Did your English teacher fast forward the underage titty scene?

>watching Amélie in class
>see scene where a bunch of couples are shown fucking in succession
>see guy going doggy on an obese woman
>everybody goes 'ewww'
>fat girl in class looks upset

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We watched braveheart.

based class

No. The teacher paused it right before and made sure everyone had their eyes on the screen before proceeding.

Watched We Were Soldiers in history class, everyone would cheer when gooks got napalm'd. I love middle america

Haha

lmao

i bet it's nothing amazing

BASED

Shakespeare is the only thing that makes sense to show in class as it's an actual play. Plus It's easier to understand when you see actors playin the part instead of a 15 year old trying to mumble their way throughout Ye Olde English

>wh*te people

we watched the baz luhrman version, which i thought was really good

>everyone would cheer when gooks got napalm'd
That really is based.

jej

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Our teacher was a young-ish woman and when she mentioned she was going to do it, all the guys in class made a big racket and she gave in pretty easily.
You'd think for all the whining people do about it it'd be something worthwhile but it's literally 2 seconds of blurry nipple.

There's plenty of kids who struggled in high school with reading fifth grade sentences. Not sure why they think it's such a good idea to make us add a week onto our book reading by having these kids struggle to read shakespeare.

based and redpilled, whole class loved that shit

I remember in Russian school we watched Viy for some reason

no and she was a fat cunt too

Holy fuck, the only movie I watched on school was a shity horror one, it was about a well and a cursed doll I think(not The Ring), on 2010 and by biology teacher that just didn't want to teach anything.

And his classes only had 45 minutes, so we never finished the movie.

teacher was ucranian shill

>Our teacher was a young-ish woman and when she mentioned she was going to do it, all the guys in class made a big racket and she gave in pretty easily
lmao

the local darkie cheered too, nobody likes bug eyes

God that's terrible. And hilarious.

Ours was a functioning alcoholic, and forgot about the scene. Once the scene came up, slapped a vanilla folder on the TV only after the tits.

nope, we saw it all complete.

We had a sub that day. She had no clue it was coming. They were glorious.

kek'd but then got a little sad

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I got to watch the whole scene in class.
Im pretty sure everyone, even the girls, were a little horny during the romantic scenes.
A lot of the guys in my school wore basketball shorts literally every single fucking day no matter what, so it was hilarious watching them try to hide their extremely obvious boners. Several girls were laughing.

>tfw watched The Name of the Rose in history class.

Thanks for the kino.

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>vanilla folder
Glad to see you didn't learn anything in school

We watched R&J in freshman English at my prep school. Stay mad.

It went by unobscured by one teacher. Another tried to use her body to block out the sex scenes in Shakespeare in Love, though.

It was an interesting thing back then. My senior year gave me a history teacher who let his students watch whatever they wanted during lunch breaks. Meanwhile, I wound up stuck with a math teacher who would screen the exact same movie every time a movie was requested (Stand and Deliver)

>guise look! titties guise! guise?
Get the fuck back to whatever junior high school homework you should be doing, you little brat.

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Should've comforted her, then you could've gotten the legendary fatty fellatio

She was like 16 when they filmed that scene, completely legal to pork

I spent all junior year trying to convince my French teacher to let us watch this in class. She wouldn't budge, but suggested I join French Club and she would host a club meeting at her house and we could all watch it. I didn't because I didn't think I could live down being on the football team AND in French club :/

>tfw when we watched Bram Stokers Dracula in class
>tfw you realize you will never have a girlfriend that is as beautiful as peak Winona Ryder

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In driver's ed class, some teachers show videos of horrible wrecks so that you take driving seriously. In my class we watched Cars instead.

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>day before Christmas vacation
>teacher roll out TV
>plate of pastries
>watch Once Upon a Time: Man all afternoon
Fucking based

>suggested I join French Club and she would host a club meeting at her house and we could all watch it
she wanted to watch with you and fuck, dummy

But it's the fact that they could get you arrested were it not for the fact that they're in a famous film that matters.

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Show us yours, roastie

kek, everyone called them vanillas back then

We watched the first half of Trainspotting. Teacher was a small single milf with a bubble butt. God I wanted to fuck her.

He completely missed his window and still doesn't know it.

She is still prime.

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>tfw watched Hercules in history class
it was kino

Those sound like memories worth cherishing.

