previous Not enough time for everything but just enough for this romance
/got/ general Not Enough Time Edition
Why is this show such Plebbit/tumbler/twitter tier. I can't help feel ashamed watching it
>it doesnt matter
I swear this phrase is spoken 5 times per episode the last couple season
Azor Theon
FIRST FOR STANNIS
game of shit
It's conditioning for the viewer who is questioning plotholes and why things don't make sense
nth for cute dany
Sons of the Harpy deserve a spin-off movie
They're the only thing that I've ever cared about in this garbage show
Post the gif where he almost throws up kissing her
so?
> cute
HEIL
they should have casted David Schwimmer as Renly
First for thicc Dany
i looked for you on the trident
we were not there
why not
somebody post the caloreesy pasta
Azor Beric
>casted
gg
their romance holds up better than dany and jons
it helps that theirs started seasons ago
Azor Arya
Lipstick tastes of crud.
>faceless chaotic evil villains who just want to murder people
Its almost like Essos was a completely different show.
Based Jon’s aunt’s slaves thread. Thank you, OP.
jesus fuck
It wreaks of lazy writing
Granaerys
Dont look at her user, remember the good ole days.
tyrion
So, do they scissor or something?
Post top 3 characters and anons will judge your personality
Baelish, Theon, Cersei
Caloreesie
At what point did she hit the wall? I'm thinking season 5, maybe 4.
First for Hotaru.
Can't spell Hotaru without Hot!
Jaime, Tywin, The Hound
they were so happy
>Aerys only went to Duskendale to do the opposite of what Tywin advised him to do
And how would Tywin know Aerys would go to Duskendale and with only one Kingsguard?
There was no "plot" by Tywin, just Aerys being a dumbass.
cant spell hotaru without ho
In the books did Ramsey Bolton pretend that sausage was Theon's cock like the show?
Blackfish, Ser Barristan the Bold, Ser Pounce
Sandor, Tyrion, Jaime
Imagine being Kit Harrington in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emilia Clarke, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your chubby body and horrific 1000 year old monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Rose Leslie in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kit and not only sit on that dragon while Emilia Clark flaunts her disgusting eyebrows in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and doughy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that smirk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMILIA CLARKE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of gingers and redheads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her wrinkly forehead as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then DABID calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Kit. You're not going to lose your future b-movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
BALLS N COCKS HAHAhahahahhahahahhahhahhahahhahah
Radmure
Chadmure
Jaime
Jaime, Cersei, Theon
I guess he just eats her?
The point is that Aerys was already pissed at Tywin before Duskendale happened.
Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy
I find this strangely appealing...
My type of guy.
>it's almost Sunday again
time flying past too fast. GoT is going to be over too soon.
LF, Theon, Melly
Based taste
>“the horrifying secrets of Westeros’s history… the Starks of legend… it’s not the story we think we know”
What did she mean by this?
he still has balls tho. just no dick. he can put his balls in her
Tywin, Ned, Jamie.
Robert as honorable mention.
Oberyn, Davos, The Hound
I'd replace The Hound with Victarion if book only characters count.
what? lmao
I believe they never directly say that Ramsay castrated Theon, it's only implied.
Those happy moments in the first episode are tough to watch.
LF, LF, LF
DEHS ONLY WOON WUH DAT MATTAHS, DAH WUH IN DA NORF
AHV SEEN DAH NAAT KENG
Jamie, Bronn, Sandor, Margaery
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
When it's all said and done, do you think people will remember GoT in 5 or 10 years? Will it take its place among the greatest or be forgotten?
>The point is that Aerys was already pissed at Tywin before Duskendale happened.
Aerys wasn't pissed but was beginning to mistrust Tywin but again; how would Tywin know that Aerys would do what he did, instead of mustering his Crownland's bannermen and simply sacking Duskendale?
he can use his testicles
Book Euron is way more based than Victarion
I miss smirk
in the books they're completely cut. Is this not so in the show? I skipped a lot of season 4 through 7
Meme-y faggot, likely read the books, enjoys the lore of the aSoIaF more than the story.
