Arranged my first date since 2015

You'll be okay.
Watch Fast and Furious. Then watch Tokyo Drift.

play on their jealousy weakness, tell them theres another female in your general vacinity and all over a sudden shes at your door. they cant help it.

pull up at her house in your honkmobile and start honking angrily until she comes out.

Gay dudes are pretty fucking thirsty, I set my Tinder to search for men and got to see how Stacey feels

>he's had a first date
fucking normalfags

pre-selection bias only works if you're taken already.
telling her "hey bitch lool I have a different girl here" won't work ever.

Buffalo 66

>wanted to learn an instrument
>too late to start
damn shame

I lost my virginity at 15. I'm not ugly or anything, I just don't have friends anymore.

Why did you ask one on a date, then?

it was her idea. I think I got catfished or something.

Starship Troopers always cheers me up

Test

>tfw no bf

GTFO normie

>lost his virginity

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post feet/kys faggot

>he fell for the honeypot
enjoy your visit from the fbi, you pedo.

i made a profile where I pretended I was like 50 and slayed some gilf pussy. i don't feel bad about it

Wrong. it can be as simple as "ok then its me mums birthday anyway, so I'm takin her to a movie/dinner instead."

back when people used to call eachother you would have to mute the TV so they dont think your cheating.

prolem is your puttin the pussy on a pedestal my dude

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I'm a boxxyfag dude

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t-thanks

Stop biting your toenails.

How flexible do you think I am? I clip them user.

>How flexible do you think I am
I think you're a beast in bed, user.