If River Phoenix was still alive, he'd be one of the greatest actors of our time...

Not true plus we are held to standards that are often difficult to maintain or impossible to best.

Acting is actually really hard (hence even professionals being mostly mediocre and talented amateurs being pretty much unheard of). Beautiful people are rare. The combination is extremely rare.
Also, keep in mind that most modern American actors are people who were pushed into it by their parents. They’re “career actors” (people for whom acting itself is very much only a small part of a much larger job) who are where they are due to their life history more than current display of skill and many don’t even care much for acting as a craft. This is why Hollywood now prefers hiring trained European and Australian (stage) actors.

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>we
Sure, fatty.

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>If River Phoenix was still alive, he'd be one of the greatest actors of our time.

He wouldn't. The right Phoenix survived.

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go back to /pol/ you retard

Cazale.

retard

/thread

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I was a kid when he died so I don't really know what happened. Was it overdose?

no he had AIDS

>imagine starting a career because the 911 call about your dying brother leaked.

Brad Pitt became a better actor over the years. Some people just want to improve themselves

I think most of the people in this thread are too young to even know who River is.

so what’s the consensus? was he molested by Children of God members?

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Gus Van Sant claims he went full homo to get the part in My Private Idaho

based

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Meh, most Hollywood careers start because their parents made a call to their friends.

He literally said in an interview that his first time was when he was four, so you just know. Also children of God was a sex cult known for sexually abusing kids.

yikes

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I'm 6'2 and would trade down to be 5'10 if I looked like River and was famous without a moment's hesitation.

it seems obvious that that caused his addiction, but the connection is rarely made

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Honestly this. I don't care if you like the guy or not, but you can't deny that he was one of the most attractive male actors in Hollywood.
Because when people hear about an actor who overdosed, they don't even bother to dig into his personal life and see what caused it, they just have the same picture for all the celebrities who die in that way.

Pretty much everyone knows that River was at least bisexual.

I literally came in here to say I've always thought he would have had DiCaprio's career.

That’s a tranny

River was actually the first choice for Jack in Titanic.

And I know that he died before the movie was made but it's been revealed that they wanted him as Jack.

that was the fucking hair cut that I wanted, not what the guy did, damn!

This man sacrificed himself in order for others to rise because of his fall. Biopic when?

river was supposed to be in the basketball diaries and total eclipse

why everyone in the phoenix family are so ugly except the dead one?

Interview with a vampire too
>Originally, River Phoenix was cast for the role of Daniel Molloy (as Anne Rice liked the idea), but he died four weeks before he was due to begin filming. When Christian Slater was cast in his place as Molloy, he donated his entire salary to Phoenix's favorite charitable organizations.[15] The film has a dedication to Phoenix after the end credits.

Because he was the only one who looked like his mother, a better version of her though. All his siblings resemble his father.

RENT FREE

That's crazy to think about. Too many actors had an advantage after his death.

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Better rename the thread as "Leo would be a literally who if River was still alive.

disgusting

This video makes me sad.
>youtu.be/Yi1Lk6ttFqs

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Came here to say the same thing.

HOW?

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Forgot to add that she was hideous compared to him.

cute. i wish i had an older brother

Drown yourselves in a sink now

Don't compared to ugly jew rat to either of the Phoenix you retarded faggot

exactly! it's like how Casey Affleck wouldn't have had a career if Ben Affleck hadn't died when he did.

What's the point of having one if he'll die too soon?

she aborted his child

>he had a meeting arranged with Terry Gilliam to make ultima kino together for the day after he died

youtube.com/watch?v=v1qy7tfDQxM
Here is his band

childhood memories

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Reminder that their mother was a whore for the church cult

>take heroin
>die
egad

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Unironically this made me sad too.

>tfw look like chalamet except taller and a bit uglier
Feels... nothing man.

No!

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No because based Keanu would've saved him from the dark depths of addiction and they would have fallen in love.

This desu. I'm 6'4 and would trade down to be 5'10 if I looked like River and was famous without a moment's hesitation.

Wonder if there was something going on between them back then.

He looks like a fucking god compared to that slimy alien.

you should feel blessed, timothee chalamet is unusually beautiful

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I would not be surprised if they had cuddles in the trailer to 'practice'. Both of them were described as being very brave and fully leaping into the role.
I like Keanu.

