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its not rape if its consensual
Stop making new threads before bump limit, retard
It's not rape if she liked it afterwards.
First for HOUSE TULLY BEST HOUSE
HONOR DUTY AND FAMILY
How does the show explain Lysa's death? Wasn't anyone suspicious of the guy who totally didn't just marry her for the title of Lord Protector?
bite me
Dunno if it's rape if she consents. Since she's a queen and Jamie is still alive, i dunno if it really was rape
>Why did they killed the blackfish anyway?
That's how D&D wrap up loose ends. Please look forward to Edmure and Robyn coming back this season to be killed off, to appease fan complaints about forgotten plots.
Which character had the worst death? For me it's Roose, it's so comically bad.
Littlefinger
It's so telling of D&D's nature. They were clearly in love with Iwan/Ramsay and knew without Roose, they could dial him up to 11. Imagine Roose killing Ramsay when his true son is born, and leading the Northern host against Jon.
Your giving them too much credit, I wouldnt be surprised if they didnt know up at all.
Sansa backs up LF on the claim that the crazy bitch killed herself over her watching Sansa and Petey kissing.
Barristan was gonna die anyway In the books but the blackfish was stupidly killed off off screen.
The prince of dorne
LF
But roose death was so retarded, Arya can take 5 stabs in her belly swim through a swamp of shit, that would mean certain death but since she's Arya she survives.
Those cast members have been listed for S8, user. That's why I mentioned them.
My aunt/wife's eyebrows are so cute...
Any other cast members returning what about Mario Naharis
Azor Theon
>Sansa backs up LF on the claim that the crazy bitch killed herself over her watching Sansa and Petey kissing.
That's right, forgot about the visit the Tyrell's paid her.
Blackfish.
Barristan Selmy's death might have been incredibly shit but at least it made a bit of sense. Blackfish just commits suicide for no reason except ''lol sansa doesn't need ME''
*gags >jokingly*
the worst directed scene in the entire fucking show
D&D have done a great job with the show. Fuck the haters.
What happened to Melisandre?
How will Jon tell KellyC that he's a targaryen? How will she react? How will she react when she finds out she's fucking her nephew?
this, i was crying during the dragon ride scene
What's funny is that nobody from the show can decide if it was rape or not.
No competition.
Dont
targs fuck targs bro
Jon will rape her on on top of Rickon's tomb like Jaime did to Cersei
Her baby will be a DWARF
stannis was a mary sue who had everything handed to him
What were jofrey's thoughts this exact moment?
>(angrily) "I told you NO ONE walks away from me"
>Jaime walks away 2 minutes later
>"You want a queen? Earn her."
>Euron bangs her 2 minutes later
Is Cersei still a Lion or just a dumb bitch?
her womb is literally gone
She probably fucked her brother too so.
I hate show and book Ramsay with a passion both just unbelievably cruel, same with show Euron.
Joffrey was the best and worst thing to happen to the "bad guys" in the show because he was such a sadistic cunt but, was written like a real character. Euron and Ramsay are just Joff on steroids, their characters just do sadistic shit all the fucking time and are comically evil.
lads
what if Bran travel to past
and impregnates Dany
>jofrey
ffs user, you dopey fucking cunt
when ned gets beheaded who's the person at kings landing who saves ayra and sends her on her way?
I have blacked this out of my memory.
you realize sadists exist irl, right?
It wasn't rape. Yeah Cersei was like no please stop no no, but only for a little while.
>poor directing and editing of a scene leads to normies branding a character as a cold-blooded rapist forever
uncle benjo
>Hear me Roar
Why didn't Tywin ever change those stupid words?
I miss him.
euron in the show is such a letdown
how? he's badass
Shittiest taste.
>their characters just do sadistic shit all the fucking time and are comically evil.
so totally believable for medieval setting then?
his book counterpart is much more of a badass than the retard we got.
no pleasing some homos
fuck yo books
SADISTIC PSYCHOS EXIST IN ALL AGES FFS
yoren
Yoren, the Night's Watch recruiter who comes with Tyrion down from the Wall. He later gets btfo by Clegane soldiers.
Too pretty to live
Wow this woman is pretty damn hot.