You feel that you are misunderstood, that you don't get what you deserve because of faults in other's perception. Likely to watch anime.
Loves sucking massive cocks as a hobby. Penis certainly under 5'
Feels broken, but doesn't know why. You hope that it is something that you can change, but is losing faith in that concept. Projects onto flawed characters and wants the best for them.
All three characters were trying to be too clever for their own good and fucked up hard. Did you genuinely wanted to see them succeed or you enjoyed them fucking up?
All three are based, nothing to really say, you just enjoy seeing cool dudes seeing cool things, Tywin almost got into my top 3 as well.
You value honorable characters who don't betray what they stand for. Jorah would've been more sensible 3rd pick, or Davos.
I wanna say you like watching characters redeem themselves, but you put Cersei in there.
That's a fucking stupid name, do you have a stupid name?
You like seeing strong leaders who have to deal with hard choices like hunt the boar while drunk or not
>you will never shove your massive 5incher down her throat
it hurts bros
Jaime, Cersei, Jorah
she's an inch away from downs syndrom
Looks a lot like Cadey Mercury right there
in the show the sullied have their dick. just no balls
Lucas: Bran should say I hate snow, it's rough and course and gets everywhere
Pretty sure there was a meeting between Tywin, Rhaegar and one more after the king was captured where they pretty much agreed it'd be best if he died in the rescue so Rhaegar could ascend to the throne. So while it's more about exploiting an opportunity
I agree book Euron is cool, but Victarion just seems like a total bro. He's always down to clown and doesn't take shit from anyone. That chapter where he chokes out the priest who called him an idiot always makes me laugh
I think more behind the scenes stories about D&D being retarded will come out and people will feel sad that they fucked it up. Hopefully the REAL story will be finished by then too :^)
>he cuts out the best part
>The army of the dead is coming and we need to band together to defeat them!
How many fucking times has Jon given this speech at this point? So beyond sick of it.
How bad do their breaths stink
Gonna stick with live ones
Edmure, gendry, qyburn
>But when enuf people start making false promises, words stop meaning anything
I got chills
dog buttholes and rotting meat?
I honestly want to lick Hotaru's armpits bros
>You feel that you are misunderstood, that you don't get what you deserve because of faults in other's perception. Likely to watch anime.
Interesting point of view. And yes I watch anime. Though personally I perceived all three character as people who struggle with who they are. Is the Hound a knight or a thug, Tyrion's low-esteem (to the point where he was sure Sansa would never willingly bed with him), Jaime being laughed at as oathbreaker. They are misunderstood and they let that misunderstanding get to them.
>northerns are suddenly pants on head retarded and butthurt because the KING IN DA NORF gave up his title in order to get a massive army and 2 dragons
>meanwhile an army of 100,00 dead people are marching right towards them
BUT SANSAS THE SMARTED PERSON IVE EVER MET
Enjoys internal conflict internal conflict in characters. Probably smart, but not as smart as you'd like to be, act like you're that smart anyway.
b-but............ why?
>Meme-y faggot
How is that memey?
>likely read the books, enjoys the lore of the aSoIaF more than the story
How is that a bad thing?
it's an important plot point, fatty.
He wouldn't have to if people would just listen
It's not like he's warning of some abstract apocalypse, going on about people needing to change their lives or God will judge them. No, their entire world is at risk of becoming a frozen wasteland where the dead march and kill everything in sight... And all the powerful people are concerned with what titles they hold and who respects them.
dont call me fat, sweetie
Gotta get that cheap drama that will lat 1 1/2 episodes until they all respect Dany after the battle.
The show is so laughably bad at this point, Jaime meeting Bran is the most intriguing thing since the Wall in season 5.
>but when enuf people start making quips words stop meaning anythying
edmure
blackfish
davos
Stannis & Davos (as a packaged deal), Jaime and Theon.