>imagine being even uglier than that zoomer
sorry buddy

Do you have to spam this goddamn faggot in every thread? You're just making everyone hates him

Here is a quote from Keanu at the time;
"I'm not against gays or anything, but I won't have sex with guys. I would never do that on film. We did a little of it in Idaho and, believe me, it was hard work. Never again".

Did you miss the part where I wrote a bit uglier as well? It's just not the same friend, I'm not that bothered by it though, I know many people base their entire life around just an inch or two of bone not being exactly like they want and feel like their entire life has no value until they get plastic surgery, but when I realized that all that really matters is how you carry yourself and that plastic surgery doesn't fix that then I started to care less about my appearance and got a bit more confident.

Was he in the closet or something? Why go with that?

if you’re “a bit uglier” than timothee chalamet then you should still be hot

Because that's offensive now. We have to cast actors ugly people can identify with!

Keanu was also in a movie with her, "Parenthood", she was his love interest. Little Joaquin was in that movie too and he was her brother. Always thought she was really ugly, especially to date someone like River.
My thoughts exactly.

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That's Space Camp and Explorers era right there

(He'll never be an) Old Man River

not an argument

I always thought that it was cute how much teen Joaquin was looking up to his brother, he even had the long dirty blonde hair that his brother had.

I don't think so, maybe self-image issues since qt's have fallen for me before but I've always been too cold, still a virgin too.

For some reason I grew up knowing that Keanu was bisexual but maybe I heard wrong.

it’d probably be easier if you were gay but plenty of girls like the twink look too as long as you don’t have overly effeminate mannerisms or a gay voice. it’s more of a niche preference but you’ll probably find people that get super fixated on you cause of the rarity.

godspeed friend

River had the looks but Joaquin had/has a better taste in women.

That pic gives me hope because my skin is equally as shitty but he still looks delicious af.
People tell me I'm cute but my skin is so fucking shit, just kill me

I know he's with Rooney now (and I envy him for that) but I have no idea about his previous relationships.

Thanks

>summer
>river
>rain

>joaquin

huh?

I unironically have the exact same side profile as Phoenix except my nose top is slightly pointer and my chin isn't slightly recessed like his was.

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>His parents name their son River Bottom

Liv Tyler was his ex

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On one drunken night I had a real shit shave with a shit razor and slept on a shitty, dirty pillow and then got some inflammation. I, without shame, just used foundation that matched my skin tone till my everything would go away and fade. You might as well if it makes you feel more comfortable and less self conscious and you're masking something you can't control 100%

>insult Chalamet for being a Jew (via his mother's side)
You do realise both River and Joaquin are also Jews via their mother, right?

They were famous for being in the protestant church you kike

Their mother was still a Jew you moron. You don't have to follow the religion to be Jewish. You can get atheists that are Jewish or part Jewish cause that's what they are ethnically speaking and there's a genetic component too it. I love it when faggots idolise Phoenix but having a fit when someone brings up that he's half Jew and even insert insane theories that River was a bastard hence why he looks different from his siblings (even though he was baked in a Jew oven so whoever the father was makes no difference). Seethe harder, faggot. And seethe especially over hard over the knowledge the Jew rat Chalamet is making more pants wet than you ever could.

Did they leak the 911 call on purpose? Seems really suspicious to me that this audio of Joaquin calling 911 because his brother, River was dying, exists.

Kill yourself kike faggot

You're embarrassing with the amount of chalamet posts you're making in a thread that it's not even about him. It's like you want to make us dislike him even more than we already do.

>tfw you're a handsome part Jew that makes ugly /pol/tards seethe by just existing

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his name used to be leaf

I didn't make any of the Chalamet posts early on in the thread. I just think it's funny the user reeee'd over Chalamet being a Jew whilst praising the Phoenix bros even though they're Jews too

It's lucky that you ended up handsome you could actually looking like a deformed rat like

Leaf was not his real name though. His real name is Joaquin but because people could not pronounce it, he changed it to Leaf for a while but then went back to Joaquin years later.

My mother used to hide a picture of him on her wallet. Found it back in 1997 or earlier.

Thats the power of beauty.
Don't listen to this nerds, kids. It's the one and only currency.

#

*shivers*

what did your dad think?

So basically River would have all these popular roles that helped other actors (mostly Leo) to become relevant. Alright then.

Well yeah. It stands to reason. Remove one actor from existence and another fills the vacuum. Remove Daniel Craig from existence and Cavill or someone else would have became Bond and rise to fame in a different way, and someone else would have been Superman in 2013 if Cavill was tied up with Bond. Leo and others would have risen to fame differently if River did not die... if they would have rose to fame at all.

