SVENGOOLIE GENERAL

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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: VALLEY OF THE DRAGONS (1961)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: In 1881, in Algeria, Michael Denning and Hector Servadac are fighting a duel when a comet brushing Earth takes the two men to the Moon where they discover a prehistoric civilization.

IMDB RATING: 5.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: NONE (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (17 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
NOTICE
>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

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Tonight's Movie: Valley of the Dragon
Year: 1961
Director: Edward Bernds
Writers: Edward Bernds, Jules Verne (novel)


Description: In this sci-fi fantasy, based on a Jules Verne story, two 18th-century men are preparing for a duel when they find themselves caught in the tremendous tailwind of a passing comet. They get sucked onto the comet's head where they find a strange world inhabited by dinosaurs and cave men. The rivals are forced to split up. When they see each other again, each has become the leader of rival cave-man clans during a war.

FEATURING:

Cesare Danova ... Hector Servadac
Sean McClory ... Michael Denning
Joan Staley ... Deena
Danielle De Metz ... Nateeta
Gregg Martell ... Od-Loo
Gil Perkins ... Tarn / Doctor
I. Stanford Jolley ... Patoo
Mike Lane ... Anoka
Roger Til ... Vidal
Mark Dempsey ... Andrews
Jerry Sunshine ... LeClerc
Dolly Grey ... Mara

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 22 min
Format: 35mm Spherical
Ratio: 1.85:1
Color: Black & White

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Sorry for being a few minutes late, I was distracted by THE TEN COMMANDMENTS on ABC. It's kino that rivals Svengoolie.

My personal check is ready

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I wanna watch along with you but metv doesn't show it until like 3 hours later so fuck you guys

MY BODY IS READY

I'm late too

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CLEAR THE FUCKIN AIR LINES!!!!
CLEAR THE FUCKING BOWLING LANES!!!

this might be pure KINO boys

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these special effects are better than any DC movie

I miss Wolfman Mac, bros... :(

This Frenchman is a real cocksucker.

What do you think of this vaccum?
Sven: it sucks!

It is stupid but makes me smile, sven comfy

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I think that was a WorldStar video clip.

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4/20 edition

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Sven humor should not work, and yet it does.

these some hot ass cave ho's

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That's one jealous cave bitch.

Cavemen With Attitude
C.W.A

GUT SHOT mother fucker!!!!!!!!!

CM Puke go to Yea Forums

MFW no underwater big titty cavewoman girlfriend.

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the world is going crazy

was this movie an excuse to fuck with lizards?

I know that feel, bro

lol

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Bump

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!

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MY BODY IS READY!

I could've sworn I saw that fuckin nigger Rodan just now. I see you you fuckin nigger.

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De Plane boss
De Plane

svengoolie is trending on twitter

cause people hate lizards

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that wigga got eaten

now touch his cave dick

is homosex cuddle puddle the most kino ending to a film?

its the most arousing

love this

all I'll say is I'm glad my body was ready...

you have to stay ready at all times

I hope you guys had fun. I'm away on business and couldn't watch because the hotel I'm at doesn't get Sven, in Chicagoland of all places. I knew I should have brought my antenna.

I saw a USB tv card for a laptop, I think Im sold.