Is there any fictional sport gayer than Quidditch?

>This mismatched, unbalanced bullshit actually has people running around with a stick between their legs and playing it in real life
Hilarious. I honestly can't believe this mediocre fiction had such a profound impact on so many people.

Came here to post this. I loved FFX, but holy shit blitzball made no fucking sense.

It's fun tho, I remember the first time I played FFX I spent over 100 hours just playing blitzball.

Cricket is pretty dangerous desu.

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Ultimate Frisbee.

Git gud.

There is assuredly no sport, real or fictional, gayer than Quidditch, just as there is no duller franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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parkour

t. Ireland supporter

god i love this pasta

Vampire baseball

I could legitimately be awesome at that "sport" having watched it and the people that play it.
I have no desire to waste my time.

baseball

i need to know, exactly how the fuck do people pretend to play a game where all the balls are meant to be able to act on their own will? also, why would you want to play a sport that has such a high injury rate?

Me and my mates to down to the park sometimes and laugh at people playing this gay shit.

Watching people actually to penetrate each other with sticks and “score” would be more entertaining than quidditch in real life

Absolutely based

What fictional sport do you prefer?

having sex

/pol/ cope

"No."

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>ctrl+F "Frisbee"
based, thank you user

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kys

>literal pay2win with the quality of brooms

..................deh!

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>take any real sport
>add a twink to each team
>they just look for a worm in the field for the entire game
>game's over if they find one

The most hideous boy in the world

It's just baseball for smrat people

not bad

I think you're in love Ron.

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>people fly around for an hour doing inconsequential things, then someone catches a ball and it's all over

That is how all women envision all sports.

Good job potter, you got the golden testicle, now the efforts of everyone else went down the drain. Cheap plot device typical of HP and liberal fantasies, like with WELL DONE HOWEVER, deus ex machina asspulls to make the super special chosen one win no matter what. It comes into the false concept of "talent", or wizards/normals in HP, where you either have or don't have some special ability that will make you super special and successful no matter what. A power fantasy to bring the character above the rest with no effort, plans or ambition, and an implicit theme of oppressing arbitrary people because they DON'T have "talent", something far more destructive than the "racism" boogeyman they like to hunt. Everyone trying to meme on you with the concept of "talent" is in the conspiracy of instilling defeatism and subservience into the masses, so that the people won't realize that everyone can be creative and realize their self-reliability, and thus bring about the downfall of celebrity cults, today's surrogate religion.

I bet most Harry Potter fans never actually read the books and just watched the movies.

The easiest way to tell is because the media news is portrayed as corrupt instrument for Voldemort. Yet they never talk about it because those things aren't mentioned in the movies. Its pretty hard to miss out on hat stuff since the reading level is for kids

People "played" quidditch at my uni. all of them söylords or girls that would be considered autistic if they were men
based

>team is losing 250-50
>catch the stitch
>team loses the game 250-200
wew

>team can call for a time out whenever they like
>time out can last up to two hours
What the fuck was she thinking? Why did a team never simply call for a time out when the opposing seeker was just about to grab the Snitch?

All you have to do to fix quidditch is put in a time limit and make the snitch harder to catch and worth less points. That way the snitch and his massive point boost is not actually required to end the game and is only a bonus for really good seekers. But if the rest of the team really sucks even the best seeker can't save them if they let the point difference get too big. I mean it's still not great but it's functional at least

How do they simulate the snitch? Do they have a wind-up toy rolling around the field or do they abstract it and the seekers are actually just solving jigsaw puzzles on the side?

Usually, it's a person who just runs around and the seekers have to tag them or some retarded shit.

They paint a cat gold

Remove the snitch. Have a time limit. There, I fixed your stupid broken game.

i get larping and that, but this just sounds way too autistic
are there bludgers that get to tackle people?

That's actually retarded. What's in it for the snitch? Unlike a referee he's gotta be putting in a lot of effort to not get caught so having him be a completely neutral element gives him no motivation. And you could just make your seeker a big tidded girl that you establish always tackles the snitch to the ground and smothers him with her boobs and you'll win every time. Honestly my jigsaw puzzle idea is starting to sound more sound than this shit

Based

Make the damn movie Spoony!

Plus, by making the game end when the snitch is found, instead of something sensible like a time limit, some games can go on literally for months. She's such a hack.

>he didnt spend hours infront of the garage door with a light ball pretending to jecht shot it
lmaoing @ ur life

It's too far out. I can't suspend my disbelief.

>when you get Jecht Shot 2 and 3

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it was a sport designed by a woman, of course it makes no sense.

The big book of British smiles

It’s just horse. Fun to play but would never watch it.

>t. filthy al bhed

t. Snape

have sex

I did, this blonde bitch was so thirsty for my dick she even came back for more.