her out of business but regardless cant wait for that future

Pretty sure it was one of the sex scenes in Snapdragon.

she is ugly as fuck in this scene. the fight scene at the end though in the car back seat was hot

>be 10
>watch comedy central waiting for these ads to come on
>furious beat my meat when they did

She said she was flattered guys jerked off to her?

It was a different time

this movie, good times

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no she said it was gross and wanted people to stop telling her about it

I assume they have to be, people will jerk to any remotely famous chick now (quasimodo from Game of thrones) I believe Katy Perry started her career pretty much with the intention of getting guys to fap to her

Trish was good, but Lita always did it for me.
I also put Stacy Keibler above Trish.

imagine burying your face in her ass for an entire afternoon

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So are guys supposed to say they didn't fap to her then?

Isn’t your cousin’s sister also your cousin?

Infer.

Roll tide.

Raven helps me discover internet porn.

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the Girls Gone Wild infomercial that used to play late at night on Comedy Central, while scooted up right next to the TV toggling the volume back and forth from 0 to 2

probably first pussy I saw on tv (maybe was a stunt double, how would I know) someone was pointing a gun at it, maybe robocop's actor was in the movie

ok but how did they find the lightsaber

Showgirls baby

The classiest movie any late 80s/early 90s kid first jerked off to late at night during softcore TV hours.

Sorry mom.

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What amazed me when I was a teenager was how fucking lacking Teen Titan porn was for awhile. There was one guy; real shit artist called Prophet, and back then he was the pretty much the only one throwing out Raven 34s.

youtube.com/watch?v=aL2ZWmTxEAs

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Good things come to those who wait

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Ann Darrow being held by the natives, struggling, being carried up the stairs, straining in vain as they tied her arms to the sacrificial ropes, and trying to break free and screaming when she sees Kong.

I actually was imitating Butters when he was jacking off in one of his first South Park episodes. I think he was explaining out loud what he was doing in a bathroom, and I just followed suit.

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I thought I was the only one.

Too bad she used a body double for the nudity.

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>Fabiana Udenio
>Has fat udders
Kino name

I think it was either this or Basic Instinct.

My parents had them on the same tape that my dad had recorded off of rentals.

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Probably something in Striptease, but the most times was probably to Monster's Ball.

Yes, this too. 9 to 5 a good film.

I'm so old

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Ya'll niggas be gay, I would and you would too.

A challenger approaches.

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First fap was from a tag of a half nacked woman off a soap scrubber. Movie? Sonya blade from mortal Kombat

The Blue Lagoon? Me too. A beautiful film

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you know the song, Yea Forums.

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I think it was some music video of some black girls shaking their asses.

Caddy shack?

I can't jack off to a movie scene. The boner zone is always mere seconds. I would have to continuously rewind the scene to catch the part I like and that would kill the mood. Even if I watched a gif it would be weird to see the same 2 seconds repeated over and over and that would kill the mood too.

Xev is a legit actress.

no, dude, no

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Terror Firmer sex scene? anybody? anybody else remember this incredible body?

ancensored.com/clip/terror-firmer-i/Unknown/9099

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Labyrinth.

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She later became a teacher. Imagine watching that movie and then going to class the next day.

Would start humping the desk like some feral dog in heat

it's not fair

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the asians from early 00 movies were definitely better than the ones they're trying to push in hollywood now

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CONCEPTUALIZE

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I remember EXACTLY what scenes I first jerked off to. There were two, because when one was done I switched to the other and that's when I climaxed.

The first scene was that unsimulated blowjob from the Brown Bunny, where the actress let him cum in her mouth and she swallowed it all. The second was from... Some other movie, I don't remember the name of it, but it was this skinny little white girl getting fucked from behind by some big black man, and while he was fucking her he demanded she call him, "Nigger" and say "Nigger fuck me hard."

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cgi nipple succ

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You're still a virgin too.

Linnea Quigley Return of the Living Dead

Totally jerked it to this scene

Doesn't she got a hideous face outside this movie?

Same here holy shit.

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i only jerked to the upper right two movies

Based cuck

Why do incels insist on sharing how and when they touch their tiny penises?

This is worryingly accurate

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my nigga

That's a true lie if I've ever seen one.

Based
Even more BASED

Fuck off reddit.