>If River Phoenix was still alive, he'd be one of the greatest actors of our time.

maybe, but he wouldve been JUST by the time he hit 30

My father had pictures of tanks they rode on the gulf war. They were 24. Probably equivalent of me saving stupid actress photos on hard drives.

This is also a very strong possibility. He died young and was immortalised as forever beautiful and all that crap. Exact same thing would have happened had Depp croaked in his place.

This is too much to think of though, especially with Leo, he was offered all the roles that helped Leo to become who he is today. It's like an alternative reality where River never died and Leo didn't became as popular as he is now.
You can't know that, Brad still looks good, he was never JUSTed, what makes you think that River wouldn't look as good?

River was a drug addict, bro. He died of an overdose and was a close friend of Johnny Depp, and look at where Depp is now. You're right, we can't know how River would have turned out but those facts I wrote down means it isn't a stretch to imagine he'd become like Depp.

I get what you're saying but still, we can't know for sure how he'd look like, we can only assume.

I'm glad he's dead. One less faggot for you low IQ niggers to fap over.

Am I the only one who had no idea that they were brothers? They look nothing alike.

It's been 30 years since Keanu and Joaquin were in a movie together, I wasn't even born yet.

He has the body of a deformed faggot

And then Keanu dated a trans woman who's outspoken about having a penis for almost a year.

reminder he was killed by Johnny Depp so he could take his roles

You mean Leo, see

he was at Johnny Depp's club, dipshit, plus Leo is about a decade younger

With your stupid logic, maybe Depp did it to help Leo then, since all of Leo's roles were destined for River, never heard about a role that Depp took that was for River.

All zoomers who weren't born until after he died probably don't either

he was just eliminating his competition. though to be fair Phoenix was doing more big time movies, and Depp was doing more cooler shit

He died because of the sex cult that his parents were involved in. Whatever happened there (apparently he was molested), drove him into a drug addict.

Has anyone seen "Jimmy Reardon"?

Is it any good?

Was it autism?

IM ON THE DRUG
IM ON THE DRUG
IM ON THE DRUG THAT KILLED RIVER PHOENIX

>You're just making everyone hates him
Good.

Is this accurate?

Leo, Keanu, Joaquin were names mentioned in this thread and all I think about is, why none of them have kids or got married?

Keanu is into trannies, they're known to not have wombs.
DiCaprio was raised in a weird as fuck family which explains why he doesn't care about starting his own.
Joaquin is the hardest one to explain.

>Acting like you're such an expert on the topic
>Yet you don't know the autistic cult like conditions Phoenix was raised in alongside with his brother River
He's the easiest one to explain.

Keanu already tried to have a family and a kid btw, but there was a stillborn baby that broke him and his gf at the time.

Stop talking like you know, retardo.

Hell of an audition reel tho...

>Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A

I know you think you're sounding smart her,e but they're not comparable. Joaquin is a great actor, but not as great as his brother would've been.

Ben Affleck on the other hand was never praised as an actor. Casey Affleck bas been praised repeatedly.

I think Joaquin has also issues because of that cult that "killed" his brother, so maybe that's why.

I can't believe he's dead!

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>Brad still looks good, he was never JUSTed

>raising 4 foreign kids while your ex wife does her damndest to turn your actual kids into genderfluids
>having to pay out for two divorces

he does still look good tho

Only DiCpario serves as the highest level pimp in LA. I know his current fake GF Camila Morrone.

>he does still look good tho
And that's what matters in the end, right?

Thanks for the laugh, man. I needed it.

Seeing as how Phoenix died doing speedballs in Depp's nightclub, it's not far to say he literally died for Depp's career.

Hippies shouldn't have been allowed to breed.

illuminati sacrifices

I've seen people comparing the junkie from starnger things with River.

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Wtf, nothing alike. He's mutt incarnate. River was a fucking god.

Exactly, yet for some reason, there are many comparisons.

He a cute boi but nowhere near as cute as River.

kinda looks like Harry Styles

river had beautiful facial features. charlie heaton looks like trash and is dragging natalia dyer down by proximity

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Entitled heeb twink that couldn't lift 50 lbs or mow a yard in summer. Dune will ironically be his ceiling for crossover appeal.

