Chief this guy spends all day in front of computer but he has no facebook, twitter, instagram account...

>chief this guy spends all day in front of computer but he has no facebook, twitter, instagram account. how is that possible?

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>and your badge's badge

>tfw make your own fb, tw and ig and you're the only one posting on it
pretty comfy desu

>no social media, no job history, no credit score. The guy's a ghost, chief.

>Do you know the last person he had physical contact with?
>.....Sir, last person he talked to was his mother 2 years ago.
>That's a start, is she still alive?
>That's the thing sir he lives with his mother, the man hasn't left his room in 2 years.
>This guy's good.

>hey chief, you remember that pathetic virgin we put away in the 2010s?
>you mean the guy who jacked off to that sick cartoon porn? yeah, sure.
>did we ever find out what he did with all those weird frog pictures?
>nah, god knows we tried. seems like some truths are not meant to be revealed.

> hey chief remember that guy who had ovr 4 gigs of Kirsten Stewart photos?
> yeah what about him?
>we found his sock collection
> sock collection?
> apparently he would buy socks that looked like Kirstens and wear them to get them all smelly
> oh god stop, i just had lunch

>it's 2019, deputy. Nobody has those things anymore

>He is browsing Yea Forums, sir
>What's that?
>Site with alt-rights and pedophiles

This is a little too specific user...