Todd Solendz’ great film “Storytelling”

There's The Blue Lagoon, the scene from Now and Then with the boys skinny dipping, the scene from Weird Science with the twink in panties, the one from Tommy Boy when Rob Lowe gets his shirt torn off by a vacuum, and probably others too

i never fapped until I was 18

when I finally came it was to nothing, and I unloaded such volume to my keyboard that I took it outside and set it on fire, which caused the fire department to come

I was fapping before I even hit puberty so I can't remember the first scene I fapped to, but it was probably that scene from Howard the Duck when Lea Thompson gets in bed with Howard.

Eowyns ass when she ducks the witchkings mace
Not fucking kidding.
I also used my digital camera to video tape the screen while playing the sex scenes from the sci fi channel Dune miniseries and accidentslly put them on my school flashdrive which my friend stole and found the videos and he blackmailed me helping him with his home work or hed turn me in to the school.
Also jerked off to Harry potter and the
Order of the Phoenix when he kisses Chi Chang and later when they fall and are barely off the ground and there's a scene you can see ginny weasleys ass in tight jeans.
I'm also the same user who jacked off to Aayla Secura dying in revenge of the Sith.
I think I have issues.

Brooke Shields in Pretty baby.

Every time it was on HBO I'd wait for this part.

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This one

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bump

katee sackhoff's topless scene in riddick. it was unexpected so i got to see my first boob.

i grabbed that dvd later and paused that scene and had my first fap.

i still jerk off to her.

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American Pie almost gave me a pissing fetish. I distinctly remember the pissing scene in the balcony giving me a boner.

>2013
jesus christ, are you 18?

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lol i'm 19

Anyone who had this as a DVD as a young lad without internet knows exactly what I'm referring to.

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wow

I'm almost positive this is the reason I have a tongue fetish to this day.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

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this is a hot take I can get behind

>zoomer
>didn't find hardcore internet porn before puberty
lmao get a load of this dork

I can only how much fun they had drawing and animating that

I never realised how old this movie is. I thought it came out like 2010 or something.

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Yatch bunny who married a rich fella with a craking personality and big bank account.

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In my language's dub they gave her some old woman voice and I didn't think much about her. I lusted after Arwen, like most teenage boys.
I rewatched it only a year or two ago and suddenly had a stiffy when she appeared. Same with Eowyn. She was the only reason I started watching Sabrina, btw. Still could barely make it through one episode, so...

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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she has to be somebody's baby, she's so fine

>Not saving it to literally drown a girl in cum
IDIOT

ninja scroll. you know the scene

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>2013
>first boob
geezus fucking christ

My uncle's a clockwork orange vhs tape

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you know the one

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Of course the low IQ nignogs on this board were watching shit like this

Of course. WWE had some of the most cake-faced, vomit-inducingly fake-tittied whores I've ever seen. Stacy Kiebler was by far the exception.

Did you watch Bergman as a kid?

>Dude, if you didn't watch wrestling you must have watched arthouse
Mouthbreathers, everyone

The sex scene in Never Say Never Again

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FUCK OUT THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Xd

Is it always this easy to make you upset?

never bated to it, but that whump shit's been getting me hot and bothered since pre-teens. prefer it when it's the villain getting his shit pushed in tho. or just an alpha. casey jones vs tatsu is the earliest memory of it i can recall

based and redpilled

Her Playboy issue was a highly desired item when I was a kid
Personally I always prefered Nicole Eggert though

And this is what you jerked it too in highschool? Is that why you ended up here?

For me it's Elizabeth Shue in pic related.
context?

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user why the fuck you have you never seen Under Siege you better have a fucking good reason

>Some other movie, I don't remember the name of it, but it was this skinny little white girl getting fucked from behind by some big black man, and while he was fucking her he demanded she call him, "Nigger" and say "Nigger fuck me hard."

xvideos.com/video2217877/selma_blair_wants_to_be_fucked_hard

for me it's angelina

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>How could they do this to Jennifer Jason Leigh? How could they put such a fresh and cheerful person into such a scuz-pit of a movie? Don't they know they have a star on their hands? I didn't even know who Leigh was when I walked into "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and yet I was completely won over by her. She contained so much life and light that she was a joy to behold. And then she and everybody else in this so-called comedy is invited to plunge into offensive vulgarity.

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Ridgemont High really is a shitshow

the fuck ?

