I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them

She was obese mate.

yeah it's called shitting the screen up with his unoriginal spastic movements

Is there anything else? He was very good in Bernie, he's okay in Tropic Thunder which is good, I like him in Shallow Hal but he's just himself.
What else is there? The rest of his CV aside from where he's barely worth acknowledging, like Dead Man Walking, is absolute cancer.

>tfw miranda cosgrove will never marry you

King Kong is my favorite.

I think it was a passion project for him. I think most of the roles he takes is just work.

The Tenacious D TV show and first album are his best works

He lived next door to the writer at the time and the role is literally based on him.

>greasy gremlin in AC/DC shirt walks on stage
>ROOOOOOCK'NNNN'ROLLLLL```` SKEBLNELBEBELELE DEW WHAT UP MY DUDES

It's okay. I legitimately prefer the original.

Never seen these.

his cinematographical apex was when bruce willis shot him in the head in the jackal

unironically Pick of Destiny, both movie and album

i can't watch this movie anymore after how obsessed with it i got in my teenage pothead phase

>The actor who played Jack Black's guitar-playing prodigy in "School of Rock" was arrested and accused of swiping several expensive guitars in Florida in the past five weeks, authorities said Wednesday.

>Gaydos asked a store clerk if he could play an $800 Les Paul Epiphone Prophecy guitar — and he did, before dashing out without paying

>Gaydos was inside Troll Music store on Feb. 7 in Venice, when he strapped on a guitar and casually walked the floor while playing it, according to security video posted by that city's police department.

>"When will thieves learn that almost all establishments have cameras? This sticky-fingered bandit made off with a guitar while the employee was distracted," according to a police statement asking for the public's help

>Then in Sarasota, he was arrested on Feb. 11 for allegedly swiping a $1,900 guitar from the Sam Ash Music Store, according to police.

>Gaydos had walked out of the store with the high-priced instrument without paying and got into his car before employees surrounded the vehicle and called police, officials said.

>"I need to be arrested. I stole the guitar," Gaydos allegedly told the arresting officer.

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JUST

Cry for help.

>$800 Epiphone
>expensive

High Fidelity and if I recall some Will Smith action movie.

You dorks didn't forget about The Neverending Story 3 did you?

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High fidelity is mist garbage

>His whole shtick was holding musical equipment and then walking out of the store with it
Master criminal

Imagine the smell.

High Fidelity is good
fuck off

High fidelity is so awful

whats jabbling jabbles

He probably plugged it into an amp on full and spent two hours playing the Master of Puppets riff before running off with it.

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I'd fuck Jack Black pretending to be a teenage girl like in Jumanji.
No homo.

I had until now. Wish you hadn't reminded me.

nacho libre underrated

this it’s legitimately charming

Daily reminder Jack Black was in Demolition Man

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and Waterworld

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saving silverman is the best JB movie. pick of destiny is ok too

>Saving Silverman
That movie is what inspired me to waste several hours trying to suck my own dick.

you know you can pay chics like 30 bucks and they will do it for you

You know you can just become a gym teacher

But to suck and be sucked in one act, its like the circle of life.

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Due to the laws of alchemy, when you suck your own dick you are sucking more dick than you are getting sucked.

FREDDIE JONES SHUT UP

>wanting to marry Dan Schneider's sloppy seconds
max cuck

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Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. You get your dick sucked, but you also get chronic back pain. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.

METAL POLE
CLIMB THAT SHIT

he was in that one episode of x-files where sneaky pete had lighting powers

>Gaydos
EL OH EL

>le plays the same character in every movie man

He's forgettable but Mars Attacks was kino

No one mentioned Be Kind Rewind?

Based.

>letting companies charge you $2000 for a piece of wood that you have to tune yourself
No wonder you faggots are in debt

First thing I ever saw him in was as a semi-recurring character in Picket Fences and he stood out even then.

If only we could get "The Fatties" greenlit

nacho libre retard

>Troll Music
They should've seen that one coming

He has the only entertaining performance in Neverending Story 3, as the leader of a group of highschool bullies that have their own super villain lair.

Everyone I know hated this movie but I loved it

Probably because they thought it would be 90 minutes of nothing but Swede-ing movies.

You'e not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

XD

He plays himself in every film and this happens to be the only film that fits his 'character'

Orange County
Year One
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle

So everyone wanted to fuck the bass chick, right?

Jumanji
Hi Fidelity

>some Will Smith action movie
Enemy of the State. And he's only tolerable in that because he's on screen for like ten minutes.