Were you a Rock kid or a Stone Cold kid?

I'm a dudley bros kind of guy

Same but also kane

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I was an eddie, rey and chris benoit kid tbqh

Both. Was the best time when neither had storylines involving each other

Kane was a fucking monster back in the day.

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You call THAT a pop?
youtu.be/l151oEF65HM

Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.

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TWENTY THOUSAND SCREAMING KANENITES

>it's another trips puts himself over match
Cringe.

Kane my man!!

HHH Too!

Best hype man there ever was.
youtube.com/watch?v=7t7RDnjuBjI
One of the strongest to set foot in the ring.
BAH GAWD!

Taker and Kane were my go to pops
I laughed at Rock's promos, I wasnt a big fan of SCSA
everyone else didnt really matter other than the Godfather and Val Venis for the puppies

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Okay this user is based

Stone Cold was great but Rocky was the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

biker taker was the worst taker tho

*draws dimes in your path*

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STONE COLD STONE COLD

This, also ecw> wwmeme

You, me, locker room, 50 pure strikes and a six pack of beer.

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truly the best of times. growing up with the attitude era was amazing. no way would that shit fly today

mmmmmm u messed with him now

STOP STARTING SHITTY ATTITUDE ERA WRESTLING THREADS ON Yea Forums THAT THE FUCKING JANNIES THEN MOVE TO Yea Forums.

THE BIGGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD

BIG POPPA PUMP

THE GENETIC FREAK

SCOTTT STEEIIIIINNNERRRRR

t. UFC homo

Post kino promos
youtube.com/watch?v=GPV-rRdCAv0

>I'M A LITTLE PISSED OFF

youtu.be/RTwG1PeAWeE?t=81

based

Please not the pure strikes Mr Taker!
Send me to wrestler's court, have Benoit shit in my gym bag, anything but the pure strikes!

>ATTITUDE ERA WRESTLING
Better than 2019 fucking MEME era wrestling with people throwing fucking hastags and emojis all over the place

youtu.be/ZrUzLdc-XPk

I was a john cena wigger

stone cold is the white man's choice

youtube.com/watch?v=w0do83v2z9E

Thuganomics> pg cena
youtube.com/watch?v=RGUc6jmZJVo

WATCHA GUNNA DO BRUTHER

WHEN TEN THOUSAND HULKAMANIACS

RUN

WILD

ON

YOU

brother

Step aside for some real promo you pathetic WWFags
youtu.be/UkrjcWMbrno

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ROLIN'
ROLIN'
ROLIN'

i'm white so yeah Stone Cold

Was it a work?

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Triple H man here

debra was so hot

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youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

IT'S MY WAY!

Shaq is such a fucking giant. Put's Yao Ming's height into context that much more.

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

It was a ding dong diddly shoot and based stone cold buried her ass.

Based trips working zoomers at WM.

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This has to be the most cringe shit I've ever seen.

>steps on the gas a little too hard and an exhaust pipe blows a spectator's face off

I was a HHH kid

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That's not how you get over in this business kid, now I'm gonna need you to do a job for me.

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>Right turn, Clyde

DX was the shit.

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>For me, it's Ned Stark

Haitch is trash and does nothing but bury old talent and put himself over.

For me, it's Sid.

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Based and softballpilled

Why is X Pac the most hated wrestler of all time to the point that his name is forbidden

Rock

No that would be benoit.

Are you retarded? He was in the hall of fame induction ceremony for DX.

>the titties
how did he get away with it

I'm both of them

i was a shawn michaels kid

Rock and before that Bret Hart, it amazes me that these guys could do the same 10 moves every match and still make it exciting.

Mmmmmmm nice pure strikes kid

AAHAHAHAHA imagine being this much of a faggot

>tfw I became more of a fan of haytch after the Authority and not so much in the 90s/00s

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based

So you were a homo?

>not being a Kurt Angle kid

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Val Venis

I WAS A MACHO MAN KID! FREAK OUT, FREAK OUT!

youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl7UkB8

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>tfw Yea Forums exposing the business

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*tosses you a beer*

>Yea Forums memes leaking onto Yea Forums

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youtube.com/watch?v=PrlSz-Xxo50
youtube.com/watch?v=6i8JcXuQxuY
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youtube.com/watch?v=-GwiapXMJU0
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No one does it better

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>fucked a 16 year old stephanie mcmahon
Based macho man.

based Joel While Janny keeps deletin' I keep him seethin' with the way I'm competin' which keeps his head heatin' because of posts I'm excretin' Gertner

>go watch a movie
>some retard stands up in the theater
>DUDE YOU GUYS KNOW THOSE BULLETS ARENT REAL RIGHT

Never the guy never drew a ding-dong diddly dime

Your favourite wrestling body?

Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)
Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'

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finna ding-dong diddly bases!

>died before making his comeback
Fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=hIVifMl9sgw
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaexzHqMyd8

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Huh what u mean

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=GDKje0XvMV0

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Wrestlers court, now.

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best pop coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=A58FjkAf26w

I was a Guerrero kid. Stopped watching wrestling after he died. Even had his Hot Wheels from 1996, it's an ugly green lowrider with some flames and his name.

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Stone Cold, fuck niggers

More like kinotaker

>those Rock kids

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THIS is a proper pop
youtu.be/DGsBRImD0po

Bow down to the best entrance ever
youtu.be/j-OY0q6lE-I

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I meant this one ffs
youtu.be/yG__BPaRijA

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That's not The Brood entrance

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90s kino
youtube.com/watch?v=hdpdr3Rwoto

>calling this a pop
youtube.com/watch?v=KybuIy0wKXk

WHAT

Reminder this was watched by wcw audiences as well since WCW commentators that night spoilt the ending and told people live on tv that mankind veats the rock for the title. So everyone switched over to watch wwf instead

Hairy Chest Rick Rude is kino. Not even homo, just the physique I'd most like to wear. Johnny Nitro looked great as well.

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I was a Jerichoholic.

he was right though. it put butts in seats.

Sid was fucking brilliant.
He was massive and had an insane jacked body.

Based

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So glad he's still going, proper excited to see what happens with him in AEW.
His matches in NJPW with Naito were great fun.

lmao

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Wouldn’t he have to because wrestlers are always billed as being way bigger than they are and that’s what his whole persona was built on?
Plus I think it’s obviously fine for wrestlers to say their outlandishly huge since it’s all for entertainment, and I think it’d be nice of the rock to show respect to wrestling and his original fans by not breaking the fantasy.
I can’t think of any other reason an extremely built 6’3 man would exaggerate his size.

him and kenny omega are gonna fuck each other in the ass
loser cums first winner gets the strap

JERRIBOOMER!

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represent

the man is literally built like a tank

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Desu the Rocks always claimed 6 3 or 6 4, he's probably one with the only few in the business that's honest about his height

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The Undertaker desu

>tfw Jeff Hardy pleb
I was a stupid child.

based fully typing out ding-dong diddly poster

why was the WWF so good and so soulless nowadays?

because now is WWe and kayfabe isn't a thing anymore

Imagine watching this garbage, even back at its best

No mid card.

>women's ''wrestling'' taking up half the show and now main events
>all the male wrestlers are charisma vacuum's

WWE is so dead now. They'd probably go under in the next 5 years if it wasn't for the Saudi blood money deal.

stone cold for sure but rock was close second

none of the wrestlers have any character or anything to do. they just wrestle each other for 10-15 minutes and do nothing in between

For me, it's gotta be Jerry "The King" Lawler.

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What happened in the Summer of 1992?

oh and all the wrestlers are 5'8 geeks who play video games and whine on twitter instead of the big roided up meatheads from back in the day

I got my sexual fetishization of hurting women from the Dudley Boyz. Thanks Vince

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Based.
Objectively the best gimmick WWF/E ever had.

I was a "Too Cool" kid. I also liked The Godfather and his Ho Train

youtu.be/DJSDY6oeCjU

is this a joke about him being a bad draw?

Prime Kane (pre 2002)

His brief feud with Micheal cole was hilarious, I died when cole started commentating from a plexiglass box

Shawn Michaels circa 1997 is the GOAT

Probably the biggest hack in the business.

you get no sympy from me

A Stone Cold kid, never saw The Rock´s appeal, all he does is shouting every sentence like a retard and doing cheap pop tactics like namedropping the city they are in.

He also has some of the dumbest looking punches in the industry. ltierally Shane McMahon tier of cringe.

He's 6'5". Why would he have to lie about his height?

Any answer other than Macho Man is objectively wrong

Can't be serious. Can't be. Best promo cutter in the history of professional wrestling. That's including Hogan and Flair, who are a very close 2nd and 3rd. His moves were a bit simplistic by today's standards, but it was different back then. Also sold his opponent's strikes better than most.

