Favourite story?

Easily the one with the monkey
It feels like it has the most meat to it, narratively and emotionally, which gives the scares the biggest impact. Also, I just the monkey with the shark teeth is a really cool-looking prop
Weakest is a toss up between Cockroach Man and Stephen King as a hick, the core ideas for both work but they lack any sort of structure to support them and keep you invested until you get to the spooky finale. In both, you know exactly where they're going and how they're going to get there, and you're just waiting for the scares to kick in

the cockroach one. if we're talking any of them then the raft from 2.

hey finally found the only other person who ranks hick stephen king last

arguably the most iconic ballbuster in film history

she had the most lickable tits in cinema in escape from new york

This movie's pretty bad if you didn't watch it as a kid.

i watched it in my 20s and it's pretty solid for an anthology

That monster was one of the only things in a movie that scared me as a kid, I have no idea why

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>the raft from 2
Yep, genuinely did creep me out.

You know that the film is INTENTIONALLY cheesy, right? It was heavily influenced by 1950s horror comics.

2 > Tales from the Darkside > 1 > Tales from the Hood >>>>> literal dog shit >>>>> 3 > Tales from the Hood 2

OP, all of them. It's a fucking masterpiece and my second favorite movie of all time after Return of the Living Dead. Ceepshow 2 is okay but the stories go on too long and it doesn't have the style of the first. I wish Romero could have got a real Creepshow 3 (that DTV piece of shit doesn't exist) made before he died!!!FACT!!!

Tales From the Darkside: The Movie is the real Creepshow 3, FACT!

But if I HAD to choose, I'd go with The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill because it's a reversal of H.P. Lovecraft's The Color Out Of Space where a meteor lands in a famers field and poisons/mutates everything it touches while King's story had the space weeds spread with no end in sight!!!FACT!!!

Easily Something to Tide you Over. Leslie Nielsen is so good in it.

>2 > Tales from the Darkside > 1
The fuck? Everyone knows that 1 is the best film. It features Romero, King, and Savini at the peak of their powers.

1 does not have Chief WoodenHead or The Raft, therefore it is inferior.

chief woodenhead fucking sucks and the hobo one isn't exactly an all timer either. the raft is great but not enough to singlehandedly make 2 better than 1.

Chief Woodenhead is good in a ridiculous campy sort of way, which fits the horror-comedy tone of Creepshow. It made me laugh

>Tales From the Darkside: The Movie is the real Creepshow 3, FACT!

It's okay but the stories go on too long like Creepshow 2. What I love about the original is that you get five nice short and to the point stories.

If I had one complaint about Creepshow, it's that all of the stories take place in, then, contemporary America.

If someone ever made another, I'd like some variety to the story settings (one set in the 1950's, one set in the old west, one set in etc...) and maybe throw in a bit of sci-fi Horror in there with aliens or robots.

Anywho, Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead might be more iconic but to me Creepshow is George A. Romero's true masterpiece!!!FACT!!!

If you were native, you'd understand the appeal of Chief Wooden Head.
Hobo story is lame, I'll give you that.

I don't even really like Romero but I love Creepshow

Romero had an amazing run from 1973 to 1988. He delivered 4 horror masterpieces (Martin, Dawn of the Dead, Creepshow, Day of the Dead), 2 solid horror films (The Crazies, Monkey Shines), and a surprisingly fun action drama film (Knightriders). I think it's a shame that most people think of him as Night of the Living Dead guy.

Oh and Romero made a cameo in The Silence of the Lambs, he's one of the people taking Clarice away after she last see's Lecter in person in his cage, because Jodie Foster Directed an episode of the Tales from the Darkside TV show (Do Not Open This Box), which Romero was involved in, while much of Lambs was shot in Pittsburgh where he worked at the time!!!FACT!!!