Yeah I think we got that after the millionth speech he's given.
post dead ones
Top 5 characters with most lines per season
>S1
1. Ned
2. Tyrion
3. Cat
4. Daenerys
5. Jon
>S2
1. Tyrion
2. Theon
3. Cersei
4. Arya
5. Daenerys
>S3
1. Tyrion
2. Jaime
3. Daenerys
4. Arya
5. Tywin
>S4
1. Tyrion
2. Jaime
3. Jon
4. Cersei
5. Tywin
>S5
1. Tyrion
2. Jon
3. Cersei
4. Daenerys
5. Stannis
>S6
1. Jon
2. Jaime
3. Tyrion
4. Sansa
5. Arya
>S7
1. Jon
2. Tyrion
3. Sansa
4. Daenerys
5. Jaime
Jon really cucked Tyrion out of the MC spot
Roose, Stannis, Blackfish
why has jon been so shit and boring since the battle of the bastards
i liked season 6
show off
does literally anyone at all care about Grey Worm?
I understand Missandei because she's at least attractive, but Grey Worm is the most boring character in the entire fucking cast.
Beric, Jaime, Euron
/ourguys/
Stannis Baratheon, Brynden Tully, Barristan Selmy
>S1
no robert
>S2
deanerys????
wtf is wrong with u
Sensitive faggot, likely to assign positive or negative sentiments to purely descriptive claims. Father likely was not in the picture.
I call him Gwurm
blackfish,stannis,barristan
in no particular order
Tywin, Beric, Jon
>hey dany your dragon is a zombie now
>complete silence
>change scene
>nobody cares
I’ll be annoyed if he survives episode 3
>Pretty sure there was a meeting between Tywin, Rhaegar and one more after the king was captured where they pretty much agreed it'd be best if he died in the rescue so Rhaegar could ascend to the throne.
No, that's just what Varys was whispering in the king's ear to make him even more paranoid.
Aerys hadn't gone full-bat shit yet, so Rhaegar wouldn't have been looking to supplant him but the Defiance at Duskendell pushed Aerys over the edge (along with more whispers from Varys) and after that, it all went down hill.
read past the first 3 words of the first line you fucking turbobrainlet, it's an objective measurement
you forgot
>teehee time for a ride to a makeout sesh with the bf
i dont have enough time, retard
Lol, I was just reading about Dorne and all of a sudden my nose started bleeding
Altruistic, can come off as clingy or needy out of a genuine care for those around you.
Jaime, Hound, Davos
Are there any theaters that play this full of hipster fags cheering and clapping?
GUYS, REAL S8 LEAKS, GET IN!
Weird enough I find her more beautiful without her brows
Ned, Jaime, Hound
You are an honorable man.
as are you
hard to pin down, Euron is so different from the other two. One of the mad lads i guess.
Doesnt afraid of anything
I have never finished reading this copypasta and never will
Pure evil Jack Sparrow is far superior
lmfao
a-asking for a friend
Tywin, Robb, Jamie
Jaime, Theon, and Bronn
>>The army of the dead is coming and we need to band together to defeat them!
>How many fucking times has Jon given this speech at this point? So beyond sick of it.
It's the same style of writing as The Walking Dead, where damn near every episode Rick would give a speech about how "all of us need to stick together!".
GoT is HBO's TWD. They're both a retarded tv shows that cater to the empty-headed Facebook/Reddit/Twitter crowd with meaningless scenes allowing viewers to check their social media page, interspersed with kewl! scenes of dragons and shit blowing up, so they can post about how great the show is...
Did that one dude get shot like 20 times wtf
That's some very poor analysis if I do say so myself.
Probably had higher education. Empathetic, tries best to reserve judgement.
Eddard, Tyrion, Stannis.
Ned, BOBBY, Jaime
They are the token minority characters. I'm 100% sure that's the only reason they've made it this far.
He didn't castrate him. The "other thing" Ramsay took away was his name, not his dick.
