Do you think our girl Britney can have a comeback as a film star?

Do you think our girl Britney can have a comeback as a film star?

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I heard that she's so fucked in the head that she can't even keep a simple conversation going on.Like she has the lowest attention span possible.

Adult film star, yes.

I don’t know, but I would gladly put my cum on her back.

20 years too late

We'll always have the music video for "Baby One More Time." How many gallons of semen were spilled to that video do you think?

>how does thicctina aguilera still look so good

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Shakira aged the best, she's barely changed

What's her fucking problem? She's got money, and she still got fame with her Vegas show. The divorce is long settled, nobody is busting her chops, so what gives? Did she wreck her mind with drugs or something?

>Did she wreck her mind with drugs or something?
Yes

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cringe, old, yikes
based, thicc, bbw

Her son being a weeb was the breaking point.

SHE'S A DUMB SHIT REDNECK WHORE, NOW FUCK OFF ASSWIPE!!!FACT!!!

Her morning routine includes drinking 8 oz of fresh squeezed African semen. Ariana Grande is on the same program.

To cope with being raped by hundreds of old Jews, in her defense

Her acting career peaked at this moment. She should leave it at that.

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why does her underwear have a dickhole in it?

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Quote from an interview: "I haven't smoked weed since I was like 17 years old"
It was all harder drugs after that.

so she can be penetrated without the incovenience of having to remove her panties obviously. i dont see why you're so puzzled by this

IM NOT A GIRL

NOT YET A WOMAN

Are you one of those retards who think the thing on the front of mens underwear is to stick your dick through?

Its like a pouch to stretch out and make space for the dick and thats it.

I always figured that was just an extra layer for drops of pee.

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Crossroads was almost as KINO as Cool as Ice.

>2003 in middle school library
>get in trouble for click on fake britney spears nudes
did she get fappeninged? were there ever any real briney nudes?

She was not bad on HIMYM.

Sadly not really. She’s aged badly.

this, ew...

mid 2000s was pantyless celeb upskirt kino

Unfortunately, no.

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Thats bullshit, Ive seen her on x factor or whatever the fuck and she gets some savage moments with the contestants, no way a dumbfuck even with help could do that

>girl
That thing is a tranny

She's in her mid thirties and looks like that. A reminder that white women are disgusting and age like milk.

Without joke read about her and i find it kind of sad. Her father is really her handler milking her for money as was an ex fiance. and probably she was abused all her life starting at young age at disney. Apparently they send her to the mental hospital to gain the rest of her money and or punish her for cutting of her hair , trying to escape the hollywood life.

is this in fucking english?

No, but she's still a 10/10 must plow hard, so I'll be okay.

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She let a wigger impregnate her. That's a big no in our book

she was literally one of the first monarch program superstars

you guys aren't aware what's happening with Britney? Didn't see the #FreeBritney on twitter?

bump

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I'd still pay to see porn with old, hagged Britney desu.

Spears fans are the most retarded thing in the world

She thought she was going to marry Justin

I just think she's fucking hot beyond belief. Once in a generation beauty. She's pushing 40 and still looks damn fine.

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Agreed. She would probably be a lot of fun.

Lulz

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imagine a bj from prime britney spears

>started to hit the deep end with she was friends with Paris Hilton
>underage sister getting pregnant by Dan "Big As A Coke Can" Schneider
>father of your kids is some wigger loser

Nah.

Heaven itself. I would feed her so many loads.

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She already made it big, she's moved on.
She's a mom now.

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why does she get ugly after she is around BBC?

Doubt it. She should stick to Vegas at this rate and save every penny

she has sad eyes ..

>Heaven itself.
Imagine

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She also thought she was going to marry Prince William.

Fake tits. Shoulders like a man. No hips.

Even prime Britney was rather homely.

She's so lucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart

That guy who did the new documentary about Michael Jackson (Wade Robson) is also the guy responsible for breaking Britney, and Justin up. He became her trusted choreographer back in 1999. He seduced her, and than told Justin that she cheated.

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>Implying you wouldn't trade two years of your life for one awesome night with prime Britney.

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Justin is a faggot you mong. Him and Biel are bearding for each other.

I've fucked prostitutes hotter than her. She looks like a trailer queen.

She had already given birth twice there.

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i want to slap her tits and her face

We'll always have Crossroads 2001

But that was long ago.

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>comeback
>made like 20mil as a judge on xfactor or whatever
>does shoes in vegas

>Reports: Britney Spears to make $500K per show in Las Vegas
>Spears, 36, ended her four-year run at Planet Hollywood’s Axis theater (now Zappos Theater) on New Year’s Eve. She grossed just short of $138 million in her “Piece of Me” series.