River Phoenix is the only actor who could have played Kurt Cobain. Not that he should have but it's a good summation of his talent, charisma, and sincerity. He's like Leo DiCaprio with a soul and struggle.

I would dump my gf for Natalia Dyer in a second. What a fucking beauty.

Depp may have given Phoenix his last dose at The Viper Room. Fun fact Christina Applegate mocked Phoenix on the street as he lay dying.

Did you see "Last Days"? Michael Pitt played Cobain and killed it. Top 3 Gus Van Sant movies for me.

>heeb
Chalamet is no River but River was a heeb too.

Rivers literally has the autists over at Lookism.net fawning over him despite not having the most defined chawline, a small and upturned nose, not perfect skin, etc. He was that good.

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River >>>>> Joaquin. Picture River and PTA working together on The Master or Inherent Vice. Both would be classics. Joaquin is only good at dissociative fuckups like The Joker. Inherent Vice didn't work with him because he's not grounded enough to be lifted by a drug haze, and in The Master he already seems indoctrinated before meeting Hoffman.

Prime Joaquin was a beauty too. Also he's a better actor than River ever could've been

yeah she’s gorgeous but the styling she’s adopted since she started dating charlie is atrocious and does her no favors

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You completely missed the point of The Master. Joaquin in The Master is the best acting performance of the last 20 years. This dude outshines PSH. Fucking PSH. True. Pic related.

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Both were handsome though it is weird how Joaquin was quite obviously Jewish but River was blonde, blue, had a small nose, etc. He was the antithesis of a Jew stereotype. Interesting difference considering they were brothers

Agree, but ugh I have a thing for anorexic waifs

You type like a gay nigger

I disagree about what you said about the master. This is probably the best acted scene that I have ever watched and he should have get that Oscar.
youtu.be/otLDuy0ToFg

Passenger white boy look like River Phoenix

Based as fuck. This is the best PTA movie too

gaypipo btfo
this is why i like keanu
fuck homosexuals

Dude looking dashing as fuck. Now he looks like a fucking bear.

youtu.be/aAQiAQROi7g

>"Maybe in the next life."

This line right here...

what did he mean by this?

He still looks good but he gained weight and grew a beard for that Lynne Ramsay movie, and now we'll see him in Joker makeup. Before that he looked like a neanderthal for Inherent Vice
If he cleaned up he would still look decent

He's trying so hard to make him stay with all this bs. He evens sings that song to spite him, because it reminds Freddie of Doris. But it's too late because even though Lancester like vicariously living through him, he's already figured out that the cause is a scam. What a beautiful movie.

What I like about Joaquin is that he gives no fucks about his appearance compared to other male actors in the industry. He is not an ugly guy so if he wanted, he could keep up with the "handsome guy appearance" that would give him different type of roles, but it's obviously something that he's not into and I respect that.
Honestly, this movie was so good, it almost felt like everything was a dream, it was a very special a different movie that probably some people will never understand but it's definitely one of my favourites.

He literally grew up on the street with his hippie new religious parents travelling all over USA in a hippie van.

River Phoenix as not Jewish moron. Prolly why he died. Depp, DiCaprio, and River that's too many gentile geniuses gunning for the same career

Another favourite scene from the movie

youtu.be/7Ma88XuilCQ

I hate it that most of the comments are about him making a great Joker, literally that's why I dislike capeshit fans, they know nothing about movies and had no idea about great movies, they just want to check if the actor is good for a role because"my comic books deserve justice".

He was jewish.

Proof it dogfood water

The only thing I ever saw him in was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and that whole train chase scene is unironically my favorite in the entire franchise.

I love how Joaquin just throws himself around in these types of scenes. He's a great physical actor.
Also displayed this in Her and Inherent Vice.

Funny how Rami Malek from that movie has an Oscar but Joaquin and Amy Adams don't.

Check his wikipedia. Both parents were jewish.

>Funny how Rami Malek from that movie has an Oscar but Joaquin and Amy Adams don't.
My thoughts exactly. Oscars have gone to shit lately anyway. Imagine how ironic it will be for Joaquin to get Oscar for Joker instead of his performances in gladiator, walk the line and the master.

Nah, only his mother was. His dad was some north-west Euro mutt. His mother was a convert to some Christian branch or whatever but still Jewish by ethnicity/blood. Chalamet is Jewish by his mother and north-west Euro by his father too, so it's funny to see these morons shit on Chalamet for being part Jewish but be ignorant of Phoenix being half Jewish too as they praise him.