He did rape him, though.
But cutting off a man's dick/balls in a filthy dungeon is a great way to have him bleed to death, die of infection, or exploded bladder after his stump urethra seals up.
>Doesnt afraid of anything
Based.
Meryn Trant, Janos Slynt and that guy who kills that boy with Needle.
From the show only?
Stannis
Beric
The High Sparrow
Fucking Pullo turned down a role on GoT supposedly because what HBO did to Rome. Titus Greyjoy would have been spectacular.
>posting when you're this new
>The High Sparrow
> skinny heroin addict
> as Victarion
Jaime, Edd and The Hound.
>It's the same style of writing as The Walking Dead
Unfortunately you're right.
game of ass
because if they didn't that would result in a whole lot of hormonal dysfunction and ultimately making them worse soldiers. also added cruelty i guess.
It hit once he met Dany. He dropped off big time after that.
"hormone is stored in the dick"
Jaime
Tywin
Theon
this is not true, they dont have dicks. greyworm has to go down on missandei to please her
Bronn, Jamie, Tywin
No retard it's the opposite, your balls give you more testosterone and other shit, your dick doesn't.
In the books they even acknowledge that the unsullied are shorter and weaker than average soldiers due to tfw no balls, but their skill and discipline makes up for it.
Sam
Hot Pie
Bobby
>Bobby
Who?
I'm not him, your attributes based upon characters just made no sense or were describing positive attributes as if they were negative.
that guy who was in 8 episodes 10 years ago
>Insane genius
>practices dark magic
>will fuck your girl and after that will fuck you
>everyone is terrified of him
king bobby b baratheon
yeah nvm, i'm retarded and read the opposite. that really makes no sense. the unsullied would all be a bunch of sois,
>Fucking Pullo turned down a role on GoT supposedly because what HBO did to Rome. Titus Greyjoy would have been spectacular.
really? that's a fucking shame
CAREFUL user
CAREFUL NOW
seems all the other soldiers on planetos are trash tier so the unsullied's discipline makes them remarkable even if they are a bunch of basedboys
finger up the bum
>stannis
>dead
how the fuck do you go from Robert to Bob?!
wearable
The good writing from the first season is hard to watch.
youtube.com
>tfw a reunion between characters who were apart for like three episodes is more effective than a reunion between characters who were apart forsix seasons
don't know
How do you go from Charles to Chuck? Those things don't make sense.
also has alter egos such as Ben Stark and Daario.
You and me both friend. I've busted many a nut to that pic.
Jaime, Davos, The Hound
That's not how it works user
Tywin, Bobby B, the Hound
What is this presentation?
canceled my GoT
Rampant autism
Based Bobby B
Billiam
Dickard
Combinine smirkfu with Bessie
Don't forget
Rhaegar impregnated you're waifu, you fat fuck
Why didn't Cersei have Ser Elmo beheaded?
>>It's the same style of writing as The Walking Dead
>Unfortunately you're right.
It’s the new paradigm for writing tv shows in Hollywood, focusing exclusively on the social media crowd to generate “likes” on Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Because so many viewers nowadays “watch” tv shows with their cellphones in their hands the entire time and constantly checking their social media pages, so a story that has even a little bit plotting confuses them and turns them off to the tv show, as they aren’t paying attention and quickly don’t know WTF is going on.
So the solution is to divide the episodes into segments of meaningless dialog and the actors emoting at each other, (which allows viewers to ignore the tv show and check their social media page) with occasional gee-wiz! CGI shit, pointless T&A and predictable fight / chase scenes, (which causes the viewer to look up at the tv) and it’s this essentially artistic corn syrup that people will comment on in social media, increasing the on-line media presence of the tv show and thus ratings.
Thus we have useless scenes like Sansa scowling at Daenerys and Jon Snow babbling on about the same shit over and over then suddenly… OMFG! DRAGONS! UP-VOTE!
