How would you rank the Twilight Zone (2019) episodes?

you really should stick to playing with crayons my guy. in 30000 feet, he gets the black woman air marshall to listen to the audio
watch the rest of ep 4, its hilarious

Traveler guy was an alien and his real form is revealed at the end. His goal was to create paranoia and panic which would lead them to the power grid thing so they could destroy it and take over

I mean seeing an alien would cause paranoia and panic. Why make something so complicate? Or are these snail aliens some betas

>actual issues vs non existent issues
You know why so many people hate SJWs of today or have you become so disillusioned that you forgot?

have sex
with a black man

thoughts on her in 'A Traveler'?

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after you dilate

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Serling also lent his voice to a PSA about the threat to society posed by homosexuals.

Replay is underrated it's much more poignant if you've been brutalized by some asshole cop unlike the basement incels who can't relate

Weakest is the airplane episode because it seemed so cliche.

Traveler could have been GOAT but they didn't show the full repercussions of their choices. Some lights in the sky are lame show a fucking alien takeover.

Comedian stole its plot from death note

they made her look like la india maria in that episode

la creatura face

kill whitey

>Replay is underrated it's much more poignant if you've been brutalized by some asshole cop unlike the basement incels who can't relate

But the cop had nothing to do with the Twilight Zoney camcorder. They could have stood up to the cop without it. Racist cops is not Twilight Zone, it's real life.

>Replay is underrated it's much more poignant if you've been brutalized by some asshole cop unlike the basement incels who can't relate
Having this much shit taste should be a crime

Serious question - the people that liked A Traveler, why? There's no mystery to the stranger - from the very moment you see the light in the sky move you know the dude's an alien (or should as at every moment after they strongly hint at it).
There's no subtlety - complete stranger says people are bein shady. Locals go from 0 to 100 on his word alone. Was he using mind tricks? Dude shows up out of nowhere INSIDE A JAIL CELL, and everyone just goes "welp, that's totally normal, now he's our guest of honor!"
The sheriff was an total idiot: "Hey, this guy has changed his story twice now - never providing evidence for anything - and has already been caught in a lie. Still, I should take his sentence at face value and expose my treasonous actions because I think he's telling the truth THIS time."

About the only thing that was decent was showing the racist Inuit sergeant was willingly fooled because she wanted her boss's job.

When I watched it, I was waiting for it to be revealed that A. Traveler was Santa Clause or something, because the plot otherwise was so stupid and straightforward. But no - just idiots and aliens.

Why does this series feel so soulless compared to the original?

1.Nightmare at 30,000 Feet
2.The Comedian
3.garbage
4.A Traveler
5. Replay

>Replay is underrated it's much more poignant if you've been brutalized by some asshole cop unlike the basement incels who can't relate

Oh yeah, I too pretend that no matter what I would have done in any situation it wouldn't have mattered and it wasn't ME that did anything wrong in a situation, it was them because they're cartoonishly one note caricatures of people who only served to make my life hell. I could have avoided the place entirely and this one asshole would have found me no matter where I go, like magic you swear! His only purpose was to make my life hell on this one situation and had no other notable things about his life outside of how much he hated me.

You'd relate too if you got out into the real world and met REAL people, incels!

Unironically that's why the whole premise falls apart and why you should be very worried of anyone who says they can relate to this. They're openly admitting that in a confrontation they truly believe there was no other way this could have gone because it wasn't them, it was whoever was harassing them. They could have gone the speed limit but the cop would have pulled them over anyway, they could have been nice to the fry cook but he would have spit in their food anyway, __would have died anyway because that cop is a souless monster who was just out to kill black people. Its the perfect encapsulation of seeing someone on the opposite side as complete 'other', someone who's beyond your control and should only be fought against because no matter what action you take, they will seek to harm you for no real reason outside of their own issues. It's not you, it's ~THEM!!!!~ And people look at this show and think 'that makes sense' or more worrying provides some sort of rebuttal to the whole 'they could have done something differently' argument. See? You're wrong, ~THEY!!!~ only wanted to kill, there was no choice.

This show reveals the worst of its audience and it doesn't even know it.

its all swearing and racebait while the original was family friendly and everyone could enjoy it
fuck this nigger

Not one single good episode. Replay may be the worst episode ever produced, including the other 2 reboots

I think the swearing may be part of it. It just feels really bland.

Why do people try to pretend that the original Twilight Zone was an actual good show and not some twee Hans Christian Andersen bullshit?

Next episode will parallel the 2016 election -- the people of the United States have voted for a young boy, due to his crass and politically incorrect nature. They soon realize they let a monster into the white house.

Wait, seriously?

Yes, it's called The Wunderkind

White Man Bad

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Holy shit, what a joke

Is there anything good about this reboot?

they're more like Tales From The Dark Side than Twilight Zone. The agenda is apparent but its no worse than his other movies. There are much more heavy-handed liberal or sjw leaning shows out there so whatever. I've seen worse. Basically on par with Black Mirror.

the copy was clearly supernatural in his pursuit of them
things popped into his head out of nowhere and he could track them anywhere regardless of whether he saw them leave or not

He just hates niggers that much