Oscar for Joker instead of The Master, Her, You Were Never Really Here, Gladiator, Walk The Line, Two Lovers, The Immigrant. Fuuuuck. Might just happen kek.

They shit on Chalamet for being an ugly, disgusting twink who's not even fit to kiss River's feet. He's not a third of the actor the big Phoenix was.

Yea Forums is the worst about that. Watch them fall to their knees to fellate Beck, but ignore completely that he's more Jewish than a dreidel.

I don't get the Chalamet hate per say even if he's not as attractive or as good as River. I've only seen him in CMBYN (I think he had a small party in Interstellar too), which I think he was good in. I've only seen him in one interview and he seemed pretty shy and genuine, so I can't shit on him for being a horrible person either. I can't call him ugly either. More androgynous than anything else.

>Yeah, I don't know about him much because I've only creamed over him in X, Y and Z and he's shy, gorgeous, androgynous, genuine and I want to be inside him and for him to be inside me
Pathetic. Neck yourself.

Bro, a bunch of guys are shitting on Chalamet specifically for his Jewishness whilst felicitating Phoenix.

That reply screams of projecting you faggot. I just wrote that I don't understand what this twink has done for autists to be baying for his blood and you give him some erotic fan fic and claim I'm the faggot in this scenario? Lmao.

Also Chalamet is clearly a product of nepotism. Check his wikipedia page. Phoenix grew up with hippie parents in a fucking cult. No connections to jewlywood before that.

How long have you been here? Don't you know the "Ashkenazi Jewish" poster? You people bitch about /pol/ day and night and can't see through their thinly veiled b8 attempts. Do you actually think anyone that puts ANY weight on the JQ would not look up to see if any actor they like is a Kike? The bastards know and they're playing you.

>"NO U!!!!"
Pathetic. Neck yourself.

Joquin but might a kikke but River was pure. I doubt they shared the same parents. River looks totally different from his sibs and tbqh he seems 100% more "human." The others are neurotic dark overcast weirdos. River was All American white.

It's Yea Forums man. It can be hard to decipher what is bait, who is really that stupid. Plus I've lurked on Stormfront pages before where they really are that stupid. They'll praise someone, go 'aw dammit!' when another poster reveals that person is Jewish, and I'm sitting there slightly baffled these idiots haven't realised they can dig into a guy's background with 30 seconds and a few clicks.

That Joaquin when he was young. Pretty believable that he was River's brother in that pic. Plus you're reaching into some laughable bullshit to suggest River was some adopted bastard or whatever. A handsome light haired and light eyed half Jew existed. Get over it.

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Are you all so autistic to think that River had another father because he looks different than the rest of his siblings? Dude, he just looks a lot like his mother, it's that simple.

I'm not even into /pol/ shit (sucks that you burned through braincells going to that cesspool that is Stormfront, I never went there not even out of curiosity), but even I know the JQ is real.
Still I roll my eyes whenever I see someone post "YEAH BUT THE GUY IS JEWISH, HAH!" like I'm not gonna enjoy the movie anymore. Hollywood is Jewish, fucking deal with it. The Kikes have a grasp on it, if you want new movies that aren't Chinese or Indian, this is the deal.

It doesn't matter who the father was. His mother was the Jewish parent.

post more thinky veiled timothee lust user, please

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>only his mother was
Which makes him one by jew law you mongrel

You aren't wrong at all. I'm only amused at people attacking one guy's Jewishness, felicitating a guy who the first one was compared despite having the exact same amount of Jewishness in him, and then cooking up some crackpot theories about the second guy being some adopted bastard cause this "pure" guy can't possibly be a kike in their minds.

Go spam this thread instead

>Why is it so hard to cast attractive and talented actors in Hollywood these days?

It's a combination of the diversity push and the "relateable" push aka the ugly push. For the end result of both see the cast of the new Star Wars films. A towering edifice of diversity and relatability.

he's right tho

>cooking up some crackpot theories about the second guy being some adopted bastard cause this "pure" guy can't possibly be a kike in their minds.
Either they are baiting or extremely fucking deluded and stupid. I cannot comprehend actually thinking this way lel.

Have you read the shit Stormfags come up with? They believe in myths like Hitler invaded Poland cause the Poles were massacring Germans en masse or Hitler let the British escape at Dunkirk out of his own mercy and kindness with religious zeal.