We watched Gladiator in Latin class and Lola rennt in German class.

>Watched Dante's Peak in science class in middle school
>had a weak stomach
>had to leave to go throw up after the scene where he breaks his arm

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I'd prefer the crashes desu. I was on a plane back around 2008 and they played cars three fucking times because the other movies didn't work or some shit and I absolutely detest the movie. It's so awful, I can't imagine over the age of five enjoying it.

this at least 2 times, and schindlers list 3 times for history class and once for english class

CP laws usually go up to 18 even in places where the age of consent is lower

With whom she fucked behind the scene, what do you think?

In German class we watched Run Lola Run and the teacher forgot about the full frontal scene by the pool. Was nice.

Naked breasts are not explicitly pornographic

>skipping the ending
What was wrong with her?

She makes my heart hurt. She's so perfect.

In my class our teacher showed the leornardo decaprio version

AYOOO THIS WHITE BOY GOT A BONERRRR

My teacher left the room and we rewound it like 3 time for maximum tittay

Paused the movie and announced that we were all about to see underaged titties, but it was okay because it was for school, then pressed play.

Every Australian had to watch Rabbit Proof Fence in primary school

you stupid faggots don't know how these laws work. Age of consent =/= okay for people over 18 to fuck.

why Americans have English class?

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>tfw no ptp gf

It hurts so much...

Once I hit on her but I sperged out, my heart was racing. She liked it but maybe she was just amused by my beta autism.

I came here to post this.

>be me in the mid 2000s in high school
>be in social studies class
>teacher has a historical contest and the winner gets to pick a historical movie for the class to watch
>contest is about world war 2
>my years of playing heart of iron and watching history channel kick in
>end up destroying everyone and even having the teacher look up something after I told him he was wrong and I ended up being right
>ended up picking gladiator for us.

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We watched Terminator in our Chemistry class. Truly based teacher

Usually an excuse to teach literature and grammar/word usage. In theory, anyway.

you don't learn about your own language and gramatics in school?

Romeo + Juliet is the best version of the movie and was done very well.

>watched this in science

Just wanted to fug Scarlett bois

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Nice

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

Grammar, composition, and lit are all rolled up under the class called "english" through primary school.

Americans suffer from extreme illiteracy. They teach you proper grammar constructions grammar and shit. By the time you get to high school it's more of a Literature class but they still call it "English".

>Watched A clockwork orange in class
>Enjoyed watching the teacher squirm in her seat unsure of what to do when the rape murder cock scene starts

Never saw it. She got her tits out in this movie?

In my US history class my teacher was based, we watched all of Forrest Gump and the first 20 minutes and only the first 20 minutes of saving Private Ryan. I think she got off on traumatizing some of the squeamish girls with that second one

A class was 45 minutes and we had other classes after hers. When I got home I watched till the end and it's still one of my favourites.

Yeah. Reading it first and having the script there to read along with helps you get a lot more out of it as a dumb kid, but they're really meant to be seen in action. I think we watched like 3 versions of Hamlet in one of my classes.

We watched Big and the teachers turned off the TV for the sex scene, saying it was break time (I knew it was a lie) and let the VHS keep playing.

We also watched the opening of Private Ryan. No clue why.

Best was history class when the teacher played the whole season of band of brothers

>have relief teacher
>watch the first 40 minutes of Cool Runnings

>Japs have Japanese classes. Norwegians have Norwegian classes etc.

Kids learn the country's literature and language. Is this a new concept to you?

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>not watching this based version

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Nope. and god bless her for it

she wanted to get gangraped by highschoolers user
.

Based

You must be a boomer, you can't do that with millenialls

>The Pogues in English class
youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

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Why don't Americans have American classes?

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G-d bless America!
Greetings from Yurope

For a split second.

I absolutely know it that's why I brought it up at all.

You mean Economics?

yeah teachers nevvvveerr offfer to drive you around or take you home when they're trying to sexually assault you

>US history
>American lit
>civics
>social studies
Whatchu talking about willis

That's what the Pledge for allegiance is for

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We watched a certain arthouse Czechoslovakian movie featuring vampires and nudity in film class. I'm fairly certain the lecturer was trolling us by putting on the most risque film he could.

We watched american history x in english class.