>Black hat with an all brown outfit
>that progressive lannister favoritism peaking at S4
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
based
cringe
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cringe
cringe
based
based
based and red pilled
cringe
cringe
meh
meh
meh
cringe
based
cringe
meh
meh
based
based
meh
very based
based but blue pilled
>380
>Meryn Tra
based
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cringe but based digits
cringe
based
I was thinking how the atmosphere doesnt transmit what they should ve feeling.
They are marching towards a powerful and scary enemy that can destroy their civilization.
The only one that feels worried is Jonh. And when Bran talks about the wall being destroyed no one gives a fuck.
The mood feels light, when it should be way more dark
Cat was pretty based from time to time.
>My son is fighting a war, not playing at one!
I always felt Arya took more after Cat than Sansa did as far as their temperament goes. No time for bullshit.
I think that's why shows like The Leftovers and Twin Peaks felt so damn refreshing.
A brown hat with an all brown outfit would be more autistic.
holy fucking based
based rater rating me based
Based
Most of the time she was borderline retarded though.
Most of the time it was as if the very gods conspired to put her between a rock and a hard place desu. The only issue I'd say she went full retard on was her Jon thing.
>Elmo has a better costume than over half the current cast
How do you fuck up that bad?
she went full retard capturing tyrion. he basically caused the whole war.
>Balerion burns down the Sept of Remembrance.jpg
Jaime, Arya, Stannis. Books specifically
he was dressed up as the batman
No, not really. Kevin McKidd allegedly turned down a role back when the show was starting because of Rome
But Rome got cancelled years before GoT was greenlit
>seems all the other soldiers on planetos are trash tier so the unsullied's discipline makes them remarkable even if they are a bunch of basedboys
The Free Cities of Tyros, Lys and Myr would have very effective militaries, as we’re told they wage near continual warfare on each other over the Disputed Lands.
Genoa and Venice for example were military powerhouses despite being small city-states and so should the Free Cities.
> t. JIDF
LF, tywin , jaime before the redemption arc
>Genoa and Venice for example were military powerhouses despite being small city-states and so should the Free Cities.
that doesn't follow
this is not /books/, bookfag
And they were going to give GoT the treatment Rome should have gotten
This show went to shit after season 3.
GoT didn't even get a decent budget until like S4
clegane squashing the vipers head was kino though
This is now /Booker T/ General, sorry
Threadly reminder that Jaime will die a heroic death in Briennes arms.
Arya will take his face and travel with the Hound to KL.
The Hound will fight the Mountain so Arya can get inside to get to Cersei.
Cersei, now crazy, sees Jaime walk in and runs to him saying she loves him still.
He’ll begin to choke her out. Reveal its Arya.
“I’m going to kill the Queen” - Arya last season
It would also preserve REAL Jaime as noble and heroic in death because him killing Cersei would muddy his redemption, he already took the high road.
It was always shit
battle of castle black was kino
>do you want to fill the belly of a thenn tonight!?
Hbo buys all the tickets for this dead show to make it look like a success
mad cuz your picks weren't based?
based basedposter called me based
Or maybe they've made it far, because Grey Worm is ambitious, and a great fighter, and Missandei is literally next to the queen for the majority of her day, and her official translator.
There's no reason for either of these two to die... yet.
Who here's rooting for blue darth maul?
no it's because they are token minority characters
why does he look like bran
DOES NOCK MEAN DRAW?
hello please don't compare Brie Larson to anyone on GOT, they're all top blokes. thanks
>why does bran look like bran
HBO also shitposts these /got/ threads to make it seem relevant.
You don't mean to say you are paid for every word in your posts
kek
Arya (Book)
Brienne
Ned
Daenerys doesn't even need a fucking translator when she can already speak Dothraki and Valyrian
anyone that hasn't read the books is a retard in my opinion. They might be long but they're an easy read. there's no excuse
If everyone dies and only north korea is left, GoT would be GOAT
So bran is the knight king and is trying to murder everyone so jon can be his new daddy?
nothing wrong with reading them. But book snobs should just go back to reddo.
