MORPHEUS IS FARTIN’ON NEO

No.

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could be helpful if he had drank too much before a matrix hookup though

this thread is so retarded and immature and i love it

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>brrraaAAAAPP
Smell good dont they?

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remember in the matrix when they wondered how the machines knew what to make farts smell like when they didnt have noses

If you rape someone in the matrix, are you a rapist in real life?

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Just notcied she said “who knwos, youre waiting on something. Your next life maybe” which is why he only becomes the one after trinity rezzes him with the kiss

mommy

>BBRRRAAAAAPP*

CIA is fighting bane

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NORPHEUS IS FIGHTING, MEOW!

Well now I know why the Matrix has a green filter all the tim

STOP RUINING THESE MOVIES FOR ME YOU FUCKS

>can i go next?

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i think it would be more accurate to interpret it as that he unlocked his powers in his next life but he was always the one

Underrated.

Imagine the things her lizard smells

RIP Support Lizard

what does it smell like when a pretty girl sits on your face=?

i forgot, ive been lonely and horny since ~2010

yo what the FUCK is that oven and stove unit? She has like 5 racks in that oven right now

cookies my dude

ITS THE SMELL, IF THERE IS SUCH A THING

WOAH

I know this brapper doesn't exist. I know that when I put my nose to it, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

lost my shit

I want that whole thimg in my mouth