Not bad

Bald Britney best Britney

No you haven't.

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>you guys aren't aware what's happening with Britney?
No, what?

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Nice. Wish they would release this on blu ray already. I have it in 1080i on my DVR but still.

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I still would

yes I did and it cost me a mere 1500 czech koruna

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Wait are you serious? I thought boxers had that hole so it was easier to pee or get your dick sucked in a bathroom

Here's a hint: youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU

You can't make a claim like that unless you have pictures to back it up, user. Especially on 4channel. However if true congrats.

Maybe Wade fucked Justin then.

They sent her back for more reprogramming? Poor Britney.

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she kind of looked like a 5'10" tall Emma Watson (before she hit the wall). She didn't look like she enjoyed it too much but that just made me harder - probably because I don't like Emma Watson as a person. Anyway, it was money well spent and I reflect fondly upon it from time to time.

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i gotta special film idea for her if u know what i mean ;)

THE MILKS GONE BAD

Why do most girls just wear panties that don't have that then?

Cute!

For protection. They don't want anyone sticking their dicks through their panties.

They even got Dan Aykroyd to play her father.

F

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lol no.
maybe some mexican donkey porn

what did she mean by this?

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It's for pissing with using a zip only

The RollingStone picture on the bottom left was taken in her actual bedroom. She used to collect dolls.

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but why is she trying to make me a pedo?

but all of her early music videos, and concerts used to air on the Disney Channel in the late 90s.

Notice the 90s Disney Channel logo
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Can i just say toxic is the definitive pop song of the 2000s. hips don't lie is a close second.

Best pic of her itt tbqh

>tfw no blonde milf American gf

i bet your jerked off to your own post, faggot.

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This article explains current Britney situation. Conspiracy theory is she wants out and dad says no. She has no rights due to losing them in 200-whatever when she was crazy. Essentially she is controlled by the same law as someone with dementia - not seen as able to run own life so father has almost complete control. If you have any questions, ask: I have been following this case for a while

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lol the fuck is this dumb shit? shes making millions doing vegas shows and banging some model guy. she doesnt giva fuck?

So this is the power of MK Ultra.

>at disney.
It's all so magical

From 1998 to now probably half of the water on earth.

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She turned out okay considering her entire family is completely insane. Dan Schneider knocked up her sister too.

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no I wouldn't.

GET OUT!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You're nothing! You will never be anything. NEVER. How DARE you? You miserable, mediocre NOTHING. And I've earned my right to say it. OKAY?
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kek!

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Look it might be the two years in which I perfect my nuclear reactor. So no I can't user. It wouldn't be moral.

Shes probably seen some shit too.

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Time forgives no one.

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>Spears made the announcement that she's taking time to herself months after her 66-year-old father, Jamie Spears, "almost died" from a ruptured colon.
>Spears continues to care for her dad as he recovers, putting her Las Vegas residency show, "Domination," and new album on hold.
>"His colon spontaneously ruptured and he was immediately admitted into surgery,"

How does your colon spontaneously rupture?

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me on the right

anal sex

Needs more plot

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didnt he claim control of her fortune? did he ever let her have her own money and enter into her own agreements?

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What does her brapper smell like?

poopy

u know shes batshit crazy when even justin timberlake was like fuck this im out.

Most girls don't have dicks

She cheated on him.

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She was over 40 when she got big in early 2000s

however.

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damn gosling aged like wine
just looks like an average smarmy normbro here

Here's your plot, bro.

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>she never got fake tits in her prime

missed opportunity desu

>over 40 in early 2000s

she's 42 right now dingus

Naw, 40 when her breasts were small and humble in 02. Everyone knew it.

Tonya Harding had a successful sex tape. Britney's would sell millions, no matter what she looks like.

Ah I remember renting this movie at blockbuster and the (girl) cashier just looked at me, shook her head and told me to "enjoy the movie."

I jerked off to that scene so many times I was blowing dry loads.

In porn, perhaps.

haha good one! nice original take! thanks for posting this!

who is fucking her when she is in vegas?

Not this guy?

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dude looks like a male escort lol

she deserves the best

Justin cheated on her first.

Cry Me A River was a fluke.

God I want to fuck old wrinkly Britney while she keeps moanong and telling me how hot she used to be in her prime while I lie and tell her she still got it, plowing her from behind while her droopy ass wiggles and her disgusting loose asshole is right there

>Imagine the smell

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