Imagine you were a celibratey and anons were discussing you, what would they be saying?
>tfw people would call me ugly fat mutt
Imagine you were a celibratey and anons were discussing you, what would they be saying?
Connor Anderson
Gavin Ward
fat ugly mutt
James Wright
Probably laugh at my height and balding.
Jason Rivera
>celibratey
Logan Myers
>"why does he only date black girls?"
Ian Adams
fuck fame
Chase Carter
Hey, that’s my exact bodytype! Oh God, I should be lifting weights, not glasses filled with booze...
Parker Clark
>making comments about my obvious alcoholism, maybe predicting my fast approaching death
if i were rich and famous i would not last a long time
Hunter Martinez
that's literally my body type
James Lee
I am on track for aquiring that mode, but I've stocked up on nothing but oatmeal, various soups and tuna, if I only eat that plus work out 4 times a week until July I'll have secured a decent summer body
Dominic Thomas
That's the body type of every western white male after consuming processed food and living around plastic products in his childhood
Aiden Robinson
they would question my sexuality ;__;
Henry Diaz
>Pic of me strutting and smiling on a beach with my belly hanging out being passed around Yea Forums
Luke Bell
the RDJ treatment probably
Camden Torres
They post my photos with Emma Stone and pretends that its them
Mason Reed
oh no no no no, look at this dude!
Kayden Watson
This
Jordan Collins
They would talk about how unbelievably based I am for dressing like CIA
Henry Lewis
"He short but he cute tho"
Joseph Gomez
gayposters would probably fawn over me because i look like a twink
Kayden Stewart
is the target audience black girls?
Eli Kelly
A depressed chinlet that thinks he's funny
Nicholas Diaz
Why don't you workout then? I'm fat as well but I'm working on it
Tyler Cook
>people would call me ugly fat mutt
they're calling you that already
Leo Rogers
>spends 2 grand on a cosplay
I hate rich kids
Logan Miller
popularity is so far outside the realm of reality for me that i can't even hypothesise what people would actually say about me
Benjamin Young
>why is this guy popular again
Landon Reed
>consuming processed food and living around plastic products in his childhood
never happened to me. just ate a lot and move very little
Easton Howard
they'd say that I'm an insecure insufferable faggot with a tiny dick
Tyler Anderson
Probably get ripped for paleness and being too unaesthetic to be famous.
Joseph King
They would probably start by making fun of me for wearing crooked glasses covered in gorilla glue despite having both the free time and money to get new ones. People do this already.
Jason Brooks
Laugh at my teeth gap probably.
Though if I was a celebrity I would get veneers so maybe not.
Jordan Lopez
Ryan Richardson
Unfunny manlet who can't even grow facial hair
Benjamin Kelly
"JUST" threads with pictures of my hair line
Kevin Williams
> celibratey
People would call you retard too
Gabriel Edwards
I'd probably be called too nice or a centrist faggot or a hack or something among those lines.
At least I'm physically attractive enough to not be made fun of.
Henry Morris
post pics then
Cameron Mitchell
"JUST/OH NO NO NO" threads comparing pictures of me in high school to pictures of me nowadays
Nathan Richardson
it always is friend