It's like it's ripped straight from Harry Potter or something.
>he who passes the sentence swings the sword
>Sansa sentences LF to death then got her little sister to slit his throat jnfront of the court.
bravo
>big tits
>you now remember kingsmoot
What an embarrassment that was
that's basically Cerci too though. So bored of her.
No shit. What I'm trying to say is the characters have zero depth unlike Joff.
And it's not just a show thing because Ramsay is a garbage character in the books as well.
Book Euron's cool though.
youtube.com
it's out
I don't think Ramsay was comically evil, at least not for most of his arc.
>winnie the poo reaction pic
get out
>tfw this guy looks like your dad
What's wrong with winnie you poof?
book euron is sadistic in the right way
what the fuck is there to explain
I fucking hate these "explained" videos. What is there to explain? Just name it rundown or some shit.
He used to diddle Aeron as kids
Cersei's character is way more fleshed out than the other two though.
I actually like show Cersei because she's actually a very believable character.
I keep seeing Selmy being mentioned but is it really shameful to die being ganked by a squad of trained assassins and taking down almost all of them as a geriatric?
Considering the Iron Islands have an unlimited amount of trees, why don't they just sell lumber instead of nigging it up constantly?
it's for single digit IQ showfags
Not everybody can pick up on everything that's happening, you know.
It's unbecoming.
thanks, that episode confused the shit out of me
SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING IN THE GRASS, GROANING. EVERY STOOL WAS LOOSER THAN THE ONE BEFORE, AND SMELLED FOULER. BY THE TIME THE MOON CAME UP SHE WAS SHITTING BROWN WATER. THE MORE SHE DRANK, THE MORE SHE SHAT, BUT THE MORE SHE SHAT, THE THIRSTIER SHE GREW, AND HER THIRST SENT HER CRAWLING TO THE STREAM TO SUCK UP MORE WATER. WHEN SHE CLOSED HER EYES AT LAST, DANY DID NOT KNOW WHETHER SHE WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH TO OPEN THEM AGAIN.
retard
book euron is anime villain tier, gtfo. only unironic edgelords think he's cool.
why do you care?
for an almost 60 yo guy he still is pretty handsome
Who did it better
>UHNKUR BENJUH?
vs
>AWNKUL PEETAH!
No, but it's embarassing getting written out of the show like that.
He won't. Jon will pretend like he never heard it, because he only wants to beat the Night King without distraction.
I think a more important question, is how will the idea of Jon being the rightful heir be sold, when no one wants to hear it?
Jon doesn't want to be king.
Dany doesn't want Jon to be king.
The North doesn't want Jon to be a southern king.
So who is going to push the matter? Samwell? The oath breaking craven?
Bran might have a chance, since for whatever reason, everyone believes everything he says unquestioningly. But even so, he'll need corroborating evidence. At least littlefinger confessed to his crimes, which corroborated Bran's story. But what proof does Bran have? And old book from a dead Maester.
The writers really have to think of something clever to make Jon's parentage work.
It's for people a lot less smarter than you are. Imagine that. There are people. More stupid. They exist in not too small a number. Imagine that. Now try to not despair.
you're embarrassing
there's no time
Ayo so I just bought the Dunk and Egg book (the one with illustrations so my rotten child brain doesn't get bored and looks at the pretty pictures) after I heard so much about them.
What should I expect? From the about section it looks like Don Quixote in Westeros, so it's a more fun, lighter game of thrones affair?
The only video worth watching is Preston and I happen to think his theories are dumb but his breakdown is funny
t. Dabid
His videos on Jon's chapters are really good imo
Preston's autism is truly amusing
>there's been a lot of balls and dicks and butts to talk about ever since the show ran out of source material
absolutely BTFO
Honestly, because people make these videos about all kinds of shit now - movies, TV, etc. It makes it seem like they're somehow special and complicated and builds the hype. Then you watch and THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN and the story is fucking generic.
Just read the damn book
t. Xi jinping
You just seem angry that people enjoy the show and talk about it lovingly.
youtube has gotten so fucking dogshit people are just making videos of reddit threads being spoken out in a microsoft sam voice and tons of people watch them
>the one with illustrations so my rotten child brain doesn't get bored and looks at the pretty pictures
what the fuck.