Sad to see legends like this resort to cameo.com and other bullshit just to afford a loaf of bread.
cameo.com/v/5cacdeca9478ac0124991dba

The Rock doesn't lie about his height. He lies about not being a homosexual.

He doesn't, WWE does.

This may shock some of you but Kane and Undertaker aren't 7 footers either. Not even close in fact, they were 6'7'' at their peak.

>3 am
>Be 11 or some shit staying up with cousin
>We have to be quiet
>Pre match hype tape
>My way starts playing
>"Juuuuuust oooone....more fight"
>All hell breaks loose
>Actually cannot sleep too hype
>Worth it

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The Rock because Stone Cold reminded me of my alcoholic father

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WHAT

I love when a male (you-presumably) in a sheer fit of jealously claims a male is gay to make themselves feel better. He is WAY to overexposed for it not to come out by now if he were gay. Try harder, neckbeard.

youtu.be/su6ol35VYic

Hahahaha. A retired wrestler that didn't have a quarter of the career Rock had makes a comment about not taking pictures with women in a youtube video with a whopping 3K views and it's gospel.
Make sure you look up those youtube vids that claim 9/11 was an inside job while you're at it.

6'7"
7'
>not even close

begging you to have sex

Took care of that earlier today. I could go again though, had a lot of protein for dinner. Are you a chick?

I only got wcw or whatever on my cable as a kid.

Goldberg was my dude. Once I discovered porn I stopped watching this crap.

You drink your cum again faggot?

>mfw I'm eating tuna and crackers as Stone Cold says "You want some crackers? Oh Booker! I hope you enjoy these, they're hard to come by!"

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>You Suck!

Just think we will never see Foley's beautiful bouncing baby girls tits fluttering about because she flunked out of the WWE training program.

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BASED

christ i never realized how yoked angle was

I was a Heartbreak Kid kid

>SEXY BOYEEEEEE

C'mon kid, that's the best you can do? This isn't even fun anymore. Go to bed. And stop using material from Yea Forums you're too young for that board.

In this order: Andre, Mankind, Stone Cold, and Rhino ( ECW ), Dudley's ( Ecw & WWF ). Friends never cared for WcW so we rarely watched it except at commerical breaks which normally meant piss/food/re-pack bong break.

>WWE
I'll being boy'ing the greatest actual wrestler in human history.

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Still my favor Kurt moment.
youtube.com/watch?v=pTd8ToUUvkI

god you're boring

Two big fags.

For me it's Test.

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Back when wrestlers were larger than life alpha males who could fart better promos than today's 5'7 vanilla gymnasts. Vince McMahon got so old he forgot the bread and butter of the business he pretty much created.

youtube.com/watch?v=ezqGdDbKlj4

>Vince McMahon got so old he forgot the bread and butter of the business he pretty much created.
guys like that don't want to be wrestlers. all promotions have a bunch of faggot ass vanilla midget nerds.

Test use to freak me out at first with his constant white nipples until someone explained to my young dumb ass it was a side affect of the roids.

Would you say the same if some 5'7'' manlet tried to claim he's close to 6'?

WAKE UP KEBAB, ITS ALL OVER

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His spirit still roams the afterlife.
youtube.com/watch?v=F-XIv-B13x8
No one's ever truly gone.

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Good point. Will admit. Just meant that 6'7" is more than big enough for anyone in any sport/physically related career.

It's way harder to eyeball heights the shorter you are and if you're watching at a distance. I saw a legit 6'8 white dude at the mall today and I was miring (6'4 btw).
Actual 7 foot dudes like Great Khalifa or Giant Gonzales had super short wrestling careers because their bodies were half wrecked by the time Vincetty signed them.

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Everything is so bad nowadays. The gimmicks, the lack of charisma, the entrance songs, the commentators, the story lines, the mostly silent crowds, the promos. Even the wrestling itself isn't great, too many rehearsed spots which makes me feel like I'm watching a gymnastic performance. The fact a woman who sucks on the mic is the most over wrestler in the company should tell you all you need to know about the state WWE is in right now.

