They don't make sitcoms like this anymore

They should probably keep to people on their level of mental development. Like 12 year old boy can kiss a 12 year old girl and it's fine, it turns weird when the boy is 28.

its not weird unless you are a roastie

Now to tell you the truth if I ever ran into a retard who looks like her I would happily be a sleazebag. It's just morally questionable

for the love of god moar!

I don't see the issue.
And when Alan won the lottery he got all his money in divorce.
Clearly she wasn't stupid.
Fucking white knight.
>sex with alan is like riding in a car driven by a very smart kangaroo
>there will be a few bumps on the road but he'll get you there

Candi stole all of Alan's shit & dumped him when she got the TV show deal, she wasn't that dumb

she has huge feet

post them

tfw she's in Doom Patrol but she's hit the wall

more like this please

Not this scene though: its been posted a million times

>but she's hit the wall
Completely untrue

Angus T Jones is now in a cult that is draining his money

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That’s not smart on her behalf, that’s just her womanly instincts

you mean the IRS?

April Bowlby is the woman I lost my self v-card to. Oh to be 13 again

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enjoy

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Yep, I can cum to this

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few webms

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extended version of op

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Are there individual pics anywhere for the first two? Her with the pink and robe, and her on the bed?

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I wish there were webms of different scenes, this episode always gets posted

aznude should have full size screenshots and videos iirc

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Jesus christ!

this woman is probably one of the hottest to ever walk on earth

I'm out of content

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Man, I love this style. The dress, the opera gloves, the hair and makeup. It’s classy. I guess it’s still the norm the higher you go up the social ladder, but schmucks like me will never get it. It keeps me up at night sometimes...

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Why aren't there any .webms for this episode?

>boomer humor

>mom, I posted it again
no one cares, faggot (except me)

based chevy

based collage user

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Where on that site do you find them? I've been checking for ages now. There's no collages

>this thread
MUH
FUCKING
DICK

on bing
safe search off - [actress name] aznude

Thanks heaps

bing really should rebrand itself as a porn search engine. Google compared to bing is so blatantly censored.

It is actually funny though zoomer faggot

damn that titty bounces always get me

I'm 21 and my boomer dad showed me The Naked Gun Films, Hot Shots, Police Squad!, Airplane! and the Vacation films when I was younger. Modern comedy films are so lazy, it's just SNL actors screaming and Melissa McCarthy taking a shit on the floor or some other gross out bullshit.

It is in French that we must place our hope.

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I didn't know comedy central ever showed two and half men.

who here /jackingoff/

you think based jim belushi tap dat?

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I haven't heard of this. It's this France's spy/bond parody series? It looks worth a download

Two and a half men is the most degenerate garbage I've ever seen in my life.

yes, it's great, especially if you like classics like airplane

Reminds me of a certain pornstar

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how are they so fucking firm and perky?

Girls should just be sweety all the time

looks good
smells good
probably tastes good

imagine a world full of sweety women all wet and glistening all the time

The only reason I watch doom patrol

b-based?

I agree. My grandma was watching it, and I was just dumbfounded at the amount of sexual shit that was in it. And she chastises me for watching a violent movie or southpark

>smells good
>probably tastes good

Depends on a woman's lifestyle. Clean, fresh sweat on a lithe, fit woman - mmmmmmmmm.

fat women aren't women

For me, it's Shawnee Smith.

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>11.5 US
>bigger than Kate Beckinsale and Uma Thurman
jeez-loo

based CTS poster

based

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better for swimming with desu

I bet you couldn't beat her in a swim race

a NAKED swim race!

>That episode where she dresses up like catholic schoolgirl and BTFOs Judy so hard she reeling for weeks

I fucking loved 2.5 men, idgaf what anyone on Yea Forums says.

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anyone know where I can download HD episodes of this garbage show? I'll make some webms if I figure it out

Here's a question: Say you pair up with a really stupid person, while at the time being equally stupid due some combination of age and poor nutrition. Years later you manage to grow out of it, but you're still porking a retard.
Would the ethical thing be to break up?

giwtwm

Yeah but fuck ethics
gods not real and nobody on earth is worthy of judging you, you're a titan, you're the Master Chief
if you can live with it fuck the retard

nvm I found a site, thanks!