Sophmore year, I took a one-time-only, one semester long class on American wars as filler because I didn't want to take another study hall. We spent most of the final half of the class watching the entirety of Band of Brothers, 45 minutes at a time. What a fucking ride that was. There were only 8 of us in the class and I felt like I had bonded with the classmates I watched it with by the end.
That summer, I rented the series from my local Family Video and watched it with my mom and my brother and enjoyed the shit out of it a second time. They also loved it.
I should rewatch it with my BF.

>2 seconds of blurry nipple.
This was a big deal before the internet.

Missed your chance at picking Das Boot.

Valerie a cute. CUTE!

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>be 12 years old
>be from a Germanic country
>teacher shows us Schindler's list
>2 weeks later an Auschwitz survivor comes to class answers questions and goes from student to student and shows us his tattoo
>2 weeks later a survivor of Dachau shows up and same thing
Yeah, suffice to say that we truly get brainwashed over here.

>watched kenneth brannagh's hamlet in english
>kino
>also in English, watched streetcar named desire with Marlon Brando and vivien leigh, with both the original ending and the theatrical one where stella leaves
>kino

>didn't watch films in any other classes because why the fuck would you

One time our school "had" to go and watch that al gore climate change documentary but it was being shown in the local theatre just a few minutes from my house so i just went home instead

>redpilled
>baz luhman

wat

No, she just warned us of its artistic value.

That's to teach you that being a nazi is not cool despite what some internet forums might tell you

The french cartoon?

>that newfag who thinks Valerie is notably risque
It's not even the only film 16-year-old Jaroslava Schallerova showed her tits in that year.

I watch way to many movies in Middle School and High School
Public school is a joke
I feel like at any day over those 7 years we were watching a movie in some class

Noone is talking about "being a nazi", Im talking about heavily politicizing 12 year olds with "you ancestors are murderers and you should carry that guilt with you".

And suddenly, I'm reminded that I had an elementary teach who took a bunch of us to a sneak preview screening of The Sandlot.

We actually went to Dachau and Auschwitz. We had to pay 1000 dollars for the trip. It's a tradition in European high schools

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OH CAN YOU SEE

You are absolutely fucking right. After 5th grade you should know how to read and write. The continuation of english class is an excuse to prop up liberal arts as significant. After 9th grade, english class is just doing essays on classics. The teachers got a useless education and pushed for it to be relevant in the curriculum.

Never mind that once you get to college, you must take a bunch of English classes or equivalently useless classes, even if you are going for a tech degree.

Fuck that's depressing.

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Had a third grade teacher with friends in "Hollywood" and took our class to see an advanced screening of Free Willy.

Bless that teacher

Based

It makes sense to develop strong writing and reading skills past a 5th grade level

Based teacher

Oh yeah. The icing on the cake was that this was early 2002, and BoB wasn't out on DVD yet. So some kid had ripped it off of HBO and was giving the episodes to the teacher via questionable-quality bootleg DVD. The teacher openly admitted it. Somehow that made it twice as cool.

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Yeah we did too. Mauthausen etc. Everyone got drunk on the train.

Why burgers allow violence but are afraid of sex?

>Watched Saving Private Ryan in history class

> It's a tradition in European high schools
lmao what countries?

Bong Boomer here, we always watched Dumb and Dumber or Independence day

No but she did fast forward the nude scene

So fucking stupid holy shit

Not a burger...The pledge for alliance is a meme or reality? Burgers do that everyday?

>watch apocalypse now in native language/literature class
>girls are shocked at the ending ritual and being equally confused about the whole experience after the movie
>watch the old version of Narnia
>everyone laughs at the ugly kid
>take film class for cheap points
>have assigned to show and talk about a movie
>some girl picks GI Jane
>teacher shits on it
>I pick spirited away everyone probably thought I was a dumb loser nerd which i am
>have psychology class
>watch clockwork orange
>have biology class
>watch GATTACA

fuckin hell i miss school and these are not even half of the movies I watched

It's a myth that underage nudity is always CP, not even in the US.

Why did you watch a fiction movie in History?

Because we need to be educated on how patties are made. By the time the colorful stuff is done, we're all too traumatized to handle the sight of someone pounding the meat.

1000 bucks?
damn they jewed you good

sounds kino

Your teacher was hung the fuck over.

