V I K I N G S
Vikingr
More like Viqueens.
over 60% of viking raiders were actually shieldmaidens.
>swn rape you
Wtf is it with this show and just having random characters fuck the moment the writers need to waste some time?
Like when King Harald got captured and Lagertha just completely out of no where rapes him god I wish that was me though
The actress actually asked the writers to write that in
is shit compared to TLK
goddamn im fucking hard
>him
Wtf is TLK
The Last Kino
Left wing archaeology has PROVEN that at least 50% of viking warriors were female and they were equally represented in their society. Also everyone had universal basic income and FREE healthcare and housing, because everything the Scandanavians do is just that much better.
>women raping men
So they just had sex?
Winnick confirmed femdomme
Vikings never existed
this is true
Absolutely based
DESTINY IS ALL BROTHERS
>rape is never about sex, it's about control
Why do leftists and feminists keep spewing this bullshit?
AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGHGHHHHHHH
Based
Vikings is a soap opera
>Lagertha Will never rape you
Why even live
otherwise you have to answer difficult questions about the equitable distribution of sexual resources
Friendly reminder that Vikings were cowardly faggots who got BTFO whenever they faced an actual army
TLK honestly has the saddest fanbase, you can't start threads without Vikings, and you guys always fail to hyjack actual Vikings threads. Enjoy your show, i don't care but stop being so pathetic.
>We wuz kings
is there any village/town this chad doesn't go to where he bangs the princess there?
>Woman raping a man
Was she using ye olde strap-on?
The last kingdom is a far superior show. I don't know what took me so long to find it but I'm glad I did. Vikings is a soap opera now. I wait to the season over is over so I could just binge watch it.
1 season of TLK is great but then they tried to turn it into another Vikings
Yeah, alright stop crying you bitch. Do you need mommy to change your diaper too now?
i couldn't last 3 episodes. budget looks like crap, the cast isn't good looking and they don't even know how to act in their time period. i was getting a lot of present-day mannerisms from all actors and it destroyed my immersion.
Season 2 was good but man season 3 was outstanding.
>group of muslims praying
>STOP! These noble people are equal or better than ourselves! Leave them be!
Vicucks
calm down bros lol both shows are lowbro garbage. it’s ok to enjoy cheap entertainment like this shit for what it is, but don’t get defensive over it
i'm just stating my opinion on how TLKfags operate. it's like a fly you have to keep swatting away.
but not because of our race
So TLK doesn't have models from Sweden. Makes it more appealing. More lifelike that they aren't models. Especially the dude that played Uber. I have a better understanding of Dane Law now. Vikings hardly ever touched on it. Alfred is much better in TLK as opposed to Vikings. It's funny looking at that teenager with a mustache. Ivar is based asf though. When he wasn't being pussy whipped anyway.
I am Uthred son of Uthred.
I love saying that
ii honestly believe that if they killed muslims in that moment the writers/actors would have probably been killed irl, not even meming
why does everyone on the show look spanish?
It's cool to watch these shows just for the entertainment value. Don't go deeper than that. Like Captain Marvel but these are actually good.
Probably the dirt on them. They didn't take baths that much back then
And that's a good thing (here's why)
Oh no imagine how horrible it would be to be raped by her
Is season 5 worth watching?
god damn women are fucking insane
but the vikings in vikings look like Vikings and not uruguayans though
stopped watching this trash when I saw two lesbian viking women practice judo on a mountain.
The first half is. The second is so so
TLK looks more authentic to me. Not even the nobility looks like they have good hygiene
Vikings’ Alfred is actually a good actor as well and captures the boy king character pretty well. Generally the English actors on both show are far better than the danes. Ivar is some of the most embarrassing shit on television I’ve seen btw
atleast it's on television
what the fuck is that kind of logic?
I agree with the boy king aspect. Ivar is a psychopath that came from nowhere. I don't know why they decided to make him the main villain but it kinda works.
She's right, I'm victimized and need to rape someone vulnerable to feel in charge again and be empowered
in highschool early 2000's, before social media, at every school dances girls were grabbing our dicks asking us if we wanted to dance with them and most of the time it ended with a blowjob or a fuck in the bathroom. even the nerdiest geeks who attempted the dance were getting laid
is it true that she's lesbian?
>think this was a joke
>it actually a real scene that happened in the show
holy kek, good thing I dropped this hot trash a while ago
How can anyone see Ivar as a villain except through "dur hurr he's not deferential to women enough"?
Lagartha straight up killed a woman from behind to take petty power out of jealousy and womanly smalldickery
Those are some sexual feet
me on the left
Winnick should have been a) black canary b) captain Marvel
or
holy fucking fuck
BE
STILL
MY
HEART
she deserved to win feet of the year
Imagine what could have been
this
It's probably their posture and sloped foreheads
Honest answer.. is this show any good? i stopped shortly after season 1 because i was supposed to believe during viking times a man's wife can leave him with no issues when he sleeps with other women. then his pussy son also leaves to live with his mom over his dad
1. Because Susan Brownmiller says that’s the case and she’s a woman and therefore right.
2. Because many women use access to sex as a coercive tool or reward, thereby garnering power over the people who want see (men). When you strip back all the polite laws we have created though, most men would not find it especially physically taxing to rape a woman.
So raping a woman (taking what they withhold for the purpose of maintaining their asymmetrical interpersonal power balance) renders rape a disempowering act for women.
No. I stopped watching when his son became a faggot for muslim men.
>'m Uhtred son of Uhthred of Bebbanbuh
>she
is she dead yet?
I might give the show another chance after tumblr self inset lagertha is dead
Why do women act like this? They are literal hypocrite npc's
Do I really need to pick this up trash now?
epic feet but what about her soles
And TLK is irrelevant. What's your point?
Season 1 to 3 is kino and is definitely worth the watch. After that the quality of the show and plotlines went full retarded. Some of the new characters they introduce are alright but the majority of them are annoying.
There is lot of cucking going on as well.
The first season was pretty cool but quality declined rapidly. Now it's just sex and the city with axes and strong wymyn. Top cringe
Poor mans Natalie Dormer
Natalie Dormer but good looking, you mean
Sweet lord
so raping women is ok as long as i'm depressed?
Haven't seen Vikings though I do like TLK, thank fuck they didn't mess season 3 up.
Eva should be catwoman.
God i wish this were me
Seasons with Aethelstan & Ragnar > Seasons with Ragnar > Shit > Seasons without Ragnar
this is why snownegroids are cucks, 1200 years ago and today
Imagine if at the end to further disrespect him she took her hand and wiped herself off and then wiped it off on his face and left him like that, ha ha. Just imagine it, ha ha.
GOD i hope so
once proud warrior race now proud cucks race
very sad story true story
bruh theres no way this is rape why would he be hard? did she give him some ye olde Viagra?
I bet he's so mad haha
>ye olde
it's not even funny why am i laughing
>"I'll get myself pregnant with your kid"
>"That'll show him!"
Are women just retarded?
That's just it. I bet he enjoyed it. It's not like he'll get a promotion out of it?
Seen as its Netflix now I'm waiting for the black king of Wales to come into the show or something.
You can get an involuntary erection.
Netflix just distributes it, it's still made by the same British production company as before. Though Netflix did up the budget for them compared to the previous two seasons.
>I teach women self defence
Vid?