>tfw someone reposts your webbums

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fuck off angus

Tough question. I would say no because the relationship wasn't exploitative from the start.

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I just made my first .webm, how'd I do?

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good. can you find this?

I doubt it, sorry. I don't really know what I'm doing

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8/10, but only because I prefer longer webms. You did ok on the crop.

God I want to taste her asshole

i think its season 4 episode 18 if it helps

>elf ears

okay, give me a few minutes and I'll try

Neat

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N00ds?

Good, nice, I like it

>that gap

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>another beta male getting excited over tits
Got a crush do ya little guy?

Why do you virgins feel the need to fawn and mew over bitches on Yea Forums and not a board built for just that purpose, like /hc/ or /gif/ or /s/?

Are there no fawning virgins on that board? Can you not keep your mind off of pussy long enough to shitpost about something other than tits and ass on a television and film board?

Fuck off fag

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Thanks Mr police cadet sir

Gay and onions pilled

90% of this board is just posting about Brie Larson or Trump. This is actually TV related because we're discussing sitcoms and actresses.

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>how to spot a roastie

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Never seen this kino, is she just a succubus who's plot point is to be a giant slut to turn that one gay brother straight?

great! anything else in the episode?

BASED
A
S
E
D

She wasn't dumb in the socially incompetent sense, she knew how to use her goods for monetary benenifts in the long term.

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>we wanna' fawn over bitches leave us alone!
I'm trying to help you dumb fawning faggots. NO WOMAN likes a little mewing bitch, and that's exactly what you are. You're a bunch of beta, mewing little bitches that NO WOMAN would ever want because they're disgusted and repulsed by your submissiveness. Don't any of you little assholes have older brothers/fathers to tell you this shit?

Single mothers were a mistake.

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dilate

>that schoolgirl episode
>mfw pigtails

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you seem to be lost friend. Perhaps you should lurk more before you post again. Just a tip

All women are mental infants. Their brains stop developing at 16

I'm not in the habit of showing potential gfs my goddamn post history on Yea Forums so who cares

what ep is bottom left?

I'm scared to look up what she looks like now. Sometimes its best to stay in the past.

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She's still as hot as ever, do it

UNNGGH

This is her now

kino cheekbones

this is from this year

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LAST ONE, unless someone has a specific request (episode number / season)

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this post has received too many (you)s

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oooof

No, because you didn't enter into the relationship on bad faith.

She's still hot as fuck and in the closest thing to kino capeshit is going to get this decade, Doom Patrol

You're generation is a literal cancer on western civilization.

Watch Doom Patrol

They can see it in your eyes and in your body language when they just so much as look in your direction....another fawning beta male to manipulate and make cry.

Someone spent way to much time on this

>t. eunuch

ho. ly. shit.

S*y

Jokes on them, last time I cried was when I was 12 and our dog ran away

Eunuchs and soi bois whiteknight FOR fawning faggotry, not against it.

You should tell me where you live and I'll swing by and punch your single mother in the face for failing to properly raise you as a man.

>tfw penis hard

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Made my penis into the big penis

No school girl outfit webm webmbro?

yeah but that was like 20 years ago man

>tfw that pussy and asshole propably smell like heaven

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What ep is it?

how did they get away with this?

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she reminds me of someone I went to school with

thank you for making them

other way around my dude

I don't know sorry. Hopefully someone else in here does. I haven't seen this show since like 2012

s3e19 is the bikini pne im ttying to find schoolgirl gimme one sec.

I-I also made some. All the new ones ITT.

Hopefully I'll see mine reposted some day like that guy

s3e14
you nerds owe me

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Yes, I'm saving all of them.