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So, so many loads.

Cameron Diaz in The Mask made me hard I didn't know how to jerk off yet

Came here to post this. Didn't even have to fap. This scene actually made me cum in my pants.

lmao same

I cant believe yall remember your first faps, I don't even think I fapped to anything in particular my first time

The Camomile Lawn
youtube.com/watch?v=c74BxNq58sU

Nice one user, I remember that, good old Jennifer Ehles
I think that was the first thing Toby Stephens was in too
Got to love those old Brit miniseries of the 80s/early 90s that were quite liberal with the nudity

shame shit hit the wall real fast, guess coke does that to you

I remember my VHS recording of this did the rounds of half my year group.

My first real fap was a random Alexis Texas scene

She looked better with dry hair, once she slicked it back she looked awful

i bet you like cock you fucking faggot

Brofist.

Cameron Diaz had to play Sonya.
But she hurt her hand.

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Mine was at the swimming pool by accident, chilling next to the filter. Current got me good. I didn't know what the fuck it was so I was like "hey guys check this out!" and about five of us friends were all lined up leaning on the edge, chatting about crushes and Mighty Max getting bubble blasted.

>ctrl+f
>no xiena

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This trash show, over a decade ago

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No joke I wore out the part of the VHS with this scene by jerking off so much to it as a kid

sublime

oh fuck that takes me back. one of my earlier boy boners. thanks user.

At least you said that scene in ‘The Camomile Lawn’ rather than the other one.

Just waited for this.

He's just a fucking cook

>Can still see those perkies

I can't remember for sure, but it was probably some softcore movie with Shannon Tweed on Channel 5 (bonglander here).

>sladed

I know it was one of JLos music videos but don't know which one.
I remember that the ending of "Love don't cost a thing" made me unload buckets, might've been the first one as well.
youtube.com/watch?v=4kGvlESGvbs

>Being a teen when channel 5 was first aired
>All those friday night softcore movies they screened for the ratings
>Discussing the quality of them monday morning at school with the boys

>this dance, it was made for me!

>I remember that the ending of "Love don't cost a thing" made me unload buckets, might've been the first one as well.
Man she was something in her day
That bit where she takes her top off definitely sticks in my mind
Music videos are great for early faps, I think a lot of anons would have had that experience with various classics over the years

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Dolly Parton has always seemed slightly sexless to me though, for all her bimbo icon status. I think it's because she prefers women.

This movie is the archetypal bad movie that people overrate because they get good faps out of it.

I've always enjoyed her work.

of course i fucking am

A/B repeat was invented for this.

>all that Sigourney kino
Extremely based

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Another great one for me was Christina Aguileras Dirrty
youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8

kys

Animators are such degenerates.

how can they make a post stick ?

Yes bless her she did lay it on

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I've had multiple co workers through my life say this was their first jerk off scene as a kid. Dozens easily.

I remember being strangely attracted to her in this as a kid. Used to think it was just me.

>tfw almost fapped to her stella artois commercial

I couldn't help it those breasts looked delicious.

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If my exes are to be believed ALL women LOVE LOVE LOVE the fact that a guy can get so turned on by them they cum.

When I was about 5 or 6 I saw this movie with Keira Knightley playing Robin Hood's daughter. Princess of Thieves, I believe

First time I remember having a boner in my life

Oh, my first faps weren't to porn either, I thought the OP question was "What was the first scene you fapped to?"

Im pretty sure 8th grade me ruined this vhs tape because of fapping to shannon Elizabeth. Ive always wanted to hug the genius who convinced her fine ass to do those nude/sex scenes.

>no Lois & Clark
>no Relic Hunter
>no Basic Instinct
this chart was made by a zoomer

I was 12 when it started. We were a lucky generation.

My negroide
Thank God. The thread is zoomer City

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She did nothing for me in this movie. Now THAT phoebe cates scene made me a man.

For me? It was Angelina in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. In fact that was my first dozen times

youtube.com/watch?v=lhPnqEOZafw

Do you work at a sperm bank?

Private Parts (the howard stern film) had so many great fapping scenes for a young teen like myself. I think it caused my milf fetish

>the scene where he gets this milfy looking busty blonde to orgasm while she rides a speaker and and her tig ole bitties bounce all over the place

All these decades later and the thought of it still gets me rock solid.

youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ae0h2pd78

Same as the rest of you. No need to be coy, Roy.