Every school day anyway. We still claw at each other over the 'under God' part; people have been trying unsuccessfully to get rid of that section for ages.

Every day, from kindergarten through high school.

>paying Jews $1000 to be peddled a lie on top if the reparations

lol English is the second language we learn. There are many options for the third.

It was a reality when I was in school. Graduated in 2007. Not sure about now.

How the fuck could a school trip to Auschwitz cost that much?

That's to teach you that next time you must prioritizate the final solution over conquer Russia

Being able to read and being good at reading are two different things

Even at high school level (A2 English Lit in the UK) the majority of the class read slow as shit and couldn't pronounce half the words on the page. We used to take turns reading passages in class and at certain points stoo to discuss themes and techniques etc.

Eventually the teacher stopped asking me because i'd be several chapters ahead and not listening to everyone else.

The worst is Shakespeare. Try getting someone to read Shakespeare out loud as an ultimate brainlet test.

Literal brainwashing. Incredible.

Good goy!

Graduated in 05. I know we did it every single morning in elementary and middle school. I honestly cannot remember if we did it in high school. I always liked it.

Was it subbed or dubbed?

I live down the road from a high school. Judging by what carries over through the intercoms, it's still going on.

>elective teacher is a Vietnam vet
>students asks if we can watch FMJ
>he gets super butthurt and tells him that movie isn’t what it was like

Only if it gets taken seriously.
>Students ever taking ANYTHING seriously

No. He paused it. Asked the girls to leave the room..except one. And had us all jerk off to the scene until we all came. Then. Asked everyone to clean up, let the girls back in, pressed play.

No one ever talked about it.

Mine didn't show it but the way explained it was pretty funny.

"This is the part where you see Juliet's huge boobs. You won't see it here, but you can find it online very easily."

>>watch GATTACA

You can't complain, GATTACA is absolute KINO, and I always cry like a little pussie with:
You don't want to miss your flight, Vincent

Had a Holocaust survivor that supposedly survived 3 different death camps have a big talk in my high school. I truly believed in the holohoax before he started his talk. After 2 hours I was very sceptical about the entire thing.

>you can find it online
>the internet was a thing when he was in school
zoomy zoom

Forgot to point out it was a fit older female teacher in her 50's.

What years are zoomer to you?

Yeah.

My teacher said: tiddys!

93 and above

>giant black guy as lit teacher
>pretty based throughout whole class, passively roasts retard classmates on occasion when they act out, overall dope chill guy
>watch this movie (and a few others with similar scenes)
>tiddy scene
>"oh whoops"
>acknowledges but still doesnt fast forward
based black man

It was 2007-2008, so yeah.

Imagine being like 40 and still going to Yea Forums

He could've been 15 in 2005 and he'd be 39 now. Do you have no sense of time?

I was born in '89 and the internet was a thing when I was in high school. You were born in '93 weren't you?

Holy shit, the cinematography in this. God bless.

Are you Icelandic?

>2005 was 24 years ago

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>not picking TGSNT and watching it over the next week to rub in your victory in their faces
shame, tbqhf

He'd be 29 you idiot. You nearly gave me a heart attack.

>You were born in '93 weren't you?
92
google wasnt a thing for a long time though. you couldnt google 'juliet's titties' and find something

Nice

I'm not really fond of that Rowling chick or the tenor of her literature but I must admit I am very grateful for her books and the literacy it inflicted on my younger brother, like Tolkien or Robinson Crusoe upon myself just before the internet.

In theory it should teach proper communication and composition skills, in practice it's just reading dumb old books and writing essays about it instead of learning anything practical.

Google was a well established thing by at least 2002. I'm getting the impression you grew up in a poor neighbourhood and your school was a little behind, which is fine and not something to judge you for, but don't assume your experience is the same as everybody else's.

Same, based 25 year old hottie English teacher

>americans pay $500 to go to disneyland
>yuros pay $1000 to go to auschwitz
hmm

Based reality poster

Some good user can put the scene?

Yeah you're right. Google was around but it wasn't as omnipresent as it is now. Doubt you could find her tits on there in the early 2000s.

>based black man
Yeah...uncle POL tell me about people like you user...

>Google was a well established thing by at least 2002
literally baby steps google with hardly any content

based and redpilled class

Different user who graduated in 2002. Funny enough, they were pushing computer and online work even before then. Back when you were expected to do extensive work on dial-up.