Alright working on it, but then I'm done for real

b-but user what about this one

water that hot is bad for your skin

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jfc what a goddess

based

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Same episode so here's a freebie for y'all,

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This is why I browse Yea Forums. Based user

No problem, I literally only learned how to make .webms during the course of this thread, and then made all these

Do you guys prefer brunette or blonde? Personally I prefer both

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I prefer her as a sunkissed tan brunette.

what software are you using? When I made webms I used xmedia recode

t. flat chest

>beautiful legs
>beautiful cleavage
>beautiful face
jdmisa

pedo purge when?

her red-ish hair

go take a shower stinky

I'm editing and cropping the clips in VirtualDub, then exporting to .avi. Then using WebMBro/WebMConverter which I got from Github. I then just run the .exe, put in the source file (avi) and then export the .webm

The only setting on the webm converter program that I changed is the file size, which I set to 3.9 mb

same energy

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soon

Probably be better without the weird angsty pain element and overacting. Why is that always such a key part of weeb stuff?

Wasn't 'Two Broken Girls' just two sluts trotting around with their big tits and long legs making sex jokes?

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I prefer her on top

>which I set to 3.9 mb
Did the limit change again? I thought the limit on Yea Forums was 3mb.

Anyway I also used webMBro but then switched to xmedia recode since it was easier to convert and I didn't have to pre cut videos. Also you could set the quality of the output video.

Yeah but that ended so OP's point still stands

4 is the limit on certain boards. it's 3 here

>I literally only learned how to make .webms during the course of this thread
I'm happy that the need to beat meat in a Yea Forums thread got you to learn a new skill, user.

Mention this at your next job interview.

>scare

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>angsty pain element
watch more jav
>overacting
that's why it's kinoesque

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The limit is currently 4mb

>ended two years ago, almost to date

I'm sorry, time just seems to keep on passing by these days.

why are you in this thread if you're so salty? Whining all over the place

Just keep your expectations in check, they pretty good and entertaining. But they're not laugh a minute roll on the floor funny. Just pretty amusing spoofs

As far as memory serves they're only two of them?

Absolutely based, god bless you user

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they don't have beautiful women with souls anymore

Seems like she can pull that look off really well

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>mfw that lady won an Oscar last year

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would sniff b-ball

who is this?

April Bowlby

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Pathetic and homosexual

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stop saying fawning

April Bowlby isn't in that .webm I just replied to

Not gonna reply to every post but to the user in here making webms, you are based

>not loving her earlobes
Complimenting her cheekbones won't make her fuck you, you retarded pornhub commentator

It is. She's the waitress

thanks lad

fapped to the thought of april bowlby quite alot

i'm hooked on fawning

Bruh, you may be faceblind. That's definitely not Bowlby. It's Alicia Witt or someone like that. Bowlby hasn't ever been in a show with Alison Janney, who is the woman at the table.

I'm making fun user, no need to be so sensitive.

this

Sounds like you need a good dicking, clean up those cobwebs out of your pussy and consider vegetables in your diet.
Suicide is also an option

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Oh yeah? See webm related

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She's hot and all. But there isn't a single booby bounce in all of these webms. What a waste of good tits. What's the point of showing them, if you never jiggle them?

Is this for real? Hot damn, sorry user. It turns out I am faceblind (legit suspected this for a while)

end of this one:

I wish her tits were twice the size and she was half her age.

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This show was a fucking ad for viagra.
>I have a date. Better buy viagra
>Hey, Charlie. Can I borrow a viagra
>viagra, viagra, viagra
Wtf?

chuck lorre has weener problems, it affects all of his work

She seems too much like a walled desperate housewife

>fawn
>mew

You're just another Incel.

Anything sweaty.

based

>you may be faceblind
Oh the irony...

Yeah I copped this, I actually think I am faceblind. As soon as someone has a little makeup on or a different haircut I don't recognize them

yes

...

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>mfw I down a beer

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Okay now this one definitely isn't Bowlby, right? I'm faceblind

Summer Glau "The Initiation of Sarah"

the wonders of a push up bra

thanks for posting a shittier version of the webm user

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lol i went to school with this nigga