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>Kurt Angle
>Old School

the guy on the left is 6'5 NFL player Jared Odrick
the guy on the right is Dwayne Johnson

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>in4bliss
eeerrrytime

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One of these wrestlers is listed at 6'5", the other 6'3"

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God what I'd do to just see a blurry ass cam recording of Alexa Bliss and Avril Lavinge fucking each other. Ugh, i don't even wanna consider what I'd do to see it in HD, Live, or join in ... the world would weep from my cum bubbles.

Someone post the Stone Cold pasta

>Not being a FREAKS 'n' PEAKS kid

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whats the mmm thing from

>mfw Yea Forums has better wrestling threads than Yea Forums

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i legit liked IRS, Doink, and Ted DiBiase

based booty daddy

Stone Cold fans = redneck children
The Rock fans = dirty brown kids

>pop so loud for a heel it almost made him cry
you can't find a louder pop
youtube.com/watch?v=uRGQugQpjz8

You were probably the smelly kid.

FUCK THE GOYIM

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it's quality vs quantity
/wwe/ was the best thread in all of Yea Forums in its time

>His moves were a bit simplistic by today's

Rock’s move set > flipping shit

This is one of the women who confuse me. I find her attractive at the same time I feel like there's something just "off" about her face. Which I don't mean that as an insult. It's like Cara Delevingne, who I find slightly attractive at teh same time I don't ... meaning facially. Body wise, I'm not into flat chicks.

I was a Chad, so obviously I was a Rock guy.

stone cold all the way

>mfw the ridiculous shit wrestlers wear that fans adore but would never pass elsewhere
I mean really. A sleeveless jean jacket over a leather coat. But here, with Triple H, it looks legit.

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Fuck, wrong image again but at least I don't have to delete this one. For some reason whenever I click on an image it skips down a few to a different one.

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I agree they weren't that great, (although the Rockbottom was good) but back then if he blew on someone and they fell over the crowd would've gone nuts. He (as well as SC, HHH and others) made wrestling must-see TV if you were into it. Now it's just literal garbage. And Bischoff is right, it's an insult that women main-evented WM.

For me, it's YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

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Stone cold. Much of my childhood idols were alcoholic appropriators, probably because my dad was one.

Marky should've been Shazam

who is this smug bitch

Barkley's black ass is 6' 4", who made this?

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Based

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Right in the feels

So he never grew back his hair after that match when he got it shaved.
Is it a WWE script thing or he was just balding?

I was a Sting guy. nerds who watched WWF got their ass beat

for WCW i was always a DDP guy

Some FB bitch from Yea Forums. I dunno beyond the thread who appears here. The tits deserved to be saved.

YOU SEE THAT JOE? THAT'S A VEIN, YOU DON'T HAVE VEINS YOU LITTLE FAT BASTARD

Man. Never noticed till now much of a shit chest Jericho has.

I spoke disparagingly towards Professional Wrestling while my younger sister watched it and ate it up.

Me? I was a Al Snow Kid

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your sister sounds based. you sound like a jabroni

i was a keibler kid

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Jake was my childhood hero. I don't know if anything you said is what he meant but I want to believe.

more like keibler elf LOL

How tall is Yang?

@ 3:08 he calls NWO lil onions bastards. Wow ahead of his time.

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Kurt’s the goat

Sting

Rude constantly skipped leg day

>Spend years pretending to not speak English

I think it's hilarious.

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>Be bisexual horny 14 year old
>Masturbate to early 2000s Wrestling
My favorite subjects were Rock, John Cena, Vince McMamon (sexy buff old man look), Randy Orton, and big vs little mismatches

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Based

I saw him at disney world when I was 9 years old. Was in front of us for the line to Thunder Mountain Railroad.

It was freaky how big he was.

Bout the end of the story.

Perfect

Fuck man, EDGE was great, what is he up to now?

he retired then knocked up Beth Phoenix. i think he still has a podcast with Christian

he was on some CW show for a while

Niiiiice, she was my favorite, she's mommy material now

>excuse me, i have an announcement to make

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Neither, I watch my gay porn on pornhub.

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post your favorite wrestling twitter and youtuber.

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CM Punk is cringe and that promo was peak reddit.
>opps im breaking the fourth wall
i would stuff that nerd in a locker if i ever saw him in real life

>wolfcuc
summer of 92 my friend

For me? It's Dr. Wagner Jr.

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>CM Punk recently placed 3rd in a minor BJJ tournament out of 3 participants.

