Wow Jesus, you sure love carpentry!

He was the good Jew.
The other Jews are not good and that is why they killed him.

nice try rabbi, there are no good jews

>Wow Jesus, you sure don't like unfair interest rates.
>........

>live by the sword, die by the sword
>be carpenter
>get nailed

Jesus literally destroyed a Jewish temple and their market inside single-handedly what the fuck are you talking about?

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>Damn Jesus, don't you think you'll get into trouble if you keep giving out free fish like that?
>Nah, can't say it really crossed my mind

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What?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleansing_of_the_Temple

>Jesus is pissed off when the Jews turned his father's temple into a market place
>Jews stone Stephen to death when he tells them how they are responsible for the death of the messiah
Guys, I think the new testament is anti-Semitic.

nice

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That's anti-semantic of you

Pretty based Jesus considering most of Yea Forums can't even put together a table from Ikea.

Joseph was a carpenter and Jesus just carried on his family profession. I think it's meant to show that Jesus was a lawful and dutiful person and not some lazy rebel.

How?

That's a big query.

for thou

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Such a charismatic carpenter must have.. uh.. nailed something. Uh.. like a concept.

>“Isn’t this the carpenter?” some asked in Mark 6:3

talkjesus.com/threads/why-christ-was-a-carpenter.36415/

Favorite bible verse? For me it's Ecclesiastes 1:2

John 11:35 of course what else

I like when the guy being crucified next to Jesus taunts him, and the other guy being crucified chastises him for being an asshole to Jesus.

>implying a dead jew isnt a good jew

the jews ultimate plot to control the world

>Argh gets cruxified to death anyway

this, it was the way for them to weaken populations (through the pussy rethoric of christianity) without having to actually control governments. It became useless with the rise of democracies and media.

Typical Romans.

Jesus was probably a stonemason and not a carpenter. Stone was a lot more available than wood around the Sea of Galilee.

you don't fix what isn't broken
well they probably still needed carpenters

Turns out Jesus was an astronaut because there's more space than there is wood.

>Ecclesiastes
Absolutely patrician. I like 5:18

i mean this niggas got a point

People forget that Jesus was a man.

it's natural for the lower IQ to resent the higher IQ

Christ was a Christian, faggot.

thoughts?

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lol okay which of these makes more sense: you work as a carpenter in an area where there is virtually no wood available or be a stonemason (especially since there was a huge quarry only a couple miles from Nazareth at that time)?

Christianity as a group didn't form for many years after his death

I figure you would rather stone the guy to death

Revelations 3:9

It was less arid back then, plus you still need carpenters no matter how little wood you have.
I don't know why anyone cares; he'd be shitposting on /pol/ if he was born today.

He’s called a “tekton” which technically means a builder of something, but is usually always taken to mean a woodworker.

And I've had so many men before,
In very many ways,
He's just one more.

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Ezekiel 23:20

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okay so I guess they didn't use frames and roofs back then

but why would the Holy Bible lie to us?

Tekton is not usually taken as woodworker, it can mean a lot of different, mainly builder as you said. It's been ingrained tradition that he was a carpenter and no one's translated differently since it doesn't really matter and there is some ambiguity around the issue.

It doesn't, the greek is tekton which just means builder.

no, he was THE man

>virtually no wood available

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requesting rule 63 of Jesus. It must exist

Please capitalize the G in God next time, thanks!

Who was in the wrong here?

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Bravo Raimi

I seriously laughed until I precame.

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Jesus didn't live in Jerusalem bud. And why do you think wood had to be transported into Israel whenever there were major construction in the Bible (ie Solomon's temple, rebuilding the wall) if it was such an abundant resource?

bravo nolan

I'm not surprised in the slightest, he was a communist and a zionist, he was the Trump of his time, a zionist sellout adored by hive mind low watt fops.

What about Nazareth?

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>jesus dying on the cross
>looks over
>"J.C 0 BC" carved on the side
>"GOD DAMN IT!"

Holy shit it looks exactly the same as it would 2,000 years ago!

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>Makes claim that Jesus being a carpenter doesn't make sense because there aren't trees in Israel.
>Shown photos of trees in Israel
>"But there weren't trees 2,000 years ago!"

>Tree of to the side
>Plenty of green
Obviously fertile land.

lol that's a different guy you're replying to. But I never said there were no trees just that wood is very scarce in the region. Those trees in could be harvested for their crap wood once and then you have to wait forever for them to grow back. Notice all the houses are made of stone. You can literally look up any commentary on the Bible and they'll make the same points I do on the issue of Jesus' profession.

THE ROMAN EMPIRE WILL PROVIDE ALL WOOD NECESSARY FOR CRUCIFIXION.

desu reading this verse for the first time gave me a whole new perspective on Christianity.

>builder
Ah so Jesus could have been a neet making minecraft buildings

Psalm 30:5
>Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning.
I try my hardest not to lose hope, no matter what troubles or saddens me.

Why do you think there are so many Christian servers?

I don't care who you are, but you've been shilling this exact image macro all day. Go dilate or suck off a circumcision wound or something.

1 Corinthians 14:34

I don't know if it's true but I read that the original wording is more of a "builder" in general which harks back to the stone masons and God being the architect and shit

>Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends.
Normie tattoo tier but I love this verse.