Anyway, it's just a short story. It's pleasant enough and gives some insight on the Targaryen family at the time. I wouldn't call it "fun", it's written in the same style of the AWOIAF books but with only one POV, but I guess you didn't read thjose because of the pictures thing
link one then
It's not for stupid people. It's just that when the show first began, it was harder to grasp. But as time went on, the show became stupider, and the "explain" title was already established.
why do the ladies like Ser Jorah so much? is it the voice?
its a chinese hate symbol
clever
lots of people describe the characters as "the dwarf guy", etc. Anything with more syllables than Jon Snow is tough
He's gonna get breathed on by fire at some point in this season. Perhaps whilst being overwhelmed by undead. Then he'll be naked and unharmed. This is the most logical way to prove he's a Targ to Dany, who will then marry him.
"the dwarf guy"
bullshit
I don't mean this show in particular. And it's not like I get hype anymore but I really used to look forward to watching things after seeing these titles everywhere. Anyway disregard, I suck cocks.
jorah has done nothing wrong
trust me there's a lot of boomers who just consider it a show they watch in between episodes of Bones
I didn't mean to hurt you feelings. I din't realize you were that vulnerable.
No one calling him "the dwarf guy" cared enough to watch an explain video.
Why the fuck can't you just be happy for people who love a TV-show? Does their happiness detract from your own?
you sound like a cuck
How do you know?
Jon got burned in season 1 though, when killing a wight.
Has D&D forgotten? Or was his targaryen blood "dormant" because he didnt know? Jon having fire immunity is retarded either way.
Bran can literally see past future and present, he can confirm, if someone doesnt believe him he can just start listing off personal shit until they do
azor snek
So once GoT is over so is Emilia's acting career, right?
Dany is the only one who is fireproof, only in the show too.
>Bran can literally see past future and present, he can confirm, if someone doesnt believe him he can just start listing off personal shit until they do
That would be too logical, so the writers aren't even going to attempt that. Despite the fact that it worked for Sansa, they're just going to ignore this for every other character.
jon had an instinctive reaction to the torch. doesn't mean he felt pain.
Roose was too strong for Jon.
whys that dude look like he got his eyes gauged out?
Unironically yes, all of her hollywood attempts were flops besides that one Bran romance movie.
Maybe a healthy tv career with other big tv shows.
Common sense. If they're not invested enough to remember Tyrion's name after 7-8 years. Then they really don't give a shit. They're not going to care to be explained the plot.
>sausage_cock.jpg
Because corprophiles do not deserve happiness.
Blaster gets horny and stumbles into trouble while Master thinks of a way out and fails.
They could continue her Solo story on Disney+
She can't show any facial expression other than "smarmy smug cunt", why would even any show want her?
His hand was damaged. He needed bandages.
>I don't think Ramsay was comically evil
I just wrote that to see if I could make you reply.
Preston does make a good point with the lemon tree shit.
she was literally always a stupid bitch. even based tywin said she was dumb.
Not many people liked that movie though.
>If they're not invested enough to remember Tyrion's name after 7-8 years
Most of these idiots started watching the show around season 5 and 6.
They wouldn't have caught dead watching a "Faggy" fantasy show before it became a phenomenon.
We all know what he meant.
I think she would have made a good Yennefer.
Maybe she'll be Triss now that the other bitch is dead for unknown reasons.
rules dont apply to women
ok. Well, if you can convincingly keep up a dialog, then I don't really mind.
it sucks
Fine... If they can't remember Tyrion's name after 3-4 years, then they really don't give a shit. Same difference.
>How will she react when she finds out she's fucking her nephew?
She won't care, Targaryens are all about incest. Jon is the one disturbed by it.
The North is under Jon Stark
Dragonstone is under Daenerys
The Vale is technically under Robin so I assume Lord Royce is the one in charge after Baelish was killed (or was he?)
These are now allied.
Crownlands and Riverlands are under Cersei
I assume the Westerlands were reoccupied by Lannisters after the Unsullied retreated.
The Reach? Stormlands? Dorne?
I can't. They end abruptly when the topic changes to emotions.
>The Reach? Stormlands? Dorne?
