I'm sorry user, but you can not leave the theater until you clean up the mess you made

Meh. You ever been to a movie theater in the hood?

I worked at a theater in high school. Only time it was really bad was children movies and black movies.

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Make me faggot. And if you try anything, I'll tell them you tried to rape me. THen we'll see what the courts have to say, wagie.

worked at a movie theater for like 2 weeks. that looks pretty typical.

I once literally shit right on the seat during the end credits of Transformers 2. The pile of shit really loosened my bowels along with all the nachos and goobers.

Clean it up you fucking faggots.

You sound like such a child

I do this everytime I leave the cinema, like I can't finish the popcorn so on my way out I put it by my foot and just kick it onto the floor. I guess I don't even really know why I do it.

Cinema is a good place to unload garbage if the dump is closed. Got rid of two bags of grass cuttings there.

>tfw pick off my seat and pull all my trash into the popcorn bowl before carrying it outside
am I a cuck?

anyone else bring your household garbage to the theater and just dump it after watching a flick?

>raise hands to perform mandatory clapping
>my huge gut pushes my popcorn bucket off my lap
>now i'm forced to clean it up

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that's ok, i'm white, so i didn't make a mess.

Pick it up, wagie.

When I buy popcorn I always just throw unopened or partially opened but inedible popcorns on the floor.
But I genuinely do not know where else am I supposed to put them

I just throw those bits at the baldies in the rows infront

have you tried simply leaving them in the bag, and not eating them?

dump them into the toilet

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Reminds me of that one time me and the lads brought a whole rotisserie chicken into the screening of Shrek 2

If I put them back at some point I will pick them up again, since the popcorn that is being picked from the bag is chosen at random, since it is dark.
If I accumulate a lot of the inedible ones at some point I will just be picking them up and putting them back in.

Woah that's like a description of my whole life bro

Yeah you're really sticking it to the shareholders and CEO when you give those min wage kids more work to do because you're a disgusting slob who can't clean up after himself.

That is nothing. I was an usher during high school.
Worst mess ever was after How to Train Your Dragon 2, 6 full buckets of popcorn, 2 large sodas, and 1 slushie all upended down the carpeted stairs. The mess ran the entire staircase.

Worst Movies to Clean Up After Power Ranking:
1. Chick Flicks - Women are disgusting creatures with no respect for public spaces
2. Children's Movies - This is self explanatory, people buy their brats tubs of popcorn then don't even attempt to clean up the mess when it gets upended on the floor
3. Capeshit (See Above)
4. Comedies
5. Horror Movies
POWER GAP
6. Documentaries
7. Religious Movies

Fat people are usually very messy, as are minorities. The absolute most disgusting thing in the world is having to wipe off a leather seat coated in what could either be sweat or butter, it's especially bad if there's an asscrack shaped wedge of moisture left behind on the seat after an old person or obese person has sat there.
Thank fucking christ I went to college and got a real job.

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crabs in a popcorn bucket

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when i was in high school i got a handy in a movie theater and just blew all over the seat

No trolling no meme but I think that's a fucking good idea. All theaters should have a policy that requires patrons to clean up their mess after the movie, I kindly support this idea full heartedly.

Why are Americans so uncivilized when it comes to being courteous?

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Are those condoms on those cumbers?

Why are europoors obsessed with america

nah, they just haven't been unwrapped

Yes

It's a sort of morbid fascination. Liek when you're watching those Chinese accident videos on LiveLeak and you just can't look away

>but that's not my seat

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Yet to see an explanation for this

Seems fairly obvious to me

Why would someone put chocolate on an arm rest?

They stuck it up their doodoo hole and subsequently shidded and farded on it

That sounds unhealthy

dare you to deny the holocaust. lol it would be funny.

chocolate ice cream obviously

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I don't have a license for that

>cursed Yea Forums picture

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>summary of my relationships

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You'll wreck your social credit score though. And if you think that's shit's not coming to the US, think again.

Invite the third world; get third world standards.

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AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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>go movie theater
>buy popcorn
>watch The Rookie
>later that day get a serious case of hives
either movie popcorn or Dennis Quaid gave me hives

what's with all the wagies larping ITT?
I've sharted in multiple theaters and those beta faggots would never dare fucking confront me if they found out

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

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lmao

holy fuck I thought I was the only one
>tfw shit, had sex and started a fire at my local kinoplex

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>doing fwb up the ass at kinoplex to rogue one a star wars story
>pull out
>shit plops out her ass onto the kinoplex floor
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

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extremely sexy if you're in the theatre and you can hear them masturbating

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

As someone from leeds this doesn't surprise me

I was born in leeds

The worst is when the shit gets engrained into the fabric of the chair. That's never coming out.