You only watched Schindlers List 4 times? That movie should be seen at least 5 times! Why do history teachers think that anything less than 6 screening would be enough? It's antisemitic to show that movie less than 7 times in school.

Will none post it?

I'm a high school teacher teaching English as a foreign language. What kino would you suggest to use nowadays so the zoomies remember me as based?

nice little puppy tits

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It's on Google. Olivia Hussey naked Romeo and Juliet

nope, our school was dogshit so they put on bbc news or that movie Holes

>altavista.com
>yahoo.com
>webcrawler.com
>askjeeves.com
There were plenty of search engines before google. Google just had a better algorithm and interface.

I watched "The Crossing" in 7th Grade History Class. Watching George Washington slaughter German Mercenaries on Christmas day.

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Little?

>the legendary fatty fellatio

i heard its only a myth...could the tales of be true?

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they were all shit though
nothing like today's google. you had better chance to find tits on limewire than any search engine

The guy who survived Auschwitz told us he escaped. He said that he hid in a barrell during "count" and then they started searching for him and he "slipped away". Then someone asked him, how come the dogs didnt sniff you out and he said:
>"Because I smeared a cigarette all over the barrell so the dog didnt smell me."

Tried but failed, he accidentally paused it right on a clear shot of them. God they were amazing.

>Read Animal Farm in 9th Grade
>Irish school
>Tragic scene where the animals realize Boxer is sent off to be killed
>'Boxer, they're sending you to the knackers!'
>Everybody cracks up laughing

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>watched Top Gun in junior year English
I want to say that it was towards the end of the semester so the teacher was just killing time, but I'm probably wrong.

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Gattaca
Name of the rose
Lord of the rings
Terminator II

Bladerunner 2049

Hell yeah it was.

Blade Runner (the original one, not the rddt 2049 version)

You probably won't impress them until you put on some capeshit. I am sorry i had to tell you this.

Magnificent

>get called to a re-shoot for profile-picture or whatever you'd call it for the year
>some wine-aunt in charge of taking the pictures
>look this way user - beautiful
>look the other way - amazing
>straighten your back, look here - wow
I swear they're all fucking pedo's, I hate it. Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to talk like that to a 12 year old kid in front of his peers?
Just wanted to get that off my chest, thanks for reading.

A lot of the kids actually tell me they love Villeneuve's movies. I might try this if I get a good group.
I once showed them A Ghost Story for shits and giggles because they somehow asked for it from a bunch of movies I had on me that day. I expected them to be on their phones within minutes but the fuckers were glued to the screen the whole time. They loved it.

Rigth now the west world is in a pussie state, 3 world young people are based AF

>The Day After
There, fixed your class.

That's the point. These kids will look back ten years later and be impressed that their teacher showed them a good movie that wasn't Star Wars or Marvel.

We had a module on 'American Media' which consisted of watching episodes of The Simpsons for a few weeks

this is her daughter
imagine a threesome haha

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We watched I,Robot.

does that thing have a dick? can't tell

We watched this kino. Also, The Patriot in history class

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I saw Armageddon lmao

I watched Gattaca in biology

zoomer "humor"

Are you me?

America right? My teacher did the same shit.

are you brazilian? i swear i've watched the core at least 4 times in classes

Wow those are way better than I remember them being.

>The Patriot in history call
For what purpose

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HAHA faggot

Is it an all ages class or children?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
The Princess Bride
12 Angry Men
Star Wars / Empire Strikes Back
Back to the Future
Stand By Me
Groundhog Day
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (thanksgiving?)
It's a Wonderful Life (Christmas?)
Ferris Beuller's Day Off
Gladiator
Braveheart
Saving Private Ryan
Police Story
The Seventh Seal

Anything by Hitchcock
Anything by Wilder
Anything by Kubrick

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I have watched even Alvin and chipmunks. My school was really shitty.

Should've just thrown up in class so you didn't miss it

Didn’t they hate each other irl?

You should think of your students foremost and the kind of English they might encounter

its absolutely absurd how hot both actors are in this particular adaptation. thus thread prompted me to go find the scene on youtube and im just fucking shocked at how gorgeous both their faces are. the very definition of dreamy.

Born in 83 and search engines were a thing as soon as dialup was around.

