It's shite being Scottish

It's shite being Scottish

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Why is it called Trainspotting when there is just one single scene showing a train?

Because it's scottish, and they're even dumber than the English. The entire U.K. is like West Virginia....but on an island, so the gene pool is even more inbred.

N.Ireland>England>Wales>Scotland

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The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

>The cryptic film title is a reference to a scene (not included in the film) in the original book, where Begbie and Renton meet 'an auld drunkard' who turns out to be Begbie's estranged father, in the disused Leith Central railway station, which they are using as a toilet. He asks them if they are "trainspottin'."

>Irvine Welsh (book author) himself has explained in a Q&A that the title is also a reference to people thinking that the hobby of trainspotting1 makes no sense to non-participants. Likewise, the same applies to heroin addiction: to non-addicts the act seems completely pointless whereas, to someone hooked on heroin, it makes absolute sense.

And they don't even play banjo.

Pretty sure, outside of Newton, all of Britain's famous scientists and engineers were all Scotsman.

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takin a heeda doon it

what does heroin feel like Yea Forums?

Kenneth Clark please go back to bed.

I've got Trainspotting, Filth and an omnibus of Welsh's works would I be able to start with Trainspotting and just branch out from there, how do his works tie together?

What about George Stephenson?

At least there isn't any Muslims

Unironically what I observed in Aberdeen in 2013.

I was in Aberdeen in 2013, it was all right

Scots fucking suck.

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My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice.

she's wrong

Fuck off ahmed

ACCEPT THIS GIFT OF SODABREAD

I'm a scot ama

What's your favorite Gregg Araki movie.

Are there actually trains in Britain?

once stopped at Lerwick on a cruise. It looked so boring and grey, I didn't even leave the ship.

Trainspotting 2 had that scene

Is she fit?

Bags o' milk

so I'll get the runs?

You and her were buddies, weren't you?