Just get it over with.
Funny how tons of women support this rapist, kek.
I mean I like him too, just surprised the feminist crowd didn't kill this character.
Did Ellaria died or is she alive still?
>Riverlands are under Cersei
Since when? They established early S7 that the Freys were wiped out and no more was said of it
Not who you're replying to, but as someone who was always indifferent to the show it does seem like the most mindless, trite garbage imaginable when you really break it down. Asses and tits and swords and dragons and zombies. The only reason anybody thinks it's as amazing as they do is because it killed some major characters off and that gave it a sense of excitement and unpredictability. It doesn't anger me as much as it does some people but I can definitely see why it would make people feel despair.
the sandsnakes got locked in cersei's cellar. they're dead now
He's hot so it's okay if he rapes his sister
But your telling me that you want to keep me replying, is in it's own way an expression of emotion. And look, it's working.
F
>>>>>>>>>>>rape
She is being kept alive to watch her daughter rot away in front of her
She'll probably want to fuck him then and there, knowing Targs.
Her brother was a cunt but she keeps talking fond of him, obviously she wants some Targaryen dick.
fug
get a life
>all the female fans forget about this
>even nostalgia chick tries to gloss it over in her weekly recap when it airs live
I guess Dorne would support Dany since Cersei killed their royal family.
they don't exist anymore
they most likely reverted to the crown
They hate Cersei so it's okay
Nice person
Terrible lord
>Stormlands
Have they even been mentioned since season 2? Lmao.
You seem kind. I hope these threads don't make you jaded.
Did the Lannister army retreat?
In terms of physical proof, Sam has the High Septon's diary, and there is still one person alive who was at the Tower of Joy and can reveal what happened there.
And apparently only Targaryens can ride dragons (D&D confirmed it in the post-episode, making-of scenes) yet Daenerys wasn't shocked when Jon rode Rhaegal with no problem which means she already knows, or is dumb.
Give me a rundown on this guy
why do you keep reposting these you freak
I miss him. He's the most based character in the series.
Oh, also there's a very cynical corporate feel to the show with all of the house crests appearing on merchandise and whatnot. It recalls a feeling of Harry Potter with the houses or something with lots of designs to get people to buy them.
Shansha was never a Stark, she's always been a T*lly
I didn’t repost. I saved the image from the last thread and posted it here independently because I want a rundown on this guy.
People WANT to buy them, you cart before the horse faggot. moo moo lolcow
Cersei is a cute
I'm not kind. I'm just not hear to have a hyper aggressive one-upsman battle with people, like so many other anons.
I shouldn't be on Yea Forums right now. It's draining me of my time. I might get myself banned on purpose, just to stop myself from posting.
Bran will get Jaime's support and use him to back up Jon.
His death scene was so badly shot/paced whatever that I actually thought Grey Worm saved him and it'd be a bonding thing, because it was so weirdly anticlimactic. D&D must have really hated the actor second-guessing them.
She was, now she's just a fucktoy for the highest bidder
We're not so different you and I. Tell me a detail from your personal life.
If he married the right girl he would have won...
Even cute
Stormlands died with Stannis.
I can honestly say that Preston would have probably written the show better than D&D ever could. At the very least, he wouldn't gone his way to demonize the Martel, the Baratheons, and the Faith of Seven. Seriously, I can't help but think one of the writers in the show just really hates Stannis and the Faith for some reason. There's no reason why they're portrayed as monsters in the show, while GURM wrote them with a fair shake, even if the Faith is the only religion in ASOIAF that doesn't have superpowers.
Get a fucking room fags.
His father was more superior in each way
>only unironic edgelords think he's cool
sumps up book Ironborns "muah...Iron price, muah... salt woman,muah...not!Cthulhu is our God, muah... why nobody havn´t genocide us yet"
they weren't trained assassins
they were unarmoured aristocrats who barely even held a blade a month before killing him
He unravelled quite a bit in his last video. He really thinks he might get sued for libel, because he critiqued Benioff's work. Delusions of grandeur.
You can typically hear the energy in his voice. He becomes very passionate. But the last video is an exception. He was absolutely panicked about possibly facing consequences for what he was saying. He even entertained the idea of his video blowing up, and then he'd be persecuted for speaking out against Benioff.