>history teacher showed us 300, titty scene and all, and completely got away with it

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>Also, The Patriot in history class
Hey same here.
We also watched Glory that same year.

>squeamish girls
The girls in your class were already sucking chad's dick by then and probably couldn't give a fuck about a movie. They were probably texting him the whole time about meeting up later to have sex. The only thing that traumatized them was having his ten inch dick jammed down their throat for the first time, and after that they fantasized about it constantly while you fantasized about how they must think your le epic war movie with Tom Hanks and Matt Damon running around in costumes was super cool and badass.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>Teacher plays Road to El Dorado entirely just for the ball game scene

We watched a version of Macbeth with a cutie ginger as Lady Macbeth, and she was nude for the entire scene where she sleepwalks.
Too bad the proceeding scene is literally a room full of old, naked women.

>vanilla folder

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I remember one time we had to watch the animated film called Hoodwinked! Another teacher made us watch the first Twilight movie.

Literature and Composition.

Can confirm. Only blowjob I've had worth a shit was from a fat chick. Others I had to divert from the act they were so bad.

Caring about laws.

I remember watching the 1995 Pride and Prejudice series in English class. 10/10 kino.

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Fat/chubby chicks give get head. Nobody wants them to take off their clothes so they just get great with their mouth.

>teaching English
>all this dumbshit completely unrelated to the topic
Dead poets society.

Glory at least makes an attempt to be accurate

Oh, it's true. Trust me

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> have nazi ancestors that allow some of the worst atrocities in history just a couple decades before birth
> its "brainwashing" when i'm told that they did something bad

xD like those damn jews right LOL

No that's literally how it works over here. Anyone over 16 is fully legal no matter how much older you are.

What are you waiting for then?

that's nothing, we watched "The downfall" in German class

she was 15.

Don't flatter yourself dipshit. You think she was going to fuck you in front of the entire french club? Now fuck off with your gay little blog where literally nothing happened.

answers itself

>tfw you remember loosing your virginity the same night after taking your gf to see this

Love this movie.

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A underdeveloped mind can't process these ideas maturely, and it's tantamount to emotional abuse.
Also, it didn't really happen.

>15 is underage

I got to see pic related in school. It wasn't part of any class but still hosted by the teachers. I think we were getting close to graduation and nothing on the schedule that day, so they had 3 different films at the same time and you got to pick which one.

Pretty cool, the first and only time seeing a horror movie in school (we were even in a regular classroom). I was 15.

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They might encouter all kinds of English really so I do try to pick different levels and regional variations. I once tried watching O Brother Where Art Thou to see how they'd handle the language in that one. Not going to try that one again.

More importantly though, I like to use movies that provoke discussion so that I have something to follow up with.

It's a high school so 15 to around 19 in my country. Probably wouldn't show them most of those action/adventure movies and anything non-english. 12 Angry Men might be a good idea though, depending on the group.

I remember watching this kino in history class back when I was 14 years old. Everyone laughed at the scene with the Black guy pretending to be an eunuch.

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I lost my virginity with my dream girl, DD cup size and puppy face, after watch together Dredd

>tfw both grandfathers' families were duking it out with each other in the North European Plain and the North Atlantic.

Did you sneak away from the group and make out with a cute girl? I did when my high school German class went there.

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>watched Man from Earth in philosophy class in college

> english class
> mrs robinson
> every guys face when

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15 is not underage in my country. Maybe in your backwards nation

In Holocaust class?

Bien sûr

>mfw I remember having A Goofy Movie in the background the first time I tried anal with my gf
We had to take a break just to laugh at the absurdity of the situation after this scene:
youtu.be/uodTzwk0ZOc?t=99

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you idiots mistake 'age of consent' with 'majority'

Watched "Jesus of Montreal" in Religious class and the teacher had a notebook and sat next to the TV ready to pounce and block just before any nudity.
Sadly for him I'd already seen it and distracted him for a few seconds by asking to go to the toilet just before the main chick took her top off and he was forced to look at me instead of the screen.

Once he worked out what I did he refused to let me go to the toilet.

>tfw watched Hotel Rwanda in social studies class

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Cube in math class and 10000 BC in history class

watched it in history class

>history class

My class showed:
Last of the Mahicans
Andersonville
Cleopatra

> have
Calm down JIDF, learn to greentext properly first.