>incel did literally nothing else all day but go see a movie

how do you check the diarrhea for blood in the dark?

I would legit piss on my seat and spill the rest of my drink on it after the movie was done and never go back to that theater again

I once pissed into my cup during a showing of LotR, the only problem was I dropped the lid and couldn't find it so I had to spend the last hour swelling my own piss. I kind of felt sorry for the poor sap who cleaned up after me but they're employed and I'm not, so

This and most of the other pictures in this thread are literally nothing. I could clean and entire theater like this in less than 20m.

t. movie theater janitor of almost 7 years

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>This and most of the other pictures in this thread are literally nothing. I could clean and entire thread like this in less than 20m.

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Tell Richard he's the mother fucking man for letting me slide when I didn't pass penis inspection that one time.

>shit in a plastic bag
>sit in the middle of the cinema
>whirl the bag over my head like a helicopter at high speed
>let go of the bag as it flings in a random direction

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At the same time?

no
but within the same month

haha

I bring a steamy turd in a ziplock bag hidden in my backpack
when I dont like the movie I unleash the turd and hide it under the seats.
the smell fills the entire room up over time
some wagcuck has to remove my doodoo later lmao

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*kicks over popcorn*
*pours drink all over floor*
i think it shall be you, jannie, who cleans up this mess
*blows smoke in face*

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y-you c-cant smoke here sir

I just shoot them through a straw to the losers in the singles section

>empty theater
>finished popcorn
>throw a couple of my popcorn kernels into the darkness
CLEAN IT UP

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do americans really have massive trays to put food in?

did you just walk away with a shitty asshole and undies?

*smokes cigar all in one hit*
*exhales in your wagie face*
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
*lights up another cigar*
AHAHAHA

That’s racist. Black people are just as clean and well-behaved as white people

i don’t get it

I have never been to a theater here with trays, but then maybe somewhere else in the US does

never post this again

>he doesn't throw his popcorn bucket in the air in salute of a good movie after it's over
Why even buy it then?

That's not the only mess. I left you something in the bathroom, wagie. Your boss is gonna FREAK

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CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>theater changed the way kino lover points work (12 movies for a free one instead of 10)
>no longer have a free ticket
Makes me want to go and dump 2L colas everywhere.

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>friends dad was a huge fat man called "biggie"
>drove like a maniac
>would take us all to the movies and buy us all fat man sized proportions of candy and popcorn and soda
>insisted on throwing it all on the floor when we left
>looked just like pic related:
G'damn I loved going to the movies with those motherfuckers as a kid.

does anyone try to sit in the top row seat that is right in front of the stairs? a couple times i have had 2 litres of water before the session and a large coke and a can of raspberry fanta during the movie. i then proceed to urinated down the stairs when i can’t hold it in anymore. i call it the yellow waterfall technique. first time nobody noticed until after the deed was done. second time i got caught mid stream and got banned from the theatre

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how does this not have a billion (you)s

I call my method the soggy seat.
I have a bleacher cushion I bring in with me that is kinda shaped like a U and I have a sufficiently long enough penis to snake out and put in the gap without touching the theater seat. I slowly trickle out a stream of urine which I control with my mastery of the keggle technique.

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thats your job wagie

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No, youre not a shitty person.

I can't tell whether to laugh or throw up.

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>tfw i left my poop condom behind at the theater when i went to see Captain Marvel

CLEAN IT UP

>this thread
DESIGNATED SHITTING CINEMAS

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whenever i go to the kinoplex i make sure to buy an extra large popcorn and a large soda then just dump both of them on the ground lmfao fuck that unhealthy shit

I fucking love this place.

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>*tear rolls down my cheek* thank you...do you know how long I’ve waited for your establishment to finally tell me to clean up after myself? Do you know how long I’ve waited for you to take hold of your destiny?

reddit

Do you realize how embarrassing you sound right now?

Seems pretty reasonable to me.

>theater staff found my poop bike last time

it already has you just don't know it

the lads who threw popcorn across the kinoplex in their youth grew up to be Yea Forums posters

the dumb faggots who were payed minimum wage to clean it up would grow up to be Yea Forums jannies

Well I left some thumb tacks or needles at the chairs or floor...

Literally zero proof to this day that it’s shit. It’s more than likely chocolate.

t.wagie i left you a gift in the bathroom

It might almost be worth buying a ticket just to smuggle in some fucked up trash and leave it there for those fuckers to clean up.