Do they not know there's more than two siblings?
The sister used to be married to Casey Affleck

The only similarity is the hair, otherwise they really look nothing alike, even if you compare teen river with teen Joaquin, I tried many times to see at least something that will make them look alike but I can't see anything.

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>They believe in myths like Hitler invaded Poland cause the Poles were massacring Germans en masse or Hitler let the British escape at Dunkirk out of his own mercy and kindness with religious zeal.
b8

I've read this shit as a lurker on white nationalist forums from long time users. This isn't bait on Yea Forums or /pol/.

Daily reminder that Keanu is currently dating a tranny.

I don't know, his career was going downhill the period he died. He starred in lots of indie flicks.

based

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Maybe Joaquin has another mother, he looks nothing like her.

Joaquin Rafael Phoenix is Puerto Rican.

You can't be serious. Read these:

I was surprised to find out that Joaquin was a more feminine looking boy compared to his brother who in general had softer facial features. Dude looked like Supergirl here, puberty changed him a lot.
Funny how this thread turned into a debate about them having different parents or if they are even related.

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i miss him.

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Am I the only one who has no idea who that guy is? I haven't seen a movie with him or knew about his death and I'm over 30 years old.

He was never going to age we tho

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>He's the easiest one to explain.
How? I know what people from the cult did to his brother but what about him? Do we even know if they ever did something to him as wel or was he the lucky one? I doubt he'll ever talk about it, so whatever.

Just a fucked up family is all. Him and his bro come from the same background obviously.

post the part where Fedor stands up and whips his ass

Why did I think he was in the Twenty-Seven Club?

Is it even possible to get an Oscar about a character that gave Oscar to another actor? This is too much even for the Oscars.

A lot to think about. It was a really fucked up family and River was the biggest victim.
>throwbacks.com/phoenix-family/

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he was shit in stand by me and indiana jones

Seriously, wtf? How did they get away with that?

clearly hypersexual behavior due to being sexually abused... he said he first had sex at the age of 4

This is very disturbing.

>The Children of God

>River said that the controversial religious movement (or cult depending on who you ask) known as The Children of God is "ruining people's lives." While he didn't talk about it much, what he did reveal was truly haunting. The family joined in 1973, and worked as missionaries and fruit gatherers. But that wasn't the upsetting part. The controversial church was known for their "Flirty Fishing" policies where they had their members try to encourage new converts by sleeping with them. The Bottom family disagreed with this policy, but years later, River revealed that when he was only four years old he lost his virginity to someone in the cult, but "blocked out" a lot of the details. "I'm glad I did it when I was young," River said, "But I didn't want... different body parts that were in my face to make me perverse when I was older, so I blocked it all out. I was completely celibate from 10 to 14. You're just born into that reality, and you accept it."

Just admit you ate a guy's ass, man.
It's cool, you're among friends here.

Not him, but who fucking cares?

he died in 1993, Jim Cameron didn't come up with the titanic idea till 1995, total eclipse and diaries are low budget borderline indie, and Interview with a Vampire he would have been cast in a small role.

Read the whole article and damn this is a really fucked up family indeed.
Will they ever make a biopic?

They made one of the aftermath

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>speedballs
Man, fuck that shit.
Had a mate go that way.
Why the fuck you'd want to mix coke and heroin is beyond me, it ruins the heroin.

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Haven't seen this but I doubt it mentions the cult or River.

I looked the same as him and women used to bully me and ask me if I were a girl, just goes to show if you aren't famous and your poor looks never matter.

Apparently they don't talk about it. Since River died, Joaquin never talked about him until he suddenly mentioned him in this almost recent interview. He even talked about Rooney here a little, he barely does interviews or talks about his personal life.
>youtu.be/rJ4IweSd_JE

they were hitting on you, retard, maybe it's a brain problem

How the fuck were they using that to flirt?Messing with a guy's confidence, yeah real hot dude.

teasing is a common flirting tactic especially among younger girls and women that don’t have much experience talking to males.

indifference/friendliness = no attraction
teasing/bullying = attraction

come on, man

You must be a woman.

Used to happen to me too. Happens at the age in school when boys haven't hit puberty and girls have.

I was bullied relentlessly by one girl when I was like 11/12, and I'm a quick study when it comes to people, and I can safely say it was because she was a narcissistic cunt who thought she was better than everyone, and not because she fancied me.

no it was just visceral hatred, most were mexican so they probably hated white skin, my sister used to get in fist fights with mexican girls, just evil vile people that don't want to get along with anyone.