Also
>some of the worst atrocities in history just a couple decades before birth
Only Jews matter right? The millions of brown people getting genocided dont count, because theyre not chosen by "god".

I always found english teachers to have their heads up their asses.

They never shut the fuck up about pretentious underlying tons of books or movies that I swear didn't exist

>watched To Kill a Mockingbird in English
>I was the only black kid in the class

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>tfw watched A Serbian Film in geography class

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>only Jews and brown people matter
You were so close.

Hand me my longsword!
>it's a fucking shotgun

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no, but my art teacher accidently got the sex scene in frida stuck on repeat and couldnt figure out how to fix it

My remedial English teacher was just happy we were reading. We read Catcher in the Rye, and then drew a picture about it, and discussed whether we though Holden was cool or an emo.

>Watching "The Pacific" in history class
>episode where Leckie is on R&R in Melbourne
>he lets us to watch the scenes where he fucks the greek girl
>"Stop giggling and watch!"
guy was based

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You need to learn your place Mongo

We watched Dante’s Peak

pure science class kino

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I can't imagine what zoomer education must be like now I'm sure history is just full of white man bad.

pleb teachers, life is beautiful is real holokino

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10

couldn't be more wrong, retard-kun

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How the Fuck do retards misspell lose? I don't fucking get it. Like if you sound it out you would know the difference fucking instantly.

the teachers do, when i was there at least

We watched fucking Steve Jobs (that one with Ashton Kutcher) in college and profesor was constantly calling him Steven Job

Drive boy five boy boy an angel boy he was a gypsy boy he was a beautiful boy

do Jews have Jewish class? is that where they conspire?

>agreed to move to make room
Good one user

to be fair, it did involve loosening one of his orifices

>take philosophy as an elective in College
>prof plays The Matrix.

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That's what a synagogue is, m8

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>TFW watched The Day After in History class during Cold War study.

Wew, was not ready for people getting vaporized in mass.

Teacher asked us to vote on whether to watch this version or the Leo DiCaprio version and it basically came down to "Olivia Hussey's tits vs Leo's ass". Naturally all the guys voted for this version and we had more dudes so it was pretty based.

That's why wise old greeks didn't allow women the rigth of vote, pretty based

>rented the DVD for my own damn money
>already knew what was going on because library

I graduated in 2016. The most I remember is having textbooks which had little sidebars with "spotlights" on supposedly under-appreciated figures of American history. These spotlights always featured women or blacks. The only one I remember was about the only person in Congress who voted against going into WWII after Pearl Harbor (a woman), which I thought was a little counterproductive to the purpose of these "spotlights".

In high school we watched Iron-Jawed Angels for social studies and I remember it was unintentionally humorous.
They play up all this dramatic shit like she's starving herself and being force fed eggs then at the climax they win by 1 fucking vote. And just the visual of seeing the suffragettes barely scrape by with the help of a man was funny to me, but that's also reality.

>loose
Here's an easy way to know which is which:
Lose is what you did at life
Loose is what your mother is.

our class teacher made us watch Lilya 4Ever in 9th grade during our weekly "class lesson", even though she skipped through the sex we all looked it up later lol

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>tfw gattaca in both religion and science class

Living in Brazil I had to watch plenty of brazilian movies, that as you know ALWAYS have sex and violence. Pretty weird you complain about sex when I watched a movie about child prostitution at 12 years old.

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>tfw watched Schwindlers List in History class

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history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1969-76ve14p1/d118

We are monitoring your progress

all you guys cant beat me , watched Starship troopers in highschool ,bunch of nerds tried with the religion teacher but didnt like the topless scene so he refused ,so we ask to another teacher and he accepted ,so we watched with the whole class the movie uncensored in like second year of what you americans call high school. Wait im not finish , in third grade of (whats come before high school in english) some girls of the six grade had rented a soft porn movie at the local store the day there was rain outside so the kids had to stay indoor at the mid day break , so they made all the kids watch that movie to grade 3 and up at the break . When the director heard of that,the women(adult) that was in charge of renting the movie for the school for the 6 grade girls lost her job.That happened in 1991 ,it was a different time.

>showing 3rd grade history
K. Also the very first settlements were upon agreement/trade.

thats fuckin badass

Blame my teachers.