This and the scene where shes walking around in that bra were prime fap kinos.

That scene in GoT with Carleesi which is a shame because I later came to abhor her horrible acting. I was 19 too, but that was 8 years ago

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>jerking off to gay porn

Was it this one?

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jerking off to lesbian porn is actually peak heterosexuality.

The one and only time ive ever found Sigourney weaver attractive.

I swear to god everytime I watched this scene I got a boner when I was a kid. I have no reason why, I don't have an inflation fetish now I think it's fucked, but for some reason it always made my peepee feel funny. thinking more about the remake though because I was an early 2000 zoomer baby

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>tfw only jerk it to joi videos or amateur milfs masturbating solo

I thank god everyday i never got into more weird shit like most of my friends.

For me, Halle Barry in Swordfish. You know the part.

Parents had "In The Name Of The Rose" on VHS and I fapped repeatedly to the seduction/Slater loses his cherry scene.

Also generally a great film.

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Monsters Ball. Going into it blind only on the recommendation of a friend who said "trust me user you NEED to watch this" i think i broke our old dvd player because i fapped to that sex scene so much.

There was this old sci-fi movie where the aliens looked like humans because they were wearing human skin, and when they took the human skin off they had brightly glowing skin like light-beings.

I don't remember the name of the movie.

There's was really cool pool sex scene in that or at least I remember there being one.

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She's a german soap actress

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All those smutty 90's movies with lots of sex and tits that were on randomly super late.

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Species you dumb cunt.

Envision!

Ghosts of mars was on the other day and I forgot how pure sex/what a mega turn on she used to be. She doesnt do one sexy thing at all in the movie and i still wanted to lick the tv screen. Everytime she was on.

MYSTERY BOX

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Also Ghosts of Mars is an enjoyable film, unlike Species, so that helps

No, not that one. Species was that one where the alien was some kind of monster and it was full of gore.

This was a kind of movie series and it was very vanilla.

I remember there was even a scene where the alien woman takes off her skin in the dressing room after taking off her clothes and someone is watching through a peep hole and they're shocked. There was nothing gore about it, the skin was literally like a bodysuit when it flopped off. It was kind of dumb when you think about it.

Species is a good movie. Really cool concept wish theyd remake it in the right non sjw hands.

Why not just asking them here? There are plenty of girls on Yea Forums

Where is WeirdScience.mp4?

thank god she hurt her hand

based cindybro

Rip beautiful face.

lesbian porn is the straightest porn

I had the cd to this movie and they have this pic in it. Fapped to it alot

cute

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Holy shit I found it.

It was Cocoon (1985).

Thank you, google's advanced A.I. I literally just searched "old movie alien takes human skin off" and it gave me the movie's IMDB page even though it turns out it wasn't even really aliens.

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Ausfag here, I usually ask every few months in either ausfag/fap threads so I'll ask in this thread:
>Euro movie (possibly french?) with a woman who looks remarkably like Monica Potter who lays in front of a fire as a dude caresses her bare ass, then a sex scene ensues

Literally do not know which movie this was. It was pretty awesome. I remember a scene eaon a tennis court perhaps?

Is that Rey?

Tahnee Welch

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For me it was Sable when she did this.
My mum brought me a WWF magazine subscription, and I used to hide in my room fapping to her.

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So many faps.

Think my first was a late night showing of ultravixens.

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There were a bunch of qt ladies in tight swimsuits in a Mr. Bean episode, the swimming pool one, and that was the closest to a lewd video I had in the 90s.

Disco Inferno

That champagne

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You need to watch Heartbreakers senpai

BASED SBS.

Between this and Nude For Satan, I used to rewind and play my VHS so much that my VCR started to make squeaky sounds lol

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Gonna need sauce on this.

Welcome newfriend!

Probably this. I mean I definitely did. A lot. But it may not have been the first.

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Those are the fakest fake tiddies I have ever seen.

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picket fences

demi moore in disclosure

God bless free tv for airing this back then

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Me and most of Europe.
youtube.com/watch?v=yFoNmdbruSA

fucking kino

Uma Thurman in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

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I watch a ton of titty drop videos on pornhub to remind me of the girls gone wild videos of my lost youth

It's crazy to think she was once this hot