The guy is coming apart at the seams.
Makes some good points though.
In the chance they don't revert to Crown demesne to set up muh duhmograzy bullshit.
>The Reach
Sam? Probably the Hightowers
>Stormlands
idk the rankings of the vassals here. One of the Dondarrions? Maybe it's Beric!
>Dorne
Ser Gerold Dayne, the Edgeknight
We don't need your judgement.
It's so poorly done that you're unsure if Barristan died or not. I remember being appalled that they spoiled him dead on the slab in the preview for the next episode because it's his fate is left so unclear.
can anyone post the original
>promise me, ned
image? can't find it anywhere.
because his fate is left so unclear.
I miss him
He and Bobby were a legendary duo
please, kys
Most of the North can't read. And even if they did, they wouldn't trust the words of some follower of the new gods.
Howland Reed isn't happening.
No one knows for certain how dragons work. They might suspect that only Targaryens can ride. But knowledge of dragons have been lost. For all they know, the dragon liked Jon, because Dany liked Jon.
The Harpys aren’t trained assasins though they were just former slave owners. If anything they’d be rich and fat nobles who had certainly never fought an armored knight in their life
They have no trees
What can Jaime say to convince everyone that Jon is truly Rhaegar's child? He wasn't at the tower.
Can you explain what
>Howland Reed isn't happening
No. I want to talk Thrones. Go to /soc/, if you want to talk personally.
kek'd
He'll just believe Bran and then Bran will ensure he gets the Lannister forces. That's the Lannisters backing Jon up.
The North already wants him on the throne and I'm sure the Vale would support him as well.
>good looking
>good voice
>fighting skills
>undying loyalty
>show boils down to a chosen people pure white bloodline fighting an invasion of their homeland so that they may preserve their culture/way of life
How did they build the world's largest fleet, twice?
everyone knows bran is basically some omniscient psychic god so they would take his word for it
they like making friendzone xDDDD jokes
I assumed Howland Reed was the person you referred to as the person alive during the tower of Joy.
That's just not happening. They're not going to have this guy come out of nowhere, and vouch for Jon. It would be incredibly shoehorned here at the end.
He's a handsome fellow, betaness aside
fu cynic
Roasties like to mock him because he's a beta
Do they now? No one acts like it. Everyone just acts weirded out. No one is utilizing his vision. They don't even acknowledge his ability between each other. Like, "Careful what you're saying, Bran might be watching." Nothing.
by using all the trees they had left
Arya is going to wind up killing Littlefinger in The Winds of Winter, correct?
I hear you saying stuff, but I'm not hearing any sense behind it.
fucs wrong wif yo cat, niggums?
>What's going on here?
Where is Howland Sneed?
Does anyone remember the season 8 leaks that came out while season 7 was still airing? They were on the website of the guy who leaked, accurately, what happened in Season 7 episodes 6 and 7. They were probably bullshit but I'd be interested to read them again if anyone still had a link lying around.
Shes still around. Her and Breienne are probably somewhere getting warm while Grey Worm watches.
Probably but it won't be as pathetic and retarded. If it ever comes out.
built them out of grass
>ywn pledge your life to your king and serve with honor and loyalty until the end
why not? plenty of kings irl
I predict the hill tribes attack and kill Littlefinger and declare themselves the new lords of the Vale. Always felt wrong to me that they never showed back up after they left Tyrion. It feels like an appropriate death, something set up by Tyrion that comes completely out of left field and that Littlefinger overlooked because of his hubris.
>implying they even went looking for his body.
The game's changed. I'd love nothing more than to be a Samuel Pepys type and be the assistant to some lord or bishop but they just won't let me.
That wasn't me, but that is the case, and I don't think its completey impossible considering heis
>Alive
and
>Exists
and
>literally everyone is gathering
I dont remember it all, which says enough i think
Its comfy as fuck.
because of crimes against kids?
it's unfortunate that he has to milk himself like that, his earlier videos are kino but the show doesnt give him much to work with
he's since been reborn though. maybe that changed something.