>I looked the same as him
I doubt attractive people post on/tv/. I'm probably the only exception of course.

post pics or shut the fuck up.

I did when I was 17, i'm an ugly drunk now.

For me I looked the best when I was 19 - 21. I still look okay now but nothing compares to how I looked like back then.

In the behind the scenes of "Stand by Me" they said he lost his virginity during the filming. Went out one night when he was 14 and came back drunk and bragging.

Why? Bad habits?

It says it here

maybe she had a great personality

I lost a lot of weight and I'm almost 30 now, that's all. I'm not drinking at all and I stopped smoking as well.

He's probably the first male actor that talked about being mokested as a kid.

River's acting in this scene is seriously remarkable for a kid.

>I'm almost 30 now
Yep, been there. After 30 it starts.

Yikes, not at all, zoomer. Young women who acted in old Hollywood movies talked about it ages ago.

I said MALE actor, you fag. Learn to read.

Shit I always thought Joaquin was older

That's because he looks older than he is. Can you believe he's a lot younger than Keanu? I saw this and I was mind-blown.

Keanu is a vampire though. This man has lived for centuries.

rip and the kid from neverending story 2 if only you weren't raped

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Came back to this thread and saw this. What did I think of it?

Chalamet's face has no soul. Compare Old Eastwood to Young Eastwood if you want to know what soul is. The younger one is more conventionally attractive but his face is boring as fuck. Same with Chalamet.

Phoenix has a good face

wrong.

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Every young actor these days look soulness in general. Nothing compared to actors back in the day.

this

samefag

boring as fuck, his face is just the face of crude spoiled idiot imo
you can read more into an eastwood or a river phoenix, even if its not there

no it’s not. his face is incredibly expressive. he manages to convey 3 different emotions in the span of a few seconds in a natural and believable way. he has a similar acting style to river, subtle, naturalistic, and simply embodies the character.

>. he manages to convey 3 different emotions in the span of a few seconds
my switching expressions, not by static ambiguity
he's a fucking bore and his face is unremarkable I have neighbors with handsomer and more remarkable faces

no you don’t

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>when the goyim mogg you

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lol okay enjoy your gay manbabby

thanks, i will

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>ywn lick his torso

If River Phoenix was still alive, Dicaprio wouldn't have a career.

makes me regret his death desu

i wanna rub his anorexic twink body so bad

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again, that's a decade apart. it was Depp who killed him

>River was a kike

>Joaquin is a kike

>Keanu is literally fucking a tranny

>Depp has been JUSTED and still acts like a manchild

>Pitt raises other men's children and pays alimony

>Brendan Fraiser got groped, JUSTED and divorce raped

>Stars nowadays are uggos or kikes (but I repeat myself)

DiCaprio is the only one left

Leo is the lucky one. River died and gave him a career.

Lol your obsession is fucking sad m8

She would be classed as slightly above average in any high school

People are just adding fame points onto her

>haha it was totally Leo

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Who are the handsome kino stars of today?

Fassbender? McAvoy? Mads Mikkelsen? The little kike rat that's been posted in this thread a dozen times?

damn joaquin really looks like his dad

>Why is it so hard to cast attractive and talented actors in Hollywood these days?
Jews happened. Now look at Hollywood it's full of untalented Jews most of them look troglodyte. You need to be part of the tribe to be successful in Hollywood these days

I just want to hug his hot sweaty twink body

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shouldn't you faggots be HIV-chasing or something?

River was a true Gen X hero in that he died long before the world became complete shit.

you can add keanu to that list. he and river were fuckbuddies too.

cringe
based

>Why the fuck you'd want to mix coke and heroin is beyond me, it ruins the heroin.
you get the best aspects of both drugs that way. and it's only risky if you've got a heart condition.

Yes and River looks like his mother. This apparently confuses most people in this thread and theorise about them having different parents.

how’d you know?

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Leonardo DiCaprio benefited more from River’s death than anyone.

If River Phoenix was American he'd be called Phoenix River

River was a Jew moron. Want wish Jews death? Fine! But don't suck a Jew like River off whilst wishing death to Jews cause you look like a retard... which you probably are if you can't do basic research into guys background.

why all of you are obssesed with River fucking faggots?

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Look at him.
LOOK AT HIM.

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;_;

Didn't Keanu's kid die at 6 mos old?
Yeah, and then his wife died in a car crash.