>he doesn't know
mmmm wrestler's court in 10 minutes bring a bottle of jack for me and the boys

youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
youtube.com/watch?v=Q46l70mNmCw

Wrestling was at its best when its entertainers were like what if you fed homeless people a bunch of steroids

chest gap

For me, it's Carter

Macho Man and The Genius are the most well-spoken wrestlers I've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=vWcTpFhUycA

I was at WM17 and saw the Rock vs Austin in Houston and can be seen on the DVD cuz I was in the floor seats and was the only dude wearing face paint in the entire building. The gimmick Royal Rumble was awesome too

Kane > Undies-taker

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All wrestlers lie about their height

just gonna leave this here
youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAPeqABIBY

One of these used will run you about 3800 USD. Depending on a number of factors.

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I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy

Boy toy

I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk
They hear me talk

I make 'em feel
Like they're on cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy

Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy
Boy toy
Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise
I think i'm cute.
I know i'm sexy.
I've got the looks.
That drive the girls wild.
I've got the moves, that really move'em.
I send chills up
and down their spines.

I'm just a sexy boy.
Sexy Boy.
I'm not your boy Toy.
Boy Toy.
I'm just a sexy boy.
Sexy Boy.
I'm not your boy toy.
Boy Toy.

I make'em hot.
I make'em shiver.
Their knees get weak.
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk.
They hear me talk.
I make'em feel
Like their on cloud nine.

I'm just a sexy boy.
Sexy Boy.
I'm not your boy toy.
Boy Toy.
I'm just a sexy boy.
Sexy Boy.
I'm not your boy toy.
Boy Toy.

bases

How did he get away with having this as his entrance song?

Balding

He somehow looks natty in his old. He probably wasn't, but he had a high bodyfat in combination to his muscular physique and it doesn't look that unreachable after 10 years of lifting.

Current Rock is a walking pharmacy

Total fucking asshole though, he would hurt the other wrestlers, never rehearse, sometimes really speared people. All the wrestlers looked at him as a fucking moron football player. Bill believed his own hype and lost a real fight to Chris Jericho. Bill drank his own jewel-aid

he was forced to fuck his step mom, his father beat him, his father fucked his sister. Jake had a really shitty upbringing and became a drug addict and alcoholic. Sad life.

His brother was a better wrestler though

did Yao continue to graow, wtf? He's only supposed to be 7'6", he looks 8" taller than Shaq, and he's supposed to be 7'1"

the fuck? why were the two camps chilling?

Dont forget his mother is actually his dad stepdaughter

youtu.be/FpbpsViIrY8

reminds me of arnold claiming to be taller then he was.
andre the giant was said to be 7'3 or something

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fuck I forgot about that, damn, his dad was alpha as fuck

ITS BIG RED!
BIG RED IS IN THE BUILDING KING!

Absolute fucking beast, he couldn't beat Kane at arm wrestling though so there's that.

Roddy was my favorite when I was like 4-5, then I became a Hulk guy

oops this wast meant for you

Chinese human genetic experimentation

Natty

WHAT ABOUT ME?

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The wrestling threads on Yea Forums are so much better than Yea Forums. Not even joking that is the worst board on this entire site.

WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?!

Loved that guy and the Flock, still have Raven's intro theme I downloaded in 1998

BEAST MODE!

Randy Orton

I miss Sunny lads

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

she's still around..doing porn, got fat, tried to get back into shape a little bit, but her body was warped by her obesity, damn shame jews age worse than milk

THAT came out of Foley's ballsack? Well hot damn

He's a legit good wrestler when he was in the Steiner Brothers, got himself injured and forced to slow himself and let his mic skills do the work

Yao is literally a result of selective breeding. We could have 7'8 aryan gods if we did the same thing

arnold always claimed 6'2

When I was a kid, I want to be as cool as these guys

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Yeah I cranked it to her video, but still miss her in her prime.

I always thought they were Gen-X light

>6'2
But that's exactly the height Arnold claimed?

youtube.com/watch?v=lI7_W5FVuyY
Was this a work or did he pipebomb it?

Takes one to know one. Because as you all know, Kevin Nash was anally raped during summer of '92 by a pack of wild somalians.

Because he had the looks and charisma to pull it off. It's also catchy as hell

Obviously a work but shows how good the wrestlers were.

The Hardys were cool before the drugs broke them. I mean, they were always on drugs, but they could control it to summersault from 20 yards high.

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I've heard that he's been raped a few times, any source?