The Victarion subplot was cut, so Barristan was sacrificed for cheap shock value because his story can't go anywhere from here.
just had a drink
im like tyrion now lol
cringe and chomo-pilled
how many days till next episode? thanks in advance
That boat has sailed. 100 GOT threads a day, every day.
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what a creepy looking thing
The scene where Meera went home "to be with my family" combined with the Three-Eyed Raven pointing out Howland Reed in the Tower of Joy flashback lampshades that Howland is going to make an appearance. If he wasn't important his name wouldn't have ever been mentioned.
4
Quathe still exists. Where has she been all this time? Will she appear in the end with her company of sorcerers, and work magic? No, that would be stupid.
The show did not emphasize the relationship between Stark and Reed. As soon as Meera brough Bran south of the wall, she was written out. Why would they now have him appear, just to go, "oOoOoOo~ Listen to me, magic crannogman. I was there~ I was there!~. Jon is the true king of the seven Kingdoms!~ Alright, peace out, dog"
hbo cancelled the show because it was so shit
Meera's last scene in the script literally says it's her final one in the show
don't watch then if you hate the show
>rewatch old episode
>simple low-tempo swordfight between ned and jaime, still tense as fuck
>ned's discovery when he reads the book and reads out 'golden hair'
>robb ruining his sword and his 'i will kill them all'
fast forward to
>the world is ending while jon & dany snog, jon grows nervous as the dragon watches him and the audience claps and cheers
GOD WHYYYY WHY DID IT TURN OUT LIKE THIS IT WAS SO GOOD AT FIRST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I miss Edmure
Is there any correlation between the current downfall of our culture/society and the drop in quality for GoT?
no
Meera doesn't have to appear for Howland to appear.
The shittiness of /GoT/ is legendary
Have you made a hit TV show?
no source material
terrible writers
increased popularity requires they dumb it down to the lowest level such that any normie can start watching it and not get confused, all the while straying farther and farther from what the original core audience originally found great about the show
>Sansa backs up LF on the claim that the crazy bitch killed herself over her watching Sansa and Petey kissing.
Sansa also accuses LF of killing Crazy Aunty in front of that same guy she lied to. That guy never questions anything and just believes her.
Should have made R+L=J a red herring and have his actual father be Ned and mother be Ashara Dayne
>angry at people waning to make money
get help
wrong one, sorry
You know why the show turned to shit.
She also fucked her brother.
It's less incest as she's used to.
It would have made sense if he at least lay dying in the next episode and at least got some good final words/advice for Dany. But nope, just open to him having died off-screen. Seriously, what did he do to piss off D&D that badly?
trump is basically the rl equivalent of stannis
Someone made a good point. I forget who. Some youtuber. But they said that the idea behind Jon's true parentage, is supposed to be disruptive. It's supposed to be something that makes things worse, not better. Because the audience is meant to doubt whether his birthright even matters.
Not even close. The showrunners literally ran out of source material and are going off of notes at this point. GRR is going to wait to see how people react to the show ending before he puts it in the books.
>apparently only Targaryens can ride dragons
The Hound is a Targaryen?! I bet GRRM is livid at them spoiling that important plot-point from the books.
He hates LF and probably thinks Sansa was forced to lie.
Why don't we have more clever dialogues anymore? S1 through 4 are full of interesting conversations between characters, now everything is smarmy one liners and cringey tumblr tier nonsense
You wrote this exact response to me several days ago.
Because you sir, have no balls.
Well the deaths of Roose, Tywin and Walder are supposedly to mimic the deaths of Robb, Catelyn and Grey Wind
yes but the effects had already started when GoT began, the writers and showrunners hired are a result of it.
It'll be saved to tell her when she's dying, that the targaryen name will live on or some shit like that, it's gonna be awful.
[fart]
Because the writers are longer writing for the characters, they're writing for the actors.
Cersei is always saying smug things because they like Lena's smug face. Theon is always being shit on because Theon does a good thousand-yard stare. Stannis was constantly shit on because they liked Dillane's 'oh fuck me' face.
Any legit leaks for the next episode?
they have basically been going off of notes since S2, have you even read the books
>dumb it down to the lowest level such that any normie can start watching it and not get confused
I used to think this was exaggerated, but after the last episode you had people on twitter saying that they didn't realise the dead boy was the same as the one at the start of the episode until they read it online. I saw one person say they watched it TWICE and didn't twig. It boggles my mind how you couldn't connect those dots in the same episode.