Missandei speaks many different languages as well. There are more languages through Essos, and Missandei appears to be a linguistic prodigy.
In the show, she schools Dany on the use of pronouns.
Robert
Rob
Bob
i'll come to your house
Name one character that hasn't been butchered beyond redemption
Protip: you can't
that makes no sense. How do you go from Rob to Bob?
reminder that the missandei/grayworm relationship is just tranny shilling.
>YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE A PENIS TO FUCK A GIRL
yea, no thanks
Oh fuck my sides, I’m on the train you ass people think I’m a ‘tard now.
based
Jaime
Rich and densely populated city-states with extremely nationalistic people who have been in perpetual hot/cold war conditions for generations, are going to have very effective militaries.
100% supreme taste
It's easier on the tongue
Hound
Qyburn
Gendry
Only alive characters?
Ghost, Hotpie, Sam, Royce, Jorah, Bran, Qyburn, Cercei, Jaime
>because him killing Cersei would muddy his redemption, he already took the high road
Ah yes, never once fulfilling Cat's final oath to protect her family and ensuring the riverlands are slaughtered of their rightful lords so that Guest-Right-breaking Freys can have total control
What a hero that kingslayer
I'm in the Summer Isles. Come get some __dick__.
Stannis
Ned
Davos
are you an asian? How hard is it to say Rob?
based
His character was butchered in the riverlands storyline
Bitch, that is NOT how you make french toast.
Do normies still talk about lost? Or galactica? GoT is this decade’s those.
How and why???
wheres the Yea Forums poster that ran this channel? He was making dope shit last season, he better come back
are you serious newfag? This board was pretty much all GoT all the time before the reddit general was made
Was lost as popular though???
ITT: all-timer /got/ moments
for me, it's when Shae couldn't see the boat
Tywin Tommen and Jon Arryn
Joffrey, Jamie, Tywin
Absolutely.
White names don't make any sense.
William = Bill
Edward = Ned
Richard = Dick
Charles = Chuck
Robert = Bob
Francis = Frank
Elizabeth = Bess
And then they start sticking Ys on the end of everything.
Billy
Eddy
Dicky
Bobby
Chucky
Franky
Bessy
I'm probably missing a bunch more.
I need a source for your claims my lord
It was but it kept losing viewers after S2
you are FAKE NEWS
Show Jaime isn't bad.
Beric Dondarrion
Thoros of Myr
Stannis
Tywin
all others are hyped up pussies
My source is I was alive during those times and remember the craze over lost.
unbiased objectively superior tier list:
LF,hound,qyburn
Why dick I never understood do you guys pronounce that the same as dick like penis?
Last for aaaaagh
lost was fucking HUGE for it s first seasons, but once People caught on that they wont get ANY clear answers the Hype died down
>Show Jaime isn't bad.
muh bathtub tears
BABY IN CADAPULD :DDD
i wish they included the part with him bashing that Frey cunt in the face with his golden hand
make a new thread fags, im tired of scrolling all the way down
Not a book fag tell me what happened
Ho yeah right In the books he tells Edmure he's gonna send the Riverlands bannermen so they'll die first right?
And Edmure let's the blackfish go
Why did they killed the blackfish anyway?
...
>spoonfeed me plz
Fuck off, asoiaf wiki exists for people like you.
Stannis getting the 4444 and 5555 get is peak /got/. It's been downhill from there.
>Why did they killed the blackfish anyway?
They weren't going to use the character again so they just kill him off, same with Barristan.
Nigger I hope TWOW never comes out
>strong as 10 Hodors
Can we start using Hodor as a universal unit of strength?
Yep. That's what makes Dickon so funny. Because it sounds the same as dick on.
kek is this true?
_No.
It's funny cause she has the kind of face that would make you believe she would behave like this kek.
NEW
Jamie,stannis,Davos.
Jaime, Baelish, Bran
Meme bonus: Dolorous Edd
B A S E D ELMO