The change in the people watching the show. It's written for idiots who love being trendy "nerds" and who love Marvel flicks.
Dialogue/character development doesn't matter, action does.
This makes too much sense...
>not making him the kid of Lyanna Stark and Benjen Stark, the reason he had to take the black and to make a parallel to both Targs and Lannisters.
>Pottery fags
>Tywin mirroring the death of a fucking Wolf
Kek
elitist aspie detected
For sure, I doubt the success of 2 hour long trailers have slipped passed D&D and HBO.
>One liners
>CGI
>YAAAS
This is what makes money.
he's the child of howland and lyanna
I always told myself that the poor choice of words represent the fact that House Lannister has always been just about money and so a lot of their culture is tacky and cheesy. They don’t have the severity associated with houses like Baratheon, hence the lame words.
It's because words are wind and the writers are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
We have to wait until the fatso releases the Winds of Winter for better videos
But then why would Benjen need to fuck off?
he's bent and wants to live around men
>It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies, a story we agreed to tell eachother over and over until we forget that it's a lie
What did he mean by this?
>since S2
What are you smoking? The first couple of seasons were adaptions of the books with most of the fat trimmed down and some characters removed or combined. One season = One Book.
Have you read the books?
its not even 200 swords
>Have you read the books?
this is Yea Forums you mong
And all of those deaths were awful. The way Tywin died could have done better if they had used what happened on the books (Tywin insulting Tysha)
I have, the show is generally just OC and occasionally they'll use a line or a speech that they liked.
If you repeat a lie long enough eventually people will start believing its true.
What is the lie concerning aegon though
that's Goebbels
Fair enough, the show would have benefited taking more from the books. Like Renly's Peach.
the only realistic castle in the entire show.
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you have to be a special level of retarded to care about realism in a show that has dragons and magic
Dabid please go
basically every character has stuff like that that they ignored, very few changes they made i actually think are beneficial or just as good.
take jon spending more time with ygritte in the show rather than in the books where they focused on jon and the halflhand trying to flee the wildlings (despite knowing they'll eventually be caught and die), i would've liked to see the book version, but the show choice isn't bad either.
hurr dis look like rel castle durrr
That there are 1000 swords when the reality is probably closer to 200 as said.
The Kingdom of Westeros is built and sits on a lie.
After Aegon, the Targs Kings just kept getting worse and worse. To compensate they kept hyping up his legend, the size of his dragons, etc. Where the throne started out with 200ish swords, the Targs started saying it was 500, 800, 1000, you get the idea.
Maybe the Targaryens were never as powerful as people thought?
ffs I forgot how much better the dialog was
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>jon and the halflhand trying to flee the wildlings
My god that chapter was awesome. Halfhand sending those guys to their death and their loyalty to the Nights Watch was so cool.
> Invents a dozen linguistically realistic languages for your books
Its a show based a series of novels. Discussion of the show and books has blended together at this point since the show might be the only ending the book readers are ever going to get.
i can make up a language too, watch
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yeah, it would've been really nice to see (if they could pull it off properly), but for story and character purposes I don't think the ygritte thing was bad (even if the reason for them being together was pretty stupid)
I don't know what your point is. Because there are some fantasy elements we shouldn't care about realism anymore? So now they could put there purple dildos growing from trees and we shouldn't complain about it "coz there are also dragonz in it hur dur"
the castles in the books aren't realistic either fuck head
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im sure the books and show would be 10x more popular if they had realistic castles bro
tfw even carl drogo got to ride a dragon
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Holy shit, you even suck at strawmaning.
holy shit, you want realistic castles in a dumb dragon show LOL
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imagine being so pathetic you care about realistic castles lmao
Yeah i know bruh some people have standards about shows they are watching i know right lmao
I wrote in yout language so your double digit IQ would comprehend it.
Winterfell is cool as fuck because it's somehow on top of a hotspring and the water somehow flows through the walls, making it very hot in catelyn's room. Sounds comfy af but not realistic.
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